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Building collapses during 7.4 magnitude earthquake in Colombia

On "Professor" Arday:

He was their living lawn jockey, period. They won't say that 'cause they're sensitive and down with his struggle and all. He was there to appease and flatter their sense of being uplifters of the oppressed. In truth, he served as their living lawn jockey -- no more, no less, and unworthy of even a second thought on their part. Tokenism, pure and simple.

-- Krebs v Carnot

TJM definitively ranks the films of Sergio Leone. You won't believe #6. Real hot take there.

Bro spent four years/4000 hours painting an eleven-foot long cutaway-view layout of the USS Enterprise

Ireland's 'Air Force One' lacks a key safety system for fog -- thanks to country's ban on Israeli products
Ireland's best emigrated 150 years ago. The current Ireland is a sad joke. [CBD]

Podcast: More Iran bluster from Trump? Enough! Deportations hit a record, and that is a good thing for all, Todd Blanche's nomination is out of committee, the DSA is on the march, and more!

TJM struggles with Sergio Leone's legacy

The Short Unhappy Life of a Russian Soldier: Why recruits die in 20-30 minutes
Interesting video. Some key parts: drones were responsible for 70-80% of all battlefield deaths in mid-2025, and I bet it's higher now. The Russian army is incredibly corrupt. Men get assigned to the most dangerous frontline units, the "Storm" units, unless they pay a superior $2,000 to be assigned to a different unit. Furthermore, there is often no real training for recruits -- commanders pocket the money that would have gone towards fuel and ammo costs incurred during training. Much "training" consists just of taking a single picture of soldiers doing something soldier-y, like fording a river, and publishing that as proof that the training was done. Even when it is done, training is only two weeks long.

TJM wonders what the most Scorsese movie that Scorsese ever Scorsesed was

TJM definitively ranks the films of Fritz Lang

Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the Berlin attack, Iran...Again! Sefton's mini Odyssey review, Data Republican's blockbuster reveal about the DNC, and more!

TJM explores the worlds created by Fritz Lang

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
She's totally committed to major independence
She's a lady through and through
She gives them quite a battle, all that they can handle
She'll bruise some, she'll hurt some too

I got something done yesterday and am exhausted.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky
[CBD]

Podcast: Illegals registered and voted in NJ! Leftist violence is baked into the Democrat cake, Iran's capabilities are being degraded, Londonistan? And...come on SC...no senate dynasties!

Off-putting anti-charismatic Karen Jessica Chastain finally found the right role -- demonic witch monster

Update to the video of a Russian soldier being spun around and thrown by the machinegun he was operating: The soldier was testing an old, archaic Russian machinegun intended to be mounted to a helicopter. The old gun was pressed into service as a possible anti-drone gun. The Russian army is generally depleted and being forced to bring a lot of old, unreliable weapons and platforms to the front.
Also: Ukranian drones have ~~destroyed~~ damaged [CBD] over 147 Russian warships and shadow fleet oil tankers in the Black Sea over the past ten days.

TJM definitively ranks the films of the man who made Ben-Hur.

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FDA is providing an update regarding the sample of lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms de Mexico which was reported positive on July 18, 2026. Due to the complexity in detection of Cyclospora, FDA laboratory experts re-reviewed the sample results and have concluded that the finding does not represent true amplification and should be considered a false positive. Information about the sample has been removed from the July 18, 2026, update below. FDA has notified Taylor Farms and continues working with the firm to ensure product implicated in this outbreak has been removed from the market. FDA and state partners continue to collect and analyze product samples. As of July 19, 2026, there are no confirmed positive sample results for product testing for Cyclospora.

[CBD]

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Posted by: Andrea Harris on October 31, 2004 01:08 PM As a Cheesehead that is madly in love with Brett (I have permission from my husband if the chance should ever present itself), I take offense at that nasty-ass comparison. Posted by: kimmbber on October 31, 2004 01:09 PM Is he jumping over an imaginary linebacker? Posted by: johnd01 on October 31, 2004 01:20 PM He reminds me of Jethro Bodine on "The Beverley Hillbillies" when Jethro vamped around with a football Posted by: Rob on October 31, 2004 01:22 PM Andrea, if I'm not mistaken footballs are prolate spheroids. With that release stance I bet whenever Monsieur, the junior Senator from Massachusetts threw the ball it tumbled about ten yards. End over end. Posted by: Greg Hlatky on October 31, 2004 02:30 PM He appears to be levitating. Was Kerry a 4th level illusionist or something? Or was this photoshopped? Posted by: See Dubya on October 31, 2004 04:11 PM More like a young Johnny Lujack, really. Either wayt it's just another desperate attempt at seeming human. Like Starman got stuck here, joined the Navy, and is running for President 30 years later. Gross. Posted by: Uncle Mikey on October 31, 2004 04:14 PM What is up with this guy? Do you know anyone that wants to appear to be a "Real Man" as bad as he seems too? He has some real self image issues. Posted by: DaveS on October 31, 2004 05:21 PM Whadda wanna bet Terezzzzzzza! bought the ball for him too. Posted by: Iblis on October 31, 2004 07:00 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines TJM dives into the thrill a minute cinema of Andrei Tarkovsky Building collapses during 7.4 magnitude earthquake in Colombia On "Professor" Arday: He was their living lawn jockey, period. They won't say that 'cause they're sensitive and down with his struggle and all. He was there to appease and flatter their sense of being uplifters of the oppressed. In truth, he served as their living lawn jockey -- no more, no less, and unworthy of even a second thought on their part. Tokenism, pure and simple. -- Krebs v Carnot TJM definitively ranks the films of Sergio Leone. You won't believe #6. Real hot take there. Bro spent four years/4000 hours painting an eleven-foot long cutaway-view layout of the USS Enterprise Ireland's 'Air Force One' lacks a key safety system for fog -- thanks to country's ban on Israeli products Ireland's best emigrated 150 years ago. The current Ireland is a sad joke. [CBD] Podcast: More Iran bluster from Trump? Enough! Deportations hit a record, and that is a good thing for all, Todd Blanche's nomination is out of committee, the DSA is on the march, and more! TJM struggles with Sergio Leone's legacy The Short Unhappy Life of a Russian Soldier: Why recruits die in 20-30 minutes Interesting video. Some key parts: drones were responsible for 70-80% of all battlefield deaths in mid-2025, and I bet it's higher now. The Russian army is incredibly corrupt. Men get assigned to the most dangerous frontline units, the "Storm" units, unless they pay a superior $2,000 to be assigned to a different unit. Furthermore, there is often no real training for recruits -- commanders pocket the money that would have gone towards fuel and ammo costs incurred during training. Much "training" consists just of taking a single picture of soldiers doing something soldier-y, like fording a river, and publishing that as proof that the training was done. Even when it is done, training is only two weeks long. TJM wonders what the most Scorsese movie that Scorsese ever Scorsesed was TJM definitively ranks the films of Fritz Lang Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the Berlin attack, Iran...Again! Sefton's mini Odyssey review, Data Republican's blockbuster reveal about the DNC, and more! TJM explores the worlds created by Fritz Lang Forgotten 80s Mystery Click She's totally committed to major independence She's a lady through and through She gives them quite a battle, all that they can handle She'll bruise some, she'll hurt some too I got something done yesterday and am exhausted. Posted by: ChristyBlinky [CBD] Podcast: Illegals registered and voted in NJ! Leftist violence is baked into the Democrat cake, Iran's capabilities are being degraded, Londonistan? And...come on SC...no senate dynasties! Off-putting anti-charismatic Karen Jessica Chastain finally found the right role -- demonic witch monster Update to the video of a Russian soldier being spun around and thrown by the machinegun he was operating: The soldier was testing an old, archaic Russian machinegun intended to be mounted to a helicopter. The old gun was pressed into service as a possible anti-drone gun. The Russian army is generally depleted and being forced to bring a lot of old, unreliable weapons and platforms to the front. Also: Ukranian drones have ~~destroyed~~ damaged [CBD] over 147 Russian warships and shadow fleet oil tankers in the Black Sea over the past ten days. TJM definitively ranks the films of the man who made Ben-Hur. Top Men! FDA is providing an update regarding the sample of lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms de Mexico which was reported positive on July 18, 2026. Due to the complexity in detection of Cyclospora, FDA laboratory experts re-reviewed the sample results and have concluded that the finding does not represent true amplification and should be considered a false positive. Information about the sample has been removed from the July 18, 2026, update below. FDA has notified Taylor Farms and continues working with the firm to ensure product implicated in this outbreak has been removed from the market. 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