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October 13, 2004
Effin' AwesomeHere I am reading a typically superb Hugh Hewitt run-down of all the day's interesting news when I come across this: For some great comic relief and genuine insight into the blogosphere, check out RightWingNews' symposium on the blogosphere, featuring superstars of the center-right Ace of Spades, A Small Victory, IMAO, and INDC Journal. Superstars of the center-right. Well, if Hugh Hewitt says so... Sorry. I never promised you that I wouldn't engage in shameless self-promotion. Update: Sobek finds it a little depressing that he got a one-day spike in traffic and is now desperate for that spike again. I hear ya, brother. My traffic's okay, but it's down by nine thousand unique hits per day from what it was during Rathergate. Blogging is sort of like a relationship-- it can only go forward. When it starts going backwards, it gets to be unfulfilling. I love writing for people, but I loved writing for tens of thousands of people even more. Blogging is like sex in that regard too: Hey, I'm just looking for numbers. I'll happily sacrifice some quality for a lot of quantity. Dave from Garfield Ridge is also chasing the next big wave of hits, and he thinks he's found his niche: Documenting the "Ape-Threat" that our so-called "government" won't do anything about. It's about time someone had the guts to say "Get your goddamned hands off me you damned dirty ape." posted by Ace at 02:22 PM
CommentsPosted by: Bithead on October 13, 2004 02:30 PM
Who loves you baby? Posted by: kojacK on October 13, 2004 02:32 PM
YOU ARE DUH MAAAAAAAAAAN !!!!!!!! Posted by: Cowtipper on October 13, 2004 02:53 PM
As I think on it Hawkins and Allah is duh man. Your more like duh third man. No! Wait! Ok its Lileks, Hawkins, Allah then you. Unless RTG posts something good today then you would be behind her. Posted by: Cowtipper on October 13, 2004 03:01 PM
Take the Kudos and run! Hugh never acknowledged my blog, and I used to be one of his regulars on KFI. Posted by: PCD on October 13, 2004 03:04 PM
No, you never disclaimed shameless self-promotion. No need to. Congrats, Ace. (I also compliment your evident self restraint: no cowbell.) Posted by: kelly on October 13, 2004 03:20 PM
Ace, I can only offer myself as a QUALITY reader - I'm sure, though, I'm worth 10 or 20 lesser readers ... does it help that I check in SEVERAL times a day? Posted by: Carin on October 13, 2004 03:30 PM
Ace-- Don't kid yourself. If the Apes ever got the chance, they'd kill you and everyone you care about. COURAGE. Dave Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 13, 2004 03:57 PM
Dave, you must be a grade A moron to swallow that tripe. Sounds like someone flunked out of Bovine University. Posted by: Sobek on October 13, 2004 04:08 PM
How do you spell Ace? I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y that's how. aka. MichaelM Posted by: fat kid on October 13, 2004 04:51 PM
Ace-- Inspired by your devotion to the fight against the ape, I have posted a major concern in the GWOG (the Global War on Gorillas) http://garfieldridge.blogspot.com/2004/10/fear-ape.html And Sobek, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive. That's what the scienticians tell me. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 13, 2004 05:11 PM
Dude, this may be too old and too late and I didn't read the other comments, but... you have to write only for your own pleasure. Otherwise you'll end up unhappy. It's nice to have an audience, yes, but ultimately you must please yourself without worrying about what anyone else thinks. Posted by: david in mn on October 15, 2004 06:40 AM
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I think Professor of Rock (on YouTube) claimed this song was so upsetting that people used to pull over to the side of the road when it came on the radio. It's about a fatal plane crash, but obviously it suggests a fatal car crash too, which could wig out a driver. It's like one of those nasty 70s anti-war body horror movies. Not for the squeamish. I'm not even going to post the lyrics because they're upsetting too.
Compilation of Naked Gun intros
That theme gets me charged. Compilation of all Police Squad! openings. They're all the same except for the last few seconds where they reveal the Special Guest Star and the title(s).
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Everybody wants you Everybody wants your love I'd just like to make you mine, all mine
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Well, he is also disabled...he is a eunuch [CBD] I'm frankly surprised the title is 107 Days. I would have thought it would be:
Soft weak poop from the early 80s Mystery Click
I never liked this song, but it is memorable. In a weak, annoying way. The kid's in shock up and down the block The folks are home playing beat the clock Down at the golden cup They set the young ones up Under the neon light Selling day for night It's alright Nobody rides for free (nobody, nobody) Nobody gets it like they want it to be (nobody, nobody) Nobody hands you any guarantee (nobody, nobody) Nobody
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