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October 16, 2004
Heart of Dorkness: D&D at 30Even CNN lowers itself to cover the anniversary: ATLANTA, Georgia (AP) -- Dungeons & Dragons players gathered in game stores around the country Saturday to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the grandfather of fantasy role-playing games -- a pop culture phenomenon that has influenced myriad video games, books and movies. All quality entertainments, too. The game peaked in the 1980s, but there are plenty of fans left. Some 4 million people play D&D regularly. Many of them laugh at a common suggestion that fantasy gamers are geeks: Of course they are, they say. Yes. There's something empowering about having a nicely-statted character sheet and smiting a couple of kobolds.
Look at me! I just rolled the shit out of that d4! Man, I'm fuckin' cool! Related Dorkiness: Just on the phone with Son of Nixon. Me: "I went to a blog party last month." SoN (perfectly serious): "You mean like physically at a party, or just 'partying' in a chatroom?" Me: "Give me some credit, for crying out loud." Blog-party. Me and bunch of dudes sitting around in a chatroom, telling each other how "freakin' wasted" we are. That's me. Such a fucking dork that even a "friend" thinks that I'm "partying" on-line-- and then bragging about it. posted by Ace at 07:50 PM
CommentsSnort, Ace ... too funny. I mean, I'm a loser, but at least I can blame my five kids (5 kids under 9 y/o.) I have NO life. Before kids, I got my "out" by being a bartender. Just a thought. Posted by: Carin on October 16, 2004 08:04 PM
Five kids under 9? That's like 9 months and 15 minutes apart. Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on October 16, 2004 09:05 PM
Former dorks are the best people later on. Posted by: lauraw on October 16, 2004 09:35 PM
True, lauraw, in a sense, but I would add that there are no "former dorks." It's like being a former marine -- no such animal. But they have grown up to rule the world. Posted by: George on October 16, 2004 10:47 PM
Shut up George, LOOSE LIPS... Posted by: lauraw on October 16, 2004 11:43 PM
"I wanna cast - MAGIC MISSILE!" Please tell me I'm not the only one who loves that Dead Alewives D&D routine :). Posted by: on October 17, 2004 12:50 AM
Above comment was me - wasn't trying to be *that* mysterious. Posted by: Sonetka on October 17, 2004 12:51 AM
I have some links you'll appreciate, Ace. They're at the end of the post. Posted by: ccwbass on October 17, 2004 01:36 AM
Ace, if this is your way of announcing to the blogosphere that you're looking to DM a campaign and need players... Well, you have a funny way of doing it. Posted by: someone on October 17, 2004 04:44 AM
--Ace, if this is your way of announcing to the blogosphere that you're looking to DM a campaign and need players... Well, you have a funny way of doing it.-- LOL, Ace does have a way of showing it. But to be fair, Wizards of the Coast found a damn good way of modernizing the system. They latched onto Neverwinter Nights by Bioware and will never ever let go. The player created worlds have fared well, financial model or not. The greatest test will be the next online incarnation of D&D Online, to be specific, based in the world Eberron, which will be coming out in the next year. NWN2 is being developed, but will Eberron overcome it? Who knows. It's wizards vs Bioware. Their competition is Middle Earth Online by Turbine. I fully expect MEO to whomp D&D, but we'll see. Wizards have been pushing Forgotten Realms for so long with so much detail, no one gives a shit. They've broken the D&D system into two camps. You either know FR, or you don't. Most of us don't. (I saw that Ravenloft comment in the other thread, damnit!). I give a shit about Forgotten Realms. What a generic asshat of a world. I want new, different, better. Which is what led me to all those other different worlds in the first place. Wizards never got that. That people wanted something different. So, they've been advertising to a different audience with Eberron. They hope to capture the player-base they fucked all these years by concentrating on FR. My bet is, people abondon FR in droves for Middle Earth Online and Turbine sees numbers that were only wet dreams when they were building the Asheron worlds. /geek Posted by: on October 17, 2004 07:38 AM
Oh, the above comment is mine, btw. And I have an axe to grind. TSR, when they were still TSR, had a contest. The best fantasy writer could get a job with them. Submit your stories. I did. I won the contests, and then they merged, and my idea of pumping out D&D material went to hell, so they can all fuck themselves. /bitterness Posted by: Rob on October 17, 2004 07:43 AM
Joe - actually the closest they come is 13.5 months apart in age. I got the 2-year-gap thing DOWN after that mishap. Posted by: Carin on October 17, 2004 07:56 AM
Hey, at this so-called "blog party", do you get to 'talk' to people or do you post comments in a thread...curious heh. heh. Posted by: sonofnixon on October 17, 2004 11:16 AM
I'm with you Son of Nixon, I think this "blog-party" was probably something where Ace and company figured out how to use "roger Wilco" and all ended up on a channel (probably password protected: "wonketteass")talking about D&D and miami vice. We'll know for sure later if Ace puts up a post in which he compares Crockett and Tubbs to a chaotic good Paladan and a neutral Dark Elven Ranger. Posted by: senator philabuster on October 17, 2004 11:47 AM
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Incumbent Senator John Cornyn (RINO - TX) betrayed his party and his country by voting in favor Biden's Afghan resettlement bill in 2021. Cornyn voted to bring in the Afghan who shot two National Guard soldiers on US soil. A vote for Cornyn is an endorsement of importing unvetted, radicalized murderers. [Buck]
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Why does this keep happening to members of the "political organization" (per Tucker Carlson) of Hamas?!?!
Tucker Carlson claims that it's weird that Ted Cruz is interested in the massacre of Christians by Nigerian Muslims, because he has "no track record of being interested in Christians," then blows off the massacre of Christians by Nigerian Muslims, saying it might or might not be a real concern
Tucker Carlson enjoys using the left-wing tactic of "Tactical Ignorance" to avoid taking positions on topics. Is Hamas really a terrorist organization? Tucker can't say. He hasn't looked into it enough, but "it seems like a political organization to me." Are Muslims slaughtering Christians in Nigeria? Again, Tucker just doesn't know. He hasn't examined the evidence yet. He knows every Palestinian Christian who said he was blocked from visiting holy sites in Bethlehem, but he just hasn't had the time to look into the mass slaughter of Christians in Nigeria that has been going on since (checks watch) 2009. He doesn't know, so he can't offer an opinion. Wouldn't be prudent, you know? Don't rush him! He'll sift through the evidence at some point in the future and render an opinion sometime around 2044. Of course, if you need an opinion on Jewish Perfidy, he has all the facts at his fingertips and can give you a fully informed opinion pronto. Say, have you ever heard of the USS Liberty incident...? You'd think that the main issue for Tucker Carlson, who pretends to be so deeply concerned about Palestinian Christians being bullied by Jews in Israel (supposedly), would be the massacre of 185,000 Christians in Nigeria itself. But no, his main problem is that Ted Cruz is talking about it, "who has no track record of being interested in Christians at all." And then he just shrugs as to whether this is even a real issue or not. Whatever we do we must never "divide the right," huh? Tucker is attacking Ted Cruz for bringing the issue up because he's acting as an apologist for Jihadism, and he can't cleanly admit that Jihadists are killing any Christians, anywhere. There is no daylight between him and CAIR at this point. One might conclude that Tucker Carlson himself isn't interested in the plight of Christians -- except as they can be used as a cudgel to attack Jews. Just gonna ask an Interesting Question myself -- why is it that Tucker Carlson's arguments all track with those shit out by Qatarian propaganda agents and the far left? That if Jews crush an ant underfoot it is worldwide news, but when Muslims slaughter Christians it elicits not even a vigorous shrug?
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From the comments: I once glimpsed Garth in the penumbra betwixt my wake and sleep. He was in my dream, standing afar, not looking my way, nor did he acknowledge me. But I felt seen. And that's when I knew I was a traveler on the right path. I'm glad he's still with us. Now that's some Merenghian prose. Garth Merenghi on the writer's craft Greetings, Traveler. If you still have not experienced Garth Merenghi -- Author, Dream-weaver, Visionary, plus Actor -- the six episodes of his Darkplace are still available on YouTube and supposedly upscaled to HD. (Viewing it now, it doesn't appeared upscaled for shit.) I think the second episode, "Hell Hath Fury," is the best by a good margin. Try to at least watch through to that one. It's Mereghi's incisive but nuanced take on sexism. Recent Comments
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