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You Might Be a Liberal If...Florida Cracker runs down a few good ones, then adds her own. Did James Wolcott really pray for hurricanes to kill Americans? I guess he did. And then he dared to snark about Bush's statement about/to the tsunami victims. Yeahp. It's all true. Click on the link and see for yourself. Remember, this is the guy with three "ocicats," named Jasper, Roland, and something else equally gay I can't recall off the top of my head. posted by Ace at 12:05 AM
CommentsJacques? Gerhard? Those are pretty gay names, these days. Posted by: Sobek on December 31, 2004 12:45 AM
To be fair, James Wolcott is truly one of the ugliest human beings I've ever seen in my life who wasn't naturally deformed. So he's probably very bitter. In fact, Ace should show his picture whenever he has bad news to highlight. He's that hideous. Posted by: Bob on December 31, 2004 01:01 AM
Henry. I try to not remember anything Wolcott writes, but the names of his ocicats snuck through my yuck barrier. Ocicat? The hell? Posted by: Nordicgirl on December 31, 2004 01:13 AM
Now Thundercats, that's a different story. And Sobek? Those have *always* been gay names. Gerhard? That's way too obvious. Posted by: Smack on December 31, 2004 01:21 AM
On an unrelated note, nifty new banner! Posted by: Geoff on December 31, 2004 01:57 AM
Andrew? Posted by: ransom on December 31, 2004 04:08 AM
Hey, Jim Lileks's dog is named Jasper. Don't be hatin, yo. Posted by: Matt on December 31, 2004 04:15 AM
Gay? I believe the term of choice is: MetroSexual. Posted by: too many steves on December 31, 2004 06:54 AM
Yeah, but that's a dog, Matt. Dogs go by slightly different rules than "ocicats." Posted by: Smack on December 31, 2004 10:12 AM
To be fair, James Wolcott is truly one of the ugliest human beings I've ever seen in my life who wasn't naturally deformed. Posted by: Jeff B. on December 31, 2004 11:48 AM
Hey- Roland's a cool name, by gum. Posted by: David Scott on December 31, 2004 12:29 PM
Yes, Jeff, I can see that he lacks the raw sexual magnetism of say, a Krugman, or a Moore... Posted by: lauraw on December 31, 2004 12:38 PM
Oscar Wilde lives! Posted by: zetetic on December 31, 2004 12:44 PM
Hey now! Let's not be stooping to the same level as liberals and being dishonest about Wolcott's looks. It's not fair to say he's the ugliest human being out there as long as Teresa Heinz shares air with decent people. Or is she considered human? Posted by: bullwinkle on December 31, 2004 04:26 PM
lauraw - starting the celebration a little early are we? :) Posted by: BrewFan on December 31, 2004 05:00 PM
Ace, where are you man? Did Michelle Malkin's props cause your head to swell & explode? Posted by: someone on December 31, 2004 06:10 PM
OT Check out this analysis of media bias at: http://www.jeffperspective.blogspot.com/ Posted by: jeff1999 on December 31, 2004 06:11 PM
Well, I won't make cheap jokes about how ugly Mr. Wolcott is. I will make cheap jokes about how much fun we would have in Texas skinning his ocicats. If we could make a pair of boots out of em, I might even give him a nod for having critters big enough to make a pair. I'm quite sure he doesn't have a pair. Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 31, 2004 06:42 PM
Hey! His cats aren't to blame for his hideousness (spiritual or otherwise). I would rather rescue the poor things from this man's grasp. He probably talks to them in an absurd, high-pitched baby voice. Hell, I can do that, and I'm cool and gorgeous. (You can take my word for that.) Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know how to make up imaginary feline-retort dialogue when he's talking to them: he probably just waits for them to reply. Posted by: Andrea Harris on December 31, 2004 07:11 PM
Am I the only one who thinks Krugman looks like a Leprechaun? Posted by: julie on December 31, 2004 08:37 PM
Krugman looks more like a giant Ewok to me. Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 1, 2005 04:53 PM
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In more marketing for Project Hail Mary, scientists say they've found the biosigns indicating life growing on an alien planet. It's not proof, just signatures of chemicals that are produced by biological metabolism, and it could be nothing, but scientists think it's a strong sign that this planet is inhabited by something.
In a paper published in the Astrophysical Journal Letters, a team of scientists announced the detection of dimethyl sulfide (along with a similar detection of dimethyl disulfide) in the atmosphere of an exoplanet called K2-18b. This is actually the second detection of dimethyl sulfide made on this planet, following a tentative detection in 2023. He means they tried to prove the signal was caused by things other than dimethyl sulfide but they could not.
Artemis moon shot a go, scheduled for 6:24 Eastern time tonight
Great marketing arranged by Amazon to promote Project Hail Mary. Okay not really but it does work out that way.
What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
Finish the job, Mr. President!
Melanie Phillips lays out the case for the total destruction of the Iranian government and armed forces. [CBD]
Oh, I forgot to mention this quote from Pete Hegseth, reported by Roger Kimball: "We are sharing the ocean with the Iranian Navy. We're giving them the bottom half."
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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AI is doing a lot of the work in analyzing images to find the exact hiding place of the launchers. Counter-strikes are now coming in four hours after a launch, whereas previously it might have taken days for humans to go over the imagery and data.
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