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August 31, 2004

No Link Between Saddam and Terrorism: Iraqi Intelligence Service Sleeper Agent Arrested in Chicago

That's Chicago, Illinois, and not, say, Chicago, Jordan or Chicago, Syria.

But there's no link between Saddam and terrorism. None. As Michael Moore's powerful, courageous film instructs us, the IIS spent all of its days flying beautiful kites for the delight of Iraqi children.

Coming Democratic Spin: Sleeping is not a threat. In fact, it's very healthful.


posted by Ace at 02:19 PM
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I question the timing.

Posted by: See-Dubya on August 31, 2004 05:53 PM

I timed your questioning.

Five seconds-- a new record.

Posted by: ace on August 31, 2004 05:54 PM

Michael Moore eats Iraqi children.

"Get in mah belleh!"

Posted by: zetetic on August 31, 2004 05:57 PM

Where was he on 9/11?

Posted by: RapidTransit on August 31, 2004 06:31 PM

Ace, you are on fire... not Rudy Giuliani fire, but fire none the less.

zetetic:

LOL, OMG, LOL

Posted by: Birkel on August 31, 2004 07:15 PM

poker me up

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