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November 15, 2004
Pentagon Successfully Tests Laser Cannon for Planned Y-Wing FighterOkay, they're calling it a 747 armed with an airborn laser, but we all know it's a Y-Wing: The United States has reported a successful ground-based test of an airborne laser meant to intercept ballistic missiles. It's pretty unbelievable when you think about it. We're actually building a flying megawatt-laser platform. This is a dumb question, but, hey, that's what I do here. If we can build a laser powerful enough to kill a missile, can't we build one powerful enough to kill a man? Targeting should be a snap; a man is only an order of magnitude smaller than a missile, and men don't tend to move at 3000 mph. Seems to me that in most cases it's not really missiles which are the "root cause" of our problems. Can't we increase the temperature of Kim Jong-Il's head to several thousand degrees the next time he observes his goofy jumping-jack soldiers on parade? posted by Ace at 01:50 PM
CommentsHis hair is reflective. It would just bounce back the beam and destroy the satellite. Posted by: Sharp as a Marble on November 15, 2004 01:53 PM
Ah. I should have figured out there must be some scientific reason for his doo. Posted by: ace on November 15, 2004 01:53 PM
Yes we can - killing someone with one of these lasers is trivial compared to hitting a rocket or an artillery shell. Didn't you watch Real Genius? Expect the Norks to deploy a shield consisting of large microwave popcorn containers. Seriously, the devopment of UAV's has put push-button remote assasination on the table. The next steps are hypersonic missles, which enable Posted by: Mike on November 15, 2004 02:10 PM
I think his hair actualy serves as a heat-sink. The spikeyness of his hair allows the heat to dissapate very rapidly. I'm pretty sure Den Beste wrote something about this. Posted by: Brass on November 15, 2004 02:10 PM
Sorry, that got cut off: which enabes sub-2hr global reach-out and touch someone from Montanta capability, and spaced based/high atmosphere extended duration laser platforms. If you can read license plates from space, you can focus a laser from there too. It's turning into some sort of anime. Weird. Posted by: Mike on November 15, 2004 02:11 PM
Ace-- Don't get *too* excited. We've still got a long way to go with this thing, and a helluva lot more money to spend on it, and a Congress to convince we can develop it, and an OSD testing community to convince we can develop it. As for your "alternate targets" suggestion, you're absolutely right. However, this is still most definitely envisioned as "soft target" weapon. Beaming a fatal pinprick into the aluminum side of a stressed-out ascending liquid-fueled rocket is easier than blowing up an armored vehicle, or another plane (and, as ABL shows, that first one is damn hard). But eventually, we'll have a tactical ability too. Science marches on. . . Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 15, 2004 02:11 PM
Yes we can - killing someone with one of these lasers is trivial compared to hitting a rocket or an artillery shell. Didn't you watch Real Genius? Hah. Yes, in fact I originally wrote, "I mean, look at Real Genius." But I dropped that, because I don't think the laser there was specifically an anti human target weapon, was it? It seems to have been primarily designed for popping popcorn. Posted by: ace on November 15, 2004 02:12 PM
Mike-- I share your enthusiasm, but space-based lasers are a looong way off. Big problems? Optics and fuel. In order to focus the beam from even low-earth orbit, you need large optics, larger than the size of most of our lift vehicles. There are ways around it ("deployable optics", i.e., folding fans, inflatable lensing, etc.), but it's technically challenging stuff. Fuel's a problem as well. You can only carry so much fuel on orbit, and when you're done firing, you're done. Right now, we only have one capability to refuel on-orbit (the Shuttle), and even that is unreliable. Eventually, we'll have the ability to do on-orbit robotic refueling, but we aren't there yet (in fact, aren't anywhere near that yet). Oh, and all this costs billions. Even after twenty years of missile defense research. Which is why the DoD's space based laser project was cancelled a few years back-- at this point in time, there are cheaper ways of getting the same effect (hit-to-kill interceptors, and stuff like ABL). Not easy stuff. Not impossible, but not easy. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 15, 2004 02:19 PM
Sorry, but you'll never get Kim that way...he wears an extra thick tinfoil hat supplied by one of the reality-based communities. Posted by: The Old Coot on November 15, 2004 02:28 PM
It's a phaser! Why don't they ever get that right? Posted by: rdbrewer on November 15, 2004 02:35 PM
Big problem with lasers is the power supply. You could build a laser small enough and powerful enough for an infantryman to carry and use, but he'd have to have a semi following him around to power it. One thing I haven't seen mentioned much; when a laser or particle beam weapon is developed that is battlefield-portable and useable- say the size of a APC or tank, or a SAM control vehicle- think about what happens to battlefield aviation... Posted by: Mark on November 15, 2004 02:40 PM
Could you hire the protestors who were planning to light themselves on fire as test monkeys for this thing? Posted by: Jesushadatatoo on November 15, 2004 03:09 PM
Mark-- Attack helicopters become stand-off NLOS platforms, just like AAA forced jet aircraft to become. Transports carry "laser chaff", i.e., lots of opaque smoke/reflective particles. And reflective surfaces on anything vulnerable. However, we'll still be dealing with power challenges for a long time to come. Damaging optics, CCDs and other electonics will be a lot easier than damaging anything even lightly armored for some time to come (and, potentially, just as good-- if they're blind, deaf and mute, they're combat ineffective). Lasers are instantaneous, but at the current power range they have to stay on a target for a comparatively long time (seconds) to do lethal damage. Even scaling that up, it's not as efficient (and certainly not as cheap) as a bullet, a tank shell, or a SAM. Eventually, it will get there-- but barring a major arms race focused effort on laser weaponry, it'll be a long time in coming (30+ years for vehicle weapons, 50+ years for personal or crew-served weapons, I'd figure). And, given the offensive/defensive spiral is always moving, I won't be surprised if the next-generation of platforms start dealing with at least the prospect of laser threats (just something else to deal with). Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 15, 2004 03:11 PM
Dave, The next generation Hubble, the James Webb, will employ folding mirrors that are interferrometrically aligned with active optics. This actually works fairly well. The fuel consideration for a space platform is valid, though. But space isn't the only option. High altitude autonomous planes would work too, which greatly reduces the size constraint. I guess you have to worry about them being shot down, but if you weaponize space, that will happen for satelites too. Given that the current chemical lasers are working in the megajoule range - well, let's just say that's a lot of photons. 10J's is the energy you get from dropping a kg, let say in the form of a ball peen hammer, from a meter onto your toe. A bullet has about 1-3 kJ. Granted lasers with these energies are huge, but they are coming online rather quickly. The Air Force is spending a lot of time looking at self-filamentation of high energy beams traveling long distances through the atmosphere. There is also a lot of money going into large scale adaptive optics to control this. It's fair to surmise that they're doing this because they are shooting very large lasers at lots of things from far away. Posted by: Mike on November 15, 2004 03:44 PM
Hmm...The Moon is a stable platform. It's not like they could just blow it up like they could a satellite. We could base a mongo laser up there and just go around crushing people's heads like Gilbert Gottfried. We could call it the MoonBat. OTOH, the moon goes through "phases" and often disappears from the sky, especially during the phase known as "daytime", so its effectiveness may be compromised. However it should be especially effective against werewolves, which only come out for full moons, and coyotes too. Posted by: See Dubya on November 15, 2004 03:55 PM
I noticed that the acronym for "Chemical Oxygen Iodine Laser" is COIL. I see a logo with a snake and the words, "Line of Sight." Posted by: RapidTransit on November 15, 2004 04:28 PM
Belive it or not, killing a man with a laser is acctuly a great bit harder than destorying a missle. The human body is 90% water, and water is alot harder to cut through with heat than a missle's skin. Posted by: John on November 15, 2004 05:03 PM
Big problem with lasers is the power supply. However, we'll still be dealing with power challenges for a long time to come. It's a chemical laser. No power problems. Posted by: rdbrewer on November 15, 2004 05:13 PM
Ace, you're a moron. Y-Wings aren't the ones with wings, that's X-Wings. Duh. --------- What's "NLOS"? Posted by: Brock on November 15, 2004 05:17 PM
Apparently NG also will have a ground based laser platform that in tests has already intercepted both rockets and *incoming artillery shells*! Even allowing for company hype, that's pretty dang cool. - Cliff Posted by: Cliff S. on November 15, 2004 08:23 PM
Golly jeez whiz new high tech military gear is great stuff. But people within the US, NATO, and Israel always end up selling it to China. Also, a man with a boxcutter knife willing to die for a cause can do a lot of damage....despite high tech. Plane-borne lasers might have some use against missiles - assuming the enemy doesn't figure out a reflective coating on missiles to defeat them, and refrains from launching until there is a fleet of 747's in the air around their country that their fighter jets and AA missiles can't down. Against a salvo of 2 dozen or so shells coming at you, you have laser recycle time and cooling restrictions to content with. Against soldiers? A Buck Rogers fantasy, unless you want a laser that works by burning retinas and permanently blinding the enemy combatant. The Soviets had such a system in the 70s in development, but decided against fielding it, as inhumane. Posted by: Cedarford on November 15, 2004 09:18 PM
Brock, you're a moron. If you'd ever flown a Y-wing you'd know it's no X-wing - it flies like an X-wing with a hangover. Kinda like... a 747. Duh. Posted by: The Black Republican on November 15, 2004 09:52 PM
Ace, you've been beaten to the punch by a cute little bunny. Posted by: someone on November 15, 2004 11:23 PM
Wait a minute.. Wait just one minute. Developing long range lasers to fire from space? The seemingly reasonable decision to move the weapons system to the moon, where large amounts of fuel could be stored, and stability would be assured? Then, See Dubya attends to the problem of lunar phases, begging the question... hmmm what to do? What to do? Perhaps put some manuevering thrusters on the surface? If he has his way, that will be no moon. What next, you want to start enslaving Wookies? Posted by: ChristopherF on November 16, 2004 10:07 AM
ChristopherF, I find your lack of faith...disturbing. Posted by: See-dubya on November 16, 2004 10:27 AM
what id like to know is if the public could get their hands on this kind of thing. That would be awesome!!! I would solve the overpopulation problem too. Posted by: on December 10, 2004 03:28 PM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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