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October 04, 2004

Elton John Slams Madonna for Lip-Synching

Even a broken clock wearing a duck costume is right twice a day:

LONDON (Reuters) - Pop veteran Elton John has taken a foul-mouthed swipe at Madonna, saying she cheats her fans by miming on stage.

But the American pop superstar was swift to rubbish his accusation, saying she does not lip-synch or criticise other artists.

While collecting a song-writing award from Q music magazine in London on Monday, John suddenly launched into a tirade against Madonna when he discovered she had been nominated for Best Live Act.

"Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay 75 pounds to see them should be shot," John said in reference to ticket prices for Madonna's Reinvention tour.

"Madonna, best f***ing live act? F*** off," said the singer renowned as much for his outrageous outbursts as he is for his outlandish outfits.

"Since when has lip-synching been live?" he asked.

He ended his outburst by saying: "That's me off her f***ing Christmas card list but do I give a toss? No."


Pop Diva Madonna.


Pop legend Sir Elton John, frightening unidentified child.


posted by Ace at 04:35 PM
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hahaha I love it. Though I still have the dustin hoffman tootsie thing in my mind.

About Elton, it is obvious he need a Midol. He has been feeling a tad bloated lately. He reminds me of Mugatu(Will Ferrel) in Derek Zoolander. Hysterical. Literally.

Posted by: Jennifer on October 4, 2004 04:43 PM

Madonna deserves to be smacked in the face. Just a personal opinion. Good for Elton

Posted by: zach on October 4, 2004 05:01 PM

You better double-check that picture. I'm pretty sure that's Teresa Heinz Kerry frightening some kid.

I've seen other rent pictures of Elton and all I could think was "Hey, isn't that Milo Bloom?"

Posted by: zonker on October 4, 2004 05:04 PM

Wasn't Elton the last one to see Kiki Dee before she came up missing?

Posted by: Noel on October 4, 2004 05:16 PM

Anyone who has ever heard Madonna actually sing live would never insist that she resume it.

Posted by: Johnny Walker Red on October 4, 2004 05:25 PM

Since I'm the only homo who hasn't seen Madonna in concert, I can't comment on her lips.

I'm glad to know she doesn't criticize other artists, after the BITCHY things she said about younger/hotter singer & actual actress J-Lo

Posted by: jeff on October 4, 2004 08:51 PM

Zonker,

I know. It's a little joke.

Posted by: ace on October 4, 2004 10:55 PM
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