My favorite track: "That's How Fucking Crucial (This Is)".

It's my parents' wedding song.

Yes those are F!@#ing wonderful. But do you have the audio too - talk about classic. I think it was a shockwave flash or something- now I have to look for it at home and see if I still have it.

My favorite track: "That's How Fucking Crucial (This Is)".

I got to second base for the first time listening to that song.

Memories.

That first album cover is scary stuff. Gives me a distinct "It puts the lotion in the basket" kind of feeling.

I hesitate to second guess the Creator of Worlds here, but my first instinct would have been to title that one "Don't Make a Fucking Maniac Outta Me."

Allah,

Is your old site archived? I hope so. A lot is too funny too be lost and your postings on rathergate are too important to be lost.

With cBS's report due 'any minute now' is there any way you can make at least the rathergate posts (and comments) accessible. It would surely be useful to be able to have them around.

Max

The guys get shirts.

Where's Joe?

Actually, what I wanna know is where there's a fuckin transcript of this. After all, people of character and substance CARE about what they fuckin' do. It's the integrity kick that I'm on.

Yeah, I think the Democrat primary series of photoshops are priceless. Especially the one where Dean and Kerry get in a contest to see who can register the most elderly voter.

Max -- I have the archives saved on my hard drive but no, they're not available online. I was skimming through them a couple of days ago and realized that if you take out the Dean Photoshops and Rathergate stuff, there weren't ten posts total on the whole site worth re-reading. So it goes.

If for some strange reason my Rathergate posts are needed to fact-check the CBS report, I'll re-post them.

If nothing else, Allah, I'd like to see "Bitchslap in Beantown" one last time. I still use "Come, Shaheeds, the mound is ours for the taking" and "The bullpen is yisatz(?) Israel, fuckface" on a near-daily basis. (I mumble the second one.) I'm a Cubs fan, so I can relate a little.

Allah,

Thanks . Glad to hear you've got them.

You underestimate yourself - there were a lot of great posts. I really enjoyed it when you spoke as 'Allah'.

max

Allah,

I know it's yours to do with as you wish, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep the old stuff - I thought a lot of it was hilarious!

I don't pretend to understand what the legal deal with your site was. But might I suggest that, after some time has passed, you may wish you had kept the archives for reposting? I'd certainly like to see it again someday.

Heck, look at Ace - half his stuff is reposts... (kidding!)

Well, whatever you decide, thanks for the great stuff over the years. I'm an atheist - but I always believed in you !

- Cliff

Allah,

I'd love to reread your take on the capture of Saddam. I still laugh at, "Allah will have to call you back." I bet your archives would sell like gangbusters in book form

Allah,

Gee, I wonder what a set of archives burned on a CD (or DVD) might run? It could be a nice fundraiser.

The most gut-bustingly funny song title?

The Pilot.

I can't even stand it, its gonna give me a hernia. Too much.

What happened to Allah's site? I loved it. This Paul Anka audio file is THE BEST. I've listened to it 8 times...have sent it to colleagues and friends. So, so, so rich.

For Winston, and other Allah fans (pbuh):

http://www.allahakbar.blogspot.com/

Violent jihad or holy war against unbelievers. Murder, stealing, torture, slavery and rape against unbelievers is acceptable if couched in terms of jihad.

Christians and Jews allowed to live in Muslim dominated lands provided they pay a special tax and accept their status as second class citizens. The status of polythiests is tenuous at best, they will eventually be eliminated either by persecution or death.

My dear brother, please read Chronicles of Islamic Wisdom.

Here are a few excerpts from the book of one of Islam s' supreme
spiritual leader: Ayatollah Khomeini: "A man can have sexual
pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not
penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and
damages the child then he should be responsible for her
subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as
one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to
marry the girls sister" - From Khomeini's
book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran,
1990.

"A man can have sex with animals such as sheep?s, cows, camels
and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his
orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own
village, however selling the meat to the next door village
should be fine". From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth
volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990
"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel,
their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their
milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed
and as quickly as possible and burned." The little green book,
Sayings of Ayatollah Khomeini, Political, Phylosophica, Social
and Religious with a special introduction by Clive Irving, ISBN
number 0-553-14032-9, page 47"It is better for a girl to marry
in such a time when she would begin menstruation at her
husband's house rather than her father's home. Any father
marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in
heaven" - From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth
volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990 REMEMBER IRAN CONTRA?
Eleven things are impure: urine, excrement, sperm...non-Moslem men and women...and the sweat of an excrement-eating camel.Ayatollah Khomeini

The most important information to know about Muslims,is that they will smile to your face and cut your throat from the back.

I'm so scared i have a wart on my cock. Is it a cocksucking muslim ?
93% muslim males have anal and/or genital warts ALLAH