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Elton John Slams Madonna for Lip-SynchingEven a broken clock wearing a duck costume is right twice a day: LONDON (Reuters) - Pop veteran Elton John has taken a foul-mouthed swipe at Madonna, saying she cheats her fans by miming on stage.
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Commentshahaha I love it. Though I still have the dustin hoffman tootsie thing in my mind. About Elton, it is obvious he need a Midol. He has been feeling a tad bloated lately. He reminds me of Mugatu(Will Ferrel) in Derek Zoolander. Hysterical. Literally. Posted by: Jennifer on October 4, 2004 04:43 PM
Madonna deserves to be smacked in the face. Just a personal opinion. Good for Elton Posted by: zach on October 4, 2004 05:01 PM
You better double-check that picture. I'm pretty sure that's Teresa Heinz Kerry frightening some kid. I've seen other rent pictures of Elton and all I could think was "Hey, isn't that Milo Bloom?" Posted by: zonker on October 4, 2004 05:04 PM
Wasn't Elton the last one to see Kiki Dee before she came up missing? Posted by: Noel on October 4, 2004 05:16 PM
Anyone who has ever heard Madonna actually sing live would never insist that she resume it. Posted by: Johnny Walker Red on October 4, 2004 05:25 PM
Since I'm the only homo who hasn't seen Madonna in concert, I can't comment on her lips. I'm glad to know she doesn't criticize other artists, after the BITCHY things she said about younger/hotter singer & actual actress J-Lo Posted by: jeff on October 4, 2004 08:51 PM
Zonker, I know. It's a little joke. Posted by: ace on October 4, 2004 10:55 PM
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He was their living lawn jockey, period. They won't say that 'cause they're sensitive and down with his struggle and all. He was there to appease and flatter their sense of being uplifters of the oppressed. In truth, he served as their living lawn jockey -- no more, no less, and unworthy of even a second thought on their part. Tokenism, pure and simple.-- Krebs v Carnot
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