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A Little Late Lovin' For A Friend.Sobekpundit, *the* Photoshopping Madman of the 21st Century, posted an inspired series of variations on Darth Tater. Problem is, he did it a week ago. Alas, Sobek knows that even a brilliant idea is a wasted idea when no links your blog. So, in kinship with the bloggers who spend hours writing, reviewing and editing their perfect posts only to find out that, sadly, no one really gives a flyin' frak what they thought about the premiere of Battlestar Galactica. . . In kinship with the girl who once stood three people behind Paul Anka in line at the DMV but still couldn't get her story published on Ace, no matter how hard he tried. . . In kinship with the 1,823rd blogger in a row to make a joke using the punchline "like Michael Moore at an Old Country Buffet". . . In kinship with every blogger who ever cursed the names of Bill Simmons or Jonah Goldberg for getting paid to do the schtick they do twice as good for free. . . In kinship with the blogger who discovered that the memos *must* have been written in Microsoft Word. . . in December 2004. . . In kinship with the Forgotten Blogger Nation, I urge you all to visit Sobekpundit's Potato Head Collection. For all the bloggers who toil away in Sitemeter obscurity. . . declare your solidarity with Sobek. Cheers, posted by Ace at 03:28 PM
CommentsAnd solidarity especially with those bloggers with raging black tar heroin habits! Posted by: 72VIRGINS on January 25, 2005 04:58 PM
How many OCB references is that for you today? Posted by: Ranger on January 25, 2005 05:21 PM
Ranger, I've lost count. Because, as we all know, there's no such thing as too many OCB references in life. Mmmm. . . all-you-can-eat pudding bar. . . Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 25, 2005 05:22 PM
Umm, Dave? ... I'm dying to know what a guy making over 88K a year with a black tar heroin habit does for a living? Is that crazy blog money that good? Posted by: 72VIRGINS on January 25, 2005 06:30 PM
72Virgins-- $88K a year? I wish. I think YOU might be the one on the low-grade smack. As for crazy blog money, I have yet to gear up my site for compatibility with said crazy blog money. For now, I prefer to keep it honest and pure, without the corrupting influence of money. Ace has lots of payola nowadays, but I remember back when it used to be about the *blogging*, man. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 25, 2005 08:07 PM
Alls I'm gonna say is that I resisted the urge to write a post about how frackin good Battlestar Gallactica is. Posted by: ken on January 25, 2005 10:32 PM
Ken, I'm right there with ya. Damn good stuff. Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 26, 2005 12:22 AM
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"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
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Socialist usurper Obama cut commercials urging Virginians to vote for the bizarre "lobster" gerrymander -- but now says gerrymanders are so racist you guys Obama is complaining about the new Louisiana map -- but here's the thing, the new map has much more compact and rational borders than the old racial gerrymander map Pete Bootyjudge is whining too. But here's the Illinois gerrymander he supports.
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