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New advance in materials science: Superwood!

Finland 'preparing for the worst' amid major Russian military expansion
Would this be happening had we not brought Finland into NATO? [CBD]

Trans High School Track & Field Athlete Dominates, Qualifies For California State Finals In Multiple Events
And Governor Hair -Gel has done nothing! Way to kill your presidential aspirations! [CBD]

Seattle mayor condemns Christian concert as 'far-right rally' after Antifa militants stage violent protest
Seattle in the early running for 2025's Worst American City? [CBD]

Christian Toto: Variety Admits to Hollywood Blacklist 2.0, Doesn't Care [CBD]

From the tenacious Melanie Phillips: Blood on their hands "Canadian and British prime ministers Mark Carney and Sir Keir Starmer and French president Emmanuel Macron, praised by Hamas for denouncing Israel" [CBD]

It's Sherlock Holmes Day so I'll finally finish The Hound of the Baskervilles, I promise
Update: My kindle won't turn on. I'll try to finish it by next Sherlock Holmes Day

Podcast: CBD and Sefton hope that Lamonica McIver (D-NJ) goes to jail, what exactly was the "insurrection" on January 6th, Israel may go it alone against Iran, and more!

Hyperpartisan Democrat and venomous liberal congressman Gerry Connelly has died
He already announced he would not stand for re-election in 2026. His death leaves the Democrat caucus down one until/unless another Democrat is elected to fill out his term. Virginia should do what New York State did and delay this special election until... well, until the next election in 2026.

Conservative and Reagan deputy (and friend of the blog) Michael Ledeen has died at age 83

George Wendt, best known as Norm on Cheers, passes at age 76

This might be the best comment ever in the history of the internet [CBD]

Biden diagnosed with 'aggressive form' of prostate cancer with metastasis to the bone [CBD]

Audio of Biden's interview with special investigator Hur leaks
He's not just a confused old man with a poor memory, he's pretty much incoherent.
Update: longer clip here. He just rambles and pauses and gets lost and has to be helped every sentence by either his aides or lawyers or by the investigators themselves.

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton chat about the Trump initiatives in the Middle East, and how his desire for a deal might jeopardize long-term stability, judicial overreach, Newark Airport, and more! (Link should be working now, JJS)

Dan Goldman is almost crying in repeatedly objecting to Marjorie Taylor-Greene entering evidence that Kilmar Albrego-Garcia has been repeatedly found to be an MS-13 member

Great catch: Alex Thompson claims the videos showing his co-conspirator @JakeTapper repeatedly fulminating at anyone questioning Biden's fitness are "deceptively edited."
Note that this is the exact same "cheapfake" lie used to protect Biden from video evidence of his mental infirmity.

Mark Levin goes off on "schmuck" and "little bastard" Tucker Carlson
He revives Rush Limbaugh's insult of Carlson as "Chatsworth Osbourne Jr."
The dispute is over whether the term "neocon" is being used as a paper-thin euphemism for "Jew" or not. I don't know, I think maybe Levin is flying off the handle over this one thing, but there is no doubt that Chastworth Osbourne Jr. has been getting friendlier and friendlier with the "Jews Manipulate and Control Us" Unz Reader crowd.

Character actor Joe Don Baker, who was played for most of his life by Brian Dennehy, has died at age 89

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Theater Kid/D&D Club Cheese Edition
There were voices in the night-- "Don't do it!"
Voices out of sight-- "Don't do it!
Too many men have failed before

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

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Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

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Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

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I saw this on Lucianne, but didn't bother to read it until Michael Totten, guest-blogging on Instapundit, provided me with the intriguing three-point-win detail. posted by Ace at 12:31 PM Comments It's not quite as good as it looks. The pollster says he has a model which predicts a 3-point Bush win, but he's predicting a win for his guy. I'm still pretty complacent. My biggest worry at this point is that a bunch of Iraqi citizens might be accidentally killed by celebratory gunfire. Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on November 2, 2004 12:54 PM He's covering his business bets in case Bush wins. Posted by: Robin Burk on November 2, 2004 01:02 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines New advance in materials science: Superwood! Finland 'preparing for the worst' amid major Russian military expansion Would this be happening had we not brought Finland into NATO? [CBD] Trans High School Track & Field Athlete Dominates, Qualifies For California State Finals In Multiple Events And Governor Hair -Gel has done nothing! Way to kill your presidential aspirations! [CBD] Seattle mayor condemns Christian concert as 'far-right rally' after Antifa militants stage violent protest Seattle in the early running for 2025's Worst American City? [CBD] Christian Toto: Variety Admits to Hollywood Blacklist 2.0, Doesn't Care [CBD] From the tenacious Melanie Phillips: Blood on their hands "Canadian and British prime ministers Mark Carney and Sir Keir Starmer and French president Emmanuel Macron, praised by Hamas for denouncing Israel" [CBD] It's Sherlock Holmes Day so I'll finally finish The Hound of the Baskervilles, I promise Update: My kindle won't turn on. I'll try to finish it by next Sherlock Holmes Day Podcast: CBD and Sefton hope that Lamonica McIver (D-NJ) goes to jail, what exactly was the "insurrection" on January 6th, Israel may go it alone against Iran, and more! Hyperpartisan Democrat and venomous liberal congressman Gerry Connelly has died He already announced he would not stand for re-election in 2026. His death leaves the Democrat caucus down one until/unless another Democrat is elected to fill out his term. Virginia should do what New York State did and delay this special election until... well, until the next election in 2026. Conservative and Reagan deputy (and friend of the blog) Michael Ledeen has died at age 83 George Wendt, best known as Norm on Cheers, passes at age 76 This might be the best comment ever in the history of the internet [CBD] Biden diagnosed with 'aggressive form' of prostate cancer with metastasis to the bone [CBD] Audio of Biden's interview with special investigator Hur leaks He's not just a confused old man with a poor memory, he's pretty much incoherent. Update: longer clip here. He just rambles and pauses and gets lost and has to be helped every sentence by either his aides or lawyers or by the investigators themselves. Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton chat about the Trump initiatives in the Middle East, and how his desire for a deal might jeopardize long-term stability, judicial overreach, Newark Airport, and more! (Link should be working now, JJS) Dan Goldman is almost crying in repeatedly objecting to Marjorie Taylor-Greene entering evidence that Kilmar Albrego-Garcia has been repeatedly found to be an MS-13 member Great catch: Alex Thompson claims the videos showing his co-conspirator @JakeTapper repeatedly fulminating at anyone questioning Biden's fitness are "deceptively edited." Note that this is the exact same "cheapfake" lie used to protect Biden from video evidence of his mental infirmity. Mark Levin goes off on "schmuck" and "little bastard" Tucker Carlson He revives Rush Limbaugh's insult of Carlson as "Chatsworth Osbourne Jr." The dispute is over whether the term "neocon" is being used as a paper-thin euphemism for "Jew" or not. I don't know, I think maybe Levin is flying off the handle over this one thing, but there is no doubt that Chastworth Osbourne Jr. has been getting friendlier and friendlier with the "Jews Manipulate and Control Us" Unz Reader crowd. Character actor Joe Don Baker, who was played for most of his life by Brian Dennehy, has died at age 89 Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Theater Kid/D&D Club Cheese Edition There were voices in the night-- "Don't do it!" Voices out of sight-- "Don't do it! Too many men have failed before Recent Comments Football? Baseball? Yawn. : "342 So we’re supposed care about hockey why, ..." Gref: "309 I think we need to have a law that requires al ..." Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ : "339 A lady in a caddy ran into the back of my pick ..." Disinterested FDA Director: "Never hiss back at a goose. Homie don’t play ..." Alberta Oil Peon: "So we’re supposed care about hockey why, aga ..." Pug Mahon: "Meecrob! ..." Disinterested FDA Director: "Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 09: ..." JQ: "A lady in a caddy ran into the back of my pickup t ..." Don Black: ">I've always wondered who decided which words are ..." 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