I...CAN'T...STOP...LAUGHING

MUST...BREATHE

Michael Moore's site is back up.

I reserve the right to use a "C-bomb" describing MM. That OK?

I know the feeling.

I feel "walking in a Disney movie's forest with the birds chirping and the bunnies hopping" kind of giddy.

All of the leftist moonbats must be going mad (or even madder than usual)!

Lots of UN and European ass kissing going on at this very moment - http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html

Not to boast too much, but I had a better day than you. After 4 months of unemployment, I got a new job today and John Kerry didn't. Hope I'm not too hung over to start work tomorrow morning . . . .

I, for one, am doing the Snoopy Happy Dance all over town!

What do Cambodia and the White House have in common?

You won't find John Kerry in either on Christmas

Local radio reports an anti-war rally today, in San Francisco of all places, and only a few dozen hardcore moonbats showed up. Tee Hee.

sounds like somebody's gonna need a wet-nap to clean off!

It's amazing, how quickly you discover you work in an office full of happy Bush voters.

Then again, I work at the Pentagon, so it's not *too* surprising.

As for gloating, I've had to take it a bit easy. Many/most of my personal friends are lefties, but they're lefties who never really rubbed it in. Thus, I feel compelled to restrain my natural "SMACK, BEYOTCH! IN YOUR FACE! SUCK IT!" instinct.

I know that, as the Romans said, all glory is fleeting. I'll have to suffer a losing election at *some* point in the future, and by being magnanimous to my friends, I at least earn the Ghandiesque moral high ground if/when they throw my inevitable defeat into my face.

That all said-- I don't know Michael Moore personally, so I don't feel any reason to restrain my gloating as far as he is concerned. So fuck Michael Moore, that fat fucking fucktard of fucking fuckitude.

Ahhh. . . what a wonderful day, is it not?

Tomorrow, back to winning the war. We're all clear, kids. . . now let's blow this thing and go home.

Cheers,
Dave

Ace, ya gotta do a Top Ten Gloat list!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! He chortled in his blog.
the Nation thanks you, Ace, and all of Blogistan for your service to the Country.

4 more years.

PS remind Allah that there IS life after Lurch and the Breck Girl.

Ace--

If you do that top ten (great idea, BTW), sure to include some totally crazy things, such as anything involving:
-- Random vengeful use of nuclear weaponry
-- Eating of live animals during press conferences
-- Pantslessness
-- Sharks with laser beams
-- Giant fighting robots

Yeah, this term is gonna be *great*. . .

Cheers,
Dave

Ace,

I just got off the phone with a relative asking me to explain the Bush election.

My relative is a 30-something living in NYC, he is a writer, a Leftist, and he sounded humbled by the election results.

We talked for an hour or more about W., the GWOT, the 9-11, Hitchens, US History, everything.

I told him had the Massachusests Supreme Court not mandated its Legislature to pass a gay marriage bill, Bush would have lost.

Great minds think alike.

I'm new at this so don't know how to link, but I'm having way too much fun trolling over at Atrios watching the loonies self-destruct. Someone more experienced: please tell me if it's polite to troll on the dark side and whether or not brain-damage can occur if you do it too much. Thanks.

It's fine to do, but you're just giving them traffic.

I know that trolls don't bother me. I'm happy to have trolls here. I don't think "Troll" so much as "unique daily visitor," plus, because trolls piss off the non-trolls so much, it's also good for some additional visits/reloads.

Thanks, Ace! But what of my other question: will staying there too long cause brain damage?

I envision Bush with fifteen nuclear footballs all in a row, flipping the bird with both fingers, saying "I'm a lame duck, so FUCK YOU ASSHOLES! Sit and spin while I take care of business!", after which he starts hitting the buttons, one in a row... Iraq, North Korea, France, Germany, Syria, France, France....

I saw the moonbats in San Francisco this morning, milling around Justin Herman Plaza and the Hyatt Regency as I came to work around 10AM (I was up late getting drunk at the GOP party last night, and don't have an assignment until tomorrow). Pretty pathetic crowd, really; I got them mixed up with the hotel worker picket around the corner. But lots of police motorcycle escorts.

I made a point of honking my motorcycle horn at them, just before riding past them with my hand in the air making the "W" sign, with a Bush/Cheney sticker on my helmet and an American Flag shoulder bag on my back.

Indymedia says there's going to be another one at Powell and Market today. I think I'm gonna have to make an appearance at that one too. Bwah-hahahahahahah.

And in my drunken revelry last night, I left the GOP party carrying a massive Bush/Cheney sign (something like 5 feet by 3 feet, stiff cardboard) that is now taking up space in my apartment. Can anyone in SF help me think of creative prank ideas for it -- like hanging it off a prominent location somewhere (the roof of the DNC campaign HQ on Market) as if to say "PWNED" -- and logistical assistance?

Failing that, the sign is up for grabs as a souvenir.

(remove "DOTCOM" from the mailto: link to reply)

The Mass Court trying to shove gay marriage down people's throat had an impact, but a small one. Kerry easily won in states like Oregon, where gay marriage went down by a 3 to 1 vote.

The Swift Vets had a huge impact.

Some of the voting demographics were good, others bad for Bush.

1. He did much better with women and Hispanics. His share of the Hispanic vote was up from 28% to 40%. He almost got a majority of women - a big change from the days they swooned for Bill or Algore.

2. Once again he was strongly rejected by blacks and Jews, despite his outreach efforts and unreserved pro-Israeli policy stances. Blacks went to 11% from 9% in 2000, Jews from 19% to 23% Bush.

3. Muslims also rejected him for Kerry.
As did "coastal" whites with graduate degrees.

4. Reagan Democrats stayed far more loyal to Bush than Kerry people expected, despite outsourcing and job losses.

Trolling can be a great hobby. But it's even more fun if you do it with enough subtlety that they aren't sure you are a troll. Asking questions, for instance, is often far more effective than making statements.

Though I admit that the flame-wars that result after a nice inflammatory statement do have their own appeal.

And NEVER troll under your 'own' nickname.

Oh, Old Coot...

It won't cause brain damage unless you try seriously to argue with them.

Old Coot,

A mom caught her son masturbating and said "Johnny, don't do that or you'll go blind!" Johnny asked "Can I stop when I need glasses?"

Same idea with trolling vis a vis brain damage. Enjoy!

I have this wonderful mental image of a serenely confident W, turning towards an ashen and desolate Kerry and solemnly intoning: "I'm Rick James, bitch!" :)

There needs to be one clear message that stems from our great victory today...if you listen closely, you can hear the beginning drumbeat...
THE BUSH REVOLUTION...

McGurk: Sounds good -- I'll take two.

"Crazy-ass shit?!?" Two words: Bring! It! On!

I see Bush slicing like a fucking hammer for 4 more years! ULULULULULULULULULU!! And one big fat AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

Christ, Ace, are you *trying* to make me piss myself from laughing?