"If I'm wrong about that, sorry."

Oh, you will be.

I'd forgotten until this weekend just how marvelous were the young Jacqueline Bisset's breasts.

Odd place for that comment.

If you want to see a very young Jacqueline Bisset, watch the abysmal James Bond parody/actual official James Bond movie Casino Royal.

She only has a bit part, but she's enough to take your breath away.

She is actually hotter than Rachel Ward at her peak, which ain't no minor accomplishment.

Behold the male mind: it jumps from the interrogation of Saddam Hussein to the completely unconnected topic of the breasts of a washed-up actress.

Hard to believe you guys have kept up the white male power structure for as long as you have.

We don't focus very often or for long, but when we do, we slice like a fucking...

Holy mother Mabel! You should have seen the dish that just walked by my office door.

Umm...what was I saying again?

Actually, we create and maintain the ruthless, cruel, white male power structure BECAUSE we like to look at women's "attributes".

(insert maniacal laughter HERE :)

Absolutely. Most days if men weren't trying to impress a woman into letting us look at her attributes, we'd would be about as productive as a band of beer-swilling sloths in a tv-equipped sauna.