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November 19, 2004

Kim's Missing Portrait-- Confirmed

A before-and-after photograph shows Kim's portrait has been removed from its place beside his father's, whatever that might mean.

Sure, it could be being cleaned. But don't they have, like, more than one of them?

Thanks to See-Dubya.


posted by Ace at 10:04 PM
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The man's dead -- and not just dead, but dead in embarrassing circumstances, such as he was wearing a pair of pantyhose or lacy women's thongs. Just you wait -- we're going to hear about his "cold" and how he was being given the best of care by the world's finest physicians. And the rest you know.

Posted by: Andrea Harris on November 19, 2004 11:14 PM

I'm doubtful it's anything of the sort. I hate to plug my own links, but a lesser-known, but similar fellow did the same thing earlier this year to reduce cult worship and bolster his international image--a couple of the same reasons that North Korea experts speculate is behind the removal of some of his pictures in July.

The nature of the regime invites all sorts of speculation, but Kim just visited a military base. And, while that could have been faked, I doubt it. The man's nutty, but no idiot. I've heard no speculation that any of the removal of the portraits is part of a disinformation campaign--something probably more likely than Kim's death.

Posted by: Nathan on November 20, 2004 12:53 AM

Who cares? Let me know when it is time to blow NK back to the Stone Age. It is the only possible outcome. They will, of course, manage to get a few nukes off first - I wonder who is going to pay?

Posted by: Philip on November 20, 2004 03:46 AM

I'm sure the topic is coming up at the APEC meetings. I'd like to say he's dead, but I was pretty sure bin Laden was cave fungus, so...

I'd say he pops up as a "new, improved god-like being". Maybe he was in an accident and is disfigured- so they've got to make new paintings to match his new face. Maybe he's just upset Kerry lost.

I'd love to be wrong- this really would be the Best November Ever... but I'm in a wait and see mode.

Posted by: Jack Grey on November 20, 2004 07:57 AM

Just to clarify-- this is Kim Jong Il's portrait, not Kim Richards'. She's right over there where she needs to be. Nobody better move that!

Posted by: See-Dubya on November 20, 2004 10:19 AM

He was killed by Team America. Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Yeff on November 20, 2004 12:41 PM

I know! He's undergoing gender reassignment, and will shortly reappear as the Beloved Leaderina!

Posted by: on November 20, 2004 06:16 PM

Quote: "Let me know when it is time to blow NK back to the Stone Age. It is the only possible outcome."

Unfortunately, NK is already in the Stone Age, albeit a Stone Age with nukes.

Posted by: on November 21, 2004 07:56 PM

Been away for a couple days, so I missed whatever you did to the left side of the screen. Among other things, the Kim Richards picture is missing. So realize that is the thought in my mind as a scroll down to the post about Kim's picture missing - and it isn't making sense at all. Being cleaned? Is this a weird joke. Then finally it hit me. OK, amybe only funny to me.

Posted by: on November 22, 2004 01:00 PM

No way is that KJI portrait down for cleaning. Look at where the KIS (daddy) portrait was hanging in May and where it is now.

Posted by: Hamel on November 28, 2004 10:19 PM
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