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The Lost Classics of Yacht Rock
You know you can't fool me
I've been loving you too long
It started so easy
You want to carry on
I'm not sure this is even Yacht Rock. This might just be very soft rock. I can't see myself sniffing cocaine from a Boat Hoe's cleavage to this song, which is the primary criterion of Yacht Rock.
But I think this song more crosses from the shallows of soft rock to the cresting majesty of Yacht Rock. This is definitely bouncy enough for Hoe Snow. Very smooth, a little folky, a little jazzy. It's got that Hoe Snow snap.

From Andycanuck: Hezballah members reporting for work today, a little bit skittish about entering the code on an electronic keypad lock
I don't know if this is real. It's certainly accurate -- no one in Hezballah is happy to be handling any kind of electronic device today.

Flashback: Remember when the entire Regime Media conducted a two-week psyop to convince the American people that Joe Biden was a "super-ager"?

CBD and Sefton are joined by Jim Lakely of The Heartland Institute! The evil of the Democrats, Donald Trump's psyche after the assassination attempts, exploding pagers...and more!

FAA fines SpaceX $633K for acting without its permission "These fines therefore are simply because FAA management has hurt feelings because SpaceX wouldn't wait for it to twiddle its thumbs for a few more weeks. The fines also suggest that FAA management is either being pressured to hinder SpaceX's commercial operations by higher ups in the White House, or that management itself is trying to exert more power over the company, for apparently very petty reasons." [CBD]

1) Individuals, on camera and audio, stating what they saw is "unconfirmed" with "no specific reports"

2) anonymous bomb threats with no arrests or suspects is "Republicans threatening Haitians."

Well fuck them, I called the hospital and they said there's no confirmed reports of specific individual Republicans making any bomb threats.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at

Rep. James Comer writes letter to criminal Christopher Wray, seeking information about Tim Walz's many, many suspicious trips to China
The FBI investigated whether Trump was a Russian agent based upon... nothing. Think they're investigating Walz, or nah?

Sopranos vs. Star Trek
Thanks to "NYT c*cksuckers"

Film Threat's Alan Ng gives Am I Racist? 8 1/2 out of ten, calling it "consistently hilarious"
Opens today. This is another one I have to see. It's being shown at AMC theaters so it will be on enough screens that people will be able to see it.

New book edited by Michael Walsh and featuring essays by Glenn Reynolds, Kurt Schlichter, and others: Against the Corporate Media: Forty-Two Ways the Press Hates You
Michael Walsh asked me to contribute a chapter to this book. I bailed out when I couldn't find a new angle on topic. But Walsh found a bunch of writers who do have new things to say. I'll review the book soon. Definitely consider buying it.

The intro to Duran Duran's "Rio"

Supposedly a Twitter account called "The Black Insurrectionist" has a signed affidavit from an anonymous ABC "News" staffer, alleging that Muir and Kamala's sorority sister exchanged questions behind the scenes. I don't know if this is true. He says he's keeping the name of the staffer anonymous, so there will be no way to verify it even if he publishes it. Shrug. It's not much but a claim.

Megyn Kelly was a little hot and bothered by ABC "News'" immoderate "moderators"

When SNL, and Alec Baldwin, still had a sense of humor: "Who's On Top?"

Marjorie Taylor Greene: Laura Loomer is a lunatic and a racist

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Soulful Stalker Division
"I gave you silk suits, Gucci handbags and blue diamonds.
I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!
But now I can't give you nothing but advice.
Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young.
And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days
Until then, you know what you gotta do?
You gotta get on outta here
with that alley-cat-coat-wearing,
punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause you dismissed!
That's right, Silly rabbit,
tricks are made for kids, don't you know that.
You without me is like corn flakes without the milk!
This is my world.
You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut!
Now get on outta here.
Scat! Don't touch that coat..."

A tale of two stories about Haiti. "When Trump was president, the media rushed to push the false story of Border Patrol agents 'whipping' Haitian migrants. When Democrats are in power, they rush to debunk the story about Haitian migrants eating pets in Ohio." [Buck]

From 1985: Is this the most obscure Forgotten 80s Mystery Click ever?
Another scratched or scribbled note
Hint: The band's name is a reference to their hometown of Niagara Falls, Canada.
Two handsome men in overcoats
Deception right in front of me
Or jealous fantasy
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Something that sets you apart
It tightens your grip on my heart
Don't ever let it go
I thought Donny Iris was super-obscure, but then like 20 commenters told me "Oh I've always been a big Donny Iris fan, he was huge in Pittsburgh (or wherever)." So maybe people will tell me "I still play this album" or something.

This AI short "movie" is creepy and a little scary

Mind blown: "Adult" and "adolescent" are the same word!
So "adolescent" is basically the progressive form of the verb adolscere, to grow, to mature, so an adolescent is maturing. Adult, from adoltus, is the part tense of the verb, which means, "matured."
I looked it up because I started to wonder why these near-opposite terms looked so much alike.

Recent Comments

mikeski: "[i]This month, Earth will grab itself a second moo ..."

Erebus- ex-Killer Whale: " I'm pretty damned worried that Trump is gonna los ..."

Martini Farmer: "In ancient times a "new moon" would likely portend ..."

The Marcels: "Wa wa wa waaa-ahhh ..."

I'm Gumby Damn It!: "253 Angel Oak Tree in Charleston, South Carolina ..."

Yudhishthira's Dice: "I've watched Maximum Overdrive many times, so I kn ..."

IrishEi: "New moon You saw me standing alone Without a dre ..."

I'm Gumby Damn It!: "253 Angel Oak Tree in Charleston, South Carolina ..."

Braenyard: "268 When Trump is elected, we will acquire yuge, l ..."

Mr. Ray : "Alex Jones Glenn Greenwald RFKJ Tucker Carlson Don ..."

Puddleglum at work: "Appalachian State is getting mauled by South Alaba ..."

TeeJ: " - Is this for real? Barron singing https://ti ..."

Bloggers in Arms

Some Humorous Asides

Kaboom!

Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)


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Posted by: Andrea Harris on October 31, 2004 01:08 PM As a Cheesehead that is madly in love with Brett (I have permission from my husband if the chance should ever present itself), I take offense at that nasty-ass comparison. Posted by: kimmbber on October 31, 2004 01:09 PM Is he jumping over an imaginary linebacker? Posted by: johnd01 on October 31, 2004 01:20 PM He reminds me of Jethro Bodine on "The Beverley Hillbillies" when Jethro vamped around with a football Posted by: Rob on October 31, 2004 01:22 PM Andrea, if I'm not mistaken footballs are prolate spheroids. With that release stance I bet whenever Monsieur, the junior Senator from Massachusetts threw the ball it tumbled about ten yards. End over end. Posted by: Greg Hlatky on October 31, 2004 02:30 PM He appears to be levitating. Was Kerry a 4th level illusionist or something? Or was this photoshopped? Posted by: See Dubya on October 31, 2004 04:11 PM More like a young Johnny Lujack, really. Either wayt it's just another desperate attempt at seeming human. Like Starman got stuck here, joined the Navy, and is running for President 30 years later. Gross. Posted by: Uncle Mikey on October 31, 2004 04:14 PM What is up with this guy? Do you know anyone that wants to appear to be a "Real Man" as bad as he seems too? He has some real self image issues. Posted by: DaveS on October 31, 2004 05:21 PM Whadda wanna bet Terezzzzzzza! bought the ball for him too. Posted by: Iblis on October 31, 2004 07:00 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines The Lost Classics of Yacht Rock You know you can't fool me I've been loving you too long It started so easy You want to carry on I'm not sure this is even Yacht Rock. This might just be very soft rock. I can't see myself sniffing cocaine from a Boat Hoe's cleavage to this song, which is the primary criterion of Yacht Rock. But I think this song more crosses from the shallows of soft rock to the cresting majesty of Yacht Rock. This is definitely bouncy enough for Hoe Snow. Very smooth, a little folky, a little jazzy. It's got that Hoe Snow snap. From Andycanuck: Hezballah members reporting for work today, a little bit skittish about entering the code on an electronic keypad lock I don't know if this is real. It's certainly accurate -- no one in Hezballah is happy to be handling any kind of electronic device today. Flashback: Remember when the entire Regime Media conducted a two-week psyop to convince the American people that Joe Biden was a "super-ager"? CBD and Sefton are joined by Jim Lakely of The Heartland Institute! The evil of the Democrats, Donald Trump's psyche after the assassination attempts, exploding pagers...and more! FAA fines SpaceX $633K for acting without its permission "These fines therefore are simply because FAA management has hurt feelings because SpaceX wouldn't wait for it to twiddle its thumbs for a few more weeks. The fines also suggest that FAA management is either being pressured to hinder SpaceX's commercial operations by higher ups in the White House, or that management itself is trying to exert more power over the company, for apparently very petty reasons." [CBD] 1) Individuals, on camera and audio, stating what they saw is "unconfirmed" with "no specific reports" 2) anonymous bomb threats with no arrests or suspects is "Republicans threatening Haitians." Well fuck them, I called the hospital and they said there's no confirmed reports of specific individual Republicans making any bomb threats. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at Rep. James Comer writes letter to criminal Christopher Wray, seeking information about Tim Walz's many, many suspicious trips to China The FBI investigated whether Trump was a Russian agent based upon... nothing. Think they're investigating Walz, or nah? Sopranos vs. Star Trek Thanks to "NYT ccksuckers" Film Threat's Alan Ng gives Am I Racist?* 8 1/2 out of ten, calling it "consistently hilarious" Opens today. This is another one I have to see. It's being shown at AMC theaters so it will be on enough screens that people will be able to see it. New book edited by Michael Walsh and featuring essays by Glenn Reynolds, Kurt Schlichter, and others: Against the Corporate Media: Forty-Two Ways the Press Hates You Michael Walsh asked me to contribute a chapter to this book. I bailed out when I couldn't find a new angle on topic. But Walsh found a bunch of writers who do have new things to say. I'll review the book soon. Definitely consider buying it. The intro to Duran Duran's "Rio" Supposedly a Twitter account called "The Black Insurrectionist" has a signed affidavit from an anonymous ABC "News" staffer, alleging that Muir and Kamala's sorority sister exchanged questions behind the scenes. I don't know if this is true. He says he's keeping the name of the staffer anonymous, so there will be no way to verify it even if he publishes it. Shrug. It's not much but a claim. Megyn Kelly was a little hot and bothered by ABC "News'" immoderate "moderators" When SNL, and Alec Baldwin, still had a sense of humor: "Who's On Top?" Marjorie Taylor Greene: Laura Loomer is a lunatic and a racist Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Soulful Stalker Division "I gave you silk suits, Gucci handbags and blue diamonds. I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce! But now I can't give you nothing but advice. Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young. And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing, punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause you dismissed! That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk! This is my world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta here. Scat! Don't touch that coat..." A tale of two stories about Haiti. "When Trump was president, the media rushed to push the false story of Border Patrol agents 'whipping' Haitian migrants. When Democrats are in power, they rush to debunk the story about Haitian migrants eating pets in Ohio." [Buck] From 1985: Is this the most obscure Forgotten 80s Mystery Click ever? Another scratched or scribbled note Hint: The band's name is a reference to their hometown of Niagara Falls, Canada. Two handsome men in overcoats Deception right in front of me Or jealous fantasy Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Something that sets you apart It tightens your grip on my heart Don't ever let it go I thought Donny Iris was super-obscure, but then like 20 commenters told me "Oh I've always been a big Donny Iris fan, he was huge in Pittsburgh (or wherever)." So maybe people will tell me "I still play this album" or something. This AI short "movie" is creepy and a little scary Mind blown: "Adult" and "adolescent" are the same word! So "adolescent" is basically the progressive form of the verb adolscere, to grow, to mature, so an adolescent is maturing. Adult, from adoltus, is the part tense of the verb, which means, "matured." I looked it up because I started to wonder why these near-opposite terms looked so much alike. Recent Comments mikeski: "[i]This month, Earth will grab itself a second moo ..." Erebus- ex-Killer Whale: " I'm pretty damned worried that Trump is gonna los ..." Martini Farmer: "In ancient times a "new moon" would likely portend ..." The Marcels: "Wa wa wa waaa-ahhh ..." I'm Gumby Damn It!: "253 Angel Oak Tree in Charleston, South Carolina ..." Yudhishthira's Dice: "I've watched Maximum Overdrive many times, so I kn ..." IrishEi: "New moon You saw me standing alone Without a dre ..." I'm Gumby Damn It!: "253 Angel Oak Tree in Charleston, South Carolina ..." Braenyard: "268 When Trump is elected, we will acquire yuge, l ..." Mr. Ray : "Alex Jones Glenn Greenwald RFKJ Tucker Carlson Don ..." Puddleglum at work: "Appalachian State is getting mauled by South Alaba ..." TeeJ: " - Is this for real? Barron singing https://ti ..." 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