Well, now I've heard everything.

The moonbats are still refusing to even consider that they just might be wrong. Oh, and the shoddy education can be put right at THEIR door.

What a bunch of lame-brains. Victims, my foot!

They really are laying the groundwork to divorce from civil society. If Republicans are "abusers", then our victory has no moral standing. How long until they convice themselves that the only way to fight this "violence" is with violence?

Fundamentally, their devotion to ideology allows them to advocate any action that will advance their agenda. How long until we hear Moore talking about having to break a few eggs to make omlets? (I mean, in the metaphorical sense, not in the six-egg-omlet-served-on-a-bread-plate sense that he usually uses)

All this means is that all substantive debate in this country will be taking place withinthe Republican party.

Personally I'm all for beating the little bitches.
Like a Viking!

When I voted, I was beating my meat. Does that count?

Heh.

I could swear I've seen that brilliant rhetorical style before. I think you might be able to find the "friend who works with abuse victims" on DemocraticUnderground.com. Unless they've permanently closed their forums to the non-registered. I don't know if they have because I overloaded on it a few months back. It was like the time when I was a kid and my folks took me to a restaurant with an all-you-can-eat salad bar, and I overdosed on the chocolate pudding. I couldn't bear to look at the stuff for years. Later in life I had a similar experience with gin. But I digress.

Wow, this from the guy who made "Fahrenheit 911?"

Wow.

Is it okay if we just spank our wives instead? Nothing like a good spanking.

This is moonbat morality in a nutshell: We are losers, therefor we are victims, therefor we are morally superior. It does sort of make you feel like slapping them in the face, if only to see if you can wake up a little self-respect.

Every time you hear a bell ring another 10,000 democrats leave the Donk party. "It's A Wonderful Life"; isn't it though!

They invited that fat sucking fat ass fatso in ... They're gonna have to ask him to leave. And that's going to be so very, very ugly - but there really is no other way. After all, he is SO very large and he was SO invited in. Good Luck Donks! You're gonna need it!

/Glad he didn't get any of MY money!

Hey, we beat because we love. I never meant to hurt you, baby. Come back. Daddy'll make it all better. Give me some sugar.

*SMACK*

Now MAKE MY DINNER!!!

Seriously, doesn't this moronic comparison belittle the very real problem of domestic violence?

Coming from the same asshole that preaches on and on and on about the evils of gun violence - which he ultimately trivializes with his ham-handed docubullshit film.

He really is a moron. That's why he only mumbles and does the chin-fat wiggle when he's on Letterman/Leno -- to do otherwise exposes himself as the fucking jackass that he is.

Well sure I hit her. But never with a full swing.

I'm a compassionate conservative.

VN Vic,

LOL!

Having spent 2 years or so counseling women in such circumstances, and in some cases even worse, I can only say: I want to puke over this idiot's mewling.

But that would be a waste of a good omelette...

The idiot screwed up the analogy!

Let me see if I got the lettre part of that right. The Democrats got "abused" so, in the best tradition of abused people, they're now doing their damndest to please the people who beat them. They're promising to be better, etc, etc, etc.

But that's not what it happening.

Except Pelosi, et al. aren't making those promises to the President or to Republicans. They're making them to the American voters. So by Moore's analogy, the real abusers here are the American people and the Democrats are the helpless victims of their blinding cruelty.

Of course, halfway through the analogy, they muddle it again and say that the people whovoted for the Democrats are "kids" who need to be taken away from the real abusers - the majority of America.

Can we have Moore arrested for analogy abuse?

My wife is a Democrat, and voting Republican is the best way I know to beat her.

Pardon my taking his sentiments seriously long enough to actually criticize them, but I wanted to make one point. Moore is confusing the word beat (to defeat) with the word beat (to hit). Republicans beat (defeated) the Democrats. It does not follow logically to say that the Democrats therefore react like those who are beaten (hit).

Looks like Michael Moore is abusing the English language, here. Don't you know that abuse is a bad thing, Mikey?

Now that I've been officially branded an abuser, I suppose I'll need to practice 'till I get the hang of it. I'd be more than happy to start with Michael Moore.

Sobek,
Don't think I'm sticking up for the guy, but it wasn't Mikey who was abusing the English language with the silly diatribe about spousal abuse. That was written by some other silly twit, and I saw it posted someplace else (I can't remember where) about a week ago.

No, Moore's stupidity lies in thinking that this turd of an essay was insightful enough to pass on to his vapid horde of drooling followers. And their stupidity will show when they lap it up. If you've got a friend who's an avid Moore-on, you can probably expect to see a copy of these demented scribblings in your inbox sometime soon, along with some dim-witted comment along the lines of "Really makes you think..."

Oh, I've noticed that a couple of people already mentioned this, but when I first read it, I thought to myself: How can "a woman who has spent years working as an advocate for victims of domestic abuse" write such a piece of utter horseshit? This really belittles the problem of, you know, actual domestic violence!

The only thing I thought was interesting about all this was the new article expansion thingy Ace has got going. Very nice. WindsOfChangissh, you might say.

In the immortal words of Eric Cartman, Michael....

YOU GET YOUR BITCH ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN, AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!

Mikey needs to have a long heart-to-heart with Bob Dole's cock and sort out some issues.

1. Losing a horse race does not make the losing horse a victim. It makes him a loser.

2. LOOOO---SERRRRR.

3. Trying to understand the reason why you were bested is WISE, not self-flagellating. You frigging sore losers.

4. Calling the winner an abusive brute - when you joined in a contest against him of your own free will- is just damned funny, and people will laugh at you when you say it.