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NeverTrump Nebraska Congressman Don Bacon throws in the towel, won't seek reelection in 2026
I wonder if he's the one who complained about the BBB imposing work requirements on able-bodied adults without children for Medicaid.

Brian Kohberger agrees to plea deal to avoid death penalty, confesses to murdering all four Idaho college students

Somehow Jim Cramer still has a job

The identity of the Idaho firefighter killer has been released: a 20-year-old named Wes Roley

Another blacklisted professor wins big in court [CBD]

Ever Wonder How The Woke Left Can Be So Obviously Hypocritical And Automatically Reject All Opposing Facts? Below are four short 5 minute videos of author Melanie Phillips explaining why. The Disturbing Logic Of The Left.*** The Psychology Behind Why the WOKE Left Can't Win Arguments.*** The Bizarre Union of Woke and Jihad.*** Truth is a Right Wing Concept. [dri]

Sabine Hossenfelder has questions about new paper being spread by the media that there are three time dimensions to match with the three spatial dimensions

Wow, Katie Perry is having a rough couple of years: like her career, her engagement to Orlando Bloom is now over
The Trump Curse strikes again. She went from an apolitical ditz to a Hillary Clinton Crusader in 2016 and her career bottomed out like Hillary Clinton's blood sugar level after a weekend of vodka and self-pity. The Trump Curse even follows you into space, yo. Or at least into the lower upper atmosphere.

On June 27, 2024, the American people finally saw the full extent of Joe Biden's Childhood Stutter.

One year ago, Biden bravely and selflessly re-ignited his Childhood Stutter at a debate so that America could have Trump again as President

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click, I Can't Believe It's Not Night Ranger Edition
If you would just be sensible
You'd find me indispensable
I pray deep down to destiny
That it places you with me
Whoa, wanting you here in the sheets
Wandering around incomplete
Waiting so long
I'm pretty sure I've linked this before but it's a banger.

Megyn Kelly runs the tape of CNN's new superstar propaganist Natasha Betrand constantly pushing fake "dossier" stories and even "fantasizing" fictional dreams of what more stories may be coming... and of course she was also the go-to stenographer for Biden's "51 intelligence officers" false planted story

Republican running for Mitch McConnell's seat literally trashes him in new ad

It's the anniversary of the Biden debate debacle.
Biden's senility becomes undeniable.
The Democrats pronounced that he had clearly triumphed in the debate.
How CNN reported Biden's "intense" debate prep before the debate and then after.
Amy Klobuchar predicted victory.
The Washington Examiner looks back at the Night of Great Stuttering.

Ron DeSantis: I'm going to fund my "Alligator Alcatraz" for illegal alien criminals using the money Biden set aside to put illegals up in 5-star hotels

Kari Lake, just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you pull a stunt like this, and totally redeem yourself!!!
I think the Democrat is arguing that the political appointees should exercise no control over their rabidly communist VOA employees. This is what they're always arguing -- they stock the bureaucracy with literal communists and then claim that the voters should have no control over these unfirable radicals. Lake offers a for-instance that will appeal to this Democrat of allegedly-suspect bedroom guests.

Senator Rounds invites Trump to "an appreciation event like you've never seen" at the Sturgis Bike Rally
Obviously Trump should go.

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Lalo Schifrin, the composer behind the iconic 'Mission: Impossible' theme and many more film and TV scores, dies at 93.

This post will self-destruct in five seconds.

Chuck Schumer hospitalized after experiencing "lightheadness" while attempting to diagram a Kamala Harris sentence
Wait, it says he was supposedly working out at the gym. Sure, whatev's. Maybe he had a fight with Harry Reid's exercise bands.

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You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

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Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

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Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups Texas MoMe 2025: 10/17/2025-10/18/2025 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info	« A Marathon of Googling \| Main \| Pew, Battleground Still Show Bush Ahead » October 04, 2004 Elton John Slams Madonna for Lip-Synching Even a broken clock wearing a duck costume is right twice a day: LONDON (Reuters) - Pop veteran Elton John has taken a foul-mouthed swipe at Madonna, saying she cheats her fans by miming on stage. But the American pop superstar was swift to rubbish his accusation, saying she does not lip-synch or criticise other artists. While collecting a song-writing award from Q music magazine in London on Monday, John suddenly launched into a tirade against Madonna when he discovered she had been nominated for Best Live Act. "Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay 75 pounds to see them should be shot," John said in reference to ticket prices for Madonna's Reinvention tour. "Madonna, best f*ing live act? F* off," said the singer renowned as much for his outrageous outbursts as he is for his outlandish outfits. "Since when has lip-synching been live?" he asked. He ended his outburst by saying: "That's me off her f**ing Christmas card list but do I give a toss? No." Pop Diva Madonna.* Pop legend Sir Elton John, frightening unidentified child. posted by Ace at 04:35 PM Comments hahaha I love it. Though I still have the dustin hoffman tootsie thing in my mind. About Elton, it is obvious he need a Midol. He has been feeling a tad bloated lately. He reminds me of Mugatu(Will Ferrel) in Derek Zoolander. Hysterical. Literally. Posted by: Jennifer on October 4, 2004 04:43 PM Madonna deserves to be smacked in the face. Just a personal opinion. Good for Elton Posted by: zach on October 4, 2004 05:01 PM You better double-check that picture. I'm pretty sure that's Teresa Heinz Kerry frightening some kid. I've seen other rent pictures of Elton and all I could think was "Hey, isn't that Milo Bloom?" Posted by: zonker on October 4, 2004 05:04 PM Wasn't Elton the last one to see Kiki Dee before she came up missing? Posted by: Noel on October 4, 2004 05:16 PM Anyone who has ever heard Madonna actually sing live would never insist that she resume it. Posted by: Johnny Walker Red on October 4, 2004 05:25 PM Since I'm the only homo who hasn't seen Madonna in concert, I can't comment on her lips. I'm glad to know she doesn't criticize other artists, after the BITCHY things she said about younger/hotter singer & actual actress J-Lo Posted by: jeff on October 4, 2004 08:51 PM Zonker, I know. It's a little joke. Posted by: ace on October 4, 2004 10:55 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Podcast: The shit sandwich of a spending bill that the Senate wants us to eat, NYC is screwed, the military rebounds, Iran may be stuck in its Mullah nightmare, and much more! NeverTrump Nebraska Congressman Don Bacon throws in the towel, won't seek reelection in 2026 I wonder if he's the one who complained about the BBB imposing work requirements on able-bodied adults without children for Medicaid. Brian Kohberger agrees to plea deal to avoid death penalty, confesses to murdering all four Idaho college students Somehow Jim Cramer still has a job The identity of the Idaho firefighter killer has been released: a 20-year-old named Wes Roley Another blacklisted professor wins big in court [CBD] Ever Wonder How The Woke Left Can Be So Obviously Hypocritical And Automatically Reject All Opposing Facts? Below are four short 5 minute videos of author Melanie Phillips explaining why. The Disturbing Logic Of The Left.* The Psychology Behind Why the WOKE Left Can't Win Arguments.* The Bizarre Union of Woke and Jihad.* Truth is a Right Wing Concept. [dri] Sabine Hossenfelder has questions about new paper being spread by the media that there are three time dimensions to match with the three spatial dimensions Wow, Katie Perry is having a rough couple of years: like her career, her engagement to Orlando Bloom is now over The Trump Curse strikes again. She went from an apolitical ditz to a Hillary Clinton Crusader in 2016 and her career bottomed out like Hillary Clinton's blood sugar level after a weekend of vodka and self-pity. The Trump Curse even follows you into space, yo. Or at least into the lower upper atmosphere. On June 27, 2024, the American people finally saw the full extent of Joe Biden's Childhood Stutter. One year ago, Biden bravely and selflessly re-ignited his Childhood Stutter at a debate so that America could have Trump again as President Forgotten 80s Mystery Click, I Can't Believe It's Not Night Ranger Edition If you would just be sensible You'd find me indispensable I pray deep down to destiny That it places you with me Whoa, wanting you here in the sheets Wandering around incomplete Waiting so long I'm pretty sure I've linked this before but it's a banger. Megyn Kelly runs the tape of CNN's new superstar propaganist Natasha Betrand constantly pushing fake "dossier" stories and even "fantasizing" fictional dreams of what more stories may be coming... and of course she was also the go-to stenographer for Biden's "51 intelligence officers" false planted story Republican running for Mitch McConnell's seat literally trashes him in new ad It's the anniversary of the Biden debate debacle. Biden's senility becomes undeniable. The Democrats pronounced that he had clearly triumphed in the debate. How CNN reported Biden's "intense" debate prep before the debate and then after. Amy Klobuchar predicted victory. The Washington Examiner looks back at the Night of Great Stuttering. Ron DeSantis: I'm going to fund my "Alligator Alcatraz" for illegal alien criminals using the money Biden set aside to put illegals up in 5-star hotels Kari Lake, just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you pull a stunt like this, and totally redeem yourself!!!** I think the Democrat is arguing that the political appointees should exercise no control over their rabidly communist VOA employees. This is what they're always arguing -- they stock the bureaucracy with literal communists and then claim that the voters should have no control over these unfirable radicals. Lake offers a for-instance that will appeal to this Democrat of allegedly-suspect bedroom guests. Senator Rounds invites Trump to "an appreciation event like you've never seen" at the Sturgis Bike Rally Obviously Trump should go. LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Lalo Schifrin, the composer behind the iconic 'Mission: Impossible' theme and many more film and TV scores, dies at 93. This post will self-destruct in five seconds. Chuck Schumer hospitalized after experiencing "lightheadness" while attempting to diagram a Kamala Harris sentence Wait, it says he was supposedly working out at the gym. Sure, whatev's. Maybe he had a fight with Harry Reid's exercise bands. Recent Comments NemoMeImpuneLacessit[/i][/b][/u][/s]: "The transition to horseless carriages was a welcom ..." Ben Had: "JackStraw, Run with the Horsemen, not a book abo ..." nurse ratched: "I’ve only really ridden trail horses until C ..." Itinerant Alley Butcher: "All these horse stories make me glad cars were inv ..." Its Go Time Donald: "So every person on the planet is now part of a cla ..." PabloD: "Horses: 1000 lbs. and a brain the size of a tennis ..." NemoMeImpuneLacessit[/i][/b][/u][/s]: "The operation on the plushie is totally staged and ..." Blonde Morticia: " omg rukm? Elizabeth Holmes's husband is raisi ..." NemoMeImpuneLacessit[/i][/b][/u][/s]: "A friend of mine who worked for the University bac ..." 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Elton John Slams Madonna for Lip-Synching