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July 30, 2004

Kerry Rues Clues He May Lose Jews, Anew

You know what? Don't even bother reading this story. It's the same story, basically, that I've already linked and that you've already read six billion times.

Jews might go bigger for Bush. Yeah, maybe. Probably not. Sure. What-everrrrr.

I just like the headline.

Ignore everything in this post except the headline. That's a keeper.


posted by Ace at 03:59 PM
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So, I thought the Jooooooos were evil, why would Kerry want the Elders of Zion voting for him anyway? Wouldn't that taint him?

Posted by: Brian B on July 30, 2004 04:44 PM

"...could swing the election..."

I am so positively sick to death of that phrase. You know, if an election is won by 537 votes out of 100 million cast, every single tawdry special interest clique "swung the election". I can just see Tim Russert with his little dry marker board, all scribbled on:

So, you see Tom, this proves the election swung on the Tibetan Mooseherder's Castration Society vote. Kerry really went balls to the wall for them, and they came through for him!

Kids, get me another beer....

Posted by: The Black Republican on July 30, 2004 04:56 PM

Rues Clues, isn't that a PBS children's show?

Posted by: Dave Pasquino on July 30, 2004 05:44 PM

S'true.

Posted by: Brian B on July 30, 2004 06:06 PM

Subhead: Bad News gives John the Blues; Ignites Teresa's Fuse

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on July 30, 2004 06:28 PM

Off topic, but "The New Zoo Review" was a fine show. Giant gay frogs? What more can a kid ask for...?

Posted by: Jeff G on July 30, 2004 06:52 PM

Hey, check out the Quickview poll at CNN.com:
---------
To win the presidential election, what should be Sen. John Kerry's top priority?

- The war in Iraq
- National security
- The economy
- Values

---------

Perhaps I'm back into my "nitpick everything that even hints at media bias" mode, but isn't this formulation biased? It assumes the Democratic talking points that Iraq and "national security" are two distinct issues. While I can be all Kerry (so very!) and see the nuance there, I'm pretty sure war-supporting conservatives would see them both as the same issue.

Oh, that's right, I forgot-- Kerry told us that *homeland defense* is the first priority of national security. Too bad those first responders (brave men and women all) can't shoot terrorists first, ask questions later.

Anyways, I hope the Dems are consistent, and if they win they cut all funding for an AIDS vaccine-- no sense in actually *curing* diseases, not when you can always buy condoms, right? Same concept, right?

Dave
Arlington, Virginia

Posted by: Dave on July 30, 2004 07:02 PM

Off Topic:

Al-Jazeera's reporting that Zarqawi's been captured here: [url]http://www.aljazeera.com/cgi-bin/news_service/middle_east_full_story.asp?service_id=2955[/url]

The report will probably not pan out judging from the source [it seems as if its the same report from a few days ago, but its dated today's date], but if it ends up being true, Joshua Micah Hammerstein Marshall's literally going to shit out his colon. It's worth visiting the link anyway, to see a few comments from [what I presume to be] Muslims actually hoping this monster is caught; but more importantly, there's a bizarre advertisement of Bill Bixby with Lou Ferigno [as the Hulk].

Posted by: Cp. Menno on July 30, 2004 07:34 PM

Aljazeera.com is a spoof site. Sorry. Too bad, - wouldn't mind seeing that MF taken out with extreme prejudice today, tomorrow or any other day even if I am an america-hating liberal.

Posted by: TAL on July 30, 2004 07:38 PM

Kerry Rues Clues He May Lose Jews, anew, ENTRE NOUS.

Posted by: kelly on July 31, 2004 08:26 PM
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