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July 01, 2004
Nick Denton's New Blog: The Sassy, Jew-Hatin' JihadetteEXLCUSIVE. MUST CREDIT TO ACEWIRE NEWS SERVICE. W A S H I N G T O N -- Internet entrepreneur Nick Denton shocked the wired world when he announced his newest overhyped, underwhelming new-media sensation. Calling herself "Jihadette," the newest addition to Denton's cyberspace stable will blog from her studio apartment/secret bomb-factory in downtown Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Denton said that Jihadette will emulate Washington-based Wonkette's trademark sassy, gossipy style-- but with a decidedly pro-Islamist take. "There are 1.2 billion Muslims in the world, at least 10% of whom are sympathetic to the terrorist cause," Denton said at a press conference held in the Regency Hotel. "This population is currently underserved as regards snarky, gay-rumor-peddling gossip. The Jihadette blog seeks to correct that." The Acewire News Service has managed to obtain Jihadette's first two posts, which will be published at 10:00 PM (Riyadh time) today: Rectum? Why I Hardly Even Knew 'Em! The name Musab al-Zarqawi is an anagram for "I Like Big Weiners," if you add and subtract a few letters.... The word on the Arab Street is that handi-wipes aren't Yasser Arafat's only obsession. His other interest? Dirty, filthy cock... Iran's intelligence agency reports that captured Islamist hero Khalid Sheik Mohammed was threatened with brutal homosexual gang-rape if he did not disclose the connection between Al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein. Khalid's snarky response? "What's the catch? Cheese off, copper. I can do ten men standing on my head"... New Jihadette Feature: Is He a Jew?: American Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist: Degenerate offspring of apes and demons? Sources say no. But why take chances? ... Jihadette is proud to present Moqtada al-Sadr's most recent prayer/rant, and what he actually means by this.
Acewire Update: Ace of Spades is saddened to report that Jihadette was savagely beheaded fifteen seconds after this story was posted. Before her death, and before she even posted a single piece, she managed to be linked by 8,865 other blogs, including Instapundit. RIP, Jihadette. posted by Ace at 03:22 PM
CommentsAnyone have any guesses why the table insists on posting after all bunch of blank space which is definitely not in the post? Posted by: Ace on July 1, 2004 03:44 PM
I figured the blank space was reserved for a faux-lesbian shot of Jihadette and Wonkette and it just didn't load. Ass fucking! Sorry - somehow, I've been programmed to think of that phrase whenever Wonkette is mentioned. Posted by: ccwbass on July 1, 2004 04:00 PM
Fucking awesome. Dead on. Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal on July 1, 2004 05:12 PM
Damn. Just when I was starting to get into the whole "Jihadette" thing, she goes and loses her head. Just, damn. Posted by: rick on July 1, 2004 05:17 PM
fucking hilarious. Posted by: Wes on July 1, 2004 05:34 PM
Good job, ace! Posted by: Acehole on July 1, 2004 06:12 PM
Acewire Update: Ace of Spades is saddened to report that Jihadette was savagely beheaded fifteen seconds after this story was posted. I guess she really knew how to give head. Sorry, I'm weak. Posted by: Brian B on July 1, 2004 06:52 PM
I got Jihadette's source about Arafat's buggery: former Romanian intelligence officer Ion Pacepa. http://www.bloggerrabbit.com/archives/000079.html Posted by: Moonbat_One on July 2, 2004 01:04 AM
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