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June 28, 2004
Chutzpah Award: Jacques ChiracNot only a fuckin' prick, but an absurd one: ISTANBUL, Turkey -- French President Jacques Chirac said Monday that President Bush went "too far" by saying the European Union should admit Turkey, and he added that Bush commenting on Turkish-EU relations was like a French leader commenting on U.S.-Mexican ties. "If President Bush really said that in the way that I read, then not only did he go too far, but he went into territory that isn't his," Chirac said. "It's a bit like if I told the United States how they should manage their relations with Mexico." It's also a bit like the French telling the United States how we should "manage our relations" with Iraq. So, let me get this straight: France is free to comment upon all US foreign policuy questions, and in fact actively impede us at every turn, even when the "territory" in question does not belong to France. The US, on the other hand, is supposed to remain silent on French foreign policy. Got it. As The Rock would say, it's time for Jacques Chirac to pour himself a nice tall glass of shut-up juice. And I think Dick Cheney might have a suggestion as to how he might spend his spare time. Little poodle-dogs like Chirac continue to yip and yelp, and yet the caravan keeps movin' on. posted by Ace at 02:34 PM
CommentsHeh. Actually this is a good thing. Know why? Because it shows what an inferiority complex France has toward us. Lamenting about the big wolf "meddling" in their affairs is what little nations do. When France sticks their nose in, we figure they're advising us. They're trying to get us to listen to them. We know when it comes down to it, we'll take their opinion into consideration and do what we want to do. We don't moan, "France, please leave us alone. Don't push us and Mexico around." France, OTOH, is...whining. Please, US, don't bully us. Not to mention the way they act as though they already own Turkey. Perhaps Turkey likes for us to advocate for them. Either Turkey is in the EU, or it's not. If it's not, then Turkey is no more France's business than ours. "Chirac calls Bush out." Right. Chirac cries like a Frenchman. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on June 28, 2004 03:13 PM
BTW, one angle Chirac seems to forget (conveniently, perhaps) is that Turkey is America's formal ally, via NATO. (Uh, France's too, depending on how they view NATO on any given day). Mexico has no such formal relationship with France-- except for great food, ridiculous money (well, in the olden days, before Eurofever-- catch it!), and lack of soap. So, IMHO, France should just piss off. Dave
Posted by: Dave on June 28, 2004 06:04 PM
Actually, Chirac is only too happy to tell poorer countries how to conduct their foreign relations, as I've documented here. Posted by: Daniel Geffen on June 28, 2004 11:21 PM
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