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Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
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It happened forever, for a short time
A place for a moment, an end to dream
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One summer never ends, one summer never began
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The Doors' original version of "Enter Sandman"

TJM explores the films of William Friedkin, director of The Exorcist.

An Update about Grammie Winger:
She is doing poorly...she is in the hospital and is having a tough go of it. She would love to hear from you folks, so anyone who would like to contact her is welcome to her address! Please contact Bluebell at moroncookbook@gmail.com for her contact info. (I expect her local post office to be furious with us!)
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TJM definitively ranks the films of Terrence Malick.

"Profoundly Awful:" James Gunn's new Supergirl is a Hot Krypton Mess

Podcast: Sefton and CBD commiserate about the NYC primaries and whether the contagion will spread, J.D. Vance is becoming a cypher, Texas Antifa gets a wake-up call, and more!

Trump will present the trophy for the World Cup, and lunatic cultists will not be happy

pRiDe Month's shameful record so far

TJM tries to convince you to watch Terrence Malick films. He probably fails.

Texas antifa cell ringleader sentenced to 100 years in federal prison over terrorism attack [CBD]

Department of Energy Announces American Nuclear Supply Chain Loans
$17.5B is a good start. Now add two zeroes to that number! [CBD]

It's finally legal for kids to play pinball in South Carolina
It is the end times! [CBD]

TJM discusses the Martin Scorsese film Hugo

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NEW: Just heard something extraordinary from a former White House official who worked with former National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster in Trump45's NSC: "McMaster had weekly phone calls with George Soros. We have no idea why." Neither could be reached for comment.

Deport...Deport...Deport The F***ing Lot! A new UK anthem? [Hat Tip: S.E.] [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and Sefton dissect the Iran treaty but praise the great U.S. military, decry the deep state's influence on SAVE and FISA, talk marijuana and guns, mock the Northeast's racism, and Go Knicks!

Supreme Court Rules Habitual Marijuana Users Can Legally Own Firearms [CBD]

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Don Black: ">I am curious as to what Commandments 11 through 1 ..."

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Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _: "This heat wave is not letting up. And still have J ..."

Cro-Magnon Flounder, Disinformation Demon: "I'm reading the FBI had a Newsom inter circle memb ..."

Tom Servo: "Scott Bessent and Zell Miller are doing pretty awe ..."

Hokey Pokey: ""Wear a wire," to work off how many other cases? ..."

tcn in AK: "I should think one of those Commandments would be, ..."

TRex - racer dino: "183 T Rex race. They suck at high fives. Posted ..."

Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly: "One wonders what the FBI had on her to get her to ..."

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

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She would love to hear from you folks, so anyone who would like to contact her is welcome to her address! Please contact Bluebell at moroncookbook@gmail.com for her contact info. (I expect her local post office to be furious with us!) [CBD] TJM definitively ranks the films of Terrence Malick. "Profoundly Awful:" James Gunn's new Supergirl is a Hot Krypton Mess Podcast: Sefton and CBD commiserate about the NYC primaries and whether the contagion will spread, J.D. Vance is becoming a cypher, Texas Antifa gets a wake-up call, and more! Trump will present the trophy for the World Cup, and lunatic cultists will not be happy pRiDe Month's shameful record so far TJM tries to convince you to watch Terrence Malick films. He probably fails. Texas antifa cell ringleader sentenced to 100 years in federal prison over terrorism attack [CBD] Department of Energy Announces American Nuclear Supply Chain Loans $17.5B is a good start. Now add two zeroes to that number! [CBD] It's finally legal for kids to play pinball in South Carolina It is the end times! [CBD] TJM discusses the Martin Scorsese film Hugo Paul Sperry @paulsperry_ NEW: Just heard something extraordinary from a former White House official who worked with former National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster in Trump45's NSC: "McMaster had weekly phone calls with George Soros. We have no idea why." Neither could be reached for comment. Deport...Deport...Deport The F*ing Lot! A new UK anthem? [Hat Tip: S.E.] [CBD] Podcast*: CBD and Sefton dissect the Iran treaty but praise the great U.S. military, decry the deep state's influence on SAVE and FISA, talk marijuana and guns, mock the Northeast's racism, and Go Knicks! Supreme Court Rules Habitual Marijuana Users Can Legally Own Firearms [CBD] Recent Comments Berserker-Dragonheads Division: "Skydiving without a parachute? Shit, why not just ..." Rev. Wishbone: "The only video in that cluster that I could relate ..." 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Another Shock: Guantanamo Hearings "Designed to Convict"