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« Nuked the Templates... Again | Main | The Millionth Visitor: Delayed »
December 07, 2004

Pardon This Screwed Up Site... Again

But here's the deal: the delightful and omnicompetent WebDiva is going to be fixing the site, at least as far as functionality, sometime around 5:30 EST. The site may look a little wonky for a few hours, but by evening everything should be working.

And your donations will be paying for it. Thanks for those.

And, get this, within a few days she says she can have this site looking like the old-school site... only better, and less wonky.

Until things are fixed, comments are simply disabled. I just cannot get them to work without completely screwing up the entire site.

If you've got a yen to comment, may I suggest the excellent discussion forum The Perfect World, where I've even got my own dedicated folder? Registration's quick and painless and I think they'll even let you post for a while without registering at all.


I'm genuinely sorry for the unending problems with this site's functionality. Frankly I should have just paid a professional a long time ago, but it's always a hard choice between Val-U-Rite discount liquor and, well, any other expenditure.


By the Way: I don't want anyone to misconstrue this as, say, disatisfaction with the great work Madfish Willie did for me. He fixed everything for me. The problem is that I have no idea what I am doing, and so when I try to tinker with the template-- just putting in simple crap -- I screw everything up and I don't know how to fix it back to the point at which it had previously been fixed.

Thanks, too, for all of those who offered to help. But I just think that there was too much that needed to be done to expect someone to do all that work for me for free. But your offers are appreciated.



posted by Ace at 03:37 PM
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Ace

You hit 1,000,027 at 9:03am Eastern, so 9am eastern on December 8th, 2004 was the day you officially crossed 1mm visitors.

Grats, buddy. Here comes the crazy blog loot.

Posted by: AndrewF on December 8, 2004 09:04 AM

Thanks for clarifying that... you weinie :-)

Posted by: Madfish Willie on December 8, 2004 07:16 PM
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