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December 19, 2004

Thanks For the Well-Wishing Emails (and the Tips!)

I need to apologize for my horrific email response-rate of late. It's the Christmas season, things are busy, and I've been much slower to respond to emails that I usually am (and usually I'm not very good at it, either).

I got a lot of responses about the panic-attack thing, and lots of well-wishes and advice and personal stories of dealing with similar symptoms. I appreciate them, and I'll be responding to each of them. It's just taking me a little more time that I might like. And I apologize for that.

Thanks to everyone who contributes to this site, and who takes the time to send me tips and congratulations and letters of support. I appreciate it. Sometimes, though, I get an awful lot of email, and it's hard to keep up with it all. I hope you understand that, and that you also understand that if I don't say "Thank you" sometimes, it's not just because I'm a dick.

Well, not a total dick, anyway.

Web-Diva Kicks Ass: A reader told me the font-size on this site is too small, and that, because it's fixed-size, it resists his attempts to re-size it bigger using his browser's font-sizing feature.

I've contacted Web-Diva about this and she has generously offered to fix this soon. So, hopefully you'll be able to scale the font up to a comfortable size shortly.

Given the fact that I'm reliably informed by the Mainstream Media that you're all idiots, I imagine you'll be sizing up to an early-reader book size of font, maybe thirty point or so. And maybe using the "Read as Children's Rebus Puzzle" function that comes with some browsers especially designed for morons. And then this blog will be as fun as pudding.

Retards love pudding.


posted by Ace at 02:32 PM
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I've seen worse font sizes, and at least you don't have some dorky, irritating background color that makes it nearly impossible to read, even wearing glasses that have recently been cleaned.

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