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October 21, 2004
FinallyThe site is back up. I am so sorry for the outage. posted by Ace at 09:02 PM
CommentsDamn, was worried about you....welcome back. :) Posted by: dnf on October 21, 2004 09:38 PM
I was wondering if you and Allah had pulled a Thelma and Louise. Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on October 21, 2004 10:06 PM
Hey,do I get a rebate since this site was down ? This was most inconvenient. Posted by: dougf on October 21, 2004 10:08 PM
D00d. Like, 75% of the entire fucking internet is down today. Or has been. I'm fucking pissed as hell. Posted by: Mr. Bowen on October 21, 2004 10:11 PM
I sincerely apologize for bestowing upon you the title of Creator of Worlds due to the absence of Allah. Clearly, the Earth trembled upon His return from the ALCS, which resulted in your fall from the false throne. Now, you are a mere unclean mortal like the rest of us again. My bad. Posted by: Dear Johns on October 21, 2004 10:43 PM
BTW, Mr. Bowen. You're not Big Jim, the Nuke E programming machine, are you? Posted by: Dear Johns on October 21, 2004 10:47 PM
Never mind, Mr. Bowen. Got your link to work. I was thinking of someone else. Posted by: Dear Johns on October 21, 2004 10:49 PM
Yeah, what the hell, what do you think we pay you for? Posted by: Karol on October 22, 2004 12:08 AM
One of the internets must've been broken, I couldn't get to any mu.nu site for much of the day. Posted by: Peter on October 22, 2004 02:11 AM
Hey Ace, It was worth it just to go over to blogspot where I came across that little gem in your sidebar with the Hillary quote. Wow! I had never seen that. I'm thinking of using the WaPo article in a new post because reading it today with what we know now makes it all the more hysterical. There they were, those 12 Dim, ooops, Dem powerbrokers worrying about the medal/ribbon toss when they were just about to get kaaaasmashed by the semitruck that is the SBV. Too sweet! Posted by: Bohemian on October 22, 2004 02:29 PM
Sorry 'bout that Ace, and all the Ace-fans too. A water buffalo got loose in the server room, and you know what they're like... Posted by: Pixy Misa on October 22, 2004 06:56 PM
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BILL TO DEFUND NPR, PBS AND PASS DOGE CUTS INTO LAW PASSES PROCEDURAL VOTES WITH JD VANCE CASTING TIE-BREAKER VOTE... MURKOWSKI, COLLINS, AND McCONNELL (THE GREAT CONSERVATIVE) VOTED WITH THE LIBERALS TO CONTINUE FUNDING NPR AND PBS
If I understand this right, the bill now goes to the full Senate for ten hours of debate, and then we pass it. Video of the vote
Susie Wiles brings calm to Trump admin -- helping the president rack up wins When was the last time you saw her name in the media? Is it possible that the grownups are now in charge? [CBD]
Update on Jasmine Ratchet: The DEI Dum-Dumb is eyeing a Senate run, because why should Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke get paid millions every two years to get blown out in the Texas senatorial election? Shouldn't she get some of that sweet sweet Act Blue graft?
Crockett addressed the possibility in an Instagram post where she said she would make a decision "depending on how many people reach out," but that her main focus has been legislating in the House of Representatives. The Republican Senatorial Committee claims that she's ahead? LOL, that might be a little troll-poll.
Rubio imposes sanctions on UN's Albanese over 'political, economic warfare' against Israel, US [CBD]
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NeverTrump Nebraska Congressman Don Bacon throws in the towel, won't seek reelection in 2026
I wonder if he's the one who complained about the BBB imposing work requirements on able-bodied adults without children for Medicaid.
Ever Wonder How The Woke Left Can Be So Obviously Hypocritical And Automatically Reject All Opposing Facts? Below are four short 5 minute videos of author Melanie Phillips explaining why.
The Disturbing Logic Of The Left.***
The Psychology Behind Why the WOKE Left Can't Win Arguments.***
The Bizarre Union of Woke and Jihad.***
Truth is a Right Wing Concept. [dri]
Wow, Katie Perry is having a rough couple of years: like her career, her engagement to Orlando Bloom is now over
The Trump Curse strikes again. She went from an apolitical ditz to a Hillary Clinton Crusader in 2016 and her career bottomed out like Hillary Clinton's blood sugar level after a weekend of vodka and self-pity. The Trump Curse even follows you into space, yo. Or at least into the lower upper atmosphere. Recent Comments
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