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August 04, 2004

Running Down Some Blogs

Ambient Irony has an excellent article on Europe's childishly insecure America-hating as well as a a link to a Chomsky-debunking book.

I've got my own Chomsky-debunking book. It's written by Vincent "Vinny" Gambino, and it's called Everything That Guy Just Said Is Bullshit. It's two pages long.

Balloon-Juice catches Filet-O-Fish dishonestly making a charge while conveniently "forgetting" to report the facts that disprove it entirely.

Son of Nixon mentioned this to me the other day, ironically enough: Kerry has a Nixonian "secret plan" to get us out of Saigon, err, Baghdad, by the end of his term.

The Belmont Club has a good post on a point I've tried to make before: that one of the most effective weapons in the terrorists' arsenal is the impulse of liberals to refuse to accept the intrusion of ugly reality into their let-a-smile-be-your-missile-shield fantasy world.

Between the Coasts has a link to the audio of Terezzzzza's broken-English "Dey wan' fourh mohre yeahs of helll." For the love of everything holy, she sounds like the rich-bitch cartoon heavy at the end of every Scooby Doo mystery.

I gotta tell ya: I don't like this woman.

As Josh Marshall would say: I will speak in greater detail about this when I deem it appropriate to do so.

Jeff Goldstein angers me greatly by poaching in my blog-forest. Slapping up Filet-O-Fish now, Jeff? How dare you, you dirty bastard.

Hat-tip on that one to Bill from INDC, wherever "INDC" is. Seriously: what the hell is that?

Florida Cracker reports that, believe it or not, the Kerry campaign is trying to muzzle the "charming, candid, and refreshing" Terezzzzza.

I guess she's just a little too charming, candid, and refreshing for the podunk hillbillies that make up the American voting public. We don't get her witty, European-flavored sense of humor; "dey wanh fourhh morehh yeahs of hellll," while an extraordinary pun on the word "wanh," just flies over our neanderthal-heads.

I'm a little tired of hearing her called "candid." She's "candid" because she's an idle-rich billionaire heiress who has never had any obligations to the public (such as actively running a company) which would require her to show a modicum of useful human tact.

How many idle-rich billionaire heiresses aren't "candid"? It's not so much candor as an insufferable bitchiness borne of plutocratic arrogance.

But I guess the New York Times and other liberal 527 organizations prefer the brevity of "candid."

Trust me-- if any of you had a billion dollars and no more pressing responsibility than your weekly botox injections and lowering yourself to talk with your new-money trust-fund lawyers, you'd find yourself becoming more "candid" each day as well.

I'm also sick of hearing that she can speak four or five languages. Well, maybe. But based on her English, I'm guessing she speaks none of them well.

Did I happen to mention I don't like this woman?

And I thought Arianna Huffington was annoying.

posted by Ace at 02:12 PM

Comments

It's descriptive and catchy, is what it is. And it's between IMAO and Instapundit on a blogroll.

Posted by: Bill from INDC on August 4, 2004 02:17 PM

If I start acting more like THK, do I get a mention?

Posted by: Da Goddess on August 4, 2004 02:23 PM

Hmmm..... TerAYzuh strikes me as more of a politically active Zha Zha Gabor than an Ari-in-a-huff-ington.

Posted by: Brian B on August 4, 2004 02:31 PM

Sorry Ace. He bore false witness against me. And he lied to an innocent potato. I can't countenance such behavior.

Posted by: Jeff G on August 4, 2004 02:35 PM

Da Goddess,

Oh, please don't do that.

Posted by: ace on August 4, 2004 02:40 PM

Come on Ace - stop being coy. Tell us what your really think of Tuhrayzzah

Posted by: Enas Yorl on August 4, 2004 02:48 PM

As with the Kennedys, she's proof that money doesn't buy you class. Terezzza is just one step above Tonya Harding--who is also candid and quick with a retort.

I doubt she "comes from money," btw.

Posted by: rdbrewer on August 4, 2004 04:06 PM

I have a different attitude toward her. I don't think she's an arrogant bitch. I think she is fucking nuts and is abusing prescription pills.

If she weren't so medicated, she would be even more candid and refreshing.

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Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?"
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"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source"
Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held.

Basil the Great
@BasilTheGreat

🚨ED MILIBAND [a Minister in Starmer's government] SAYS KEIR STARMER WILL RESIGN AS PRIME MINISTER

He has reportedly reassured Labour MP's that Starmer will be resigning following the disastrous results tonight

It's over

"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)

No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.

Only a cult does this.

Now they've lost 84%.

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If this continues Labour loses 2,148 seats tonight.

That is much worse than the worst case predictions I’ve seen.

Cataclysmic

Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.

Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...

The British Patriot
@TheBritLad

🚨 BREAKING: Labour have lost 80% of all seats contested as of 2:25 AM.<
br> If this continues, Keir Starmer will be out of office next week.

Reform has surged and projected to pick up between 1700-2100 seats.

Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing.
Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult.
Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending.

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Reform are basically wiping Labour out in the North. It's not a defeat. It's not even a rout. Labour are simply ceasing to exist.

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Tonight’s results are calamitous for Labour. Not just for Keir Starmer's leadership, but for the very future of the party

STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98.
Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years.
Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour
Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45
Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%.
I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens.
REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.

Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs.
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