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And Now They're Whining That There Aren't Enough Wal-MartsWeren't Wal-Marts supposed to be some sort of discount-distrubutor Death Stars or somethin'? This article now begins whining that in some areas of the country, there just aren't enough supercenter-style markets, creating "food deserts." Underserved by the evil Wal-Mart empire, rural (and often urban) shoppers are then gouged by mom and pop stores (wait-- weren't they supposed to be the good guys last time we heard?). These guys really need to get their stories straight. Thanks to Rich. Not-So-Self-Serving Update! Wow. This blog's got some wicked buzz. Nice, MeTooThen! It's pretty good to get link without a blog. posted by Ace at 03:51 PM
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