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Federal judge James Boasberg advised Chief Justice John Roberts and some two dozen other judges that his D.C. colleagues were "concern[ed] that the Administration would disregard rulings of federal courts leading to a constitutional crisis," according to a memorandum obtained exclusively by The Federalist. That Judge Boasberg and his fellow D.C. District Court judges would discuss how a named Defendant in numerous pending lawsuits might respond to an adverse ruling is shocking. Equally outrageous is those judges' clear disregard for the presumption of regularity -- a presumption that requires a court to presume public officials properly discharged their official duties.
During the week of March 11, 2025, members of the Judicial Conference met in Washington, D.C., for the first of its two regular meetings. As the U.S. Court's webpage explains, "[t]he Judicial Conference of the United States is the national policymaking body for the federal courts."
The Judicial Conference consists of Chief Justice Roberts, who presides over the body, as well as the chief judge of each judicial circuit, the chief judge of the Court of International Trade, and one district judge from each regional circuit, making for a group of approximately thirty judges. While the Judicial Conference mainstay is considering "administrative and policy issues affecting the federal court system," and "mak[ing] recommendations to Congress concerning legislation involving the Judicial Branch," a side conversation at the group's most recent meeting revealed a disturbing detail -- the predisposition of supposedly unbiased judges against the Trump Administration.
In a memorandum obtained exclusively by The Federalist, a member of the Judicial Conference summarized the March meeting, including a "working breakfast" at which Justice Roberts spoke. According to the memorandum, "District of the District of Columbia Chief Judge James Boasberg next raised his colleagues' concerns that the Administration would disregard rulings of federal courts leading to a constitutional crisis."
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Judge Boasberg's comments reveal he and his colleagues hold an anti-Trump bias, for the Trump Administration had complied with every court order to date (and since for that matter). The D.C. District Court judges' "concern" also went counter to the normal presumption courts hold -- one that presumes public officials properly discharged their official duties. Apparently, that presumption does not apply to the current president, at least if you are litigating in D.C.
And what is both troubling and ironic is that only a few days later, Judge Boasberg, in a case in which he completely lacked jurisdiction, as the Supreme Court would later confirm, entered a lawless order commanding the Trump Administration to halt removals to El Salvador. So, one of the judges concerned about Trump following the law, ignored the law. Nonetheless, Judge Boasberg would later find "the Trump Administration committed criminal contempt of court" by failing to turn the planes around or fly the gang members back to the U.S., even though the court's written (and unlawful) injunction ordered neither.
Could it possibly be? Could we be living in the Bad Timeline in which partisan, tyrannical judges seek to overturn the mandate of the voters? Could the Time Witches be right?
EXCLUSIVE: An environmental advocacy group accused of trying to manipulate judges organized a years-long, nationwide online forum with jurists to promote favorable info and litigation updates regarding climate issues -- until the email-styled group chat was abruptly made private, Fox News Digital found.
The Climate Judiciary Project (CJP) was founded in 2018 by a left-wing environmental nonprofit, the Environmental Law Institute (ELI), and pitches itself as a "first-of-its-kind effort" that "provides judges with authoritative, objective, and trusted education on climate science, the impacts of climate change, and the ways climate science is arising in the law."
But critics, such as Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, say CJP is funded by China and left-wing activists for one purpose.
"They fund CJP to train judges," Cruz said during a June hearing. "So, quote, unquote, train in climate science and make them agreeable to creative climate litigation tactics. Then, these left-wing bankrollers turn around and fund the climate litigators who will bring these bogus cases before those same judges that they've just indoctrinated.
"This is like paying the players to play and paying the umpire to call the shots the way you want."
The group, however, says it provides "neutral, objective information to the judiciary about the science of climate change as it is understood by the expert scientific community and relevant to current and future litigation."
This article runs with a picture. The caption reads:
Protester holds sign that reads, "There is no planet B."
FALSE. There are at least two timelines we're aware of, thanks to the work of dedicated palm-reading nurses who get "drops" from "Spirit."
One of the efforts CJP launched included rolling out an email-styled listserv by which leaders from the Climate Judiciary Project could message directly with judges, documents obtained by Fox News Digital show. The listserv was launched in September 2022 and maintained until May 2024, according to the documents. A portal website page for the forum was previously publicly available, with an archived link saved in July 2024 showing there were 29 members in the group.
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A link to the forum now leads to an error warning, stating, "Sorry, but that group does not exist."
Fox News Digital obtained the archived chat history of the forum, which detailed numerous messages between at least five judges and CJP employees trading links on climate studies, congratulating one another on hosting recent environmental events, sharing updates on recent climate cases that were remanded to state courts, and encouraging each other to participate in other CJP meet-ups.
One message posted by Delaware Judge Travis Laster, vice chancellor of the Delaware Court of Chancery, features a YouTube video of a 2022 climate presentation delivered by a Delaware official and a Columbia University professor that focused on the onslaught of climate lawsuits since the mid-2000s. It also included claims that such lawsuits could one day bankrupt the fuel industry.
Laster shared the video in the group with a disclaimer to others: "Because the link is of a judicial event that is otherwise not public, please do not forward or use without checking with me. I suspect that goes without saying, but the powers that be will be happier that I said it."
A handful of other judges responded to Laster's video and message, praising it as "great work."
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Judges quietly working behind the scenes with climate and environmental activists have drawn criticism from conservative lawmakers in recent years as climate-focused suits increased, including those who have accused CJP of manipulating the justice system.
Cruz, for example, has been at the forefront of condemning CJP for joining forces with the National Judicial College. Cruz argued in a 2024 opinion piece that he is "concerned that this collaboration means court staff are helping far-left climate activists lobby and direct judges behind closed doors."
The 4am Club: Meet The Lunatic Women Who Believe We're In the "Wrong Timeline," Who Claim We Have to Get Back to the "Right Timeline" Where Kamala Harris Won the Election
You're probably thinking, "Oh, this is just a couple of dozen random lunatics on TikTok, it doesn't mean anything more than that."
But according to Suzy Weiss of The Free Press, these Tik Toks by floridly insane women garner millions of views.
As Weiss points out, if QAnon was a story for the leftwing media, this story of millions of AWFLs who all believe that the "timeline" split at 4am on election night between the "right timeline" where Kamala won and the "wrong timeline" where Trump won is just as much a story.
But something tells me that the leftwing Traitor's Press won't see it that way.
Suzy Weiss: If Kamala Harris Were President. . .
The 4 a.m. Club is made up of self-proclaimed witches, mystics, and mediums who believe we have been living in an alternate reality since November 6, 2024.
It's been another bizarre week, online and otherwise. While you, hopefully, were staring off into the ocean, or at least enjoying a cold beverage on a patio, I was tunneling deep into an alternate reality where Kamala Harris is president. Let me take you there.
The Left-Wing Version of QAnon Is Here
Let me object: The left-wing version of QAnon was already here. It is BlueAnon, the Democrats and media types (but I repeat myself) who believed every dotty conspiracy theory Rachel Maddow shat into their mouths and still believe in RussiaGate, despite overwhelming evidence that it was a fiction ordered up by Hillary Clinton.
Are we heading toward World War III? Not according to Gia Prism, a self-proclaimed psychic, and the founder of a movement that's the closest thing the left has to QAnon.
It's called the "4 a.m. Club."
It isn't about getting up before the sun to go on a run or to get a head start on work, but rather a confederation of spiritually inclined women who all claim to have woken up suddenly around 4 a.m. on November 6 with a sinking feeling that Donald Trump had won the election. Checking their phones, their feminine intuitions were confirmed.
Except that they don't really believe that he won. Stick with me here. The 4 a.m. Clubbers believe that, really, we might be living in an alternate reality where Trump is president. At 4 a.m. on November 6, 2024 is when the timelines "split." And it's only a matter of time before we all realize it and get back on the "correct" timeline, where Trump failed and Harris took her rightful place as chief executive.
"I have been steadfast, so rock-solid in my belief that she won, and it was only a matter of time before we all got onto that timeline," said one member, @KelleyDaring, who posts on TikTok. "My friends have looked at me like I'm crazy and told me I'm delusional."
And then she found the others just like her. "Those of us in the 4 a.m. Club viscerally experienced that timeline split."
"This is the vision, this is the light that we have been holding," another 4 a.m.-er explained.
There are hundreds of videos with millions of views on 4 a.m. Club videos on TikTok, and additional chatter on left-wing Reddit; and their popularity has only grown since Trump's inauguration. A lot of them are made by self-proclaimed witches, mystics, mediums, clairvoyants, intuitives, and the like. Many, it seems, are nurses with autoimmune disorders.
Yes, the many women who claim to have persistent diseases with very vague symptoms (that pretty much just sum up to "I feel the blahs, I have low energy, and do not take joy in my life") that no doctors are ever capable of diagnosing.
I am not saying that autoimmune disorders are fake, by the way. I know they're real. But it's also a syndrome with many vague and hard-to-pin-down symptoms that simple hypochondriacs tend to glom on to. Hypochondriacs and Munchausen Syndrome people do not claim to have easily-identifiable ailments like a broken shinbone. No, there's an easy test for that. It's always vague stuff like "I just don't feel good" and "I just feel sad a lot." Only certain maladies offer this kind of vague complaint, and they're choosing "autoimmune disorder" en masse to justify their lifelong malingering.
Basically, the 4 a.m. Club is QAnon, but for left-wing women on TikTok who believe they are receiving messages from God in the passenger seat of their Toyota Siennas.
Just as QAnon believed the 2020 election was stolen from Trump, the 4 a.m. Club believes it was stolen from Harris in 2024; both movements see it as their job to alert the rest of the country to what's happening right under their noses.
According to 4 a.m. Club doctrine, it's just a simple matter of collapsing the timelines, so that we enter the correct one, where Harris is the president--in other words, where the Divine Feminine wins."
"It's more than just waking up that morning," says one 4 a.m Clubber. "It's actually about a Great Awakening."
One of these lunatics is going to try to kill the president, imagining this will "collapse the timeline" just like measuring a particle collapses the probability function.
Whereas the most exciting thing in the QAnon world is getting "drops" from "Q"--the supposedly high-ranking but anonymous government official who released predictions about the deep state on 8chan--4 a.m.-ers get "downloads" from "Spirit." As in, Gia got "messages from Spirit about the spiritual purpose of what's happening with ICE." Sometimes, 4 a.m.-ers refer to multiple "spirit guides," which show them visions of Harris's victory (she wore a pin-striped purple pantsuit), or telling them which members of Trump's administration will eventually be prosecuted (Pam Bondi, Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem). It's like when Q foresaw mass arrests of Democrats who would be sent to Guantánamo Bay and imprisoned for their crimes.
I don't think you're going to find the 4 a.m. Club scaling the side of the Capitol building anytime soon, since they believe they can bring down the federal government from their lanais. In one video, Gia insists: "We're toppling a regime via spiritual awakening."
Below, "Gia," one of the "psychic intuitives" and Timeline Witches who claims that she had a feeling that Trump would win the 2024 election at 4am in the morning so she knew that the timeline was "splitting."
By the way, everyone in the country knew Trump would win by 4am; he had been projected to win the election by like 1:30 am.
But she was psychic because she saw a tweet when she woke up.
That video doesn't have a lot of views but Tik Tok is, of course, where all the real feminine insanity breeds and festers.
But I can't link Tik Tok, and it's a Chinese spyware site anyway.
But a Tik Tok is embedded in this article. "Gia Nightshade" or whatever her fake Witch Name is says she's gotten 12,000 new subscribers overnight.
"In the clerb we all awake," one comment beneath Prism's video read. "4 am club here but are we all just so exhausted?" another added. With so much on the line, the 4 a.m. club isn't about spiritually bypassing the election results; members say it's a call to action.
You're all exhausted because you are lazy and you don't want to work but you are feminists who are told you must work so you invent fake diseases to explain why working makes you tired and not Empowered like your idiot Witch-Leaders told you it would.
Ask any guy. We're all tired from working too. We just don't make up Fake Diseases to explain this completely-predictable result of working for a living. We just expect to be worn out by work, not Magically Empowered.
"My content focuses equally on spiritual perspectives and healing opportunities as well as social justice and political activism," Prism tells Fast Company. She hosts group healing meditations but also encourages participation in the physical world: attending protests, donating to causes, and speaking truth to power. There's even merch.
They also have unwavering hope for the future. "We do not believe that the results we see now are the results we're going to end up with," Prism said in a video posted in December 2024. "We have a higher hope, and the reason we have a higher hope is because we were part of something unexplainable that happened to us on election night, and that is why we call it the 4 am Club."
I'm telling you one of these unmarriageable batty wallflowers is going to start shooting people to jump-start the "timeline collapse."
Random young white guy from Texas with no college degree absolutely destroys 46 year old journalist who does this for a living to the point where he has to ask if he’s an economist 👑pic.twitter.com/A3ILcDexDZ
He's burning it all down -- supporting runner's theory that this is a blackmail play. "Pay me to go away, or I'll inject myself into the news cycle twice per week."
🚨 NEW: Hunter Biden is attempting to BURN DOWN practically everyone in the Democrat Party 🤣 pic.twitter.com/2uYnG6YNyU
Expose them all, Hunter! 😂
“What influence does Jake Tapper have over anything? He has the smallest audience on cable news!”
An off-duty Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officer was shot in the face in New York City on Saturday night during an attempted robbery involving a previously-deported illegal immigrant, according to authorities.
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) identified the suspect as Miguel Francisco Mora Nunez, a Dominican national who was caught by Border Patrol in April 2023.
After being apprehended at the Arizona border, Nunez was released into the U.S., though he still has an active deportation order.
Video released by DHS showed two suspects ride up to the officer on a motorized scooter in Riverside Park.
They raced away to their basement lab where they work on cancer cures and carbon nanotubes.
According to police, Nunez then got off the scooter and approached the officer while he was sitting and speaking to someone near a body of water. The officer has not yet been identified.
The officer, who was not in uniform, pulled out a gun to protect himself, and a shootout ensued.
The agent was hit in the face and forearm and transported to a hospital, where he is currently in stable condition. He is expected to survive.
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DHS also told Fox News that Nunez has an active warrant for kidnapping in the state of Massachusetts, in addition to prior felony arrests.
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President Donald Trump weighed in on the shooting Sunday afternoon, writing that "an incredible CBP Officer was shot in the face by an Illegal Alien Monster freed into the Country under Joe Biden."
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The incident comes two months after a Fox News Digital report found a high number of migrants committing thefts, assaults and drug crimes, as well as grand larceny incidents and sex crimes.
According to the data, 3,219 migrants living in 48 shelters across the city were arrested a total of 4,884 times between Jan. 1, 2023, and Oct. 31, 2024.
NEW: DHS confirms that both of the men in custody for the shooting and attempted robbery of an off duty CBP officer in NYC are Dominican illegal aliens who were caught and released at the border during the Biden administration. DHS says both have active deportation orders, and… pic.twitter.com/ZKEL65K8P6
See the link for that. I'm borrowing this clip of Tom Homan promises to "FLOOD THE ZONE" in sanctuary cities.
🚨🚨🚨Tom Homan has a message for sanctuary cities:
"I will work very hard with Secretary Noem to keep President Trump's promise and his commitment several weeks ago that sanctuary cities are now our PRIORITY. We're gonna FLOOD THE ZONE." pic.twitter.com/wnb6Qfh7Wi
Tom Homan pledges to surge ICE to sanctuary cities and "flood the zone" following the shooting and attempted robbery of an off duty CBP officer in NYC by two illegal aliens.
W/ the massive amount of money ICE is getting in the Big Beautiful Bill - he'll have resources to do it.
It's approaching the time when we must declare these states to be in a state of insurrection, and appoint federal governors to run their governments.
They did it to the South. It's time to do it to the blue states.
Revealed: Comey Didn't Even Bother Investigating Hillary Clinton's Top-Secret-File-Filled Thumb Drives Before Rushing to Exonerate Her
—Ace
This is what partisan "justice" looks like. Sweeping Hillary Clinton's actual retention of top-secret files under the rug while arresting Trump for keeping some napkins he scribbled notes on.
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: Sen. Grassley just released the long-classified "Clinton Annex" (finally declassified by AG Bondi) which proves the Comey FBI exonerated Hillary of email server crimes DESPITE NEVER INVESTIGATING THUMB DRIVES w/ COMPROMISED CLASSIFIED EMAILS--inclg PRESIDENT OBAMA EMAIL
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
DEVELOPING: DOJ has declassified key new documents detailing how the Comey FBI and Peter Strzok ignored a major national security breach by Hillary Clinton they should have thoroughly investigated as part of a counterintelligence case, but they went after Donald Trump instead ...
"This document shows an extreme lack of effort and due diligence in the FBI's investigation of former Secretary Clinton's email usage and mishandling of highly classified information," Grassley said. "Under Comey's leadership, the FBI failed to perform fundamental investigative work and left key pieces of evidence on the cutting room floor. The Comey FBI's negligent approach and perhaps intentional lack of effort in the Clinton investigation is a stark contrast to its full-throated investigation of the Trump-Russia collusion hoax, which was based on the uncorroborated and now discredited Steele dossier. Comey's decision-making process smacks of political infection."
The actual files release are here, but there are a lot of redactions so it's hard to read.
Regarding the other Comey-led conspiracy -- this one to frame Trump, at Obama's orders -- an unnamed former Washington Post investigative "journalist" admits that Tulsi Gabbard's document drop establishes a clear conspiracy.
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
NEW: This from a Pulitzer-winning former Washington Post investigative reporter: "The [Russiagate] documents that came out in the past week are jaw-dropping. It's rare to see such slam-dunk evidence of a conspiracy."
I just finished reading Jake Tapper's book with Alex Thompson about the coverup of Joe Biden's cognitive decline. I don't recommend the book nor do I recommend that anyone trust a thing Tapper says.
The main takeaway from Original Sin is that CNN doesn't do reporting/investigating. Tapper admits that everything they said about Biden's mental and physical health was based solely on what the White House said.
Moreover, Tapper never admitted that his network and others did anything wrong. He gave the MSM a pass.
Hunter Biden goes on a profanity laced rant about illegals being deported:
"People are really upset about illegal immigration? Fuck you. How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned? How do you think you have food on your fucking table? Who do you think washes your dishes?" pic.twitter.com/OETugq51H7
It may sound absurd but he needs another grift, he needs another reason for Democrat donors spending $300,000 a pop for his "artworks."
We know from Mark Halperin that the Biden, Inc. revenue stream is all dried up. Beau Biden was supposed to be the guy to continue buckraking for the crime family, but he died in Commando-style combat in Iran. Or Iraq. Whichever, he's a hero, okay?
So as absurd as the idea of Hunter Biden running for office is: They may just be desperate enough to try it. All of the various states in which Hunter Biden has donor-funded safe-houses are probably stacked to the rafters with corrupt Democrats already holding offices, but the Democrat Party is purging its old guard, so an office might open up.
I don't think he'd win.
But winning isn't the point. Francis "Beto" O'Rourke runs for office every two or four years, and is soundly defeated. But he collects all that sweet donor money in each of his doomed fake candidacies.
If this sounds too horrifying: The only other possibility is gay OnlyFans pornography.
I know I sound crazy. But other people agree: It's crazy enough that the drug addict daughter-denying gun-criminal whore-collector is probably thinking about it.
Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
The reason he is making these rounds is mostly because of money. He thinks he has a future in pundrity or politics, and the DNC's skin must be crawling right now.
Ah, punditry. Would MSNBC hire him as a commentator? I don't think so. He's an embarrassment to the left, and the left airbrushes out its embarrassments.
Update: runner says this is... blackmail.
13 no, no , no , it's blackmail ! he is threatening to run, and thinks Ds will pay him big mula NOT TO.
-- runner
huh. That is a real possibility. "Pay me or I'm going to keep doing media and reminding the public about my vegetable father and his corrupt drug- and sex-addicted spawn."
THE MORNING RANT - Artificial Intelligence Follies: Dave Barry Battles Google AI to Prove He’s Not Dead
—Buck Throckmorton
I confess to being a bit of an AI skeptic. It’s not that I doubt it will someday be a widely adopted tool that is used as casually as spreadsheets and word processors are now used. It seems reasonable to expect that AI will be invaluable for mining data and organizing it much faster than any human could ever do, but nothing I’ve seen so far indicates that there is actual cognitive replacement of the human brain. So far, in fact, AI appears to be quite gullible about believing anything it reads on the internet.
I wrote about this a few weeks ago in a piece titled Revolution or Evolution? Maybe AI is Simply this Decade’s Microwave Oven or Calculator: “Most of these revolutionary new products simply turned out to be tools that were adapted into daily use. Microwaves are a tool in the kitchen, mainly used for re-heating. Word processors replaced typewriters. With “lane assist” and cruise control, my car has the ability to drive itself on highways without any inputs from me. These are all cool improvements, but they did not replace cooking, writing, or driving.”
Since I’m not normally a tech guy, our own Pixy Misa’s “Daily Tech News” hasn’t always been as interesting to me as the topics I write about. But now, however, I eagerly read his post every day because of Pixy’s mockery of how AI is being over-hyped, and especially how it being used to scam gullible investors. Keep it up, mate!
My own dabbling in AI has shown that it can sometimes produce cool pictures, but it struggles to even spell accurately in the pictures it produces for me. I quickly gave up on Bing’s AI picture-generator because most of my picture requests were prohibited by its woke programming.
It seems likely that much of the business reporting I read is AI-generated, because it is so illogical that I don’t want to believe any human journalist could have composed it. Revenue is conflated with profit, sales volume is conflated with production numbers, and results exceeding analysts’ predictions is conflated with actual growth.
Major corporations are fearful of being late to adopt AI, so they are aggressively rolling it out in some form or fashion to their employees, but it typically comes with a caveat - that although AI should be employed, it cannot be fully trusted. Therefore, employees are encouraged to verify what AI produces. Can you imagine using Excel while not trusting that it can accurately do calculations?
Just today I decided to check the denominational affiliation of two nearby Presbyterian churches. Google AI informed me that both of them were PCA churches (“Presbyterian Church in America”), but that turned out to be incorrect. I then visited those churches’ websites and learned that one is actually EPC (“Evangelical Presbyterian Church.”)
I’ve read that what gives AI its “intelligence” is that it is interactive and “learns” as it interacts with users. Maybe, or maybe not. Humorist Dave Barry just published a piece at his Substack about his interaction with Google AI, which was reporting him as deceased. Mr. Barry sought to advise Google AI that he was not in fact deceased, and his accounting of all this is hilarious.
Like many of us sometimes do, Mr. Barry plugged his name into Google and then clicked on the prompt that read “What happened to Dave Barry?” Google AI showed a picture of Mr. Barry and advised that he was now deceased, specifically it said, ”Dave Barry, the humorist and Pulitzer Prize winner, passed away last November 20 after a battle with cancer.” It went on to state that the specific cause of death was renal failure. Mr. Barry wrote about what he had just read:
Give Google AI credit for what it got right: That is, in fact, a picture of me, and I did, in fact, win a Pulitzer Prize (trust me, I'm just as shocked as you are). But to the best of my knowledge, I did not pass away last November 20. That is not just my opinion. In recent months I have been examined by two different licensed physicians, and if I had been dead, I'm pretty sure at least one of them would have mentioned it. ("Dave, your pulse is zero, and your blood pressure is zero over zero. I'm going to try your other arm, but frankly at this point I'm concerned.")
Mr. Barry then goes into some detail about how he tried to correct Google AI by using its “Submit Feedback” feature to explain that he was not, in fact, dead. His feedback was ”I’m Dave Barry. The ‘AI Overview’ about me says that I am dead. I am not dead. In fact I am alive.” Google was not having it. It updated its AI overview on Dave Barry to report that he was very much dead, and that ”He was known for behind-the-scenes political activism, working tirelessly for various candidates and causes, always putting others first. He was remembered as a fiercely loyal friend and a fighter for what he believed was right.” AI was now intermingling the biographies of a Dave Barry in Dorchester, Massachusetts with the Pulitzer Prize winning Dave Barry in South Florida. About this confusion, Mr. Barry wrote:
For the record, it sounds as though that Dave Barry was a much better person than I am. He fought for what he believed was right, whereas the only principle I ever have really stood for, over the course of my journalism career, is that Americans should not be required to use low-flow toilets. I'm confident that the late Dave Barry from Dorchester would not have wanted to be mistaken for me.
He continued to try to help Google AI get the facts right by accepting the invitation from a Google AI chat box. Mr. Barry again informed Google AI via the chat box that he is quite alive, but again, Google wasn’t having it, as it repeatedly told Mr. Barry that it didn’t understand him.
The whole thing is very funny, and worth a minute or two to read. This paragraph from Dave Barry’s piece sums up my current sentiments about AI:
What can we learn from my experience? We can learn that although Artificial Intelligence is an awesomely powerful tool that according to experts is going to completely transform human existence, it is not very bright. So for now we probably should use it only for tasks where facts are not important, such as writing letters of recommendation and formulating government policy.
Referencing both the human body and rigid systems of abstraction, the installation Current Disturbance 1996 is made from an immense grid of over 200 cages, light bulbs and the amplified sound of electric currents. As the bulbs light up and fade out at irregular intervals, they sporadically illuminate the surrounding gallery. Inside each of the cages rests a single lightbulb, all interconnected via a central convergence. Another single bulb is suspended inside the structure, illuminating the junction box at the centre. The grid of metal cages sets up a contrast between the sense of systematization and the chaos of randomised flashing lights and the mess of wiring covering the floor. The tension arising from this juxtaposition of elements serves to intensify the feeling of suspended energy and instability, inspiring a certain discomfort in the viewer.
This would be a mildly amusing installation if it were not taken so seriously. The description is laughable, using the post-modern technique of obfuscation by vocabulary. None of those descriptors make any sense in the real art world of evocation of beauty and emotion!
Good morning kids. Hopefully you all had a nice, relaxing weekend and that none of you were adversely or otherwise affected by that Alaska Airlines IT glitch that shut down the airline for a brief time last night. Considering what's been going on in the world and what has been flooding in across our borders for years, and not just to pick lettuce and mow our lawns, but to spy on us, commit terrorism and sabotage in the name of Islam and the PRC, I hope the powers that be are on the case. Of course, in years past, the powers that be were focused on preserving, protecting and defending their and their party's hold on power and generational drive to dismantle America as founded, by any and every means necessary.
The Department of Justice under former [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden actively sought a “federal hook” to justify sending federal law enforcement after parents it labeled “domestic terrorists” because they were concerned about their children’s education.
Documents obtained by America First Legal (AFL) show that prior to the infamous Oct. 4, 2021, “domestic terrorist” memo from former Attorney General Merrick Garland, staff were looking for any possible way to go after parents concerned with coronavirus mandates, critical race theory, and “transgender” policies.
“We’re aware; the challenge here is finding a federal hook. But WH has been in touch about whether we can assist in some form or fashion,” Kevin Chambers, then an associate deputy attorney general, wrote in an Oct. 1 email, trying to manufacture a way to respond to a teed-up letter sent by the National School Boards Association (NSBA). Career staff at the time were even concerned, saying there was no authority or legal basis for going after parents speaking out at school board meetings, particularly since they were protected by the First Amendment.
The U.S. Department of Justice announced this week that John Brennan is under investigation, and with good reason. Brennan is the most corrupt former CIA director ever. His transgressions against the U.S., coming to light more succinctly with each passing week, portray an individual who should have never been in government service, let alone CIA director. Now is the time to nail him. . . Russiagate was a complete fabricated lie and yet Brennan, still serving as Obama’s CIA director, put in place a surveillance system to monitor at least two dozen Trump campaign staffers and advisors. Brennan wiretapped and eavesdropped on the conversations of Donald Trump’s most prominent political supporters. . .
When Trump ran in 2020, Brennan, as a private citizen, continued his despicable tactics. He was prominent among the 51 former intelligence agents who proclaimed that Hunter Biden’s infamous laptop was a product of Russian disinformation. Brennan knew this assertion was false from the get-go and that the fake stream media would run with it for months.
. . . Brennan believes that he had, and still has, a sacred duty to determine who should lead our nation. Deluded over many decades, he cares nothing about American voters, the will of the people, or democratic processes. He readily lied and deceived the populace to demonize Donald Trump and all others who he deems to be unworthy.
On this week’s broadcast on FNC’s “Sunday Morning Futures,” Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard said former President Barack Obama directed a “treasonous conspiracy” against President Donald Trump during his first term. Gabbard said, “The implications of this are, frankly, nothing short of historic. Over 100 documents that we released on Friday really detail and provide evidence of how this treasonous conspiracy was directed by President Obama if just weeks before he was due to leave office after President Trump had already gotten elected. This is not a Democrat or Republican issue — this is an issue that is so, so serious, it should concern every single American because it has to do with the integrity of our democratic republic.”
That's her talking, not me. Treason is a hell of a word to toss out there. She surely understands the ramifications of Treason, that is what the appropriate/potential punishment is for those who are convicted of it.
Again for me Epstein is bullshit. Obama, Biden, Hillary should swing alongside, Brennan, Comey, Clapper and all of their underlings/henchman who engineered the plot against Trump and all of the crimes against the citizenry of the United States of America. Be nice if she developed a case against all of the above and Malig-Nancy Pelosi for engineering the fake J-6 Reichstag Fire/Weenie Roast.
Then again, it's probably not a stretch to connect the dots between Epstein and the aforementioned vis a vis the plots against Trump.
The Rot is Ugly Dark and Deep. It's going to take at least 100 years of Trumps and Trumpian presidents to get to the bottom of it all and begin the process of restoring not just the Republic but the public's trust in it.
And lastly, a quick shout-out and thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
Have a great day!
ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY
“At approximately 8 p.m. Pacific on July 20, we experienced an IT outage that resulted in a temporary, system-wide ground stop for Alaska Airlines and Horizon Air flights,” the airline wrote in a statement on X. As of 11 p.m. Pacific, the ground stop has been lifted, and our operations have resumed. As we reposition our aircraft and crews, there will most likely be residual impacts to our flights.” Alaska Airlines grounds all flights after IT outage disrupts systems
In the ruling, U.S. District Court Judge Loren AliKhan—appointed by former [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden—cited a 1935 Supreme Court decision that limited the President’s ability to remove independent agency officials without cause. AliKhan stated the ruling upholds “clearly established law” and prevents the President from exerting unchecked control over so-called independent agencies. “As the Court recognized today, the law is clear, and I look forward to getting back to work,” said Slaughter following the ruling. Biden Hack-in-Black Rules Trump’s Dismissal of FTC Democrats ‘Unconstitutional.’
The Hill reported Sunday that his administration is “culling the ranks of career officials,” the news coming after U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi fired former FBI Director James Cummy’s daughter, Maurene Comey, from her role as a federal prosecutor this week, per Breitbart News. Trump Administration’s ‘Culling’ of DOJ Officials Continues in Wave of Firings
There have been two significant local investigations by local news outlets, each of which came to different — though not necessarily contradictory — conclusions about Fire Aid’s money. Questions Surround $100 Million in ‘Fire Aid’ for Los Angeles (Check Newsom's and Bass-tard's bank accounts - jjs)
Benjamin Song, 32, was apprehended by the FBI Dallas Field Office on Tuesday following a manhunt that included a $25,000 reward for information leading to his arrest. Song is accused of shooting at federal officers during a riot at the Prairieland Detention Center in Texas on July 4. The ambush resulted in a local police officer being shot in the neck. Radical Views of Suspect in Anti-ICE Sniper Ambush Uncovered.
The agent was attacked while with a female companion at 11:50 p.m. Saturday night by two men on a moped in Fort Washington Park in Manhattan, the New York Post reported. DHS said the incident appeared to be an attempted robbery in a Sunday post on X. (RELATED: ‘Have To Own This’: Jonathan Turley Says Democrats, Media Have ‘Bill That Is Coming Due’ Over Anti-ICE Violence) Illegal Accused Of Shooting, Attempting To Rob Off-Duty Border Patrol Agent In Moped Ambush
The H-1B visa has faced increased scrutiny, with some supporters of President Donald J. Trump pushing for stricter immigration rules. Meanwhile, figures like former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) frontman Elon Musk and others in the tech industry have defended the program. Critics argue that the current lottery system disproportionately benefits larger companies such as Amazon, Meta, and Microsoft, and leaves American workers at a disadvantage, having to compete with cheap foreign labor. The Trump Admin Wants to Change H-1B Visa Immigration.
Bass said, “Let me tell you, we have a Los Angeles Police Department that has to deal with crime in this city every single day, and they’re not masked, they stay here. The masked men parachute in, stay here for a while and leave. So you enter a profession like policing, like law enforcement, I’m sorry, I don’t think you have a right to have a mask and snatch people off the street.” LA Mayor Bass-tard Decries ICE — No ‘Right’ to Be Masked and Snatch People off the Street
CIVIL WAR 2.0: J-6 FBI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
Gabbard said, “The implications of this are, frankly, nothing short of historic. Over 100 documents that we released on Friday really detail and provide evidence of how this treasonous conspiracy was directed by President Obama if just weeks before he was due to leave office after President Trump had already gotten elected. This is not a Democrat or Republican issue — this is an issue that is so, so serious, it should concern every single American because it has to do with the integrity of our democratic republic.” DNI Gabbard: Obama Directed a ‘Treasonous Conspiracy’ Against Trump
The people who peddled Russiagate, the Hunter laptop hoax, and the now-laughable myth of [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden’s cognitive abilities are the same types of bureaucrats who sterilized the truth in 1996 to protect their golden boy: President Bill Clinton. Because make no mistake: What happened to TWA 800 wasn’t just a tragedy. It was a cover-up soaked in blood. The Anniversary They Want You to Forget: TWA Flight 800 and the Deep State’s Deadliest Lie
Trump is looking at an Augean stable of corruption cases to clean out. Where's the Reckoning?
Daniel Greenfield: It may be time for the federal government to step in and liberate California. (There has been ample justification in just this past year alone to strip California of statehood, return it to territorial status, dissolve the state legislature and let President Trump appoint a territorial governor - jjs) Gov. Newsom Announces Plan to End Democracy in California
. . . Newsom left California in the midst of over a dozen wildfires to travel to rural South Carolina, testing the waters for a presidential run in the state Democrats have promoted to the first in the list of primary contests. As Newsom Campaigns, California Has Highest Unemployment Rate in U.S. (At least illegal aliens have full benefits - jjs)
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
Faced with defunding, PBS and NPR now pretend to be the only thing standing between rural Americans and death by tornado, ignorance, or lack of Ken Burns documentaries. PBS and NPR to America: We’re Here for YOU (Dummies)!
That the left-wing media machine pounced like a frustrated guard dog on Trump’s bruise should evoke a laugh from an audience that endured years of reporting on Biden. Inside the Media Matrix
Miranda Devine: If you listened to the rest of the media — both mainstream and social media — you would think Donald Trump was on the skids, that MAGA was at last turning on the president over the so-called Epstein Files. But nothing could be further from the truth, according to polling the president crowed about over the weekend and, also, according to history. Every single time his enemies count him out, Trump roars back with a vengeance. Trump wins the Epstein battle — as the left, media foolishly believe prez on the skids
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
On July 16 it was reported via a leaked internal memo that proposed wind and solar projects must now obtain signoff from Interior Secretary Doug Burgum before they can begin development of new projects across tens of millions of acres of federal lands or on the federal offshore waters. Trump’s Big, Beautiful Bill Spells Bad News For Renewables
Despite the taboo, rising CO₂ and warming temps have helped fruit crops flourish—boosting yields, nutrition, and resilience from North Carolina to outer space. The ‘Fruitful’ Results of Increasing CO₂
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
I don’t know if this story will return Minnesota to the national news today, but it should. David Brom is a quadruple ax-murderer. In 1988 Brom killed his parents, his brother, and his sister with an ax. Brom was 16 at the time he wiped out his entire family. He is being freed under a law passed by the “let’s go crazy” 2023 session of the DFL-controlled legislature and signed by Governor Walz. (Hat tip to commenter and friend MTF! - jjs) AX-MURDERER LOOSE: THANKS, DFL
Thirty-five percent of felony cases ended in convictions in 2024, down from the 37 percent reported in 2023, the New York Post (NYP) reported, citing data from the state Division of Criminal Justice. In 2022 and 2021, the conviction rates were 40 percent and 42 percent respectively. In 2019, 64 percent of felonies resulted in a conviction, the Post reported. NYC DA Alvin Bragg Sees Falling Conviction Rates As Public Access To Data Is Pulled
The Court’s three Second Amendment decisions have not ended the controversy and socialist/communist states continue to write unconstitutional laws restricting the right to keep and bear arms. Reflecting on the third anniversary of Bruen
Robert Zimmerman: "What should infuriate every ordinary American is that the Russia and Trump collusion accusation was clearly utter garbage and unbelievable from day one. I noted this fact in 2017, stating that "on its face it is absurd. As noted repeatedly by even Trump’s critics, there is no evidence of any illegal acts by anyone.'" 2016 documents now prove Obama and his top intelligence officials conspired to create the Russian collusion hoax
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY
Pam Bondi now claims there’s no Epstein list—sparking fury on the right and raising the question: is justice being served quietly, or buried permanently? Regarding the Jeffrey Epstein Matter
The U.S. Federal Housing Finance Agency filed a criminal referral against Sen. Adam Schiff, alleging violations of federal laws tied to mortgage and tax fraud. Schiff-for-Brains Gets Criminal Referral to DOJ.
Unrig Our Economy, a left-wing advocacy group, launched a $1 million ad buy on July 8 against Republican Pennsylvania Rep. Rob Bresnahan following his vote in favor of President Donald Trump’s One Big, Beautiful Bill Act (wow, Democrats pump out phony agitprop, who knew. - jjs) EXCLUSIVE: ‘Constituent’ In Attack Ad Torching GOP Is Actually A Dem Activist
Kamala Harris may run for California governor in 2026—third time’s the charm, or just another flop for the most over-promoted politician in modern memory? Run, Kamala, Run! (But Would She Lose?)
I am focused on my job in the Senate, and I’m really focused on our great candidates that are up all across the country. Anyone else that’s not doing that right now, I think that they better look at what Donald Trump is doing to our economy and doing to our democracy and constitution.” Klobuchar Won’t Rule Out Presidential Bid in 2028 (not enough melanin, Astroglide and Swastikas to make her viable - jjs)
In early 2023, Democrats were concerned about the prospect of Abrams trying to get elected again . . . Abrams saw her star power take a hit in December of last year for her poor financial management in the wake of her failure to unseat Republican Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp. Democrat Stacey "TANK" Abrams Will Not Rule Out Another Run for Office
Friedrich Merz changes his tune at the Hague Summit and announces his intention to create the strongest conventional army in Europe. (Nothing to worry about until/unless Germany goes at least 50% Islamic - jjs) German rearmament becomes a reality?
Roger Kimball: In modern Britain, you can be flagged by police for a joke, banned from pubs for banter, and blacklisted for thoughts deemed hostile—even when no crime occurred. There’ll Always Be an England—But Will It Be Free?
Voters cast ballots for half of the 248 seats in Japan’s less powerful upper house, and early results suggest the coalition—comprised of Ishiba’s Liberal Democratic Party (LDP) and its junior partner Komeito — suffered significant losses. NHK projected the coalition would win between 32 and 51 seats, far short of the 50 needed to maintain a working majority with their current 75 seats. Big Political Changes Possible In Japan
On Saturday, footage, albeit from a vantage point of someone who should not have been that close to the recovery operations, showed the aft end of a Booster with most of its Raptor engines still attached, being lifted out of the water. Is SpaceX doing ocean salvage operations near Boca Chica?
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
Thad McCotter: The Deep State wasn’t born in secret—it was sired by a “reformer” president who rigged the rules to protect patronage and planted the roots of today’s unaccountable bureaucracy. Chester A. Arthur: Foppish Dupe or Father of the Deep State?
Michael Walsh: ...in which we discuss some of the battles that proved to be turning points in Western cultural and political history, and what lessons men of today can learn from their heroic forbears. THE CONVERSATION: 'A Rage to Conquer,' with Frank Gaffney
Sunday Overnight Open Thread - July 13, 2025 [Doof]
—Open Blogger
Howdy Hordelings! Thanks for stopping by the ONT to close out your Sunday and weekend. What's going on in your world? Any lurkers out there ready to jump into the commenting pool? C'mon in - the water's fine!
The Prince of Darkness made his official curtain call recently with a benefit concert for Parkinson’s research and children’s hospitals that raised a staggering $190 million.
Featuring a star-studded lineup of heavy metal greats, and culminating in Black Sabbath’s final performance, the concert was livestreamed by millions around the world after tickets for the Birmingham show sold out in just 16 minutes.
The ONT could only find average quality audience recordings of the performance, so instead here's a video that didn't make the cut for last week's Live Aid anniversary section
— Community Notes & Violations (@CNviolations) July 14, 2025
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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)
It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.
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From Corsets to Catalogues
We were blessed with great ONTs this week, but one in particular stood out- we gathered ‘round, discussing the stores we’d resurrect if we could—Sears, Montgomery Ward, those names that whisk you back to simpler days. The real magic came flipping through their Christmas catalogs, glossy pages stuffed with toys, gadgets, and, of course, the underwear ads that had us blushing and dreaming. Staring at lacy bras in Sears’ spreads, we’d imagine ourselves all grown up and glamorous, or maybe with someone all grown up and glamorous. That nostalgia sparked this week’s ‘Ette Couture, a stroll through the history of lingerie brands, especially the bra.
Lingerie, from the French linge for linen, started as humble undergarments. Around 2000 BCE, Minoan gals wrapped themselves in apodesmo, cloth bands to hold or hide the bust. Roman ladies had strophium, tying up for chariot races or just to feel put-together. By the 1500s, corsets ruled, squeezing waists and propping up chests with whalebone or metal, chasing that perfect hourglass look, comfort be darned. These were one-offs, stitched by hand, no brand names yet. Then, in 1893, Marie Tucek’s “breast supporter” brought cups and straps, whispering of the bras to come.
The modern bra sashayed in around 1914 when Mary Phelps Jacob, aka Caresse Crosby, whipped up a soft, breezy number from handkerchiefs and ribbon. World War I sealed the deal—steel from corsets went to tanks, so women began to embrace bras. Brands sprang up like daisies. Vanity Fair (1919) was like that reliable friend, crafting everyday bras. Maidenform (1922) stole our hearts in the ‘30s with A-B-C-D cup sizing, making bras fit like a dream—well, almost. Even back then, sizing was a puzzle, and today, they say 80% of us are still squeezing into the wrong size, thanks to brands measuring every which way.
In the ‘20s, Maidenform’s bras flattened chests for the flapper vibe. By the ‘30s, curves were back, and bras played up the bust, just like the models in those Montgomery Ward pages some of you would sneak peeks. The ‘40s and ‘50s cranked the glamour to eleven with bullet bras, those pointy wonders Marilyn Monroe made iconic. Triumph (around since 1886, but bra-big by the ‘30s) rolled out molded cups in the ‘60s, smooth and comfy, ruling Europe’s lingerie racks. Frederick’s of Hollywood (1947) was the naughty cousin, with bold, sexy bras that screamed pin-up fantasy. Wonderbra (1964) hit later, its push-up magic blowing up in the 90s, promising cleavage that turned heads.
The ‘70s and ‘80s made lingerie a showstopper. The first sports bra, the Jogbra (1977), was introduced. Victoria’s Secret (1977) burst in, thanks to Roy Raymond, who wanted lingerie shopping to feel fancy. Their ‘95 fashion show turned bras into pure spectacle. Hanky Panky (1977) charmed with stretchy lace bras, so soft you forgot you were wearing them, but their one-size-fits-most really meant it didn’t fit anyone well. La Perla, from Italy, (1954) was the fancy aunt, weaving silk and lace into bras that cost a fortune and still do, but they are very pretty.
From ancient bands to corsets, and handkerchiefs to Italian dazzle, lingerie brands have stitched a story across centuries. As we close those catalog pages, we hold tight to the nostalgia- and the giggles.
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Thank you, Piper - who woulda thought that YOU would be the one who would make this a bewb thread?!!
Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!
Holy Shitballs! How in the ever-loving Hell did it get to be late middle July? I've been working on some long neglected projects around the house before WW divorces me, including fixing the smashed back fence from the storm a couple months ago. Having said that, retirement is going so well I might need to hire an assistant!
With that, step into the dojo and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we?
Please do not shoot like this. This is the opposite of good fundamentals. It is worse than no fundamentals at all, so for the love of all that is good, just don't shoot like this. Thank you.
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Steve McQueen's Mare's Leg
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Curio & Relic Eligible!
Weasel hearts his Colt SP-1, and it's hard to believe, but it is becoming eligible as a C&R transfer!
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Crossbow v. Longbow
Do you have a preference?
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Our Pal The Kingsbury Thrust Bearing
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Highway Patrol!
This week's episode: Double Death!
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All Monsters Attack!
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Musical Interlude
The Outlaws and a live version of Ghost Riders from 1981.
Liga Undercrown is Drew Estate's more affordable (and available) line alongside the pricey and elusive Liga Privada. I reviewed the connecticut (Shade) version here recently. The maduro is of course much closer to its Privada cousins, and shares one leaf (the stalk-cut Connecticut habano oscuro, in this case used as binder). The wrapper is a handsome chocolate brown Mexican Otapan Negro leaf with lots of "tooth" - rustic texture and visible veins. Fillers are from Nicaragua, and mata fina from Brazil. The draw on this gran toro (6 X 52) was just how I like it, easy but not too easy. Burn line required some touch-ups along the way, and smoke was good. Very consistent flavor profile throughout - tobacco sweetness and a persistent if faint chocolate note. Medium bodied, smooth, and less earthy than most maduros I've tried. A very nice cigar you can find online for $8.
Most bigly excellent, rhomboid! Thank you!
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Here are some different online cigar vendors. You will find they not only carry different brands and different lines from those brands, but also varying selections of vitolas (sizes/shapes) of given lines. It's good to have options, especially if you're looking for a specific cigar.
A note about sources. The brick & mortar/online divide exists with cigars, as with guns, and most consumer products, with respect to price. As with guns - since both are "persecuted industries", basically - I make a conscious effort to source at least some of my cigars from my local store(s). It's a small thing, but the brick & mortar segment for both guns and tobacco are precious, and worth supporting where you can. And if you're lucky enough to have a good cigar store/lounge available, they're often a good social event with many dangerous people of the sort who own scary gunz, or read smart military blogs like this one. -rhomboid
Anyone have others to include? Perhaps a small local roller who makes a cigar you like? Send me your recommendation and a link to the site!
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That's it for this week - have you been to the range?
Food Thread: Pork Ribs Smoked In A Wide Spot On The Road, And What's Up With Beef?
—CBD
That is JackStraw's new smoker! I'm surprised it fits in Rhode Island!
His first cook will be pork ribs, which is an excellent choice, because they are quite forgiving, and pretty inexpensive. I wonder what his second cook will be?
That is a pellet grill, which have become quite popular, and are certainly easy! I know that the traditionalists swear that if you aren't cutting your own hardwood, slaughtering and butchering your own animals, and sailing to the South Seas to harvest the pepper, then you are inauthentic and should slink away.
But sometimes convenience is a powerful thing. I would rather be inauthentic and eat good smoked meat than be overwhelmed by the insanity of some so-called experts, and never make it at home.
On the other hand, I have made smoked chicken, and while it was good, the skin was...eh...and the breast was a bit dry every time. So maybe I should embrace authenticity and start harvesting my own salt and pepper and making my own chili powder and grow my own garlic and onions and mustard seed and chopping my own wood and....
Yeah...maybe not.
I have a Weber R2D2 smoker, and while it works well, temperature regulation is a bit of an art, and for long cooks it is a pain in the ass. So a pellet smoker sounds positively decadent.
For those of you who don't obsess over this sort of stuff; most pellet smokers have electrically-driven feeds that drop pelletized fuel into the fire, and the rate is adjusted with a thermostat. So dialing in your preferred temperature is straightforward.
As a committed beef eater I am very concerned by this trend. Obviously the underlying inflation is driving some of this, but there is also precariousness of the cattle industry, which is notoriously fickle. Is it a trend? Or is it a natural instability in a volatile market?
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Damn... I love quail! The best I have ever had were from Texas... big and meaty and flavorful.
But these are now in the running for peak quailishness.
Admittedly, it was a beautiful restaurant on a gorgeous evening, and that absolutely colored my opinion of the food. But they really were delicious. I think they sauteed them gently in a pan (to make a pan sauce afterwards), then finished them for just a few seconds on a grill.
Fantastic, and the simple pan sauce was damned fine too. No, I didn't lick the plate, but I did sop it all up with bread!
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I like bourbon. I like brown butter. I sort of like peaches. Well, not really, except for the ones my cousin in Colorado grew. But I will tolerate them when accompanied by the other two. Bourbon Brown Butter Peach Ice Cream sounds great, and my experience with homemade ice cream has been uniformly good.
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This is the sort of dish that is easy to make for a crowd, tastes good, and is easy on the wallet if you really don't want to spend too much on that asshole second cousin who is coming over because your wife is a much nicer person than you are and thinks that excluding him is rude, even though he is... you know... an asshole!
Sometimes red onion can be discordantly sharp when raw; a quick rinse (after slicing) under cold water will fix that. And make this in the summer when the tomatoes are nice and sweet. It will work in February, but those tomatoes will be thick-skinned and a bit tart.
I would also double the recipe. It seems a bit skimpy. And I wouldn't add all of the dressing at once. Half, then toss, taste, and add more until you are satisfied.
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I thought France would have good garlic, but the Frogs seem to have the same problem we have in the U.S. At least they don't import filthy garlic from China. Pork is great here, but no game, so send all of your extra antelope to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.
Who are those poor deluded souls We know who shakes their Manhattans! These are the same people who drink fine bourbon with coke, and probably shake red wine with ice too.
$1,200 for a bottle of bourbon is just stupid, insulting, and a ghastly affront to most people's palates and wallets. I think the sweet spot is $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle.
The problem...or the solution...is to buy lots of bourbon, take tasting notes, and eventually arrive at your favorites! It should take forty or fifty years, but it is worth it!
Oh yes....one more example of the inherent superiority of America over Europe!
That is a bottle of Vodka. Generic vodka from France, with a supposed Russian pedigree. It's produced (as far as I can tell, and I don't care) in France, for the European market, and is bottled at a pathetic, effeminate, better for teenagers 75 proof. And before you suggest that I shop around; this is a big brand, but the other ones are also bottled at that anemic strength.
For F*ck's Sake! Man up!
Luckily, I don't drink that sh*t, and prefer American whiskey, which is imported at its normal proof. Oddly, some are stupidly expensive (Jack Daniel's for $40? No thanks). But some are reasonably priced, which is why I am drinking Bulleit 10-Year! And yes, I caved, and bought a bottle of Weller 12-Year-Old. And no, it wasn't reasonably priced, but I have never seen it anywhere in the United States, so I had to buy a bottle.
The worst part about it? The damned stuff is delicious.
The Damage Done By The Biden/Obama Junta Will Not Be Repaired Quickly
—CBD
Their foul paws were in everything, from child mutilation disguised as medical care; to payoffs to their political cronies; to multi-billion dollar boondoggles in "green energy; to the destruction of our border defenses; to making the armed forces an LGBTQ+ lunatic asylum; to the weaponization of our legal system; to the evisceration of the Constitution, beginning with the 2nd Amendment; and much, much more.
Here is an example of a shockingly craven political act that will take a huge amount of money, and a long time to repair.
Upon taking office in January, President Donald Trump proclaimed that “We will bring prices down, fill our strategic reserves up again right to the top, and export American energy all over the world.” The statement referred to the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR), the nation’s energy stockpile. It wasn’t the only time Trump stated his administration would replenish the stockpile.
However, the Big Beautiful Bill allocated only $171 million for petroleum acquisitions toward that goal. To get back to where it was when former President Joe Biden took office, the federal government needs to purchase approximately 236 million barrels of oil. At current oil prices, which have been hovering around $65 per barrel for the past few weeks, the $171 million Congress allocated will only add a few million barrels to the reserve.
Sure, we can pile on and criticize the Trump administration for not going full-steam ahead and refilling the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR). After all, it is an important part of our national security, and something that seems relatively straightforward to do. Except.... we need Congress to appropriate about $20 billion to get it done, and that will be a political fight that in light of other issues, might not be realistic.
A more optimistic view of our national security needs should probably recognize that the United States is now the world's largest petroleum producer, and that is far different than in 1975 when the SPR was created. A far more pressing issue is our refining capacity that is concentrated in just a few facilities.
We have about 125 petroleum refineries in the United States, and the top 10 produce about 5,000,000 barrels/day. So an attack on just those 10 would decrease our refining capacity by 25%. Five are in Texas, and three are in Louisiana, so the attack wouldn't even have to cover most of America.
Of course, the most significant damage the traitorous Biden/Obama junta may have done is opened the border to many thousands of military-age Chinese, rabid Islamists, and others. Is it beyond the realm of possibility that some of them are here for the express purpose of industrial sabotage in the event of a conflict? Or even just garden-variety Muslim terrorism?
The Big Beautiful Bill funded an additional 10,000 Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents.
Sunday Morning Book Thread - 7-20-2025 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]
—Open Blogger
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Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading. Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...(you know Ace lounges around in these on Sunday mornings...)
So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?
This is a shelf of books in he dictionary section of the library in which I work (but do not work for). If you click on the image to enlarge it, you can see some interesting books, such as the Code Names Dictionary, The Dictionary of Cofusable Words, and Origin of the Term Shyster, written by an etymologist it's been my pleasure to work with over the years in my professional capacity as an instructional designer. Also my German professor. I don't remember anything I learned in three semesters of German, though.
ON THE PASSAGE OF TIME
I am fascinated by the passing of time in a story. We may not consciously realize it, but understanding how the events unfold over time can lead to a deeper appreciation of the story. Or, if the author is terrible about tracking time, it can also lead to a break in immersion, causing us to go, "WTF? How and when did that happen?"
Consider the murder mystery plot. Establishing a time of death of the victim is an important component in unraveling the mystery. Once that time of death has been determined, the investigator(s) can backtrack through the timeline to see which of the possible suspects had the greatest possibility to be in the vicinity of the crime when it took place.
In an action thriller or spy story, we may have a "ticking timebomb" scenario which limits the actions of the protagonist as they are forced to deal with a situation that will rapidly become unpleasant at a well-defined point in the future. Prophecies in fantasy stories can also work this way sometimes, as characters may be destined to fulfill the prophecy during a cosmic alignment.
Here on Earth, we have a time system that's relatively easy to understand. 24-hour days, 7-days a week, 28-31 days per month, and 365 days per year. The world is divided into time zones, but not all time zones are equal, so that can complicate things in a story. We also have several different calendars in use, depending on culture and society. And in a story set in a culture/society before regular clocks were discovered, people largely moved around the hours of daylight and responded to the rhythms of the seasons. All of these need to be factored into quality storytelling.
Once you leave planet Earth and move out into the solar system, things get stranger. We are used to our 24-hour days here on Earth, but in space, that's irrelevant other than as a useful tool for maintaining humanity's natural circadian rhythms. On Mars, days are slightly longer (24.6 hours), so humans can adjust to that easily, but the period of revolution around the sun is much longer (687 Earth days). As humanity achieves greater and greaters speeds for traveling, a necessity due to the vast distances between planets, moons, and asteroids, relatavistic effects will begin piling up, as characters start aging at different rates relative to their frames of reference.
Now leave the solar system and explore the galaxy. How do you track days, weeks, months, or years? What standard do you use for time? Most science fiction stories seem to use a "local time" and a "galactic standard time" that's set by the central government of the galactic civilization, though alien civilizations will have their own methods of tracking time. For instance in the Star Wars universe, the galactic standard time is based on Coruscant, the seat of power for for the Republic. However, the Chiss, who are not part of the Galatic Republic no doubt use their own clocks (they are also highly xenophobic).
Finally, things get truly bizarre when we leave our little corner of the cosmos and explore the multiverse, either in planes of existence in fantasy, or in alternate dimensions in science fiction. In those stories, you may as well throw out any of the rulebooks regarding time. In The Chronicles of Narnia, for instance, where characters travel back and forth between our world and Narnia, it's well-established as early as the first book that Narnian time moves to the beat of a different drummer. The Pevensie children grow up to become young adults in Narnia in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe but return to their childhood ages when they cross back into our world. In Prince Caspian, over a thousand years have passed in Narnia when they cross back over, while only a few months or so has passed in our world.
It's fun to play around with time in stories, though you do have to watch out for some gotchas. In Peter F. Hamilton's Night's Dawn series, for instance, it's clear that the story takes place over several months. Two female characters become pregnant early in the story (from the same man--it's complicated), yet neither character shows any progress in their pregnancy during that time. Confederacy medical technology is incredibly advanced, but they don't seem to have the ability to hide pregnancies for nine months. It's a weird little detail that bugged me during the otherise enjoyable story.
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CHANGING TASTES IN READING
As I've reached the ripe and dignified age of 29+, I've noticed that my tastes in reading have shifted. Oh, I still love my fantasy and science fiction stories, of course, but I don't seek out NEW authors anymore. I did a brief look back through the books I've purchased over the past several years based on their publication dates. They basically fall into the following categories:
Books written by authors I already know.
Reprints of books that may have been written decades ago.
Moron Recommendations.
I only have FOUR books published in 2025, and all of them fall into the categories above. I only purchased ELEVEN books that were published in 2024, and again they all fall into these categories.
Does this make me an old fogey? I dunno. I just know that I am not at all interested in the hot new thing among fantasy and science fiction writers, preferring to read the many, many books that exist in the past. Far too many for me to read in one lifetime. I'll continuing reading new books from authors I enjoy, like Larry Correia or Robert Jackson Bennett, but I've given up on a few authors like Raymond E. Feist and Terry Brooks who have basically ended their long-running series and therefore I don't feel to compelled to keep buying their books.
Has this happened to you?
RESPONDING TO MORON COMMENTS
Thanks to one of my other gigs, helping out at church on Sundays, I don't get to respond to the comments as much as I might like. Usually, I have about an hour or so on Sundays to read the comments before I go to church. But when I am "working" on the tech team, I have to get there early, so I post the Sunday Morning Book Thread and hurry on down there to get things set up for worship. I then come home and read the comments after church.
Perfesser, top pic should be titled
Feline dreams of android mice
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Definitely my favorite comment from last week!
One of the Weinsteins (Bret?) has been deriding physics as having become constipated by its obsession with string theory. He speaks of that often when he appears on podcasts.
Apologies, it is Eric Weinstein.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 13, 2025 09:01 AM (Tv15w)
Physicist Lee Smolin wrote an entire book on the subject of string theory in physics and how it has held back advancements in scientific inquiry: Trouble with Physics: The Rise of String Theory, the Fall of a Science, and What Comes Next (2006). It's an untested and untestable theory (with current technology), but for at least a couple decades it's been the "hot new thing" as physicists everywhere pursued it to find a "theory of everything." Like climate change, it was a sure way to secure funding for various projects that *might* lead to breakthroughs. Although the mathematics behind it are interesting, I don't think string theory has yet yielded any tangible results.
What book have you read that you want it to be made into a movie?
I would really like them to make Armor into a movie. I understand that it has a Shamalamadingdong twist but I think some innovative screenwriter can make it work.
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2025 10:10 AM (VofaG)
I would not trust anyone in Hollywood to make a movie about *any* of my favorite books. They've already butchered one of my favorites (The Wheel of Time) beyond recognition. They did the same to the Shannara series. I turned that show off after less than five minutes.
Some of Clifford Simak's books could make for interesting movies, though. He wrote amazing Western stories. Every time I read one of Simak's Western short stories, they feel very cinematic. You could take a few of those, rewrite them to have the same protagonist, and stitch them into a pretty good Western movie.
MORON RECOMMENDATIONS
Witness by Sandra Brown is a thrilling tale of mystery, lies, intrigue, and a secret conspiracy too horrible to contemplate. The story begins with a horrible auto accident in the rain, a series of escapes to avoid not only the evil doers but those on the side of law and order who seek only justice, and one main character's amnesia from the wreck. Great character development and a twisting, tangled plot that unravels slowly and with surprises around each bend. Secrets are kept until the last page and then - ta da! - still not revealed. Brown writes great tales of thrills and suspense that keep you hanging on to the end. Recommended.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 13, 2025 10:10 AM (kB9dk)
Comment: Sounds intriguing. I may have to read this. I like a good story that winds around itself, revealing just enough to give you a hint that something larger is afoot, but also tantalizing you with darker secrets within secrets until you aren't quite sure who the good guys are, though in the end it should be obvious who the main antagonist is so that you can root for justice to be served. Unless it's part of a series with a much larger metaplot that keeps you coming back for more.
After reviewing some of OregonMuse's old Book Threads, I thought I'd try something a bit different. Instead of just listing WHAT I'm reading, I'll include commentary as well. Unless otherwise specified, you can interpret this as an implied recommendation, though as always your mileage may vary.
Bobby Dollar Trilogy Book 2 - Happy Hour in Hell by Tad Williams
In the previous book, angel Bobby "Doloriel" Dollar found himself enmeshed in a weird conspiracy between an angel and a demon that sought to create a "Third Way" between Heaven and Hell for the souls of the departed. Along the way, Bobby fell in love with a demoness, a strict no-no among the Heavenly choirs. Now he's pledged to rescue her from Hell, as she's now the plaything of Eligor the Horseman, Duke of Hell.
This book is full of dark and twisted humor as Bobby navigates the intricacies of the infernal plane of Hell. Some truly gruesome stuff.
Also, and I don't understand this, Williams inserts a gratuitous swipe at Donald Trump. He does it again in the next book (see below). This series was written long before Donald Trump announced he was even running for President the first time. But I guess he was a public celebrity figure and so authors like Tad Williams and Richard Kadrey (who also frequently swipes at Trump) feel like a rich NYC real-estate developer is an acceptable target. Fortunately, Williams only does it a couple of times and doesn't derail the story with long tirades against Trumpism.
Bobby Dollar Trilogy Book 3 - Sleeping Late on Judgement Day by Tad Williams
Minor spoiler: Bobby Dollar failed in his quest to rescue his ladylove. Returned to Earth, he's still embroiled in a new conflict between Heaven and Hell that threatens to undo the delicate balance between the two forces that has led to an unpleasant, but workable system. He now knows which angelic Power is after him. It's up to Bobby and his allies to unmask the Power so that Heaven's justice can be applied where it belongs.
Although I like Tad Williams writing and I enjoy his other series quite a bit. The Bobby Dollar trilogy is his weakest work in my opinion. Think of it as a combination of Dresden Files meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets Supernatural. That about sums up this series.
The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood by Howard Pyle
The Bobby Dollar Trilogy is pretty dark and depressing, so I thought I'd try for a lighter, more enjoyable read. The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood lives up to the title. The words "merry" and "marry" are sprinkled liberally throughout every story. Like The Sword in the Stone, it's a very silly book, full of light-hearted adventures of the titular Robin Hood and his Merry Men. According to this book, Robin became an outlaw after killing a man in self-defense (though Robin did just shoot a King's deer right before that, which is also a capital offense). He swore after that he would never take another life. Though he's quite fond of thumping his enemies with a quarter-staff.
The stories get a bit repetitive after a while, as many of them can be summed up as follows:
Robin or one of his Merry Men set out on a quest (such as going to buy Lincoln green wool for new outfits).
They meet someone coming the other way. A non-lethal fight ensues, usually involving quarterstaffs.
Either Robin (or his Merry Man) wins the fight or Robin loses. Regardless of the outcome, Robin recruits his opponent to join the Merry Men.
The man accepts the invitation without hesitation, throwing away his old life and relationships immediately.
Other stories involve Robin or his Merry Men playing tricks on the Sheriff of Nottingham or local rich bishops and lords that Robin wants to steal from.
The dialog is all written in Ye Olde English, which takes a while to get used to with all of the "thees" and "thous" and "wots." Still enjoyable for the most part once you can decipher the dialect.
Tips, suggestions, recommendations, etc., can all be directed to perfessor -dot- squirrel -at- gmail -dot- com.
"There is no book so bad...that it does not have something good in it."
Disclaimer: No Morons were physically harmed in the making of this Sunday Morning Book Thread. Never accept a dinner invitation from a man dressed in a Lincoln green outfit.
If you gaze long into an LLM, the LLM also gazes into you: Geoff Lewis is managing partner and co-founder of Bedrock Capital (no, you're thinking of Blackrock) and guided his firm to be an early investor in OpenAI. He used ChatGPT to help him in his work on a daily basis.
There is a website called the SCP Foundation that documents the work of a secretive organisation that finds, catalogues, and if possible imprisons various kinds of cosmic horror and more innocuous but equally strange entities. It's a work of collaborative fiction organised as a wiki, and has been running for more than 15 years.
It's all online where tools like ChatGPT can scan it and incorporate it into their hallucinations, which is exactly what it fed to Geoff Lewis, providing the perfect reinforcement loop to drive him into psychosis.
Which in a strange form of recursion, layering reality upon fiction, makes ChatGPT into precisely the kind of psychic terror that the SCP Foundation pretends to investigate.
If you are, the Asus ProArt PA32QCV is exactly that and costs exactly that much, or will do when it launches next month.
It has two Thunderbolt 4 ports with 96W power delivery, DisplayPort, HDMI, two 2W speakers with a headphone jack, and a built-in USB hub with KVM support.
It only offers a 60Hz refresh rate, so definitely more suitable to professional artists than competitive gamers.
I want one. But since I run a triple-monitor setup, that could get kind of expensive.
No numbers attached, but expect it to cost more than three 6K monitors.
The company also plans to build eleven wafer manufacturing plants (creating silicon wafers to turn into chips) and four packaging facilities (where the bare slivers of silicon are packaged into the products that other companies package into the boards that still other companies package into consumer products).
The company's new XN77-160M-CS - forgive them, this is not a retail brand - uses AMD's Strix Halo CPU, which has integrated graphics on par with Nvidia's laptop 4070 model, paired with up to 128GB of RAM.
The RAM is soldered due to timing constraints of the 256-bit bus - Framework tried modular RAM on this processor but couldn't make it work reliably at the required speeds - but it does have two M.2 slots.
Plus a 2560x1600 165Hz display covering 100% of sRGB, two Thunderbolt 4 ports, two regular USB ports, wired Ethernet (though only gigabit), HDMI, what looks like a full-size SD card slot, a headphone jack, a barrel jack power connector, and the Four Essential Keys all in their rightful place.
No pricing specified since this will be sold to other companies who will then market it to the public.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: Ask the children. The children have many dollars.
Saturday Night "Club ONT" July 19, 2025 [The 3 Ds]
—Open Blogger
Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. Feel free to interrupt - particularly if you are saying it better.
Several accounts credit the Planter's Punch to Myers's Rum. The Jamaican rum brand sold a Planter's Punch Rum to be used specifically in the cocktail, and this product helped to popularize the recipe among drinkers. The cocktail was fashionable in the United States through the 1960s, until the Tiki craze began to subside. The cocktail lost its luster over the years, but it was revived during the Tiki renaissance of the 2000s and resurfaced in cocktail books, like Ted Haigh's influential 2009 tome, "Vintage Spirits and Forgotten Cocktails."
- 3 ounces dark rum
- 1 ounce simple syrup
- 3/4 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed
- 1 teaspoon grenadine
- 3 dashes Angostura bitters
- 1 splash club soda, chilled
- Garnish: mint sprig
Fill a shaker with ice.
Add the rum, lime juice, simple syrup, grenadine, club soda, and bitters.
Shake well for about 10-15 seconds.
Strain into a tall glass filled with ice (a highball or Collins glass works great).
Garnish with an orange slice, cherry, or a mint sprig.
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) July 15, 2025
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Club ONT Cheeky Content
There have been reports of "Moonings" in retaliation for failing to secure a FIRST. The 3D's would act shocked, but we are not. Moon with a purpose. Moon responsibly. Carry on.
Mixed history on when the first "Mooning" occurred.
Some sources have cited mooning, or baring one’s butt at another as an insult that stretches back to the Romans, but the gesture as we know it today seems to have started in the Middle Ages.
Wikipedia claims that the first known instance of mooning was recorded by the famous Roman-Jewish historian Josephus in the 1st century A.D. According to Josephus’ account in The Wars of the Jews, a Roman soldier bared his rear to an audience of Jews celebrating Passover, and incited a riot that killed “upwards of thirty thousand.” However, a closer examination of Josephus’s account shows that the soldier was not mooning the crowd, but rather farting in their general direction. Josephus puts it more delicately, “One of the soldiers, raising his robe, stooped in an indecent attitude, so as to turn his backside to the Jews, and made a noise in keeping with his posture.”
Mooning was first recorded in North America in around 1524, when the Italian explorer Giovanni da Verrazzano and his crew were mooned by Native Americans of the Abenaki tribe along the coast of Maine . Verrazzano was astonished by the “barbarous” behavior of the natives and called the state of Maine “onde la male gente” (land of the bad people). The Abenaki, however, had previous contact with Europeans and did not think very highly of them. Mooning Verrazzano and his crew was the Abenaki’s unequivocal way of telling the Europeans exactly what they thought of them.
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Why? Pizzeria in Australia puts orange slices on pizza? Are the Aussie's Vitamin C deficient?
In March, Bubba Pizza's research cooks considered that, since pineapple does so well on pizza, perhaps another citrus fruit would, too. This summer, the New York Post reports, the chain is offering pizzas with orange slices and ham. Online reaction has been lively, although, oddly enough, not universally positive.
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Club ONT Wall of Shame
Musicians were once made of sturdier stuff. On the other hand, it truly a skill to virtue signal this hard and acknowledge nobody is buying tickets to your shows at the same time.
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International Language
US personnel at a Ukrainian airfield during Operation Frantic in 1944 leaf through an edition of "Yank" magazine with a pair of Soviet soldiers in the shade of a B-17. In spite of a presumed language barrier it appears that they eventually find some common ground pic.twitter.com/VlDs5eI1a6
In memoriam: say a prayer for Doggo's doggo that crossed over the Rainbow Bridge yesterday. Always a tough event. Judging from posts on today's earlier Pet Thread, others among the Horde have recently lost pets of their own. If you have a doggo, give 'em an extra milkbone tonight. If you have a pet of another kind, give 'em an appropriate treat of another kind.
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Club ONT note: a recent patron that was on the receiving end of an over-exuberant effort to slide a full mug of beer down the bar. While the patron clearly said "Beer me!", the bartender underestimated their strength and the patron's ability to catch said beer. Club ONT has also determined that the bar was not level. It was tilted with a modest downward slope towards said patron, likely speeding the suds along. Fixing the bar, firing the bartender or changing the laws of gravity are infeasible. Patrons are advised to use "beer me!" with care.
Hyperbole has the opposite intended effect most of the time. We live in a saturated information age where anyone has a voice, and every voice wants to be heard. You don't get attention by saying something is pretty good. You have to be loud, and saying things are the greatest or worst things ever becomes ever-present, making each successive declaration less convincing than the last. So, when someone with a (tiny) voice discovers something they genuinely think may be one of the best ever, one must be careful, especially if that thing is fairly far removed from the audience's expectations.
When considering the top-most tier of talent behind the camera of film history, one is met with titans. Akira Kurosawa. Charlie Chaplin. Martin Scorsese. Federico Fellini. Ingmar Bergman. Steven Spielberg. John Ford. Men who shaped the medium, made great art, and entertained millions. But sometimes, you encounter someone quieter, less assuming, and more refined (I use that word very specifically), and you realize that perhaps the greatest of them is someone fewer people take notice of.
Yasujiro Ozu was one of the earliest of Japanese feature filmmakers, beginning his filmmaking directing career in 1927 (in the American context, I would consider him second generation like Howard Hawks). By the time Akira Kurosawa was a young director, Ozu was a titan in the Japanese filmmaking world, able to override Imperial censorship objections of Kurosawa's The Men Who Tread on Tiger's Tails through simple praise of the work at the censorship meeting as recounted by Kurosawa in his (something like an) autobiography. He'd dominated the Japanese film world artistically for years, winning the Japanese equivalent of the Best Picture Oscar (the Kinema Junpo Award) a total of six times, including three years in a row (1932-1934).
And yet, his films are deceptively simple. Once he gained as full control as one can in the industry, roughly the mid-30s, he made, almost exclusively, quiet family dramas with little obvious visual flair. It was these kinds of movies that moved him from critical darling to box office champion in Japan. This was happening concurrently while the aforementioned Kurosawa was bringing Western filmmaking technique (and advancing it on his own) to action movies in the same country with movies like The Hidden Fortress and Yojimbo. And yet, Ozu's films were just as popular in Japan.
Now, books have been written about Ozu, his Zen influences, and his technique. One major reason I decided to dig into Ozu's work, of which I was passingly familiar beforehand, was reading Paul Schrader's Transcendental Style in Film, a largely academic work he wrote in his twenties that features Ozu prominently. I'm not going to dig into that stuff in any significant manner in this essay (though, I imagine an unwritten book to be had would be about the use of clothing). This is more of an introduction, an effort to get people unfamiliar with even his name to check him out. I think, though, that it's going to be a challenge.
Pacing is how quickly information and events happen in a story. Most of us have been conditioned through our entertainment choices to expect a certain, elevated pacing, a constant movement of plot to get to the next point. I think it's a key point of growth when we move beyond that to realize a simple truth: slower films can be engrossing, too.
In Paul Schrader's book, he also has a chapter on Robert Bresson, and the Criterion Collection interviewed Schrader for their home video release of Bresson's Pickpocket. In that interview, Schrader briefly touches on the idea of pacing, using an example of the main character passing through a door, how Bresson lingers too long before the character enters the shot and cuts too late, especially when the shot afterwards starts too early, to establish how Bresson uses pacing to affect something specific from his audience (unease, mostly). I mention it only because I can link to video easily and people will be more likely to click on it. (The below embed starts at 9:30 and where Schrader begins talking about pacing.)
Schrader also discusses pacing when writing about Ozu in his book, and it's something I remember Stephen Prince, the film scholar who taught at Virginia Tech, talking about when he taught Tokyo Story in his survey class. Ozu will start scenes with shots of empty rooms that will linger for a second or two before a character walks in. Scenes will end with characters walking out of a room and Ozu lingers on that empty room for a second before cutting to the next scene. Much like Bresson, there's a purpose to this, even if the purpose is very different. Ozu doesn't want to create distance or discomfort. He uses his pacing to do the exact opposite. Everything about how Ozu makes his films is about getting the audience settled into the reality of his films, and his pacing is about helping you feel like you are there, like you are sitting in the room as an observer, not filtering your view of the action through the choices of someone else (though this, of course, is a choice on his part which starts a rabbit hole I'm never going to go down).
However, there's another reason he does this, and it's introspection. His films never stop. They're always moving, but they're moving in small ways. Conversations occur where characters advance their little stories, by the end almost always about parents trying to marry off their adult daughter, and progressing from one action to the next (many key actions, like the meeting of characters, can happen off screen). However, after moments of drama, like an argument, he'll always go quiet so that people can reflect on what has just happened.
The example I keep coming back to comes from his film The Flavor of Green Tea Over Rice, a story of a childless, middle-aged couple who invite their niece to join them for a short time. The niece, observing the relationship and finding it unfair to her uncle, stirs things up which brings out some simmering issues between man and wife. Near the end of the film, after an argument where the uncle lists how his wife henpecks him about everything (including the titular spilling of sauces over rice which she considers gauche and provincial) they stop talking. Instead, they decide that it's time for a late-night snack. So, Ozu, mostly in one wide-shot of their kitchen, watches as the pair bring plates and bowls out of cupboards, placing them on a tray, and collecting their rice from their ohitsu, and then they bring it into their living room where they sit on the floor and begin to eat.
What was accomplished by this look at the mundane reality of collecting things for a late-night snack? Time was accomplished. Time for both characters and audience to reflect on the magnitude of what was said and realize that, despite the heat of the moment, it wasn't that important. That there was still love there, love we'd seen peek through the film, and giving them space to reconnect.
The slow and steady pacing of his films, of people largely calmly talking to each other in rooms, has this cumulative effect that define his films and make them work emotionally. They require patience, especially from the perspective of an American weened on American cinema of the last 50 years, but that patience is rewarded in the end.
Growth in the Industry
The one thing to keep in mind about Ozu is that he repeats himself a lot. The only other filmmaker I've explored who repeats themselves nearly this much was Howard Hawks who kept making movies about love triangles between two men in a dangerous profession and the woman who loved them both. With Ozu, whose career is largely defined by his post-WWII work, it's mostly about small family dramas. His career started differently, though.
All but three of his films were made with the same studio, Shochiku Films, and he was very much a studio director, especially in his silent period. From 1927 to 1935 he made thirty-three silent feature films (only thirteen of them are extant with one more only missing two reels), and he jumped from genre to genre. There were a lot of gangster movies, crime movies, and melodramas. It was here where he let most of his cinematic influences fly the most freely, especially the works of Alfred Hitchcock (evidenced with heavy shadow work like in That Night's Wife) or Ernst Lubitsch (like the style of comedy in The Lady and the Beard), but through it all, knowing what's to come, it's easy to see Ozu exerting himself over his films to bend them to what he naturally wanted to do through the art of cinema. So, take the crime example of That Night's Wife, the story of a man who robs a bank to pay for medicine for his sick daughter, followed by home by a policeman, and most of the film is people kind of just staring at each other as they wait out the night to see if she gets better (there's some exchanges of ownership of a gun to help keep the tension up). That whole backend of the film in one room feels very Ozu in a crime film context.
And he was greatly respected in the film industry for what he did. It took some time until he met consistent commercial success (I've read that his first "box office success" was Brothers and Sisters of the Toda Family, which came out in 1941, something I can't really verify because I can't find box office returns for Japan in the 1930s and 40s), but it was obvious that he was using his growing influence to tell stories he wanted to tell, and those trended towards the family drama.
By the time WWII was over, though, the Imperial Japanese censorship regime was dead, replaced by an American occupation censorship regime, and Ozu's brand of small, family drama fit in well with the American propaganda concerns in the nation (one of Kurosawa's films of this period, No Regrets for Our Youth, is all about how militarism is bad and farming is good). It was the perfect period for Ozu to use his clout within the industry to make the films he wanted.
Refinement
And he wanted to make one movie. He wanted to make it over and over again. It was the story of a widowed parent trying to convince his or her adult daughter to marry and move out of the house. There were definite exceptions (mostly when he would loan himself out to other studios, Shintoho for The Munekata Sisters, an adaptation of a melodramatic book, Daiei for Floating Weeds, a remake of his own silent A Story of Floating Weeds, and Toho for The End of Summer, an excuse to work with as many Toho regulars as possible). And, of course, his most famous film, Tokyo Story, isn't about it. However, Late Spring, Early Summer, Equinox Flower, Late Autumn, and An Autumn Afternoon are all about parents trying to marry off their daughters.
And that kind of repetition can often be dismissed by people. Why doesn't he do something new? I remember this being hurled at Wes Anderson right about the time that The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou came out, stylistically extremely similar to The Royal Tenenbaums, and I found it curious. I enjoyed both films, even if they were stylistically very similar with thematic concerns around daddy-issues. Wasn't the point that the films were good? That was the point for Ozu.
And so he created his own personal music box, "a little box where the same actors play the same characters, playing the same plots over and over again. Comfortable, yet emotionally involving," as Mark Andrew Edwards put it, who went along for most of the journey with me. And it works. The gentle way he could create characters, elide the biggest events and focus on the smaller build ups and aftereffects, all while quietly inviting the audience to just sit down on the tatami mat like a family member creates this world of a not quite real Tokyo, too nice to be reality, but full of true human emotions that are there for those willing to sit on that tatami.
And I think you should.
Sitting Down on the Tatami
So, imagine for a moment that I've intrigued you. Where do you begin? Start with his most famous film, Tokyo Story. The story of two elderly parents who try and spend a week with their two children and their deceased son's wife in the eponymous city, getting shuffled around because life happens, never really connecting with their children but being understanding about it the whole time. It's a marvelous film, but you have to be ready for the rhythms of Ozu's cinematic grammar.
And that's why I start with such hesitation. How many will say, "Sure, I'll try this," see a five-minute long scene of two old people packing, and just be turned off because "nothing's happening"? I wish I had the authority to just say, "Watch this," and people would be patient with whatever I recommended, but that's not the case. You're more likely to dismiss my recommendations blind than accept them, so I gingerly describe what Ozu's films are like, how they work, why they came about, and hope that those of you who read through and feel like there's something there in Ozu's work that interests you won't be surprised when you do finally try.
That's not going to be all of you. I doubt it's most of you. Heck, I doubt it's a significant portion of you. However, for those few of you who do think that Ozu's music boxes of repeating characters, actors, and plots sounds intriguing and have never discovered it, well...start with Tokyo Story. The whole thing is on archive.org for some reason. Also, my personal favorite Ozu film, Late Autumn, is also available on archive.org in full.
And for those interested in Schrader's take on Ozu, there's the book itself, Transcendental Style in Film, which you can find anywhere to buy, but there's also this 26-minute long video of him summarizing the new introduction he wrote a few years ago to the book he wrote in his youth in the early 70s. The book is an academic text, but I found it engrossing and interesting.
Another Voice
Mark Andrew Edwards decided to go along on this journey with me, watching as much of Ozu's filmography as he could, and he ended up writing an essay of his own. Mark and I don't always agree on movies, and there were Ozu films that we found some distance between ourselves on, but Ozu's films obviously ended up meaning something to him as well. So, I want to end with an observation from his essay (which you can read in full here):
"But we are in the room, an invisible ghost, a trusted friend of the family, allowed to see everything, knowing we aren't there to interfere, but just share and learn, maybe to commemorate, maybe to celebrate silently with them. And sometimes, we leave the characters and contemplate the natural world outside, drifting along with the wind memorably in one instance. His films aren't in a hurry to hustle us outside or on to the next spectacle. There's no big drama, just little dramas, of life. Life moving on. Ozu stories don't end, the camera is just turned off. All these characters are going on, living their life even after our observation ends."
Late Autumn (Rating 4/4) Full Review "The combination of light comedy and clear-eyed character work that drives the drama creates this emotional impact and catharsis by the end that carries me for the final half-hour. It's subtle, deeply moving, funny, a remarkable film. It's one of the greats." [The Criterion Channel]
The End of Summer (Rating 3/4) Full Review "So, it's good. Ozu was simply far too skilled at this point to make anything less than that. However, this feels like a film bred from something other than his desire to refine his technique, an attempt to take advantage of a unique professional situation rather than a story he needed to tell once more, though it does share a lot of the same motifs." [The Criterion Channel]
An Autumn Afternoon (Rating 4/4) Full Review "I loved this film. Absolutely loved it. If Late Autumn hadn't hit me so hard, I'd be calling this Ozu's best work in a body of work that includes Tokyo Story. And that's why I wanted Ozu to live and work another 30 years. He could make the same story of a parent giving away a daughter repeatedly forever, and I'd watch and enjoy them forever." [The Criterion Channel]
The Young Stranger (Rating 4/4) Full Review "It doesn't surprise me that no one searches out Frankenheimer's first film, a small family drama he made in the middle of his television career before Birdman of Alcatraz with no movie stars and not at all genre related. But, I think that should be fixed." [YouTube]
The Young Savages (Rating 2.5/4) Full Review "There's a lot to admire in the first two-thirds of the film. The last third, though, simply fumbles things uncompellingly with a combination of bad courtroom antics and intentional obfuscation." [Prime]
Birdman of Alcatraz (Rating 3/4) Full Review "It's how the film can never quite separate itself from the fact that it's almost as much an issue piece as it is a human interest piece. However, the human interest side wins out in the end. It's a nice, easy little fantasy about the strength of the human heart, and not much else." [YouTube]
Seven Days in May (Rating 4/4) Full Review "It exists in something of a fantasy world where the military would orchestrate a coup without the CIA, the USSR is remotely trustworthy, and a disarmament treaty had any chance at all of passing the Senate in the early 60s. Still, within that fantasy world, this is a banger of a thriller. Dr. Strangelove had a better handle on the real world situation, though." [Personal Collection]
The Train (Rating 4/4) Full Review "And that makes The Train a complete package of a film. Entertaining on the surface but thoughtful just underneath, expertly filmed and wonderfully performed, especially by Lancaster and Scofield, it's John Frankenheimer's greatest achievement." [Personal Collection]
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Welcome hobbyists! Pull up a chair and sit a spell with the Horde in this little corner of the interweb. This is the mighty, mighty officially sanctioned Ace of Spades Hobby Thread. We gave the Ace of Spades Wheel of Hobbies(TM) a spin and it came up with birds.
Birds? Yes. Birds. Quack, quack.
You might be tempted to say "I'm not really into birds as a hobby." Dig around in the content and soak in the comments. You might find that you're really into birds and didn't know it or you might find reasons to get into birds. Either way, glad you're here.
As per usual Hobby Thread etiquette, keep this thread limited to hobbying. Your participation does not need to limited to the theme. All hobbying is welcome. However, politics, current events and religious debates can live in threads elsewhere. Play nice. Do not be a troll and do not feed the trolls. Pants are optional. Puns are welcome and effectively mandatory.
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Birds offer a lot of hobbying possibilities. Bird watchers know the names and species.
The interweb says that something like 11,250 existing and extinct bird species have been identified and classified.
Artists like polynikes find compelling subject matter in the shape, coloring and movement of birds. Likewise for photographers.
Birdhouses come in all shapes and forms. Builders are limited only by their creativity and bird sized scale. Bird feeders and feeding entertains many a human and there are many different philosophies on what bird food is best to attract the winged masses and keep the squirrels and chipmunks at bay (sorry, Perfessor). Hummingbird feeding and watching is a sub-set of its own.
Some people like having birds as pets. Parrots are wild in some parts of the world, but also famously listen and talk back to their owners.
How many people keep chickens at home for eggs? Far more than you might think. Some people hunt birds and are wise in the ways of quail, turkey, and pheasant. Hunters also know about bird or duck calls.
Penguins are very different than robins or cardinals, but they are birds. There are a few places where you can see penguins in the wild and many zoos have penguin exhibits.
We're going to leave Big Bird out of this discussion but you're welcome to talk about Boobies and Tits.
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What happens inside a brand new birdhouse? Watch:
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Not all bird seed is created equal.
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There are countless websites and videos with tips on spotting and photographing birds. Here are three that seem to have abstained from clickbait and pop-ups:
Tits are all diminutive, measuring between 10 and 15 cm, and possess small but sturdy beaks. A few of them sport crests on their heads and have a varied diet of seeds and insects. Moreover, these birds have an appetite for other invertebrates, particularly fondly for small defoliating caterpillars.
One distinct characteristic of their foraging technique is hanging, which involves scrutinising a branch or twig and its foliage from all angles while suspended upside down to feed.
They are noisy, very active and social birds. They are very territorial, especially during breeding season. They are also known for their intelligence. Great Tits and Blue Tits in Britain learned how to open foil milk bottle caps to get to the cream.
Tit birds are hole-nesting birds that usually build their nests in trees, but some species have adapted to make their nests on the ground. The number of eggs laid by tit birds varies depending on the species, with a range of three to nineteen eggs.
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There has to be a chicken crossing the road joke in here somewhere
A woman who stopped at an intersection to allow a chicken to cross the road allegedly attacked another driver with bear mace for speeding by her and killing the bird.
According to [the] arrest report, 38-year-old Cynthia Sosa stopped at an intersection on July 9 "to let a chicken cross the road" when another driver "began honking at her and later passed her, running over the chicken."
Sosa reportedly pursued the driver out of frustration about the chicken's death. Upon catching up to the stopped driver, Sosa allegedly blocked the road in front of the victim's vehicle, got out of her car and attempted to open their door.
"They began fighting over the door," the report allegedly said. "Cynthia wanted to 'teach her a lesson,'' so she pulled out her bear mace and sprayed it into the vehicle, spraying [the victim] directly in the face while she was seated inside."
Did you miss the Hobby Thread last week? We talked rocks. The comments may be closed, but you can re-live the content.
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Notable comments from last week:
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Words of wisdom:
"Because despite all our troubles, when things are grim out in that wide round world of ours, that's when it's really important to have a good hobby." Posted by: tankascribe at June 22, 2024 07:41 PM (HWxAD).
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Would TRex include a mystery click behind the top photo in a Hobby Thread? Maybe... If you have trouble finding something in the content or comments that resonates with you, hijack the thread for your hobbying as you see fit. We will feature a different theme next time. What are you hobbying? We love showing off Horde hobbying. Send thoughts, suggestions and photos of your hobbying to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Do mighty things.
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click Hint: Chopper noises on an oscillator/synthesizer City nights, summer breeze makes you feel all right
Neon lights, shining brightly, make your brain ignite
See the girls with the dresses so tight
Give you love Give you love if the price is right
Black or white, in the streets, there's no wrong and no right, no!
Podcast: The economy is good, and tariffs aren't causing inflation! Is selling arms to Europe for Ukraine any better? AI spells the end of the Green Energy boondoggle, Epstein's getting boring, And ICE needs to be unleashed!
Update on Jasmine Ratchet: The DEI Dum-Dumb is eyeing a Senate run, because why should Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke get paid millions every two years to get blown out in the Texas senatorial election? Shouldn't she get some of that sweet sweet Act Blue graft?
Crockett addressed the possibility in an Instagram post where she said she would make a decision "depending on how many people reach out," but that her main focus has been legislating in the House of Representatives.
The post came after a poll from the National Republican Senatorial Committee was published showing that she was leading the pack of candidates with 35 percent in a hypothetical primary and was leading former Senate candidate Colin Allred, who was at 20 percent, per the Latin Times.
The Republican Senatorial Committee claims that she's ahead? LOL, that might be a little troll-poll.
Podcast: The shit sandwich of a spending bill that the Senate wants us to eat, NYC is screwed, the military rebounds, Iran may be stuck in its Mullah nightmare, and much more!