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November 16, 2004

Drudge Shock: Stabbing at Vibe Awards

This is worse than the "wilding" incident at last year's Nickolodeon Kid's Choice Awards:

Dozens of people sitting near the stage Monday inside a hangar at the Santa Monica Municipal Airport began shoving each other as the show wound down about 7:30 p.m., a photographer who covered the event for The Associated Press said.

News video showed chairs being thrown, punches flying, people chasing one another and some being restrained.

It was unclear if the stabbing preceded or followed the fight. The victim, a 26-year-old man, was taken to a hospital and was listed in stable condition.

No arrests were made.

Witness Frank Williams told KCAL-TV that Dr. Dre was involved in the brawl.

"I saw Dr. Dre fighting somebody," Williams said. "I don't know if he was fighting back. But there was a guy taken out basically bloodied."

Fighting? At the Vibe Awards? With Dr. Dre involved? I just will not believe this outrageous nonsense until I see the videotape. Next thing you'll be telling me that someone smelled marijuana smoke somewhere in the auditorium.

In related news, the CIA is said to be "in a state of shock" over the event. "We just never saw this one coming," said one high-ranking Clinton appointee. "I mean, what are the odds? Must be something astronomical, like, I don't know, one in three."


posted by Ace at 02:34 PM
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Well, you are really just posting kookie stuff now. Next thing you're gonna say is that Anna Nicole Smith takes drugs ... (did she "get retarded" for that show the other night?)

Posted by: Carin on November 16, 2004 02:50 PM

(LOL, I had to turn off my "porn blocker" in order to post that last one ... the "Anna" word in it, I guess??)

Posted by: Carin on November 16, 2004 02:52 PM

It'll be snipped out of the taped telecast!!

Where was the security?

No knives should have been permitted!

Posted by: Jofus on November 16, 2004 03:06 PM

Death, taxes, and fights at a rap awards show.

Is there an awards show honoring rap artists other than perhaps the grammies that doesn't have some altercation like this take place?

You can set your clock by it.

Did the Vibe Awards have a paramedic on standby?

"Uh, oh, Dre is taking the stage -- get the ambulance warmed up!"

Posted by: GFD on November 16, 2004 03:24 PM

All of you seem to be missing the big picture of the major shift in hip-hop culture this incident represents.

Gone are the days of the impersonal drive by shooting that were the hallmark of the go-go 90's. No longer is getting into your lowrider with your boyz, a few 40's of malt liquor, a couple of shotguns and then proceeding to blast your rivals while cruising at 30mph acceptable. Instead, hip-hop is restoring the personal intimacy lost in our culture where you now must walk up to your rival and look them in the eye before you repeatedly thrust a blade into their chest cavity.

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