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October 21, 2004
FinallyThe site is back up. I am so sorry for the outage. posted by Ace at 09:02 PM
CommentsDamn, was worried about you....welcome back. :) Posted by: dnf on October 21, 2004 09:38 PM
I was wondering if you and Allah had pulled a Thelma and Louise. Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on October 21, 2004 10:06 PM
Hey,do I get a rebate since this site was down ? This was most inconvenient. Posted by: dougf on October 21, 2004 10:08 PM
D00d. Like, 75% of the entire fucking internet is down today. Or has been. I'm fucking pissed as hell. Posted by: Mr. Bowen on October 21, 2004 10:11 PM
I sincerely apologize for bestowing upon you the title of Creator of Worlds due to the absence of Allah. Clearly, the Earth trembled upon His return from the ALCS, which resulted in your fall from the false throne. Now, you are a mere unclean mortal like the rest of us again. My bad. Posted by: Dear Johns on October 21, 2004 10:43 PM
BTW, Mr. Bowen. You're not Big Jim, the Nuke E programming machine, are you? Posted by: Dear Johns on October 21, 2004 10:47 PM
Never mind, Mr. Bowen. Got your link to work. I was thinking of someone else. Posted by: Dear Johns on October 21, 2004 10:49 PM
Yeah, what the hell, what do you think we pay you for? Posted by: Karol on October 22, 2004 12:08 AM
One of the internets must've been broken, I couldn't get to any mu.nu site for much of the day. Posted by: Peter on October 22, 2004 02:11 AM
Hey Ace, It was worth it just to go over to blogspot where I came across that little gem in your sidebar with the Hillary quote. Wow! I had never seen that. I'm thinking of using the WaPo article in a new post because reading it today with what we know now makes it all the more hysterical. There they were, those 12 Dim, ooops, Dem powerbrokers worrying about the medal/ribbon toss when they were just about to get kaaaasmashed by the semitruck that is the SBV. Too sweet! Posted by: Bohemian on October 22, 2004 02:29 PM
Sorry 'bout that Ace, and all the Ace-fans too. A water buffalo got loose in the server room, and you know what they're like... Posted by: Pixy Misa on October 22, 2004 06:56 PM
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This isn't Christmas Eve fare, and I thought about waiting until the 26th to post it, but supposedly an amateur detective has solved the Zodiac killer mystery. And the horrific Black Dahlia killing. He says it's the same person! I always thought of them as very far apart in time but I think Black Dahlia was mid-fifties (nope, 1947) mid and the Zodiac murders began in 1968 so it's possible it's the same killer.
The killer, if it's the same man, would have been in his 20s when he killed the Black Dahlia and his 40s when he did the Zodiac murders. Possible. A little caveat: I saw someone snark on Reddit, "The Zodiac case gets solved more often than Wordle." There are a ton of coincidences here, supposedly, like a Zodiac cipher being solved by the name "Elizabeth." Elizabeth Short was the name of the so-called Black Dahlia. If you don't know about the Black Dahlia, don't look it up. Just accept that it's grisly on the level of Jack the Ripper. Yes, the named suspect resembles the police sketch of Zodiac. Here's a podcast with the amateur sleuth who claims he cracked the Zodiac. Daily Mail article. Link to get around the LA Times' paywall for their article.
Former Republican liberal Ben Sasse announces that he has stage IV metastasized pancreatic cancer: "I'm gonna die"
It's not just a "death sentence," as he says, but a rapidly coming one. I hope he can put his affairs in order and make sure his family is in a good as a position as they can be.
Brown killer takes the coward's way out. Naturally.
Still not identified, for some reason. Per Fox 25 Boston, the killer was a non-citizen permanent legal resident It continues to be strange that the police are so protective of his identity.
Fearful French cancel NYE concert on Champs-Élysées as migrant violence grows
The time is now! France must fight for its culture! [CBD]
Megyn Kelly finally calls out Candace Owens
Whoops, I meant she bravely attacks Sydney Sweeney for "bending the knee." (Sweeney put out a very empty PR statement saying "I'm against hate." Whoop-de-doo.) Megyn Kelly claims she doesn't want to call people out on the right when asked about Candace Owens but then has no compunctions at all about calling people out on the right. As long as they're not Candace Owens. Strangely, she seems blind and deaf to anything Candace Owens says. That's why this woman calls her "Megyn Keller." She's now asking her pay-pigs in Pakistan how they think she should address the Candace Owens situation, and if they think this is really all about Israel and the Jews.
The World Must Stop Ignoring What Iranians Already Know: The Regime Is on the Brink
Isn't it pretty to think so? [CBD]
I have happily forgotten what Milo Yiannopoulos sounds like, but I still enjoyed this impression from from Ami Kozak.
More revelations about the least-sexy broken relationship in media history
I'd wanted to review Parts 2, 3, and 4 of Ryan Lizza's revenge posts about Olivia Nuzzi, but they're all paywalled. I thought about briefly subscribing to get at them, but then I read this in Part 2: Remember the bamboo from Part 1? Do I ever! It's all I remember! Well, bamboo is actually a type of grass, and underground, it's all connected in a sprawling network, just like the parts of this story I never wanted to tell. I wish I hadn't been put in this position, that I didn't have to write about any of this, that I didn't have to subject myself or my loved ones to embarrassment and further loss of privacy. We're back to the fucking bamboo. Guys, I don't think I can pay for bamboo ruminations. I think he added that because he was embarrassed about all the bamboo imagery from Part 1. He's justifying his twin obsessions: His ex, and bamboo. Which is not a tree but a kind of grass, he'll have you know.
Olivia Nuzzi's crappy Sex and the City fanfic book isn't selling, says CNN (and CNN seems pretty pleased about that)
On Tuesday, the book arrived in stores. At lunchtime, in the Midtown Manhattan nexus of media and publishing, interest in Nuzzi's story seemed more muted. The Barnes and Noble on Fifth Avenue had seven copies tucked into a "New & Notable" rack next to the escalator, below Malala Yousafzai's "Finding My Way." Not many had sold so far, a store employee said. She trashes Ryan Lizza for his "Revenge Porn" here. Emily Jashinsky says that when the Bulwark's gay grifter Tim Miller asked why she didn't report on the (alleged) use of ketamine by RFKJr., she broke down in tears and asked to end the interview.
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Aktion T4, now with Poutine! [CBD]
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