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Elton John Slams Madonna for Lip-SynchingEven a broken clock wearing a duck costume is right twice a day: LONDON (Reuters) - Pop veteran Elton John has taken a foul-mouthed swipe at Madonna, saying she cheats her fans by miming on stage.
posted by Ace at 04:35 PM
Commentshahaha I love it. Though I still have the dustin hoffman tootsie thing in my mind. About Elton, it is obvious he need a Midol. He has been feeling a tad bloated lately. He reminds me of Mugatu(Will Ferrel) in Derek Zoolander. Hysterical. Literally. Posted by: Jennifer on October 4, 2004 04:43 PM
Madonna deserves to be smacked in the face. Just a personal opinion. Good for Elton Posted by: zach on October 4, 2004 05:01 PM
You better double-check that picture. I'm pretty sure that's Teresa Heinz Kerry frightening some kid. I've seen other rent pictures of Elton and all I could think was "Hey, isn't that Milo Bloom?" Posted by: zonker on October 4, 2004 05:04 PM
Wasn't Elton the last one to see Kiki Dee before she came up missing? Posted by: Noel on October 4, 2004 05:16 PM
Anyone who has ever heard Madonna actually sing live would never insist that she resume it. Posted by: Johnny Walker Red on October 4, 2004 05:25 PM
Since I'm the only homo who hasn't seen Madonna in concert, I can't comment on her lips. I'm glad to know she doesn't criticize other artists, after the BITCHY things she said about younger/hotter singer & actual actress J-Lo Posted by: jeff on October 4, 2004 08:51 PM
Zonker, I know. It's a little joke. Posted by: ace on October 4, 2004 10:55 PM
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