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Note on OhioBush's lead is dwindling there as we tick closer to 90% of precincts reporting. Simply to avoid a jinx, I've taken down the previous Ohio posts. They will go back up when I don't feel so much like vomiting. posted by Ace at 12:58 AM
CommentsFUCKIN A RIGHT! LOL I *AM* IN RARE FORM TONIGHT! Posted by: fat kid on November 3, 2004 12:59 AM
I just broke out with the "Stetson Gun Club" hat. Pics on blog. Rally time bitches. Posted by: fat kid on November 3, 2004 01:01 AM
Dude, check drudge now. "Bush wins" siren and all!!! Posted by: RS on November 3, 2004 01:02 AM
Uh, ace: According to NRO, Carville just threw in the towel on Ohio! Looks like we got OH in our power, after all. Now, who is next? Wisconsin? New Mexico? Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on November 3, 2004 01:04 AM
Dont worry, its over. Cuyahoga has shot its wad. Posted by: wally on November 3, 2004 01:04 AM
NBC calls Ohio? At least LGF sez so. Posted by: someone on November 3, 2004 01:04 AM
Let's wait, though. I'm slooooooowly exhaling my stress. When it's gone, I expect enough counting will have been done to put OH in the Bush tally for good. Posted by: someone on November 3, 2004 01:05 AM
You've got to go read the comments at Kos. Some of the funniest stuff I've seen in months. Posted by: H.D. Miller on November 3, 2004 01:06 AM
What's up with Drudge?--He's past calling Ohio for Bush and is onto calling the entire election. Does he know something we don't, or this is just SOP for Drudge? Posted by: ilyka on November 3, 2004 01:09 AM
I believe w/ Ohio and Alaska, Bush has 269, which would make Kerry's best bet a 269-269 tie. An electoral tie goes to the House. Guess who controls the House? Posted by: AndrewF on November 3, 2004 01:11 AM
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Reports: The A-10 Thunderbolt, better known as The Warthog, has been unleashed on Iran
It's a heavily armored (the pilot sits in a titanim bathtub) slow-and-low loitering plane with a massive minigun firing depleted uranium rounds. The capability it brings is the ability to just fly big circles over the country waiting for a target to present itself. This is a weapons platform for eliminating vehicles and personnel. Its first task might be strafing the seas, clearing out any remaining attack boats and minelayers.
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Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade.
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