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December 06, 2004
It's Officially Official: Bush Wins OhioBut of course they won't. Democrats plan an "investigation" of "irregularities" in voting. Not stuff like non-citizens voting-- that sort of thing they don't sweat. They're very interested in finding out why there were long lines in some precincts, and if that might have "chilled" some people's right to vote. As promised: beyond the jump, full-body shot of Kim Richards in her Tuff Turf wardrobe. It's in black-and-white, sadly, but I think that just adds to the allure. All classy-like, like when Bob Guccione shoots a girl in nothing but roller-skates and a smile but uses a gelled lens to demonstrate that the portrait is "artistic."
Congratulations, President Bush! For Winning Ohio... Again.
Even guys who never heard of her before must be saying, "Hey, she's pretty cute." Heck, even chicks can't look at that and not feel a certain je ne se quoi. More Celebration: Football Fans For Truth celebrates by posting conservative cuties, heartland honies, and/or Republican Red-hots. Yeah, it's T&A day here. So what? I need the damn traffic. posted by Ace at 06:29 PM
CommentsAh... That makes up for the Ukrainian smiles earlier today. She's beautiful girl, Ace, and you're a beautiful blogger. I mean that totally non-creepy-like. Posted by: Jeff B. on December 6, 2004 06:33 PM
Heh... and I'm feeling a certain, je ne c'est schwingg Posted by: on December 6, 2004 06:54 PM
Delectable. I weep for your readers in the alternate universe where every new development confirming President Kerry's victory is punctuated by a full-body shot of Helen Thomas. FYI -- and my apologies in advance if you don't give a crap -- it's "je ne sais quoi". I just looked up Miss Richards bio at imdb. She has 2 kids with one husband, 1 with another husband, and apparently another with a boyfriend. She's also an aunt to the Hilton girls. She's been busy the last 20 years. She's till hot, although I wonder if she's much of a conversationalist?:) Posted by: on December 6, 2004 07:06 PM
"Heck, even chicks can't look at that and not feel a certain je ne sais quoi." Speaking on behalf of at least one chick: I got a bigger thrill out of the story you're linking, Ace. Sorry to ruin any illusions. As for the pic: you like 'em kinda slutty, don't you? ;) Later, Posted by: on December 6, 2004 09:06 PM
Who doesn't? Posted by: ace on December 6, 2004 10:17 PM
Now THAT is some Kim Richards. Posted by: on December 6, 2004 10:18 PM
Re: "Likin' them slutty" It's like this: You show me a guy who says "I like themn elegant and graceful, like Audrey Hepburn," and I'll show you a guy who really means "I like them elegant and graceful, like Jude Fucking Law." Posted by: ace on December 6, 2004 10:21 PM
Just kidding. Sort of. I mean, Olivia Newton John was adorable in Grease. But then, men sexualize everything; so in Grease, she was adorable-slutty. Britney Spears sold a million records by being adorable-slutty. Posted by: ace on December 6, 2004 10:28 PM
Slutty? Horrors! I usually like my two-dimensional women with class and style. - Lastango Posted by: on December 6, 2004 10:54 PM
Wait a second, my husband likes Audrey Hepburn...But he also likes Pamela Andersen, so I think it's safe to say Jude is out of the question. But why don't men drop adorable-slutty and go for wisdom-intelligent? Yeah right. As Hubby is fond of saying, "Since when have brains been an asset?" Which brings me to what I look for in a man: blue eyes-masculine. So, honestly, I have no room to criticize. :) Later, Posted by: bbeck on December 6, 2004 11:03 PM
> You show me a guy who says "I like themn elegant and graceful, like Audrey Hepburn," and I'll show you a guy who really means "I like them elegant and graceful, like Jude Fucking Law." Hey now! Kim Richards and Audrey Hepburn are not mutually exclusive. In fact I bet they'd go together like peanut butter and chocolate and Jack Daniel's. Be a uniter, not a divider, dammit! Posted by: Guy T. on December 7, 2004 10:12 PM
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@KFILE 21m So the campaign is collapsing due to the truth of the sexual harassment allegations. That hissing sound you hear is the air going out of the Swalwell campaign. UPDATE: No it wasn't, it was just Swalwell one-cheek-sneaking out a fart on camera Eric Swalwell more like Eric Farewell amirite thanks to weft-cut loop.
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