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September 14, 2004
Why Elect John Kerry if the Next French President Likes America?Crazy, I know, but maybe we ought to be more hopeful that the French change to be more helpful to us than the other way around. The Washington Times reports that the most likely next President of France is "the most 'American' French politician that this country has seen." Re-Elect George Bush Because we need a President who can get along with France. Thanks to Nick. PS: I'm blogging as much as I can on this Rather story because 1) it's huge 2) I'm interested in it 3) it's really huge 4) it has major ramifications for the future of politics and the media 5) seriously, I shit you not, it's huge 6) I'm getting crazy-filthy-dirty traffic from it and 7) honestly, I'm not jerking you around here, this son of a bitch is huge. I hope no one's getting overly bored at the single-minded nature of this blog at this point. I'm sure some aren't very interested, and I apologize for that; but I think we'll have some sort of first resolution within a week. posted by Ace at 04:59 PM
CommentsAce, rathergate:me:: Posted by: mark on September 14, 2004 05:04 PM
actually, i am sick and frickin' tired of it. I mean really can't we talk about something more interesting, like ME!!!!! Signed: Posted by: Jennifer on September 14, 2004 05:12 PM
Ace, keep going. You're right, this story is huge. It not only effects the election, but it goes after the msm. I'm thrilled with all of you - you, Allah, LGF, INDC, Powerline, all of you! Posted by: Dianna on September 14, 2004 05:12 PM
The only suggestion I'd make in that regard is nothing more about fonts and that sort of thing, unless some refutation begins. Otherwise, that issue has been decided as far as I'm concerned. More of it will yield little light. I don't even think any more evidence otherwise is needed that the memos are forgeries either. Not unless it's a bombshell. The fertile ground is taking down CBS/Rather (e.g., what's going on inside the besieged network tower?) and finding out where the memos came from. Also, did you take the "recent comments" off for a reason? I miss that because when I came here and you hadn't posted anything new I could still see where action is occurring. On some sites I don't care about the comments, but your site has exceptionally funny supporters even. Who told you that you were the only important guy on this stage? Joe? Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on September 14, 2004 05:15 PM
Posted by: JimO on September 14, 2004 05:25 PM
Nick, I took off comments because I got blitzed by dozens of breast enhancement spam comments. I want to put them back up, but I have to first find the code again. JimO, Nope. Posted by: ace on September 14, 2004 05:26 PM
You can stop talking about it when Dan Rather commits seppuku on national television right after he admits that he was running off copies of these fakes with John Kerry. Then you can talk about that. Posted by: Blacknimbus on September 14, 2004 05:28 PM
NK, in a forum down below Ace said he got too many spams in the recent comments section, so he turned it off. I really liked that feature too, and was willing to ignore the spams, and I agree that this is one of very very few sites where the posts are actually worth reading. But if it's a tradeoff between Ace posting more good stuff v. Ace taking time to police the spammers, well, there's an easy one. Posted by: See-Dubya on September 14, 2004 05:32 PM
Doh. Post overlap. Ace, you don't need to meet any girls. They'll just distract you from your calling in life, which, right now, is bringing us Rather's metaphorical head on a very funny silver charger. And none of this blogging in your pajamas. The guys get shirts! Posted by: See-Dub on September 14, 2004 05:36 PM
if someone can point me in the direction of the moveable type code for this feature, I'll gladly put it back up. Posted by: ace on September 14, 2004 05:40 PM
Ace: Don't worry. The. story. is. huge. Posted by: SWLiP on September 14, 2004 05:44 PM
Where, oh where, is Johnny Coldcuts when you need him? I imagine he has some thoughts on this subject that would be interesting. Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on September 14, 2004 05:46 PM
C'mon ace, admit it. You could have just written # 6 over and over and over. Rathergate should move you into the large mammal category, I think. Still, you're doing good work here. Allah's a little too standoffish on this (for good reason, he's being cited as a semi-mainstream source). We need our red-meat from somewhere . . . Posted by: hobgoblin on September 14, 2004 05:49 PM
I beg you not to diminish your commentary on this most excellent story. It is loved by many and we need our fixes. And I LOVE the eye of Sauron pic. That frikkin' rules!! Seriously, keep being obsessed. You're one of three blogs I'm checking regularly for updates. I'll kick yer ass if you get bored with Rathergate. Posted by: Rachel Lucas on September 14, 2004 05:55 PM
RE: that story about Sarkozy being an American bitch - they story is full of crap, and I sincerely believe the WaTi journalist made it up. Sarkozy is the archtype of a statist, Eutopian, triangulating politician, i.e. a typical French politician. Don't bet your grandpa's old socks on this guy. Posted by: Yours Digitally on September 14, 2004 06:01 PM
Rathergate should move you into the large mammal category, I think. You mean playful primate (I've been an LM for monhts), but yeah, I've got my fingers crossed. Trouble is, so many links are just garnered from the past week, and once they pass from the front page, I lose them, then drop back down. Posted by: ace on September 14, 2004 06:03 PM
I am absolutely loving this. I have never been so enthusiastic about a news story in my life.
Posted by: IgwanaRob on September 14, 2004 06:07 PM
The Contra Costa Times did a piece yesterday on the "allegedly forged documents." Today they had a happy little editorial in the Datebook section (beside the bit about some fellow with Lou Gherig's Disease) where they claimed is has yet to be determined whether there are significant gaps in the 60 Minutes story. Basically they blew it off. Anyhow, if it wasn't for you and the other bloggers nobody would be the wiser. All of which is just meant to say keep at it. Posted by: Justin R. on September 14, 2004 06:11 PM
I was actually hoping for a brief stint at large mammal for you. Guess you can't expect that Sullivan link, though, nor the Willis one, so that probably knocks you out of the running for large status. But ace, you also assume that folks won't stick around and keep linking for your rapier like wit and incisive commentary. Seriously, this is great exposure. Hope it lasts and makes you feel all happy (in a non-ghey way, of course). Posted by: hobgoblin on September 14, 2004 06:12 PM
You're right, it *is* huge. This guy has been making up stories so long that he actually believes them. I may spend my weekend sending email to CBS & its advertisers. (Or I might not.) Posted by: Bostonian on September 14, 2004 06:12 PM
that first sentence was a joke, for those sarcasm-impaired friends. Posted by: hobgoblin on September 14, 2004 06:13 PM
I'd like to hear what Johnny Coldcuts has to say about all of this. Posted by: fat kid on September 14, 2004 06:13 PM
So, this Rathergate story... is it Al Gore huge? Posted by: Ross on September 14, 2004 06:26 PM
I'm kinda leaning towards: "6) I'm getting crazy-filthy-dirty traffic from it" ;) NOT that there's anything wrong with that, you understand... Posted by: Ironbear on September 14, 2004 08:05 PM
Keep it up Ace. Posted by: Kerry Is Unelectable on September 14, 2004 09:46 PM
Jonah Goldberg nailed when he said he loved this story so much that if RatherGate were a chocolate sauce he would smear it all over his body and then playfully roll around in a pile of nougat. I so totally understand where he's coming from. ...ummmm nougat. Posted by: Ron C on September 14, 2004 10:23 PM
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