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October 31, 2004

Like a Young Brett Favre

Thanks to GregS.


posted by Ace at 12:56 PM
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Kery needs. To. Stay. Away. From. Sports.

Really. Whatever other problems he may have with us RightWingDeathBeasts, surely he must know that the sight of him trying to throw anything spherical or ovoid* just makes us laugh until we throw up.

*Or whatever shape footballs are.

Posted by: Andrea Harris on October 31, 2004 01:08 PM

As a Cheesehead that is madly in love with Brett (I have permission from my husband if the chance should ever present itself), I take offense at that nasty-ass comparison.

Posted by: kimmbber on October 31, 2004 01:09 PM

Is he jumping over an imaginary linebacker?

Posted by: johnd01 on October 31, 2004 01:20 PM

He reminds me of Jethro Bodine on "The Beverley Hillbillies" when Jethro vamped around with a football

Posted by: Rob on October 31, 2004 01:22 PM

Andrea, if I'm not mistaken footballs are prolate spheroids.

With that release stance I bet whenever Monsieur, the junior Senator from Massachusetts threw the ball it tumbled about ten yards. End over end.

Posted by: Greg Hlatky on October 31, 2004 02:30 PM

He appears to be levitating. Was Kerry a 4th level illusionist or something? Or was this photoshopped?

Posted by: See Dubya on October 31, 2004 04:11 PM

More like a young Johnny Lujack, really. Either wayt it's just another desperate attempt at seeming human. Like Starman got stuck here, joined the Navy, and is running for President 30 years later. Gross.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey on October 31, 2004 04:14 PM

What is up with this guy?

Do you know anyone that wants to appear to be a "Real Man" as bad as he seems too?

He has some real self image issues.

Posted by: DaveS on October 31, 2004 05:21 PM

Whadda wanna bet Terezzzzzzza! bought the ball for him too.

Posted by: Iblis on October 31, 2004 07:00 PM
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