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September 24, 2004

Dueling Billionaires

John Kerry says Bush missed his opportunity to capture Osama Bin Ladin; the "refreshing, candid," courageous billionairess Terezzza says we've already captured him.

Look, call it fifties sexism or whatnot, but there was a reason Ricky wouldn't let Lucy in the band.


posted by Ace at 07:55 PM
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I think she be giving a daily press conference to further the cause of her husband's campaign. I would watch just for the entertainment factor.

Posted by: Jennifer on September 24, 2004 08:02 PM

I was speaking ebonics, let me try again, "I think she should be giving a daily press conference..."

Brain fart...

Posted by: Jennifer on September 24, 2004 08:03 PM

I don't see the contradiction.

See, UBL will appear before election day because the Rove-Cheney cabal will produce him. Bush missed him because he's nothing but the chimpy-puppet-pawn, remember?

/alcoa headgear

Posted by: Brian B on September 24, 2004 08:39 PM

I don't really get why a candidate's wife needs to be making speeches, etc. I mean, she shouldn't be like Dean's wife, completely absent from the campaign but she should be like any executive's wife, only marginally involved.

Posted by: Karol on September 24, 2004 08:48 PM

Ace, I'm actually kind of worried about this. Kerry's hail-Mary campaign strategy is now predicated upon the assumption that there WILL be a terrorist attack upon the United States before the election. That's why they're building up on this big "Bush didn't get Osama/he distracted us from the real war on al-Qaeda" kick.

And I think it's strategically a smart thing to do. After all, we're all fairly certain that al-Qaeda WILL attack right before the election, in the hopes of swinging it to Kerry. And Kerry knows that too, so he's trying to prepare his campaign to take advantage of that. Why should we assume that it won't be effective? What if Kerry's argument that "we were distracted from the REAL fight and now Americans have died because of Bush's criminal war" DOES work in a post-attack scenario?

I consider an attack to be 100% likely. And almost 100% likely to be successful. And I worry that Bush hasn't done enough to insulate himself against the political fallout from one. What if al-Qaeda manages to succeed in getting Kerry into office because of this new strategy of Kerry's?

Posted by: Jeff B. on September 24, 2004 09:20 PM

I just hope Yoko doesn't come between him and Edwards.

Posted by: Johnny Walker Red on September 24, 2004 09:30 PM

Is it just me, or is Allawi a dead ringer for Tony Soprano, especially when he smiles?

Posted by: bugaha on September 24, 2004 10:40 PM

Seriously guys, I know that Ace's site is kryptonite for DUmmies, but could we stop giving away the VRWC secrets? Repeat after me everyone, "Karl Rove does not control my mind or anyone else's. And especially not Ter-ay-za's or Dan Rathers."

Next you'll be giving away the secret about the mind ray being able to penetrate up to 1/4" of alumin...er, yeah, no more VRWC secrets.

Posted by: Brett on September 24, 2004 10:44 PM

Well, I don't know about you, but I think we should heed the words of this loose-screw tycooness. I mean, after all, she's rich right? Doesn't that make her special or something?

Posted by: Dan-O on September 25, 2004 07:41 AM

Dan-O, good point. After all, Americans (unike Europeans) show a slavish adherence to a class system where the aristocracy are automatically respected and revered.

You're right. Teresa should speak more often and give the lower classes someone to worship (snicker).

Posted by: lauraw on September 25, 2004 10:11 AM

Ace--

I made the comment on Friday (http://garfieldridge.blogspot.com/2004/09/teresa-heinz-kerry-continues-her-hit.html)

"What Heinz Kerry is arguing is that President Bush is a failure for not finding Osama, but Bush shouldn't find Osama because, well, dang it, he needs to be a failure in order for her husband to become President.

Hey, if President Bush showed up Sunday in the Rose Garden with a shackled Bin Laden in tow, most Americans would rightly say "Well, that took long enough-- but good on you!" And if he got more votes because of it, that's fair and square, because, gee, BUSH FOUND BIN LADEN. If failure must be punished, shouldn't success be rewarded?

People who push the "October Surprise" theory are saying, "Dang it, Bush is winning the war?!? How the hell are we ever going to get into the White House if he keeps doing that?!?"

Cheers,
Dave
Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave on September 25, 2004 03:58 PM
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