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October 28, 2004

It's Ace of Spades HQ A-V Club Appreciation Day

Football Fans for Truth sends this bit my way. You will, no doubt, be shocked to learn that while Terezzzza Heinz-Kerry -- she of the "refreshing candor" -- claims she always roots for the Steelers, it turns out she whoops it up when she's in the luxury box of the owner of their opponent.

There's videotape and everything.

Shocking, yes.

I had a couple of reservations about linking this. For one thing, even though it portrays the "candid, refreshing" Terezzza as an ass, it also kinda-sorta helps John Kerry a little bit, because it appears -- appears -- that John Kerry is both rooting for the team he claims to support (the Pats) and furthermore, seems to be able to recognize a touchdown when it occurs.

Which is surprising.

My other reservation is that I remain unconvinced that this is in fact Terezzza at all. I'm pretty sure, once again, that this is pop legend Sir Elton John.

At any rate, view this vile creature clapping like monkey in a heroin-banana Skinner box here.


posted by Ace at 04:26 PM
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Teresa Heinz-Kerry, "football fan." Uh huh.

Yep, fill her Waterford bowl with Tanqueray-soaked raisins, and ol' Terayza's wavin' that Terrible Towel every time Bettis busts a touchdown for Steeltown.

Unless there's a rerun of the French Open on the skybox TV.

Posted by: iowahawk on October 28, 2004 04:49 PM

Ace--

Remember, Teresa's not just any monkey-- she's Dr. Zira.

http://garfieldridge.blogspot.com/2004/10/teresa-heinz-kerry-is-moonbat-film-at.html

Cheers,
Dave

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 28, 2004 05:01 PM

It's either Elton John or Dustin Hoffman as "Tootsie".

Posted by: Master of None on October 28, 2004 05:03 PM
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