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August 17, 2004

Instapundit Publishes Best Post Ever

Well, not really. But he does manage to link media bias, an attack on Walter "Ol' Crappypants" Cronkite, and an interview with Dungeons & Dragons co-creator E. Gary Gygax.*

If only he slipped in a cowbell or Paul Anka reference, I could just retire, knowing I'd never be able to top so high a bar.

* Geek Alert: Yes, I know I'm revealing that I know stuff I probably shouldn't. Noting that Gygax as the co-creator of D&D, and tossing in that obscure "E." first initial, marks me, quite indelibly, as Someone a Woman Should Almost Certainly Not Have Sex With Or, Just to Be On the Safe Side, Even Talk To.


posted by Ace at 06:01 PM
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Don't be so hard on yourself, tiger. I'm still waiting for you to return my calls. I want to use your shirt to wipe the spit off my monitor.

Posted by: Wonkette on August 17, 2004 06:21 PM

Do I have to write
In haiku form to get you
To acknowledge me?

Posted by: Wonkette on August 17, 2004 06:25 PM


I give you +100 Dork Points.

You have gained a level!

Posted by: cameo on August 17, 2004 06:31 PM

Funny, just this afternoon, I saw a picture of living room furniture from the Gary Gygax Collection:
  http://www.omodern.com/Eurobad/euro6.html
Hey, its a picture of bad decor from 1974 with rocks on the wall. How could I not think of Gary?


All the fun starts at:
  http://www.omodern.com/Eurobad/euro.html

Posted by: rich on August 17, 2004 06:54 PM

Pfft. Think you got it bad? I can tell you where to buy .pdfs of classic modules.

I - [hides face in hands] - actually purchased one last year.

It's deleted. Now. But the taint of my action remains and mocks me in moments of weakness.

Oh - and speaking of repulsing women: Remember Kathleen Anderton? She did a google search of her name and seems all in huff.

Posted by: ccwbass on August 17, 2004 06:55 PM

I give you +100 Dork Points.

You have gained a level!

Time to buy that Deck of Many Things...

Posted by: ace on August 17, 2004 06:56 PM

I was that girl that was talking to one of your sped (burnout) friends in high school that plays D&D with you.

You walked up and started talking to him, and then you both started D&D Speak with each other, all excited and shit. I looked at my girlfriend, we rolled our eyes, and got after-school jobs and dated older guys.

Long time ago...still don't get it. I don't know any girls that played.

Posted by: lauraw on August 17, 2004 08:30 PM

I played. Moreover, I'm not the only chick I know who did.

Posted by: Kerry on August 17, 2004 10:46 PM

I could never get a girl to play more than once. I suspect they all showed up one time because they liked a guy who played, but one session was enough to change all that.

Posted by: Sobek on August 17, 2004 11:22 PM

Um, Ace? Your cover's long been blown...

(I knew girls who played. But only ever met 'em at nerd camp(s).)

Posted by: someone on August 18, 2004 04:39 AM

I think the E. (and the cowbell) make you ultrasexy. Well, that and the penchant for butt sex.

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