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July 17, 2004
Andrew Sullivan Emotional/Physical State Update of the DayAs you are all well aware, not a moment goes by that I don't wonder myself, "Gosh, how is Andrew Sullivan's emotional and/or physical state at this very moment?" Luckily for all of us, he keeps us constantly informed. As I know each of you are similarly fixated on Andrew Sullivan's hour-by-hour emotional and physical status, I'll be instituting this new feature to keep you abreast of how Mr. Sullivan is feeling at any particular moment. CURRENT STATUS: "ill" DIAGNOSIS: Illness appears brought on by "fear of gays": "Reading how the GOP hopes to use fear of gays to rev up their base across the country really makes me feel ill." This is terrible news indeed. I hope we won't have to wait long to hear that Andrew is feeling better. I'm confident, however, that the wait will not be long at all. Oh, by the way. Completely, utterly unrelated, but here's a good SAT word you can impress your friends with:
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CommentsCould Kerryitis be a form of solipsism? Posted by: sonofnixon on July 17, 2004 07:34 AM
It's been over 4 hours since you posted this Ace. I'm worried to death over Sully's condition!!! Can you give us an update? Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on July 17, 2004 11:23 AM
No, Kerryitis is a rare (?) condition which allows a person to speak from both sides of the mouth at the same time. Posted by: zetetic on July 17, 2004 11:35 AM
Zetetic, you forgot the other form of Rectalis Kerryitis which isn't as rare. The symptoms are taking both sides of an issue while talking out one's ass. Posted by: Sharp as a Marble on July 17, 2004 01:42 PM
ACE!!! Where is Johnny Coldcuts with the answers to our questions? Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on July 17, 2004 05:50 PM
Heh. That's coming a little slower than I'd expected. I think it will have to wait for Monday. Posted by: ace on July 17, 2004 05:52 PM
There's an awful lot of rectocranial ventriloquism in the air. Posted by: Brooks on July 17, 2004 06:23 PM
Guess what??! Sully's got a fever and the only prescription is more bathhouse. He's gotta have more bathhouse. Posted by: Capp on July 17, 2004 10:41 PM
Ace, Solipsism Indeed. You and I have disagreed about Sullivan before. Not this time. Posted by: MeTooThen on July 18, 2004 01:39 AM
Queer, isn't it? Posted by: on July 18, 2004 04:46 PM
In Andrew's world, no one disagrees with his positions. They "hate" or "fear", making his 'arguments' much easier. Posted by: addison on July 18, 2004 07:00 PM
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