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Compilation of idiot leftists proclaiming that Trump can't win, guaranteeing Harris win
What would we do without "elites" and "experts"
Here's a compilation of older proclamations that Trump can't win

For ace:
Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary
Ace's call for more acknowledgement of yacht rock has been answered. [TJM]

Some common sense and cleavage as deep as Thomas Sowell

Kevin Costner: "We have to defend [Liz Cheney]. We have to protect her."
Softheaded liberal idiot.

The new border czar compared to the old border czar (who really wasn't called a border czar at all, you racist disinformation spreaders)

Trump gives stronk (for real) statement on the transgender pipeline

I Love AI: Biden and Obama talk on the phone. Fake? You be the judge... [dri] (Fbomb warning)

Gun Control Will End Mass Murder Massacres. 35 dead, 43 wounded, as a driver intentionally plows through crowd at sports center in a southern Chinese city [dri]

Trump outlines his day one executive orders, including the outlawing of feminists' asymmetrical bowl-cut hairdos and bangs
Thanks to soothsayer

Ryan Long: Will being a woman be illegal under Trump?
Hilarious stuff, give it time.

Midnight's Edge: Woke "Muh Diversity/Muh LGBT" leftist feminist Grace Randolf actually wonders if she's been in a leftwing bubble all along, and realizes that maybe the "Republican bubble" is larger than the leftwing one
She also realizes that social media and the legacy media have "misled" her.
Republicans aren't in a bubble. We all know what the left is thinking and saying because corrupt social media companies constantly push the Marxist propaganda media on us. It's the left that is sheltered and protected in curated spaces from ever hearing a dissenting point of view. Many of us might like to be in a bubble, but the Marxist propaganda media's domination, along with the Google/Microsoft determination that everyone's feeds must be stuffed full of the Marxist propaganda media ops, means we can't bubble up even if we'd want to.

NFL and college players are doing "The Trump" dance after touchdowns

A passionate speech at a city council meeting
It's one of those joke ones.

CBS Propaganda officer Scott Pelley is depressed and confused by Trump's win, can't figure out why Americans don't believe in the Biden Miracle Economy

Weaponized government targeting Trump supporters cleaning up from Hurricane Milton. This is from The Daily Wire: “FEMA Official Ordered Relief Workers To Skip Houses With Trump Signs” [Buck]

Bounding Into Comics
@BoundingComics

'Action Comics' Writer Mark Waid Considers Retirement Due To Re-Election Donald Trump: "I Don't Believe In The Basic Goodness Of My Fellow Americans Anymore, And Without This, I Cannot Write Superheroes"

Article here
This sissy has always been a tantrum-throwing manbaby. He's spiraling downwards. Good.

FEMA Official Ordered Relief Workers To Skip Houses With Trump Signs [Hat Tip: ShainS] [CBD]

Riley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_
[TRUMP:] "Within hours of my inauguration, I will sign an EO banning any federal dept or agency from colluding with any organization, business, or person to censor, limit, categorize, or impede the lawful speech of American citizens."

video here

Alex Thompson
@AlexThomp
Fetterman to @daveweigel on forcing Biden aside: "For those that decided and moved to break Biden, and then you got the election that you wanted, it’s appropriate to own the outcome and fallout....When you take a reasonable, calculated risk to fuck around, embrace your culpability for what you found out."

Today's Democrats in Disarray Drama is all about Nancy Pelosi attempting to lay the blame on others -- Joe waited too long to drop out, and Kamala was a bad candidate who Joe shouldn't have anointed -- and a lot of Democrats aren't having it, and insisting she's to blame.
I don't care who's right, I'm just rooting for brutality

I'm in a real fucking Thermidorian Reaction kind of mood, guys

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Bloggers in Arms

Some Humorous Asides

Kaboom!

Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

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The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Compilation of idiot leftists proclaiming that Trump can't win, guaranteeing Harris win What would we do without "elites" and "experts" Here's a compilation of older proclamations that Trump can't win For ace: Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary Ace's call for more acknowledgement of yacht rock has been answered. [TJM] Some common sense and cleavage as deep as Thomas Sowell Kevin Costner: "We have to defend [Liz Cheney]. We have to protect her." Softheaded liberal idiot. The new border czar compared to the old border czar (who really wasn't called a border czar at all, you racist disinformation spreaders) Trump gives stronk (for real) statement on the transgender pipeline I Love AI: Biden and Obama talk on the phone. Fake? You be the judge... 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Many of us might like to be in a bubble, but the Marxist propaganda media's domination, along with the Google/Microsoft determination that everyone's feeds must be stuffed full of the Marxist propaganda media ops, means we can't bubble up even if we'd want to. NFL and college players are doing "The Trump" dance after touchdowns A passionate speech at a city council meeting It's one of those joke ones. CBS Propaganda officer Scott Pelley is depressed and confused by Trump's win, can't figure out why Americans don't believe in the Biden Miracle Economy Weaponized government targeting Trump supporters cleaning up from Hurricane Milton. This is from The Daily Wire: “FEMA Official Ordered Relief Workers To Skip Houses With Trump Signs” [Buck] Bounding Into Comics @BoundingComics 'Action Comics' Writer Mark Waid Considers Retirement Due To Re-Election Donald Trump: "I Don't Believe In The Basic Goodness Of My Fellow Americans Anymore, And Without This, I Cannot Write Superheroes" Article here This sissy has always been a tantrum-throwing manbaby. He's spiraling downwards. Good. FEMA Official Ordered Relief Workers To Skip Houses With Trump Signs [Hat Tip: ShainS] [CBD] Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_ [TRUMP:] "Within hours of my inauguration, I will sign an EO banning any federal dept or agency from colluding with any organization, business, or person to censor, limit, categorize, or impede the lawful speech of American citizens." video here Alex Thompson @AlexThomp Fetterman to @daveweigel on forcing Biden aside: "For those that decided and moved to break Biden, and then you got the election that you wanted, it’s appropriate to own the outcome and fallout....When you take a reasonable, calculated risk to fuck around, embrace your culpability for what you found out." Today's Democrats in Disarray Drama is all about Nancy Pelosi attempting to lay the blame on others -- Joe waited too long to drop out, and Kamala was a bad candidate who Joe shouldn't have anointed -- and a lot of Democrats aren't having it, and insisting she's to blame. 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