You know you're a Democrat if

1. You're outraged at the truth.
2. You believe your own lie.
3. Republicans are out to get you with their mind rays.
4. You're driven to work in a limosine and complan about the way poor people are treated.
5. You want to build a homeless shelter but don't want it near your $2 million dollar estate.
6. The war was a lie but you're still a "patriot".
7. Losing a war is a good thing.
8. Blacks are great for votes but you wouldn't want one in office.
9. Mexicans. See #8.
10. You disagree with profiling terrorists, excuse me, insurgents, even though none are from Denmark.
11. You think a good day in school includes teaching that evolution is a fact, God doesn't exist, and 2+2=3 is acceptable.
12. Democracy in the world is a bad imperialist idea.
13. Dead babies are a good idea. Have you ever held such a precious gift?

Feel free to add as necessary.

Excuse my english here but, that crazy bitch needs a size 12 buried in her ass.

Boxer's bullshit should come as no surprise to anyone who's paid attention to her political career. This is, after all, the same woman who, every election cycle without fail, brands whoever her opponent happens to be as a right-wing extremist.

Boxer's bullshit should come as no surprise to anyone who's paid attention to her political career. This is, after all, the same woman who, every election cycle without fail, brands whoever her opponent happens to be as a right-wing extremist.

Of all the infuriating things about the way the Democrats have been behaving in the past few years, this passive-agressive martyr BS from Babs is among the most offensive. Insult Dr. Rice, and then when she calls you on it to your face, play yourself off as the victim and make like it's *her* fault for getting pissed off at being insulted.

God, I wish the California GOP didn't have its head so far up its ass that it couldn't nominate and financially back someone last year who actually could have beaten that possum-haired Marin C-word. Meaning we're stuck with her for six more years.

(In voice of Slim Pickens from Blazing Saddles:) "I aaam depressed."

I'm torn about Dr. Rice's response to Boxer.

She actually didn't insult Barbara Boxer, of course; she simply asked not to be called a liar. Ladylike. That may have been the best way to go about it and it sure made Babs look like an ass.

On the other hand, it would have been a great moment for Condi to run over and give that unreasonable bitch a savage noogie.

Its a toss-up isnt it.

I can't say it any better than Alex just did, except to add that this kind of bullshit shall become rarer and rarer as Liberals go the way of the Dinosaurs. And the more shrill they are the sooner it'll happen. So take heart, they're only shooting themselves in the foot.

!,000 years ago people would have been burned at the stake or beheaded for just saying the world was round. It was so obvious the world was flat! And anyone who said otherwise was lying.

Ms. [or is that Mr(s)] Boxer knows C. Rice KNEW there were no WMD's, so she had to be lying. If she didn't KNOW there were no WMD's, she wouldn't have pushed so hard to convince the public that there were. Boxer KNEW there weren't.

Oh, wait. Mr. Kennedy had the same information, and he KNEW there were WMD's, didn't he? I guess he was lying, too. As were Mr.'s Bird, Kerry, Edwards, Daschle, etc.

It seems the only people who KNEW there WEREN'T WMD's were Boxer and the moonbats (sounds like a really bad rock band, doesn't it?). And, of course, all they had to do was listen to the harmonic vibrations of their own in-tune souls to have that knowledge, because outside of the powers-that-were in Iraq, it seems nobody else had that information.

Hmmm, I wonder if I could tap into those harmonic vibrations to predict the Super Bowl?

Anybody catch the SNL parody?

Is it just a coincidence the two senators voting against Dr.Rice were the two most likely to be uncomfortable with a highly intelligent woman?And it might have been a first time occurrence for both.{We're not talking about sassy.}

I suppose I SHOULD be outraged, but I'm justg glad to see Barbara finally showed up for work.

First time in 12 years that's happened.