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Podcast: J.J. Sefton and CBD discuss the outrageous denial of legitimate, constitutionally-mandated federal activity by the blue states, China's army is purged, the Democrat playbook never changes, the Donroe Doctrine, 20cm artillery shells, and more!

TJM wants Joe Dante to make another movie.

What a fitting tribute the Misanthropic part of me says. [Mis. Hum.]

TJM definitively ranks Terry Gilliam's movies.

Podcast:Jim Lakely of The Heartland Institute joins us for a wide-ranging discussion of Heartland's recent Anti-Davos initiative: The World Prosperity Forum. We also discuss MN's all-encompassing graft, free markets as an antidote to misery, the truth behind the ICE riots in Minneapolis, and more!

He seems to be a mild manured peaceful protester.[Mis. Hum.]

A new account spotlights Candace Owens attempting to read the stupid words Candace Owens wrote for her teleprompter scripts
We need to do more gatekeeping in this movement. This "Big Tent" idea is gay and retarded.
The account is so funny it's racist
"legititimize"
When Candace Owens comes across a word she doesn't know how to pronounce, she must consult this resource

Tucker Carlson, during yet another paid propaganda junket to an Islamic country: "Diversity is our strength! I actually believe that!"
thanks to runner

TJM waxes poetic about Terry GIlliams movies.

NASA Set to Launch First Manned Moon Rocket in 50 Years
Or they're just going to call an Uber. [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and Sefton talk about insurrection in MN coming to NYC? Trump's Greenland rhetoric was over the top, the Gaza Peace Panel is anything but, Minnesota churchgoers need to step up, and is it possible that if the Persian people toss out the Mullahs they will begin a Muslim reformation?

TJM wonders who the real Wolfgang Petersen is.

Judge Bars LAPD's Use of Less-Lethal Foam Bullets on Protesters
Judicial Overreach example #62,904. What law was broken? [CBD]

Long-time Coblogger and commenter "Niedermeyer's Dead Horse" is having significant health issues, and would appreciate the thoughts and prayers of The Horde. If you wish to reach out, use @NiedsG on X/Twitter. [CBD]

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JUST IN - DOJ investigating Governor Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey for conspiracy to impede immigration agents -- CBS

The Hill reporter shows his ass, Karoline Leavitt spanks him like the child he is [CBD]

TJM ranks John Carpenter's movies.

Podcast: CBD and Sefton chat about the end game in Iran, what to do about the Fed, its supposed "independence," and its hyper-politicized chairman, the housing crunch, and Trump's harebrained suggestion to decrease credit card interest!

Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, and an always interesting observer of the human and political condition, has died. RIP.
[CBD]

TJM celebrates the career of John Carpenter.

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)

Finally