| Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact
Ace:aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries
Getting close to that big anniversary: What and whom do you appreciate?
The Classical Saturday Coffee Break & Prayer Revival Daily Tech News 13 June 2026 Here Comes Johnny With His ONT In His Hand Fri-Yay Cafe The Weak Are Woke More: Graham Platner, Known to Have a Dick the Size of a Grain of Rice, Has Lied About Why He Has a Nazi Totenkopf on His Flabby Droopy Moob According To What Story He Thinks His Mark Wants to Hear Despite the Lies of the Biden Administration and Its Egregiously Dishonest Spokeswoman Jen Psaki, the US Did In Fact Use Taxpayer Money to Fund Bioweapon Labs Across the Globe, Including in Ukraine The Little Scottish Girl Smeared by the Left as a Racist Thug for Defending Her Sister Completely Vindicated as Bulgarian Brother and Sister Team Convicted of Assaulting and Making Sexual Remarks to a 12-Year-Old Child Democrat Lawmaker: If You Don't Give Us Reparations, We'll Stop Voting for Democrats Absent Friends
Captain Whitebread 2026
Jon Ekdahl 2026 Jay Guevara 2025 Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025 Jewells45 2025 Bandersnatch 2024 GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
Texas MoMe 2026: 10/16/2026-10/17/2026 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info |
« The Lie That Won't Die: Susan Estrich Peddles 8:59PM Time-Stamp Myth |
Main
| Dan Rather: Crazy Like a Fox? »
September 15, 2004
Top Ten CBS Statements Planned for Today10. "In order to correct perceived problems in how we handled this story as a news company, we are proud to announce we are bringing in a whole new team of highly-professional managers who've shown much greater skill in running an organization -- the Kerry campaign staff." 9. "The authenticity of the documents has now been conclusively proven by David Caruso of CSI: Miami." 8. "CBS is proud to announce that Wednesday's 60 Minutes II was actually the first episode of its new show, Punk'd! with Ashton Kutcher and Dan Rather." 7. "To demonstrate that CBS has no political bias whatsoever, we will immediately begin expressing our admiration for our 40th President by running our documentary The Reagans twice a week every week until the November election." 6. "In order to positively establish the authenticity of the memos, CBS will air a special one-hour episode of Crossing Over With John Edward; the famous mentalist will attempt to contact the ghost of Jerry Killian by asking a studio audience, 'I'm getting a W. Does anyone know a W? Is there a W somehow connected to all this?'" 5. "CBS News is announcing a new slogan: If your ratings are in the tank anyway, they might as well be in the tank for John Kerry; we've got John Tesh working on a jaunty jingle." 4. "Six Words: Dan Rather's Hawaiian Shirt Gonzo Fridays." 3. "In order to better serve our audience, we will soon be posting a second draft of the documents in question; we promise this corrected and clarified draft won't be proportionally spaced or have those superscript doohickeys everyone seems so bothered about." 2. "We're having so much damn fun with this crap, we've decided to libel General William Westmoreland again. Don't say you heard this from us, but just between you and me-- Westmoreland? Homo." ...and the Number One CBS Statement Planned for Today... 1. "You know that news-channel Al Gore was trying to create? Well guess what, Chief-- you're looking at it." posted by Ace at 02:31 PM
Comments
Not Edwards. :) Posted by: on September 15, 2004 02:35 PM
Thanks. I didn't know that. Posted by: ace on September 15, 2004 02:39 PM
Gawwwd I'm in stitches ACE! It would take Leterman's team weeks to come up with stuff this funny.. Took you half a day prolly. genius boy you are. Posted by: Arvin on September 15, 2004 02:42 PM
Actually, I don't think Rather's ratings are down, but have been up sharply this last week. But that is only because millions have tuned into Danny's show who ordinarily never watch him - because they are fascinated with potentially seeing the spectacle of Dan Rather finally cracking -going to pieces, gnawing on his arms till blood flows, live - on TV. I confess. I'm one of them. I cancelled a dinner reservation Tuesday so we could see if Tuesday was the day of Rather's melt down. Posted by: cedarford on September 15, 2004 02:43 PM
Letterman didn't shy away from NBC controversy about memos when he was over there (specifically, private ones being made public). What's he waiting for now that he's at CBS? Posted by: on September 15, 2004 02:44 PM
#8 reminds me of something I had been thinking - could they possibily be unveiling a new reality Candid Camera show? But I still haven't seen Allen Funt. Posted by: Phil on September 15, 2004 02:53 PM
That's because Funt is playing a trick on Killian - trying to convince him he's still alive. Posted by: The Black Republican on September 15, 2004 03:20 PM
Hey, I predicted several days ago they'd hold a seance to contact Killian in the beyond only to find the ghost was an imposter with only a vague knowledge of Killian's life. Posted by: Eric Pobirs on September 15, 2004 03:24 PM
i had actually read it as "crossing over with john edwards" even though it's been corrected; i've been predicting they're going to get sen. edwards to do his "i'm channelling a dead baby" routine with killian. Posted by: francisthegreat on September 15, 2004 03:48 PM
This is not the first of the many forgeries and lies from dan rather. As a vietnam vet. I remember the documentary on vietnam with the 6 alleged vets who came forward .....all of who when their milltary records were searched (via freedom of information act) were no where near any combat let alone atrocities that were allegeded Posted by: Emel Pruismann on September 15, 2004 04:13 PM
I suspect Letterman will rip Rather eventually. You have to remember that this story began to break Thursday.. He tapes his Thursday and Friday shows on Thursday evening and this week is in reruns, so next monday would really be his first chance. Posted by: Steve L. on September 15, 2004 04:15 PM
Post a comment
| The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines
Days before the woman was stabbed in the neck by a taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer, in the same general area, another taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer attacked a boy and bloodied his head with a brick.
What is the UK Regime's plan for protecting the citizens from the savage criminals they've foisted on the populace? They offer NONE. They do, however, have a plan for protecting the savage criminals from the citizens: The citizens must STAY CALM and not get angry and not share videos of citizens being attacked by savage criminals. The public keeps saying "protect us from the foreign savages you have imported against our wishes and over our objections" and the UK branch of The Regime keeps proposing plans to protect the foreign savages from the public. Soclose to what the public is demanding, just, you know, the complete opposite. Just a thought: Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about the public attacking the savage criminals if you actually introduced a plan to protect the public from the savage criminals. Maybe they wouldn't feel as if it was necessary for them to protect the public through self-help.
Courtney Subramiam, one of the "journalists" who "previewed" her questions for the decrepit and demented Biden so that he could "answer" it with a pre-scripted response, rewarded by promotion to president of the White House Press Corps
Bonchie You know what's really terrible? There are Daily Signal reporters in the press room. That's the Real Scandal Here!
English racist garbage-person who's on the wrong side of history warns the corrupt Regime that the people cannot take much more of this -- and won't take much more of this
The English have rebelled before.
You might think that movie critics by nature are effeminate and bitchy, but, did you know that grass is green and red peppers are red?
Odd 90s-Retro Susan Collins ad against the Nazi Hotchkiss "hobby farmer"
I like the throwback AOL style of the ad.
Seattle mayor shrugs off millionaire-tax concerns as 44% of business leaders consider leaving
It happens in all the blue states, but WA and Seattle will be different! [CBD] Mary Margaret Olohan
Oof. Reviewers do not like Scary Movie 6. The criticism I keep hearing is that the movie mistakes a reference for an actual joke. The movie (they say) keeps Key Jangling a reference to another movie (or some other pop culture ephemera) and you expect there to be a joke but nope, the Key Jangle was the joke. Other reviewers say that the promise that "no lines will be uncrossed" is a fake-out, and that the movie is bland and inoffensively corporate.
Whoops! I posted about Dan Goldman losing the NY congressional primary. He might do that, but it won't be tonight -- the primary isn't held until June 23.
One race to keep an eye on: the Levi's heir nepo baby and egregious "Designated Liar" Dan Goldman -- one of the Democrats from a safe district Democrats send out to spread their most indefensible lies -- may actually lose his lower Manhattan/Brooklyn set due to, get this, antisemitism in the Democrat primary electorate.
Antisemitism? In the anti-Nazi Democrat Party? Sounds crazy, I know, but apparently the anti-Nazi Party wants to eliminate Jews. Henry Rosoff Oh my Totenkopf Tattoo, that is a DRUBBING! I'm usually very anti-antisemitism but if the Communist Antisemite Jihadists can pull this one off, Go Communist Antisemite Jihadists, Go!
Democrat Senator Rueben Gallego, who served his wife with divorce papers when she was nine months pregnant so that he could marry his side-piece, counsels us that we should not judge Graham Platner for his infidelity because these things are personal matters, Racists:
Sahil Kapur I like that he says that it's okay that Graham Platner sexted 12 different women within months of marrying the woman to sponge off her because he wasn't then "living a political life" -- the clear meaning being, "We all cheat, we just don't cheat when we're running for office, and he didn't know he was running for office when he was sending dicpics to half the women he ran into." Except he was running: His own wife turned the sexts over to his campaign. And obviously Reuben Gallego didn't let his "political life" get in the way of his extramarital dating life: ![]() Recent Comments
AZ deplorable moron:
"The horde and their needs are in my prayers. ..."
gKWVE: "Florida thrift store finds human skull among donat ..." runner: "Well, it was just taking up space in the closet. ..." Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy[/s] [/i] [/u] [/b]: "Well, it was just taking up space in the closet. ..." Yudhishthira's Dice: "Michelle Obama is a big whiner who wants everyone ..." bear with asymmetrical balls: "In fairness to Michelle, her kids are also Obamas ..." [/i][/b][/u][/s]muldoon, who doesn't want to grow up: "It's a real challenge at the grocery store when yo ..." Sheriff Bart: "You can only drink and screw so much. Posted by: ..." [/i][/b][/u][/s]muldoon, who doesn't want to grow up: "The feds just have no idea how expensive it is to ..." Heroq: "Lot of people regret having kids. But most of them ..." Sharon(willow's apprentice): "Michelle Obama never earned a single thing in her ..." Heroq: "Michelle Obama is pathetic… how can you say ..." Bloggers in Arms
RI Red's Blog! Behind The Black CutJibNewsletter The Pipeline Second City Cop Talk Of The Town with Steve Noxon Belmont Club Chicago Boyz Cold Fury Da Goddess Daily Pundit Dawn Eden Day by Day (Cartoon) EduWonk Enter Stage Right The Epoch Times Grim's Hall Victor Davis Hanson Hugh Hewitt IMAO Instapundit JihadWatch Kausfiles Lileks/The Bleat Memeorandum (Metablog) Outside the Beltway Patterico's Pontifications The People's Cube Powerline RedState Reliapundit Viking Pundit WizBang Some Humorous Asides
Kaboom!
Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president. A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty. The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility The Dowd-O-Matic! The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Archives
|