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November 12, 2004

All Your Faux Intellectual Preening Are Belong to Us

Yet another of those "We're sorry, World, Waaaah," dudes, this one who makes a dual statement about intelligence:

1) About the collective intelligence of the left being greater than that on the right;

and

2) About his own intelligence being approximately equivalent to that possessed by a chicken, and not a particularly bright chicken at that.

Oh, don't listen to me. I'm just jealous to find out the intelligent is not my side.

Update! A reader tips me to what I wanted to do a week ago, if I had any sort of technical savvy or, well, ambition. WereNotSorry.com tells the world that, um, we're not really very sorry at all.

If fakey-lesbian pics worked for Wonkette, why not for these guys?

Now that's a little fauxmo action I can get behind.

More on Fan-Fave Femme Fauxmo Wonkette: Apparently Llama Butchers has a poll about which mid-range blogger will be the first to top Wonkette.

The Jawa Report is offered as a choice. So, um, am I.

Personally, I think that's sorta dreaming at this point. The chick is getting 95,000 uniques a day. I hate to say admit this, but Wonkette is, currently, out of my league.

Then again, who knows? Alcohol is the great equalizer.

And I've got plenty of Val-U-Rite discount vodka.


posted by Ace at 10:10 PM
Comments



This was just a matter of time.

I got an opinion! Somebody gimme sumptin' to write on!

Posted by: Ron C on November 12, 2004 10:28 PM

The "This" in the above post was supposed to be a hyperlink to this site:
http://werenotsorry.com/

Damn my lackin' of the HTML skillz.

Posted by: Ron C on November 12, 2004 10:29 PM

Come on, guys. This has got to be intentional, a la Treacher's "Two words: You. Are. Dumb."

Posted by: Russell Wardlow on November 12, 2004 10:38 PM

uhhh... Now that I've had a few minutes to actually go through the site, well frankly, I'm worried at how much these shots look like Cliff Yablonski fodder.

A "fer instance" is this hulking she-man of Oliver Willis proportions. That thin-lipped streak of ruby red, the close cropped hair, the 25 lbs. of jowels, the oddly-sane juxtaposition of the two-page comment. ( http://werenotsorry.com/images/Photos/DSC02245.JPG )

Maybe the left is on to something here...

Posted by: Ron C on November 12, 2004 10:39 PM

ok. This makes it better.

http://werenotsorry.com/images/sorry4.jpg

A little "lip-stick lesbians for Bush*" action makes me feel a bit calmer. Just wish all the other guys weren't stroking their rifles so much.

*yes, the redundancy is apparent.

Posted by: Ron C on November 12, 2004 10:47 PM
Posted by: ace on November 13, 2004 12:54 AM

This guy's pretty happy. Check out who that girl is-- Yeahp, it's Jenna.

Pretty sad. I'm going through this thing the way I went through the Freshman Face-book in college.

Posted by: ace on November 13, 2004 12:56 AM

Ace, none of those image links are working.

Posted by: someone on November 13, 2004 03:10 AM

For some reason, you need to reload or click "Show Picture." That works for me.

Posted by: ace on November 13, 2004 03:43 AM

You have no chance to emigrate, make your time.


Sorry. I had to :x

Posted by: Rob on November 13, 2004 12:19 PM

The lesson of what has just happened in America is that the wider world is drifting away, alienated. Liberals find it difficult to understand why this should be so. For decades the belief has taken hold that, if decent, warm, modern values are carefully explained, then goodness will prevail.
Years ago, summing up the defiant optimism of a generation that was determined to change an ossified older order, Bob Dylan sang: "Something is happening here and you don't know what it is. Do you, Mr Jones?"
Now, weirdly, all that has changed. The Mr Joneses, beleaguered by forces that they do not understand, belong to the liberal elite. Where a previous generation deployed police and tear-gas to protect its position, resistance today is of a gentler, creepier kind. Those who disagree are shifted out to the margains and ignored. Commontators who break the consensus are forced to apologise. Politicians who let slip inappropriate views are vilified. Anyone who unbalances the equilibrium of decent, middle-of-the-road liberalism is quietly excluded from debate.
Clearly, it will not work. Far from winning new converts, it hardens positions on the outside. The time has come for liberals to take a less truculent approach towards those who disagree with them, to try persuading rather than mocking and patronising. The alternative is a smug, smiling intolerance that will eventually defeat itself.

Posted by: paul on November 13, 2004 12:19 PM

Uhm....smug, smiling intolerance?

No offense paul, but I'd love it if that were all they were doing.

They have been calling us Homophobic Fascists for so long, the words have actually lost their meaning. Kind of like, how saying "I love you" every day dilutes the meaning.

Or, more appropriately, how saying "I hate you and I wish you would die" every day would in time become a silly little joke.

And don't get me started on their hero-worship of some of the worst mass murderers in History.

Check out protestwarrior.com for some great video candids of these folks.

Posted by: lauraw on November 13, 2004 12:47 PM

If it's any consolation, I've never even gone to Wonkette's site but I log into yours every day. So I'm doing MY part.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on November 13, 2004 04:27 PM

You say "top Wonkette". I think that there are two different meanings of that term... :P

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