Damn, was worried about you....welcome back. :)

I was wondering if you and Allah had pulled a Thelma and Louise.

Hey,do I get a rebate since this site was down ? This was most inconvenient.
Uh --- I actually don't recall paying anything here, so heh-heh ---- NEVERMIND.

D00d. Like, 75% of the entire fucking internet is down today. Or has been. I'm fucking pissed as hell.

I sincerely apologize for bestowing upon you the title of Creator of Worlds due to the absence of Allah. Clearly, the Earth trembled upon His return from the ALCS, which resulted in your fall from the false throne.

Now, you are a mere unclean mortal like the rest of us again. My bad.

BTW, Mr. Bowen. You're not Big Jim, the Nuke E programming machine, are you?

Never mind, Mr. Bowen. Got your link to work. I was thinking of someone else.

Yeah, what the hell, what do you think we pay you for?

One of the internets must've been broken, I couldn't get to any mu.nu site for much of the day.
Glad the other internets weren't broke, too.

Hey Ace,

It was worth it just to go over to blogspot where I came across that little gem in your sidebar with the Hillary quote. Wow! I had never seen that. I'm thinking of using the WaPo article in a new post because reading it today with what we know now makes it all the more hysterical. There they were, those 12 Dim, ooops, Dem powerbrokers worrying about the medal/ribbon toss when they were just about to get kaaaasmashed by the semitruck that is the SBV. Too sweet!

Sorry 'bout that Ace, and all the Ace-fans too.

A water buffalo got loose in the server room, and you know what they're like...