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The Six-Figure Book Advances of SinAnd speaking of Washingtonienne, Rusty Shackleford decides to ruin my whole damn day by forwarding me this: Yesterday [Jessica Cutler] sold a novel based on her exploits to HyperionDisney (Walt). Her agent, Michael Carlisle of Carlisle & Company, said the price was "a substantial six figures," and Hyperion would not be more specific. Not only did he sell her novel, he said, but she will also pose nude for the November issue of Playboy. Ms. Cutler's novel will be called "The Washingtonienne," after the name of her blog. Mr. Carlisle said that Ms. Cutler would not speak to the press until the book was published, perhaps a year from now. Hey, thanks a lot, Rusty. If you've got any more good news, like that maybe my dog Scamp just got busted for synthesizing crystal meth with intent to distribute, be sure to let me know. Ya big creep. posted by Ace at 02:13 PM
CommentsHell. Handbasket. That's all I'm sayin'. Posted by: Emma on July 1, 2004 02:25 PM
How long until you think it'll be made into a Disney Animated film? Posted by: Brian B on July 1, 2004 02:25 PM
I've got a good title: The Little Whore. Catchy. Posted by: Ace on July 1, 2004 02:27 PM
Skank Whore and the Seven Congressmen? Posted by: Brian B on July 1, 2004 02:44 PM
Bowling for 'Hoes? My Political Ass? My Life? (oops, sorry, already taken) I bet it's already being censored by Disney and transferred to Mirimax. Posted by: Nick on July 1, 2004 02:56 PM
Fahrenheit 69 11? Posted by: Brian B on July 1, 2004 02:58 PM
Sorry to ruin your day. I think if you'll check my post, I believe the words I used were "10 dinar whore"...or something to that affect. Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on July 1, 2004 03:12 PM
I see a Micheal Moore/Washingtonienne double feature in the future. It'll be the ultimate in asshole fetish movies. Posted by: ccwbass on July 1, 2004 03:12 PM
I didn't think Disney DID porn. Not much of a story if you take the alleged sexual activities out of the equation. Honestly? I think this was nothing more than a creative writing exercise, designed to titillate. Yes, I said titillate. Quit giggling. Posted by: Da Goddess on July 1, 2004 03:31 PM
Better Titillate than never. Posted by: Brian B on July 1, 2004 04:24 PM
Too bad Terrence & Philip have already used the title, 'Not Without My Anus.' Posted by: Eric Pobirs on July 1, 2004 08:52 PM
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