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October 20, 2004

Iran: We Want Bush Re-Elected

Ummm, right. INDC Journal calls this "endorsement" disingenuous. That's an understatement.

But don't expect the media to be particularly critical about the claim. Because, you know, when you play poker, you always announce your real intentions and the actual strength of your hand.

When I draw Big Slick, I immediately throw down my cards and yell "Whoo-HOO! Awesome! My ace-king would only be better if they were suited! I can't wait to check-raise!" Because that's the way to win.

I've read books on it and everything.

Also good from INDC: this memo from the RNC, announcing its intention to accuse the Democrats of paying crack for fraudulent registrations pre-emptively.

Good thing the Democrats really did exchange crack for bogus registrations, or this could have turned out embarassing.


posted by Ace at 01:37 PM
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Ace, this endorsement is calculated in the extreme.

Posted by: Bithead on October 20, 2004 02:32 PM

Yeah, good thing ;)

Posted by: fat kid on October 20, 2004 04:36 PM

What's so pathetic (and yet, at the same time, encouraging) about this is that the Iranians couldn't come up with anything better than the most basic reverse-psychology ploy.

This is crap I pulled on my kid brothers when I was six, and this is the best they can do?

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