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November 03, 2004

The Only Projection That Matters: Ace of Spades HQ Calls the Election

Congratulations, Re-Elected President Bush!

137,000 ahead in Ohio with 97% in. That's quite enough for me.

Let's say it together: John Kerry couldn't get elected warden in monkey-prison with a wheelbarrow full of bananas and a lenient policy on flinging feces.

A little revealing Kim Richards past the jump. Be warned: it's not completely work safe. Or spouse-safe. No nudity, but not the kind of picture you want your wife or boss seeing, unless your wife or boss is pretty damn cool.


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To the victors goes the Kim Richards.

Nice going on everyone. I guess most of you really did vote.

Everyone give each other a pat on the back for our own little part in this victory.

Thanks to Sharkman for the pic.

EDITED: I originally made some less-than-charitable remarks about we conservatives having to carry Bush on our backs. I was just trying to be humorous. But let's leave that aside for now, to concentrate on celebrating.

And gloating.

Definitely gloating.

posted by Ace at 02:45 AM
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What jump? And look what my ex's AIM away msg is:

mourning the death of the american spirit by the evil bible thumping ignorant hypocritical greedy blue blooded souless unintelligent republicans

No wonder I broke up with the bitch - hahahahha.

BTW folks, that applies to ALL OF YOU I gues, since, you know, you voted for Bush.

Douche.

Posted by: fat kid on November 3, 2004 02:47 AM

After the "provisional Kim", is this the "absentee Kim"?

Posted by: someone on November 3, 2004 02:48 AM

It's the real Kim, baby. I had to upload the file.

Posted by: ace on November 3, 2004 02:49 AM

Whoops, there she is.

Posted by: someone on November 3, 2004 02:49 AM

Ace: I've totally enjoyed your commentary over the last three months. Your site is my #1 go to site over Drudge. You have the ultimate sense of humor. God Bless.

Posted by: lLOYD on November 3, 2004 02:54 AM

It looks like Sullivan is trying to nudge himself back to the right now that Bush won.

Posted by: Elric on November 3, 2004 02:58 AM

Geez,

I feel like the "dork" Bush supporter. I honestly believe W is one of the greatest Presidents this country has had. Have there been mistakes? Of course. Do we need to revisit D-Day? 9,000 dead in a single landing, etc, etc. The measure of greatness is not the lack of mistakes. It is strength of character in handling the good and the bad.

"Lord, grant me not a lessor burden, but strength to carry the burden I have".

THE BIGGEST REASON I rejected Kerry is that he would have changed his course based on what he believed were criticisms from others. This is why Clinton did not take out Bin Laden when he had the chance.

George W. Bush is a great American President coming from simple (privileged frat-boy) origins. If you ever served in the military, you'd know that greatness or failure comes from both grand and meager origins. Choice detemines your quality.


Posted by: Dear Johns on November 3, 2004 03:00 AM

I like President Bush, but quite frankly I feel like 1) I have too much invested in his candidacy, which is my fault and 2) that he seems to get into trouble a lot.

He's like a really good dog that won't stop going after the neighbor's cat.

Posted by: ace on November 3, 2004 03:01 AM

But, what was the neighbor's cat up to?

The "trouble" he got into is defined, I believe, by what his opposition took him to task on. I think we can honestly say, they would take him to task vigorously over whatever they could.

Ask yourself this, where would we be now if we did not go into Iraq? Dem attacks over why he dwelled on OBL while Saddam sat on his stockpiles; taking an attach/response posture to an overall WOT, etc, etc.

If we did not go into Iraq, we would still believe he had weapons stock piles with no other changes in the part of the world that spwaned this nightmare.

Posted by: Dear Johns on November 3, 2004 03:08 AM

Are you gonna apologize now for being a big fat defeatist wussy? You had us worried the last few weeks...

Posted by: someone on November 3, 2004 03:09 AM

DJ,

Point taken. Look, I'm just happy. I was looking for a way for us to congratualte each other, rather than Bush, who quite frankly has had a good enough day.

Someone,

I don't know what you're talking about. I had to keep YOU guys from turning into quivering nervous nellies.

I knew it was always in the bag. Always. Just didn't want everyone getting complacent.

Posted by: ace on November 3, 2004 03:13 AM


Don't sweat it. Bush has been playing chess while Kerry's been playing checkers. Bush has just engineered the downfall of the Democratic party. Think about it...Repubs hold the Presidency, the House, the Senate, and the majority of the Governorships. Take that you Sore/Losermen!

Kimberly in PA

Posted by: Kimberly in PA on November 3, 2004 03:13 AM

Yeah. Grovel Ace. Confession is good for the soul.

Posted by: Dear Johns on November 3, 2004 03:14 AM

I had to keep YOU guys from turning into quivering nervous nellies

2 weeks ago, my son's coach went for 2 in a tied game with 6 minutes left. He told me, "a tie is like kissing your sister". I felt it was better to go for the win with the next drive on even ground rather than fighting up hill. We made the extra point and he chest-butted me saying "don't question my calls again!!"

I stood corrected, as you do now, mate.

Posted by: Dear Johns on November 3, 2004 03:18 AM

Well, I'm drinking beers and listening to Zeppelin to celebrate (I hope my Dad never visits this site). Living in Seattle, I have almost no friends who supported Bush, so I gotta say this somewhere: America, I never doubted you. I got a little worried here and there, but I never seriously doubted we'd all pull through, despite Ace's bitching. Bush has a majority of the vote, right? Which would make him the first president in 16 years to get the majority. Despite Kerry's inevitable denial, I think this is a huge victory. I'm not overly fond of Bush, but the fact that the terror-appeasers I see all over campus (LaDouche in particular) and the LLM lost is gonna give me a week-long high. Now get to work on Fallujah and Iran, Bush! If you don't I'll get pissed off.
All right, despite that this is a drunk comment, I believe I made no spelling errors. May Bush be encouraged by these results and learn from his mistakes and have a better second term than his first! Now for homework . . .

Posted by: jpok on November 3, 2004 03:24 AM

I've been hoping that people like Josh Cougar Mellancamp Marshall would post something so I could gloat, but the boy seems to have given up at 11:15PM.

That's just sad.

Posted by: H.D. Miller on November 3, 2004 03:25 AM

By the way, there are only 76,000 provisional ballots for Ohio. Kerry's chances = zero.

Posted by: Pixy Misa on November 3, 2004 03:29 AM

And NOW (and again) the new, NEXT challenge--

pollsters AND ESPECIALLY the LLL MSM--
While we do Fallujah, why don't ya'll start on SEE BS and that old grey hooker???

I still despise Rather more than Kerry AND Michael Moore combined--don't think I've ever been exit polled--but if I had, I would ALWAYS "lie" like a horny rug on the floor of a mosque

Drive ALL of these LLL MSM SOBs to the humiliation altars of their respective "echo chambers" permanently

If this cycle hasn't convinced this country of THAT necessity, NOTHING. EVER. WILL.

Make SINCLAIR's "downturn" look like a "bad day hiccup" on the DOW--PERMANENTLY!!!

REAM their advertisers like a ewe in a bedouin's tent--and withold the 'goat grease'in the process

Smile and holler "squeal like a pig" like James "Deliverance" Carville all the way home!!

(ouch..wouldn't Sullivan volunteer to take that 'bullet'???)

Hang and BURN the "referees"--start the "new dynasty" now, ACE, buddy

And your little dog too...my pretty.....


Posted by: Ignore the Man Behind the Curtain on November 3, 2004 03:29 AM

And New Mexico, Iowa and Nevada!

Posted by: Pixy Misa on November 3, 2004 03:30 AM

We won.

The Oliver Willis' of the world lost.

... and now: the Supreme Court is ours, baby.

Kim Richards for Chief Justice. :)

Posted by: Kent on November 3, 2004 03:58 AM

Sullivan swinging back? Watching Sully try to hold his conservative visitors will be a sport... what will he say next? What's he trying to set up wih that comment? But someone will have to tell me about it 'cuz I ain't gonna go look. I'll try not to, anyway. Geez, the comedy, the duplicity, the contortions, the posturing, positioning, spinning and the pretentious prose!

Posted by: Lastango on November 3, 2004 04:35 AM

Nice Kim Richards photo. Very, very nice. It almost makes up for the complete lack of sleep I'm suffering from today. Almost.

Posted by: physics geek on November 3, 2004 09:44 AM

Yowza! I had the biggest crush on Kim way back in the 'Hello, Larry' days. I used to have fantasies about her that I care not to discuss here. It's nice to know she still looks worthy of those fantasies.

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