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November 10, 2004

"Brave Warriors" Alert: Islamist Army Shoots Down US Plane

It's not nearly as tragic as you might be worrying.


posted by Ace at 03:11 PM
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Posted by: Rusty on November 10, 2004 03:13 PM

I really love those drone airplanes. I think they are revolutionizing combat. It allows us to kill the Bad Guys while reducing the danger to our troops.

Another amazing fact. Frequently the large drones in Iraq are flown by women sitting at terminals in Tampa, Florida.

(Kids, when your parents tell you to quit playing with your video games, tell them you are in training to kill terrorists.)

Posted by: on November 10, 2004 03:22 PM

This picture was taken just before the spyplane blew up killing a dozen of our brave martyrs and sending them to us. The Happy VIRGINS thank you!

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on November 10, 2004 03:24 PM

My God, these jihadis are GIANTS!

Posted by: see-Dubya on November 10, 2004 03:36 PM

Great. Now the Jihadis have some of our super-secret Radio Shack technology.

And See-Dubya? I spit out soda onto my screen after reading that. . .

Cheers,
Dave

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 10, 2004 03:45 PM

Dave, a man comes to the House of Ace with soda in his mouth, he better have a roll of Brawny in his hand.

Take a close look at the giant Jihadi--he's got, like, goo goo eyes. His head looks just like a Pac-Man ghost.

Posted by: See Dubya on November 10, 2004 03:56 PM

I wonder if the drone has a GPS unit on it so that it can be tracked when it goes down?

If so, that would be bad for the terrorists.

Posted by: Steve L. on November 10, 2004 04:37 PM

After 9-11, I thought it would be a good idea to deliberately "lose" a (fake) stealth fighter, all loaded up with GPS stuff hidden in its body and tail and wings.

You just know that after discovering the "wreckage," the morons would take pieces of it right back to OBL so he could pose with it on videotape.

Posted by: ace on November 10, 2004 04:39 PM

It's a wonderment to me that no one has yet sought to tap my genius for the world's good.

Posted by: ace on November 10, 2004 04:40 PM

I feel the same way about myself Ace.

If the gubmint had used my idea about arming foreign workers with CGANG* in case of abduction, Zarqawi and many of his friends would be dead by now.

*Curried Goat Activated Nerve Gas

Posted by: lauraw on November 10, 2004 05:39 PM

Let's see if I got this straight:

1. Proof of US military prowess - we take an entire city of 300,000 with 15,000 men.

2. Proof of Jihadi military prowess - they shoot down a model airplane?

Am I missing something, or are these pantywaists a bunch of girlymen?

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on November 11, 2004 12:14 AM
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