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November 22, 2004

How Was My Weekend?

Thanks for asking. It was awesome.

Don't believe me? Well you be the judge. Go here and click on the file called "Ogre-battle."

Yeahp, that's me in the kilt. How f'n' jealous are you? "Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!"

I rolled a critical hit on my roll for kicking ass.

Thanks to JimmyP. for being a mensch and capturing my glorious victory on video. That's going right in the lifetime highlights reel, along with my third-place finish in the Future Rocketeers of America "Blast-Off."

Update: You might think I made a mistake when I peg the guy in the peaked hat with my first lightning bolt. Not so. He was a thief and he was always stealing my material components, and yeah, after a while that gets kind of annoying.

Don't cross Malkovar the Mage-- ever.

Another Update: But my weekend wasn't all kicking ass and casting Magic Missile spells, of course. I also trained a monkey in karate (and yes, I pronounce that kara-tay).

Check out the chimp karate videos. Good stuff.

Via Garfield Ridge (scroll down to Planet of the Apes post).

posted by Ace at 02:26 PM

Comments

BWAHAHHAH - Yeah, I remember that from a couple years ago. That is quite possibly *THE* saddest thing I've ever seen.

-Fat Kid

Posted by: on November 22, 2004 02:30 PM

I feel... icky.

someone

Posted by: on November 22, 2004 02:40 PM

So many losers
So little time to laugh at 'em all

-Iblis

Posted by: on November 22, 2004 02:40 PM

I am getting an itch for the classic D&D posts that've disappeared from your sidebar, though...

someone

Posted by: on November 22, 2004 02:43 PM

Those guys are, what? 30 or so?

Even while being a Star Trek and MMORPG-obsessed fanboi myself, even I would've felt a serious need to give them all atomic wedgies.

Posted by: on November 22, 2004 02:48 PM

Whew, I thought you were serious for a second. After watching I was hoping you meant that the queefer.avi was yours.

Posted by: on November 22, 2004 03:48 PM

Dude, you are the f'kin master of the lightning bolt. You should go professional.

Posted by: on November 22, 2004 04:51 PM

I'm actually in a semi-pro league.

-- Ace

Posted by: on November 22, 2004 04:58 PM

Ace,

OK, now I have seen everything. But please tell me, what the F* did I just see?

Yes, I am a curmudgeon and not "hep" to all the things kids do these days, but seriously, WTF was that!?!?

"Thunderbolt!

?????

Just askin'.

MTT

Posted by: on November 22, 2004 05:33 PM

OK, I love you man, but....DORK ALERT, DORK ALERT...DIVE, DIVE....ARM PHOTON TORPEDOES!

Posted by: on November 22, 2004 08:07 PM

Hmmm - two mentions in one day of the weekend D&D video ... think we've figured it out - see:

http://pullonsupermanscape.typepad.com/pull_on_supermans_cape/2004/11/ace_lifts_his_k.html

Posted by: on November 23, 2004 01:09 AM

Botched my link - OK in pieces then:

First part:

http://pullonsupermanscape.typepad.com/pull_on_supermans_cape/

Rest of it:

2004/11/ace_lifts_his_k.html

Posted by: on November 23, 2004 01:10 AM

Wait a minute, Ace.

You're telling "lightning bolt! lightning bolt!" way too fast there.

Lightning bolt takes nearly a full combat round to cast, and even if you were "Haste"d you wouldn't be able to get off three....

Oh, man. I'm one of them.

Posted by: on November 23, 2004 09:05 AM