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November 15, 2004

SWPeter Pan Seeks SWTinkerbell

I hope it's the former.

It's For Real: So say SeanM and Atomic Amish. They say the've seen this guy on TV before. Maybe it's a put-on, but he's been at it for a long time.

If you're doing a put-on for several years running, it sort of stops being a put-on, I think.

And, just to weird everyone out even more, this guy is also looking for sex.

From dolphins, it turns out.

But only female dolphins, mind you. He doesn't have sex with male dolphins; that would be gay.

posted by Ace at 05:19 PM

Comments

I say we put this internet genie back in it's bottle. It's been fun, but we're are all just a few clicks away from too much horror. It's been nice knowing you, I'll be throwing my PC in the Puget Sound now.

Posted by: Ken J on November 15, 2004 05:33 PM

That dude is for real. I've seeen him on the teevee before (I think Conan had him on a year or two back.)

Posted by: Sean M. on November 15, 2004 05:33 PM

I was just getting to the point in my life where I was forgetting this guy. Now, all that work is undone.

I should prepare all of you who are seeing these images for the first time -- you will have a difficult 6-8 months of "emotional healing" ahead of you.

Posted by: George Gaskell on November 15, 2004 05:37 PM

Apparently, if he's still looking for his Timkerbell, he hasn't been in front of a mirror in a very long time.

Posted by: Brian B on November 15, 2004 05:37 PM

Hes for real all right. I first ran across this guy at this sight http://www.losers.org/

Petes bad-but he cant hold a candle to the guy who bangs dolphins....http://www.dolphinsex.org/

enjoy....

Posted by: atomic_amish on November 15, 2004 05:41 PM

I can't wait for that CD he has coming out(oops!).

Posted by: Ron Deaton on November 15, 2004 06:11 PM

Oh. My. Gawd.

Posted by: on November 15, 2004 06:23 PM

Oh. My. Gawd.

Posted by: Frank Villon on November 15, 2004 06:23 PM

Oh. My. Frikin' Gawd.

Posted by: Philip on November 15, 2004 06:38 PM

Christ, you *just* found dolphinsex? LMFAO. That's a link off Goatse. Or was, before goatse got yanked by the lawyers.

Posted by: fat kid on November 15, 2004 06:48 PM

You guys will love [URL DELETED]

TOTALLY NSFA (not safe for anyone)

ACE'S CAUTION

Fat Kid,

I appreciate the contribution. But for that level of extreme disgustingness, "Totally not safe for work" isn't an adequate warning.

Please-- that kind of shot, not in the comments, ever.

Thanks for understanding.

Posted by: fat kid on November 15, 2004 06:49 PM

Ace,

Um, yeah.

I am a bit disappointed that the Peter Pan guy is news to you.

Geez, where have you been hiding?

Wait, don't.answer.that.

Anyway, you'll be happy to know that unlike many of the Kucinich-Dean-John Forbes Kerry voters who are killing themselves or are suffering from severe major depressive disorders these days, "Peter" is quite energized after learning that he is on the short list to head up the Democratic Party's new "Voters Values" initiative.

Can you say echo chamber?

Sure, I thought you could.

Posted by: MeTooThen on November 15, 2004 06:56 PM

You're, what, 4 years behind the times? TWEEF. :)

Posted by: Adrianne Truett on November 15, 2004 07:22 PM

(Chuckling). Ummm yeah, what most of the rest of the commentors said. Been there, read that. Would rather not repeat the experience...

Posted by: Kathy K on November 15, 2004 08:19 PM

This has been around for years. Hilarious still.

http://polaroppositepolitics.blogspot.com

Posted by: CL on November 15, 2004 08:42 PM

Er, not that I'm sticking up for Peter Pan per se, but I don't think he's the one looking for dolphin sex. Re-read what atomic_amish said:

"Petes bad-but he cant hold a candle to the guy who bangs dolphins."

I think he was trying to say that there's someone else out there who's more pathetic than this guy.

Posted by: Sean M. on November 15, 2004 08:51 PM

????

!!!!!!!

blech!

Posted by: jmflynny on November 15, 2004 09:36 PM

Thank you for deleting Fat Kids disgusting and in-appropriate url. That was uncalled for. Fat Kid, don't ever do that again.

Posted by: Joem on November 15, 2004 09:40 PM

come on baby...you know you liked it

Posted by: A-A on November 15, 2004 09:53 PM

I think he's dreamy.

Posted by: Velociman on November 15, 2004 10:17 PM

And he's right here in Florida. Hel-lo, Mr. Wrong.

Posted by: Andrea Harris on November 15, 2004 11:19 PM

Okay, just give me a tiny clue as to what was deleted--if everyone's corneas didn't just shrivel off and they can see to type. I hesitated over the link and then thought better of it.

Posted by: See-Dubya on November 16, 2004 12:14 AM

scat. I mean that as a noun, not as a verb.

Posted by: ace on November 16, 2004 12:16 AM

Ew.

Not that there's anythin--

Oh hell, that's just perverted.

Posted by: See-Dubya on November 16, 2004 12:34 AM

It was pretty much the worst picture I've ever seen. I audibly said "Oh God" when I saw it.

Posted by: ace on November 16, 2004 12:36 AM

so who is Peter Pan's stylist?

Michael Jackson?

Posted by: on November 16, 2004 01:53 AM

Awww c'mon - you guys had to pre-meditate to click on that - I intentionally didn't link the bitch though I know how to - hehe.

Which did you perverts like better: tubgirl or goatse? LOL

In any case, the disclaimer didn't say: "totally not safe for work" it said "totally not safe for anyone" though maybe I should have added "NEVER. NO. REALLY. EVER" to the end, huh?

Tubgirl is the fun game my friends and I play on eachother - finding various mirrors to it, then seeing if we can get the other guy to click on an embedded link or something. First guy to lose his job...well... loses. :P

Posted by: fat kid on November 16, 2004 02:23 AM

Wow, fat kid I am impressed(?). Not sure if that is the way to put it, but I guess congratulations are in order for getting Ace to delete a link. You have to be on the top of your game for that one. I am just glad that my eyes were saved and I didn't go there.

Posted by: BlueDevils on November 16, 2004 10:03 AM

Dude, it may be a fun game to play with your male buddies, but there are women reading this site too.

And me, as a matter of fact. That picture was way over the line. It was just fucking nasty.

People have different levels of comfort with racy or pornographic material. I sometimes allow this site to get R-Rated, but never actually X-rated.

Again, you're an esteemed contributor, but please don't post anything like that again.

Even if it was much, much softer, you should have slapped on serious warnings, and let people know what they're going to see if they enter that URL in their address bar.

Posted by: ace on November 16, 2004 01:25 PM

OK OK. Sorry sorry, to any females who might have read that. There are some crazy tasteless people out there - now you know, I'm one of them. :(

Though I'm most sorry for forcing you to deal with it Ace. Not my blog, I've gotta be more prescient of that in the future.

No more dirty links from Mike. Promise.

Posted by: fat kid on November 16, 2004 04:22 PM

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Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held.

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