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January 27, 2005

Name That Jackoff

"The U.S. military presence has become part of the problem, not part of the solution...We need a new plan that sets fair and realistic goals for self-government in Iraq, and works with the Iraqi government on a specific timetable for the honorable homecoming of our forces."

One guess.

(via drudge)

UPDATE

Here's the genuine article:

Forty years ago, America was in another war in a distant land.  At that time, in 1965, we had in Vietnam the same number of troops and the same number of casualties as in Iraq today.

We thought in those early days in Vietnam that we were winning.  We thought the skill and courage of our troops was enough.  We thought that victory on the battlefield would lead to victory in the war, and peace and democracy for the people of Vietnam.

We lost our national purpose in Vietnam.  We abandoned the truth.  We failed our ideals.  The words of our leaders could no longer be trusted.

In the name of a misguided cause, we continued the war too long.  We failed to comprehend the events around us.  We did not understand that our very presence was creating new enemies and defeating the very goals we set out to achieve.  We cannot allow that history to repeat itself in Iraq...

Read the rest, as your stomach allows.

Fucking bleck.


the UNPOPULIST


posted by Ace at 10:22 PM
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The amazing thing is that my random-assed total-instinct guess turned out to be right. That comment had pure eau de Kennedy wafting off of it.

Posted by: Jeff B. on January 27, 2005 10:53 PM

Stuff like this further emboldens the terrorists.

Posted by: Zelda on January 27, 2005 11:07 PM

I seem to remember once when he was bringing Mary Jo home, it was only a little creek he had to cross. In this case we're looking at several rivers and the Atlantic ocean. I hope he's not planning to drive. Seems like his family also has a history with planes. The troops would be safer there, by far.

Posted by: Bullwinkle on January 28, 2005 12:37 AM

I guess I had a leg up on this one, seeing as how I heard him making these jagoff remarks on the radio earlier today.

Hey, I guess it'll be a real boost for the morale of the troops when they hear that one of the most senior members of the Senate thinks they're "part of the problem, not part of the solution." Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

Posted by: Sean M. on January 28, 2005 12:49 AM
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