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January 03, 2005

Elephants Pitch In to Clear Tsunami Damage

Gotta love the big galoots:

BANG NIENG, Thailand — A year ago, they were filming battle scenes for the movie "Alexander." Now six elephants are pitching in to help with the massive cleanup from the tsunami that devastated many of Thailand's prime tourist destinations.

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While heavy machinery works on the tangled wreckage that used to be posh seafront resorts, some areas are too muddy or hilly for anything other than 4 foot drive.

So the Wang Chang elephant farm (search) in the 17th-century Thai capital of Ayuddhaya (search) offered to send in its best pachyderms. They arrived by truck Sunday in Phang Nga and got to work immediately — after a quick shower to cool off in the tropical heat.

"The six were chosen because they are smart and can act on command," said Romthongsai Meephan, one of the elephant farm's owners.

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"I don't mind heavy lifting, but one year ago, Angelina Jolie was riding me like Big Wheel."


posted by Ace at 03:09 PM
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That picture reminds me of a story of Kipling's I read once back in The Day, Toomai of the Elephants. Not that it has a whole lot to do with tsunamis, but the story did feature work elephants prominently.

Posted by: Alex on January 3, 2005 03:17 PM

Hmm, from one disaster to another.

Posted by: Sarah on January 3, 2005 03:27 PM

Ace,

awesome find. How cool is using elephants? (and even riding them?) Amid all the tragedy, there are a few things that can still make one smile.

I've always liked elephants, sorry.

Posted by: hobgoblin on January 3, 2005 03:33 PM

I like bears.

If they could get bears to pitch in (how, I don't know), then that would be truly awesome.

Posted by: ace on January 3, 2005 04:05 PM

Yo ACE! How do you keep up with all the news and keep blogging? It seems like an awful lot of work to do AND still be funny - quite a trick. Other blogs may have greater exposure but no one seems to equal the ACE in sheer volume of output and thought. (Needless to say I'm thinking of starting my own blog.) How many hours a day do you spend at it?

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on January 3, 2005 04:10 PM

Hmmm. Maybe the U.S. Special Forces could parachute a few more elephants in to help? Maybe Danny Glover too while they're at it?

Oh, and Ace-- don't let Sully hear that you like bears; you might gain a new friend for the New Year.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 3, 2005 04:35 PM

More fun elephant facts:

It is the dream of every rural male Thai to own a elephant. The cost of an elephant in Thailand is equivalent to the cost of a average house in the US.

The elephant will live longer than the owner so that if a man can buy one, he has income for life.

If you are ever in northern Thailand, visit an elephant training school. You will see elephants that a have amazing working skills. Also take an elephant day trip into the Jungle.

Posted by: Jake on January 3, 2005 07:11 PM

"...Angelina Jolie was riding me like Big Wheel"

Lets be honest. I've had dreams like this.

Posted by: BrewFan on January 3, 2005 08:00 PM

Could a donkey do that? Fuck no!

Posted by: CraigC on January 3, 2005 08:21 PM

Symbolism. Gotta love it.

Posted by: TallDave on January 4, 2005 12:28 AM

i love elephants yay yay yay!!!

Posted by: crossy on July 12, 2005 09:35 AM
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