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Podcast: Sefton and CBD agree about Trump's silly $5k checks, Islam is an existential evil, Ukraine is a mess, and more!

As Kash Patel takes over as FBI head, unpardoned election-rigger Peter Strzok deletes his entire twitter history
My speculation: what he's really deleting are his DMs, which probably feature a fair few Deep State operatives coordinating with him. Don't worry, Elon Musk will resurrect those DMs.
Dick Durbin says Patel is a rilly bad guy, you guys

I prefer the heat. I can always wear shorts and flip-flops if it gets hot. But when it's below freezing it's not like I can just put pants on.

-- Disinterested FDA Director

More fraudulent journalism at CBS: 60 Minutes interviewed two people who lost their jobs as a result of DOGE overhauling USAID. Kristina Drye & Adam Dubard emoted on behalf of thousands of USAID employees who have been terminated, but neither Kristina nor Adam was actually an employee of USAID. Clever word parsing and dishonest editing conveyed otherwise. [Buck]

Maori people in New Zealand reject LBGT message and stage counter parade. [dri]

Poll: Kamala "Coconut Tree" Harris is frontrunner for California governor
Come on I want you to do it I want you to do it

Axios focus group: 11 out of 11 swing voters support Trump and Musk's actions, particularly their cuts to the federal budget
Axios notes that voters aren't buying the newest Dem op, which claims that the 100-billionaire Musk spent millions to get Trump elected so that he could raid the Social Security office and steal $700 checks from grandmas. For some reason!
lol, eat a dick, Axios

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Girl Band Edition
Just close your eyes and then remember/ The thoughts you've locked away/ When tomorrow comes you'll wish/ You had today
They're like the London Boys of girlpop

The Spectator Index
@spectatorindex

BREAKING: Reuters reports that 'mass firings' of US government employees has begun

I just realized that Monday is President's Day. I'm going to work a half-day. I'll post stuff but probably on an 80-90 minute schedule, unless it's a big news day.
This Drumpf character is wearing me out!!!

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Historian and pundit Michael Walsh to discuss the new American psyche, Gaza, Men and Women and how they are different, and more!

Trump to rude witchface c**t Kaitlin Collins: "Excuse me, we haven't asked you to speak yet"
Update: Trump pummels a female CNN reporter who sounds like Barbra-Streisand-nosed Kaitlin Collins
Her "question" -- her declaration thinly disguised as a question -- is that Russia could just withdraw its troops from Ukraine, so why do we need peace negotiations? Well, Genius, because armies that are winning do not just walk away without getting the losing army to give them something. It's so f***ing stupid. I think they're all autistic.

RFKJr sworn in as Secretary of MAHA

Maxine Waters explains why she doesn't want Musk auditing the Grifter Government: "We don't know what they have on us"
Even the devil sometimes tells the truth

Chuck Grassley
@ChuckGrassley

NEWS Sen Judic Cmte advanced Kash Patel's nomination to be FBI Dir 12-10

Senate floor vote comes next

Brooke Rollins was confirmed as SecAg by big margin, like 74-26 or something like that

If Trump pulls this off, he'll have an excellent chance to be snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize!

-- Posted by: Don Black

Paul Rudd and Tim Robinson -- the "Hot Dog Meme" guy from I Think You Should Leave Now -- star in a new comedy movie

Puppet interviews a veritable brain trust of leftwing white women about which party is pro-crime and which party is anti-crime

Joe Rogan:

Autism Capital
@AutismCapital

JOE ROGAN: "People are worried that Elon is going to steal everyone's money. He has $400B. Elon's not going to steal your money. That's not what he's doing. He's a super genius that has been f**ked with. When you've been f**ked with by these nitwits that hide behind 3-letter agencies, and you're dealing with one of the smartest people alive helping Donald Trump get into office and find out what corruption is really going on, you f**ked up.

You f**ked up and picked the wrong psychopath on the spectrum. He's going to hunt you down and find out what's going on, and that's good for everybody. That's how you should be looking at this, like 'Wow, we have a brilliant mind examining these really corrupt and goofy systems and bringing in a bunch of psychopath wizards."

Full Trump/Musk press grilling

Recent Comments

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Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! : " 'Member dis? https://tinyurl.com/tzv382x6 ..."

Elric Blade: "Stacey "Big Bopper" Abrams is a supermodel, don't ..."

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Grump928(C): "[i]How DARE you besmirch the reputation of such a ..."

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Bloggers in Arms

Some Humorous Asides

Kaboom!

Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)


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Or something... Posted by: Pixy Misa on October 12, 2004 11:30 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Podcast: Sefton and CBD agree about Trump's silly $5k checks, Islam is an existential evil, Ukraine is a mess, and more! As Kash Patel takes over as FBI head, unpardoned election-rigger Peter Strzok deletes his entire twitter history My speculation: what he's really deleting are his DMs, which probably feature a fair few Deep State operatives coordinating with him. Don't worry, Elon Musk will resurrect those DMs. Dick Durbin says Patel is a rilly bad guy, you guys I prefer the heat. I can always wear shorts and flip-flops if it gets hot. But when it's below freezing it's not like I can just put pants on. -- Disinterested FDA Director More fraudulent journalism at CBS: 60 Minutes interviewed two people who lost their jobs as a result of DOGE overhauling USAID. Kristina Drye & Adam Dubard emoted on behalf of thousands of USAID employees who have been terminated, but neither Kristina nor Adam was actually an employee of USAID. Clever word parsing and dishonest editing conveyed otherwise. [Buck] Maori people in New Zealand reject LBGT message and stage counter parade. [dri] Poll: Kamala "Coconut Tree" Harris is frontrunner for California governor Come on I want you to do it I want you to do it Axios focus group: 11 out of 11 swing voters support Trump and Musk's actions, particularly their cuts to the federal budget Axios notes that voters aren't buying the newest Dem op, which claims that the 100-billionaire Musk spent millions to get Trump elected so that he could raid the Social Security office and steal $700 checks from grandmas. For some reason! lol, eat a dick, Axios Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Girl Band Edition Just close your eyes and then remember/ The thoughts you've locked away/ When tomorrow comes you'll wish/ You had today They're like the London Boys of girlpop The Spectator Index @spectatorindex BREAKING: Reuters reports that 'mass firings' of US government employees has begun I just realized that Monday is President's Day. I'm going to work a half-day. I'll post stuff but probably on an 80-90 minute schedule, unless it's a big news day. This Drumpf character is wearing me out!!! Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Historian and pundit Michael Walsh to discuss the new American psyche, Gaza, Men and Women and how they are different, and more! Trump to rude witchface ct Kaitlin Collins: "Excuse me, we haven't asked you to speak yet" Update: Trump pummels a female CNN reporter who sounds like Barbra-Streisand-nosed Kaitlin Collins Her "question" -- her declaration thinly disguised as a question -- is that Russia could just withdraw its troops from Ukraine, so why do we need peace negotiations? Well, Genius, because armies that are winning do not just walk away without getting the losing army to give them something. It's so fing stupid. I think they're all autistic. RFKJr sworn in as Secretary of MAHA Maxine Waters explains why she doesn't want Musk auditing the Grifter Government: "We don't know what they have on us" Even the devil sometimes tells the truth Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley NEWS Sen Judic Cmte advanced Kash Patel's nomination to be FBI Dir 12-10 Senate floor vote comes next Brooke Rollins was confirmed as SecAg by big margin, like 74-26 or something like that If Trump pulls this off, he'll have an excellent chance to be snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize! -- Posted by: Don Black Paul Rudd and Tim Robinson -- the "Hot Dog Meme" guy from I Think You Should Leave Now* -- star in a new comedy movie Puppet interviews a veritable brain trust of leftwing white women about which party is pro-crime and which party is anti-crime Joe Rogan: Autism Capital @AutismCapital JOE ROGAN: "People are worried that Elon is going to steal everyone's money. He has $400B. Elon's not going to steal your money. That's not what he's doing. He's a super genius that has been fked with. When you've been fked with by these nitwits that hide behind 3-letter agencies, and you're dealing with one of the smartest people alive helping Donald Trump get into office and find out what corruption is really going on, you fked up. You fked up and picked the wrong psychopath on the spectrum. He's going to hunt you down and find out what's going on, and that's good for everybody. That's how you should be looking at this, like 'Wow, we have a brilliant mind examining these really corrupt and goofy systems and bringing in a bunch of psychopath wizards." Full Trump/Musk press grilling Recent Comments Grump928(C): "I never got over mucho grande dinero. ..." BignJames: "CAN the Senate expel members, as the House can? I ..." Bulg: "Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth What's the matt ..." Sebastian Melmoth: "The President of the Federation in the 29th centur ..." Supply Chain Woes: "With Tank Abrams, Fani Willis, and Nathan Wade all ..." Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! : " 'Member dis? https://tinyurl.com/tzv382x6 ..." Elric Blade: "Stacey "Big Bopper" Abrams is a supermodel, don't ..." LinusVanPelt : "The government is one big money laundering grift o ..." Our Country is Screwed: "19 My mistake... the FBI agents are being relocate ..." Grump928(C): "[i]How DARE you besmirch the reputation of such a ..." NR Pax: "She was fighting the gender pay gap and taking it ..." Sebastian Melmoth: "My mistake... the FBI agents are being relocated t ..." 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A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty. The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility The Dowd-O-Matic! 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