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Running Down Some BlogsAmbient Irony has an excellent article on Europe's childishly insecure America-hating as well as a a link to a Chomsky-debunking book. I've got my own Chomsky-debunking book. It's written by Vincent "Vinny" Gambino, and it's called Everything That Guy Just Said Is Bullshit. It's two pages long. Between the Coasts has a link to the audio of Terezzzzza's broken-English "Dey wan' fourh mohre yeahs of helll." For the love of everything holy, she sounds like the rich-bitch cartoon heavy at the end of every Scooby Doo mystery. I gotta tell ya: I don't like this woman. As Josh Marshall would say: I will speak in greater detail about this when I deem it appropriate to do so. Jeff Goldstein angers me greatly by poaching in my blog-forest. Slapping up Filet-O-Fish now, Jeff? How dare you, you dirty bastard. Hat-tip on that one to Bill from INDC, wherever "INDC" is. Seriously: what the hell is that? I guess she's just a little too charming, candid, and refreshing for the podunk hillbillies that make up the American voting public. We don't get her witty, European-flavored sense of humor; "dey wanh fourhh morehh yeahs of hellll," while an extraordinary pun on the word "wanh," just flies over our neanderthal-heads. I'm a little tired of hearing her called "candid." She's "candid" because she's an idle-rich billionaire heiress who has never had any obligations to the public (such as actively running a company) which would require her to show a modicum of useful human tact. How many idle-rich billionaire heiresses aren't "candid"? It's not so much candor as an insufferable bitchiness borne of plutocratic arrogance. But I guess the New York Times and other liberal 527 organizations prefer the brevity of "candid." Trust me-- if any of you had a billion dollars and no more pressing responsibility than your weekly botox injections and lowering yourself to talk with your new-money trust-fund lawyers, you'd find yourself becoming more "candid" each day as well. I'm also sick of hearing that she can speak four or five languages. Well, maybe. But based on her English, I'm guessing she speaks none of them well. Did I happen to mention I don't like this woman? And I thought Arianna Huffington was annoying. posted by Ace at 02:12 PM
CommentsIt's descriptive and catchy, is what it is. And it's between IMAO and Instapundit on a blogroll. Posted by: Bill from INDC on August 4, 2004 02:17 PM
If I start acting more like THK, do I get a mention? Posted by: Da Goddess on August 4, 2004 02:23 PM
Hmmm..... TerAYzuh strikes me as more of a politically active Zha Zha Gabor than an Ari-in-a-huff-ington. Posted by: Brian B on August 4, 2004 02:31 PM
Sorry Ace. He bore false witness against me. And he lied to an innocent potato. I can't countenance such behavior. Posted by: Jeff G on August 4, 2004 02:35 PM
Da Goddess, Oh, please don't do that. Posted by: ace on August 4, 2004 02:40 PM
Come on Ace - stop being coy. Tell us what your really think of Tuhrayzzah Posted by: Enas Yorl on August 4, 2004 02:48 PM
As with the Kennedys, she's proof that money doesn't buy you class. Terezzza is just one step above Tonya Harding--who is also candid and quick with a retort. I doubt she "comes from money," btw. Posted by: rdbrewer on August 4, 2004 04:06 PM
I have a different attitude toward her. I don't think she's an arrogant bitch. I think she is fucking nuts and is abusing prescription pills. If she weren't so medicated, she would be even more candid and refreshing. Posted by: lauraw on August 4, 2004 05:32 PM
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