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September 14, 2004

Jaw-Slackening Arrogance; Mind-Blasting Irony

Go here.

Go to the second item. The one about Laura Bush.

Read what CBS News has to say about her belief that the memos are forgeries.

Make sure you're in a chair that will hold your body comfortably in case you faint from open-mouthed shock.

I'll wait.


posted by Ace at 07:45 PM
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Holy freaking crap.

That's not arrogance.

Just a bunch of assholes trying to cover their mistakes.

Posted by: Slubgob on September 14, 2004 07:50 PM

Pardon my french, by the way. That made me angry.

Posted by: Slubgob on September 14, 2004 08:04 PM

Tomorrow morning CBS will be absolutely crucified in major editorials. There will be a near mutiny at CBS. Dan will hunker down in his bunker. They will have to send armed guards to remove him.

Oh yeah, and the never of Laura Bush to provide no evidence of her claims. If I were George, I slap her playfully on the butt.

Posted by: John S on September 14, 2004 08:07 PM

edit: nerve for "never."

I was typing too fast. I am really ticked off at CBS. I am hoping that the dozens (if not scores) of important employees there who know what's going on will act with integrity. Internal pressure at CBS is very important.

Posted by: John S on September 14, 2004 08:10 PM

CBS has reduced itself to a nitche media outlet and is playing to its vanishingly small audience. Don't look too hard for a mutiny -- they're down to a core group of true believers.

The fact is, except for the controversy surrounding the FACT that the documents are forged, NOBODY outside of the tiny fringe of Bush haters cared about these documents. CBS knows its customer base, and is playing to it.

Posted by: fretless on September 14, 2004 08:16 PM

If Morley Safer and Mike Wallace don't perform an intervention with Dan soon, he's going to show up for work dressed as Napolean and report on the air that Wellington has surrendered.

Posted by: Johnny Walker Red on September 14, 2004 08:17 PM

Crap, Johnny. You just made me spit red wine onto my keyboard.

Time to open photoshop...

Posted by: Slubgob on September 14, 2004 08:25 PM

"Laura Bush failed to offer any evidence because Dan Rather stuffed a chloroform-filled rag in her mouth just as she was about to speak. Rather was immediately killed by the Secret Service in a hail of bullets from actual 'assault weapons.' I'm John Roberts, CBS Evening News anchor, signing off."

Posted by: hobgoblin on September 14, 2004 08:37 PM

they've killed Jabba the Hut!

Posted by: OneDrummer on September 14, 2004 08:52 PM

This is exactly what I hate about TV shows, it happens all the time on Days of our Lives. Any time there's a death scene, it goes ON and ON and ON and ON. You feel so sorry for the poor actor stuck in a hospital bed for weeks on end, making death rattles and looking wan. Someone tell CBS this Dan Rather death-scene ratings-grab is getting BORING. Just GO already.

Posted by: jeff on September 14, 2004 08:56 PM

Dan Rather's daughter leaked the fake memos, and Rather has provided no evidence that she didn't.

Posted by: Dan's Insane, Folks on September 14, 2004 09:10 PM

Anyone watch ABC tonight? Kerry Spot has a new post (via Cap'n Ed) about tonight's ABC news expose. They talked to two experts who had told CBS news that the memos were fake, before CBS ran with the story.

http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/archives/002515.php

Posted by: Trevor on September 14, 2004 09:46 PM

I forgot you're supposed to read a blog down to up. Sorry, Ace, I see now you're already on top of this.

Posted by: Trevor on September 14, 2004 09:49 PM

Lifting jaw from basement floor...

The post has moved, here is a pointer directly to the item.

Posted by: Qur'an Pundit on September 14, 2004 10:10 PM

Time for Cokie to dump John's sorry ass while she's still got her looks.

Posted by: Lloyd on September 15, 2004 03:32 PM
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