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Surprise! "Objective Journalist" Who Assails Bari Weiss's Normie Liberalism as Being Far Right Wing Quits CBS to Join a... Left-Wing Pro-Biden Propaganda PAC
—Disinformation Expert Ace
It's weird how these people who all swore for years that they were nonpartisan straight shooters keep joining hard-left organizations.
He's joining a left-wing propaganda twitter account called "MeidasTouch." (You can tell it's a first-rate journalistic operation by the "punny" name.) I wish I could tell you more about them. They just post clickbait/ragebait headlines all day. I had no idea had any pretensions of being an actual news site. They just re-state whatever the cult meme of the day is.
McFarlane was "disillusioned" by the editorial direction Bari Weiss was taking CBS but he's very happy now to be working for Temu Jezebel.
CBS Alum Scott McFarlane Joining Left-Wing MediasTouch as Chief Washington Correspondent
Former CBS News correspondent Scott MacFarlane joins left-leaning outlet MeidasTouch as Chief Washington Correspondent and will anchor a daily program, Scott McFarlane Reports.
Former CBS News correspondent Scott MacFarlane revealed Monday that he will join the left-leaning outlet MeidasTouch, just weeks after abrupt exit from the network amid reports he had grown "disillusioned" under editor-in-chief Bari Weiss's leadership.
In a video posted Monday to X, MacFarlane confirmed the "good news" that MeidasTouch had brought him onto the platform as chief Washington correspondent and added that he will soon anchor a daily program, Scott McFarlane Reports, positioning himself at the center of the network's political coverage.
MacFarlane framed the move as a shift toward stripped-back reporting, saying MeidasTouch shares his approach of delivering news "straight to the point" and avoiding "production theater and the useless bells and whistles."
Yes, "straight to the point."
It's explicitly a propaganda organ of the Democrat Party, formed by allies of Joe Biden to pump out regime propaganda.
Brent Scher
@BrentScher
No, you don't get it. I'm not saying Meidas Touch is openly partisan -- it is literally a PAC. It was founded as a political operation during COVID to help Joe Biden.
Back to the article:
He stressed: "I'm not an opinionist, I'm an editorialist, I'm far from a politician. I'm an enterprise reporter and have been for a quarter of a century."
"This moment of unique political toxicity and unique political danger," MacFarlane continued, adding that he and the network share a commitment that "you don't platform lies, you don't platform conspiracy theories, and you don't allow for the whitewashing of history."
CNN is letting Tapper doing his show live from his office today and it is truly one of the weirdest live news broadcasts I’ve seen in a long time pic.twitter.com/5YekegUcIN
Anderson Cooper indulged his greatest passion -- home makeovers!!! -- and redecorated his set to look like a podcaster's basement studio, using the oversized standing mics popular with podcasters.
This is so sad and desperate it's making my hormones go crazy. My breasts feel full and on the verge of "expressing."
They're really desperate to capture Candace Owens' and Tucker Carlson's "audience."
Police just uncovered a YouTube 'view farm' after a sting operation, phones mounted to the ceiling running nonstop for fake views. pic.twitter.com/MiFwOPRUkv
Meanwhile: Another sob story from a hard-left "journalist."
Former Reuters bureau chief who lost his job and is now struggling to survive as a taxi driver:
"In my previous jobs, I interviewed prime ministers and CEOs (...) We are all improvising, all one broken transmission or missed paycheck away from something even worse (...) in the… https://t.co/JbTqGde8Ji
The fact this former journalist is publishing this lament in the hard-left Nation magazine helps explain the role he himself may have played in destroying the industry that once employed him. https://t.co/9xIt4FuRu0
Far-left activists stay in 5-star Cuban hotel as island suffers total blackout
Cuba suffered mass power outages throughout the weekend as activists filmed for social media
Far-left activist groups and personalities flocked to Havana, Cuba, this week in an effort to protest the economic sanctions imposed on the country by President Donald Trump's administration.
The far-left group CodePink sponsored flights to the communist-led island, and the group was joined by Isra Hirsi, the daughter of Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., and left-wing Twitch streamer Hasan Piker, an ally of democratic socialist New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani. The group has faced heavy backlash for staying in expensive hotels to meet with government officials even as Cuban residents go without electricity.
Some delegates in the "Nuestra America Convoy," including Piker, were staying at the 5-star Gran Hotel Bristol Meliá Collection and similar resorts. Piker defended the move on social media, saying U.S. law required that they stay at the ritzy hotels.
LOL, sure.
"The American government makes it illegal for Americans to stay wherever they want when they're in Cuba," Piker told his followers. "They have to stay in what they've declared as 5-star hotels."
The claim received swift pushback on social media, with an X Community Note saying that U.S. law only prevents Americans from staying at venues owned by the Cuban government or its officials.
CodePink says it delivered thousands of pounds of aid to Cuba as part of the trip, which was organized by Cuban politician Mariela Castro and a nonprofit called Progressive International, according to the New York Post.
"Thousands of pounds of aid" = thousands of pounds of water and rice with a total value of a couple thousand dollars.
The group's arrival to Cuba, and subsequent flood of social media videos, came the same weekend that The Cuban Electric Union announced a total blackout across the island on Saturday.
It would be a real shame if this plane crashed on the way home.
Now, on to the Suddenly Sensible decrepit old madwoman Taylor Lorenz.
She is angry that the comminfluencers visited the tropical country... without wearing the requisite face-masks.
In 2026.
She says we are in "year six" of the pandemic.
It’s really so easy to not infect and kill ppl around you. No one is saying u have to be perfect, but if you respond to disabled ppl asking you not to kill/maim them and other vulnerable folks by having a meltdown instead of showing basic solidarity, you are not a serious person
I'm sure they'll be guests on Tucker Carlson this week.
As far-left American activists flood Cuba to support its flailing communist regime, U.S. officials have opened a sprawling investigation into an anti-America, pro-China nonprofit network forged during a wedding celebration in late February 2017, off Runaway Bay on Jamaica's northern coast.
There, beneath a canopy of palm trees, an elite cadre of activists, intellectuals, celebrities, political organizers and comrades in a global Marxist-Leninist-Maoist movement assembled to celebrate the "Revolutionary Love" of two luminaries, both 62 at the time: Neville Roy Singham, an American-born tech tycoon living in Shanghai, and Jodie Evans, a red-haired veteran activist and co-founder of CodePink Women for Peace.
Like the opening scene of "The Godfather," where powerful families consolidate power, the wedding celebration was about much more than the union of two people.
Over four days of dancing, lectures and late-night conversations in venues from the Flavor Beach Bar to Sharkey's Seafood, celebrating the bond of "Roy and Jodie," alliances were formed that would shape protests, unrest and political agitation over the next decade, from the fiery 2020 scenes in Minneapolis to demonstrations today supporting the regimes in Cuba and Iran.
That weekend, Vijay Prashad, an academic described in the official wedding itinerary as a "Marxist intellectual," spoke on a panel, "The Future of the Left." Medea Benjamin, Evans' friend and CodePink co-founder, danced barefoot at the wedding in a bright Indian outfit.
According to sources, the wedding attendees invoked the teachings of Mao Zedong, the 20th century Chinese Communist Party leader who ruled China with an iron fist, inspired by Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin, and they discussed how to mobilize the masses to wage a Maoist "People's War."
"The revolutionary war is a war of the masses," Mao said in 1934.
Many were themselves relics of the Cold War, growing up before the Soviet Union was dismantled in 1989.
A monthslong Fox News Digital investigation pinpoints the Jamaica wedding as a starting point for launching a network of organizations that is today waging a new "People's War" on America, aligned with the Chinese Communist Party's geopolitical ambitions to eclipse the U.S. as a superpower through economic programs like the "Belt and Road" initiative, realizing the vision of China's ideological godfather, Mao, through trade partnerships, economic deals and pro-China propaganda.
National security experts call it cognitive warfare.
Over almost a decade, Fox News Digital has learned, Singham and Evans have activated a global network that now numbers an estimated 2,000 hard-left organizations that parrot anti-U.S. propaganda supporting autocratic regimes leading China, Russia, Iran, Cuba, North Korea, Venezuela and Gaza. Within activist circles, far-left critics refer to leftists who align with authoritarian regimes as "tankies." Many groups and leaders from Singham's network, including Evans and Benjamin, are part of the pro-communist convoy now in Cuba.
Fox News Digital has established a documented $278 million that flowed from Singham into organizations that "sow discord" in the U.S. as House Ways and Means Chair Jason Smith put it recently at a hearing on foreign malign influence in the nonprofit industry.
According to the data, Singham created a base from which the U.S. is now one of the world's most prolific exporters of radical pro-China communist ideology. Singham and Evans didn't respond to requests for comment.
The Party of Illegal Alien Gangsters and Third World Pirates Claims Another Innocent Life
—Disinformation Expert Ace
An illegal alien who was repeatedly let out of jail for crimes by Democrats, and who was never deported due to Obama-Biden open borders policies, murdered an innocent 18-year-old college student.
Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
23h
BREAKING: DHS confirms that the suspect in custody for murdering Loyola University student Sheridan Gorman in Chicago is a Venezuelan illegal alien who was caught & released at the border by the Biden administration in May 2023. DHS says he was also released from local custody after a shoplifting arrest in the sanctuary city of Chicago on June 19, 2023.
DHS identifies the suspect as Venezuelan national Jose Medina-Medina. Medina-Medina is accused of approaching Gorman while she was walking in a park with friends early Thursday morning.
DHS says Medina-Medina came up to her while wearing a mask and armed with a gun. As she attempted to flee, he fired his gun and shot her. Gorman was shot and pronounced dead at the scene.
DHS statement:
"Sheridan Gorman had her whole life ahead of her before this cold-blooded killer decided to end her life. She was failed by open border policies and sanctuary politicians who RELEASED this illegal alien TWICE before he went on to commit this heinous murder," said Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis. "We are calling on Governor Pritzker and Chicago's sanctuary politicians to commit to not releasing this criminal illegal alien from jail back into American neighborhoods."
Chicago's mayor and Illinois' governor have not agreed to turn him over to ICE this time.
Homeland Security
@DHSgov
20h
We have lodged an arrest detainer requesting sanctuary politicians NOT release Jose Medina-Medina, a Venezuelan criminal illegal alien arrested for killing 18-year-old Sheridan Gorman in Chicago, Illinois.
Medina-Medina shot and killed Gorman Thursday morning while she was walking in a park with friends. Medina-Medina approached her while wearing a mask and armed with a gun. As she attempted to flee, he fired his gun and shot her. Gorman was pronounced dead at the scene.
Medina-Medina should have never been in our country, but was RELEASED into our communities by the Biden administration. He was then released AGAIN following an arrest for shoplifting in Chicago, Illinois.
Illinois sanctuary politicians and Governor Pritzker must work with us to ensure this public safety threat is NEVER released back into our neighborhoods again.
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Sheridan Gorman was kiIIed 4 days ago by a Venezuelan illegal in Chicago
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Because it happened in 2023 when the Biden administration policy was that a shoplifting charge wouldn’t be an enforcement priority for ICE. Nor would sanctuary Chicago have notified ICE they had him:
See, it was the victim who was in the "wrong place at the wrong time," not the criminal illegal alien who should have been deported the hell out of our country years ago:
Meet Chicago Democrat and 49th Ward Alderwoman Maria Hadden, who pretty much blamed Sheridan Gorman for her own murder:
“The kids were out doing normal things people do in the neighborhood. And it sounds like this might have been a wrong-place, wrong-time situation, running into… pic.twitter.com/QkJnRGqIaG
The victim's family says they will fight for their slain daughter and refuse to go along with the left-wing narrative that this was just a "wrong place wrong time" situation.
It was a completely-preventable murder, but for the insane and deadly political choices made by the country's mentally-ill pary.
Even though this is a terrorist attack plotted and executed by a cell of the terrorist organization the Revolutionary Guards, pants-pissing cowardly British government officials are refusing, as usual, to call terror what it is, euphemizing the terror attack as an "incident," a "fire-bombing" or a "hate" attack.
A conquered people must learn the language of its conquerors. The British learned French, now they'll learn Arabic and Islamese.
Counter-terror police are leading the investigation into an anti-Semitic firebomb attack feared to have been orchestrated by Iran.
Scotland Yard confirmed that officers with "specialist expertise" were investigating the arson, in which four ambulances were set on fire outside a synagogue in Golders Green, London, on Monday morning.
Israeli embassy sources told The Telegraph that the firebombing had the hallmarks of an Iran-backed attack.
A video claiming responsibility for the firebombing has emerged on social media and is believed to be by a group linked to Tehran.
The arson, which is being treated as a hate crime, will raise concerns that Iran is mounting a concerted campaign of attacks across Europe following similar incidents in recent weeks.
Similar "incidents."
Two Iranian immigrants were charged last week with spying on Jews in London for Tehran. A separate Iranian man will appear in court on Monday after he and an accomplice allegedly tried to enter Britain's most important nuclear base.
Det Ch Supt Luke Williams, of the Metropolitan Police, said the force was looking into three suspects seen approaching the ambulances on Highfield Road at around 1.45am on Monday.
He said: "CCTV footage appears to show three people in hoods pouring an accelerant on to the vehicles before igniting them and fleeing.
"While this has not been declared a terrorist incident at this stage, the investigation is now being led by counter-terrorism policing with all the specialist expertise they bring, and all lines of enquiry remain open.
"We are aware of an online claim from a group taking responsibility for this attack. Establishing the authenticity and accuracy of this claim will be a priority for the investigation team, but it is not something we can confirm at this point."
A Shi'ite group linked to Iranian terror networks has allegedly claimed responsibility for the attack online. The video, apparently shared by Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamiaf on Telegram, showed footage of the arson along with a statement in English, Hebrew and Arabic.
It described the Machzike Hadath synagogue, near where the attack took place, as "one of the most important centres of Orthodox Judaism" and "one of the main bastions of support for Israel in Britain".
An IRGC terror group in the UK, called Ashab al-Yamin takes responsibility for torching 4 ambulances belonging to a Jewish volunteer EMT services in Golders Green, London last night.
A video purpotedly by Ashab al-Yamin has emerged on social networks linked to the Iran-led Islamic Resistance claiming responsibility for the arson attack in Golders Green, London on Monday morning. The group claims it attacked the Machzike Hadath Synagogue because of its ties to… pic.twitter.com/UUsN6RmIad
Here was their video claiming responsibility for a bombing at a bank in Amsterdam:
In its first publication since detonating an explosive at the Bank of New York Mellon in Amsterdam on Monday, Ashab al-Yamin published a video claiming that Bank of America in France is a major financial actor supporting Israel and Zionist initiatives.
Slavery is Part of China, Inc’s Business Model; Slaves Were Even Brought to Brazil for a Chinese EV Plant
—Buck Throckmorton
Slavery is thriving in Chinese manufacturing, both in China proper, and at Chinese plants built in other countries. “Free traders” and others who blanch at the thought of corporations paying any labor expense have green-lit the aggressive renaissance of chattel labor in the 21st century. They are willfully blind to slave labor being the linchpin of the “China, Inc.” business model, because it gets labor expense as close to $0 as possible.
Meanwhile, libertarians and free traders say it’s all cool because consumers get lower prices. While I like to mock their buzzphrase “Tariffs are a tax on consumers,” they have effectively adopted a corollary phrase, “Abolishing slavery is a tax on consumers.” Sen. James Hammond of South Carolina made pretty much that exact argument in the 1850s when defending slavery in America.
The embrace of 21st century slavery as part of the globalist economic system is an abomination that I keep returning to, because slavery is as offensive now as it was 165 years ago. In a recent piece at The American Spectator titled “The War on Labor Expense is Renormalizing Slavery, Just in a 21st Century Form” I wrote, “So, despite America’s hangover from 19th-century slavery, many 21st-century libertarians still condone its practice overseas. If this type of slave labor offends our sensibilities when it occurs in Georgia, why is it acceptable for manufacturing that is outsourced to China to use the same labor system? The acceptance of slave labor anywhere in our supply chain makes the domestic acceptance of slavery possible.”
The Washington Post performed some important journalism recently in covering the horror of slaves being brought from China to the Americas to work at an electric vehicle plant in Brazil. It’s important to remember that if Chinese companies are brazen enough to use slave labor on foreign soil, think about how pernicious the use of slave labor is in China itself.
As weeks passed, Oliveira’s curiosity deepened. [The 56 Chinese laborers’] food was prepared in an improvised kitchen in the garage, amid industrial detritus and vermin, and they never seemed to do anything for fun. All they did was work. “Seven days a week,” Oliveira, 35, recalled. “Sunday to Sunday. I never saw any one taking a day off.” They departed every morning at dawn and didn’t return until dusk. The hours in between were spent helping to build Latin America’s largest electric car factory for the world’s biggest electric automaker, China’s BYD.
Brazil welcomed the BYD electric vehicle operation because the intent was to provide manufacturing jobs for Brazilians. The intent was not to bring in foreign labor, and certainly not to import slaves. Perhaps because Brazil was the last country in the Americas to abolish slavery (in 1888) it is very sensitive to those trying to find a workaround to bring it back. When word of slavery being used at the factory filtered up, the government investigated. It found hungry Chinese nationals living in squalor, and working all-day, seven days a week.
Chinese men were inhabiting practically every square inch. Most slept without mattresses. Trash lay everywhere. Food was stored on the ground. In one of the buildings, 31 laborers shared a single bathroom; it was coated with an “excess of sludge,” government inspectors reported. This went far beyond labor violations, the inspectors concluded. The workers enlisted by BYD to build its keystone factory in the Americas had been forced, they wrote, into conditions that recalled slavery.
Much like sex traffickers luring girls into prostitution with promises of a modeling career, BYD and its subcontractors lured poor Chinese men into slavery by promising them a high-paying, overseas job. Once in Brazil, their passports were confiscated, and the promised pay was withheld. Armed security patrolled their sleeping spaces to ensure they couldn’t escape.
As is often the case with modern-day slavery, there are layers of contractors and sub-contractors to muddy the issue of whom the slaves work for, and who is accountable.
But instead, BYD turned to a Rolodex of Chinese construction firms. The list included its longtime business partner, Jinjiang Construction Group, which BYD had hired more than a dozen times since 2017 to help build electric car plants, renewable battery factories and BYD monorails in dozens of locations across China, according to statements from both companies and Chinese state media.
Laborers in China have sued Jinjiang repeatedly, court records show, alleging unsafe working conditions and unpaid wages. Many have lost, not because they couldn’t produce evidence — but because they couldn’t prove they worked for Jinjiang. The use of nebulous subcontractors is common across China’s construction industry, labor advocates say, shielding businesses from accountability.
Jinjiang argued that the situation in Brazil was due to “cultural differences,” and it put out a statement reading, “The claims that Jinjiang’s workers were treated as ‘slaves’ and were ‘rescued’ are completely inconsistent with the facts.”
The same opaque system of “employment” was used by BYD and Jinjiang in Hungary.
“Many workers don’t even know who their legal employer is,” said Li Qiang, founder of the New York-based nonprofit China Labor Watch. His team recently interviewed 50 Jinjiang laborers working on the BYD factory in Hungary. In a letter to local authorities shared with The Post, the organization alleged “clear indicators of forced labor,” including 12-hour workdays and granting rest only when it rained.
Subcontracted slavery is still slavery. All the politicians, free traders, and EV fanboys who are excited about the promise of cheap Chinese EVs taking over the global auto market need to understand that they are active participants in the re-normalization of “the peculiar institution.”
Slavery is clearly not considered a problem in China. It’s policy. Slavery is a fundamental component of the business model for Chinese manufacturing. Those “free traders” who advocate for the use of Chinese manufacturing in the American supply chain are arguing in favor of slavery just as emphatically as John Calhoun or any other southern politician did in the antebellum era.
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Climate Realism Rising
Just a reminder - The Heartland Institute is holding its 16th International Conference on Climate Change next month, featuring a who’s who of the leading scientists and climate realists who have been educating the public on the reality of the climate hoax.
As a proud “climate denier” I will once again be attending and reporting on the conference. It is at the Hotel Washington in Washington DC on April 8th and 9th. I met several Ace of Spades readers at the previous climate conference in 2023 and I know that some of y’all will be in attendance this year. If so, I’d be delighted to shake your hand.
Climate communism seemed like an unstoppable force just a few years ago. The scientists who pushed back against media censors and government agencies pushing “net zero” are brave people who risked their reputations and livelihoods. They are heroes to me, like all the brave souls who have fought authoritarians and communists throughout the ages.
Here is a link with more information if you are considering attending. I’d be delighted to see you there.
I normally dislike this sort of pretend art, but the scribbles across Foucault are a perfect representation of his chaotic ideas. He was the darling of the post-modernists, but he was a flaccid thinker who covered up his shallowness with linguistic nonsense.
On Saturday, March 21, President Donald Trump delivered a 48-hour ultimatum to the Iranian regime to stop terrorizing the strategic Strait of Hormuz or face devastating consequences. The Iranian Islamic regime has defied the ultimatum and promised to shut down the strait altogether.. . .It is hardly surprising that the Iranian regime is doubling down, considering that it is run by fundamentalist Muslim fanatics who truly believe Allah has given them a mission to fight the “great Satan” America to the death. This defiance does, however, illustrate clearly to the world why the joint U.S.-Israel Operation Epic Fury is necessary and how fully justified Trump is in carrying through on his ultimatum.
Trump had warned, “If Iran doesn’t FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST! Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
It is a shame that the long-suffering Persian people are going to suffer even more because of the intransigence and belligerence of the Mullahs who are hell bent on bringing about Armageddon as the precursor to global Shiite Islamic conquest.
The position taken by Obama, Democrats, the media and, more recently, Tucker Carlson, is that we should accept Iran’s claims about its military capabilities, whether it comes to its nuclear weapons or its ballistic missiles. After all, a bunch of Islamic terrorists would never lie to us. Would they? . .
. . . Iran launched ballistic missiles at the joint US-UK military base in Diego Garcia on Friday, demonstrating a weapons capability that goes beyond what Tehran was known to have possessed.
The base, a strategic airfield that can host B-2 stealth bombers located nearly 2,500 miles (4,000 kilometers) away from Iran, suffered no damage, according to a person familiar with the matter speaking on condition of anonymity.
The media is now busy pretending that we had no idea that Iran had that kind of capabilities despite repeated warnings, including the Obama Iran Deal, that Iran had missiles capable of hitting European capitals. . . Netanyahu said in an interview with right-wing podcaster Ben Shapiro on Monday that Iran is developing intercontinental ballistic missiles with a range of about 8,000 kilometers, warning that Tehran’s expanding weapons program could threaten major American cities. The Iranian missiles could “put New York City, Boston, Washington or Miami under their atomic guns,” the Israeli prime minister said.
So many people inside the United States believe the left’s narrative about the United States today, the question becomes very real: can the nation survive the presence within it of a large and growing population of people who hate it and wish to see it destroyed?
For the left, the truth doesn’t matter as much as the narrative. And if the narrative is incendiary enough, and they can convince enough people to believe it, it could indeed be destructive, and even bring the whole nation down, with incalculable effects for the world at large. The narrative that the left is pushing hard right now is a variation on a theme it has harped upon repeatedly since the war in Vietnam and even before that, from the time of the beginning of the Cold War. . . And so we come to one Joe Iosbaker, a 67-year-old leader of the Freedom Road Socialist Organization (FRSO), which describes itself as “a national organization of revolutionaries fighting for socialism in the United States. Our home is in the working class.” FRSO’s rhetoric is pure 1930s-era Marxist agitprop, as if the Stalinist purges, the gulags, the Chinese Cultural Revolution and the Khmer Rouge killing fields had never existed: “We are organizing the united front against monopoly capitalism — with the strategic alliance of the multinational working class and oppressed nationality movements at its core. This is our general strategy for revolution in the U.S.”
The transformation of El Salvador dramatically illustrates a point made by Friedrich Nietzsche, one that’s often missed. In The Genealogy of Morals, Nietzsche set himself the task of revealing the non-moral origins of various institutions, including morality itself. One of his main targets was the state and the notion of a primitive “social contract.” Far from originating in a friendly handshake and an agreement among equals, the state was birthed in blood. Before the state was the state, it was ravaging barbarians—the blonde beasts—who descended on less warlike peoples and subjugated them. Over time, through great violence, these pitiless lords shaped and molded their captives into citizens, self-regulating creatures that could live together, act responsibly, and obey commands. . .
The broader point—that great violence is an inescapable part of the civilizing process—is obviously true. Historians of medieval Europe have shown that, generation after generation, something like 1 percent of the male population was put to death in the name of law and order. The peaceful, high-trust societies that European governments are now destroying through mass immigration—societies where murder was no longer a valid social strategy, only the rare product of intoxication or sexual jealousy—existed because the most violent people were systematically put to death until their genes were expunged for good. . .
Predictions make fools of us all, they say. Bukele may prove a lone exception in the Americas: a leader of unusual will and a ruthless pragmatism who is prepared to assert the rights of the peaceful majority against those of the small minority of murderers, rapists, drug dealers, and pimps who once acted with impunity.
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Two pilots dead, LaGuardia closed as flight, emergency vehicle collide: sources AIRPORT COLLISION
This deployment raises the possibility that Operation Epic Fury, the U.S.-Israeli operation against Iran, may escalate to involve a ground component, such as an amphibious assault on Kharg Island. Trump Orders Even More Warships, Marines to Middle East.
“Iran’s civilian infrastructure belongs to the Iranian people and to the future of a free Iran,” Pahlavi declared. “The Islamic Republic’s infrastructure is the machinery of repression and terror used to keep that future from becoming reality. Iran must be protected. The regime must be dismantled.” He then addressed the leaders of the U.S. and Israel: “I ask President Trump and Prime Minister Netanyahu to continue targeting the regime and its apparatus of repression, while sparing the civilian infrastructure Iranians will need to rebuild our country. With the support of the US and Israel, and above all the sacrifice of Iranian patriots, the hour of Iran’s freedom is at hand. Long live Iran!” Crown Prince Pahlavi: ‘Iran Is Not the Islamic Republic’
In a joint statement released on Saturday morning, the nations of Australia, Bahrain, Canada, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Lithuania, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Republic of Korea, Romania, Slovenia, Sweden, United Arab Emirates, and the United Kingdom condemned in the “strongest terms” the recent attacks by Iran against unarmed, civilian shipping vessels, its attacks on oil and gas infrastructure throughout the Gulf, and its move to shut down traffic in the Strait of Hormuz. Over 20 Nations Announce Readiness to Help Open Strait of Hormuz
The Warthog didn't just show up; it stayed, loitered, and delivered precise firepower where it mattered, when it mattered. Fast jets hit and leave, while the Warthog sticks around to make sure the job's finished. Ugly, Cheap, and Deadly: The A-10 Proves Itself Again Over the Red Sea
Washington cannot maintain strength and credibility if it allows militias to continue escalating attacks against the U.S. embassy and other U.S.-affiliated sites. America Must Destroy Iran’s Militias in Iraq
Radicals like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren are still hard at work scapegoating the software, which, during the Trump 2.0 affordability rebound, has even recommended lower rental prices. Pass the 21st Century America Housing Act!
After decades of drift, the troubled city has a chance to restore public order and competitiveness. Can St. Louis Make a Comeback?
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
British institutions are relentlessly embracing Islam, attacking classic British culture, and turning a blind eye to Islamic crime and antisemitism. The Islamization of Britain is Almost Complete
Mueller, who became the director of the FBI in September 2001, served under “presidents of both political parties.” While at the FBI, “Mueller set about almost immediately overhauling the bureau’s mission to meet the law enforcement needs of the 21st century”: Robert Mueller, Former FBI Director, Special Counsel For Russiagate Hoax, Dies at 81
FBI surveillance powers meant for foreign threats were turned inward—targeting Trump advisers, hiding exculpatory evidence, and leaving innocent Americans financially and reputationally wrecked. FBI Misled Court to Spy on Second Trump Campaign Adviser
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
As legacy media wage partisan war on Trump under the guise of reporting, the real danger lies in losing both trust in journalism and commitment to First Amendment principles. The War Over the War
No one really knows what triggers obsessions. Tucker Carlson’s obsession with Jews and Israel is no exception. Tucker’s Obsession
Oil prices have climbed since Operation Epic Fury began, with WTI crude futures closing at $98.32 on Friday, up more than $30 from $67.02 on Feb. 27 — the day before the conflict with Iran began — according to Investing.com. Analysts claim effects from Iran’s efforts to close the Strait of Hormuz on the prices of multiple commodities could linger beyond the moment active hostilities cease, according to Axios. Economic Shocks Will Permeate Long After Iran Strikes Stop, Analysts Predict
Pensions are causing a fiscal calamity most US taxpayers are not even aware of. There is a way to fix them, but it will take courage. The Public Pension Death Spiral
Efforts underway in several states to abolish the tax could lead to heavy-handed, anti-growth government. Here’s how to reform it instead. Ending Property Taxes Would Be a Mistake
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Borne was booked on 40 counts of possession of child sexual abuse material and one count of possession, trafficking, or importing a child sex doll, with significant legal penalties if convicted. ‘Roblox’ Programmer Faces 40 Child Porn Charges.
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH
County elections officials have disputed the claims by Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco, a Republican. California Attorney General Rob Bonta, a Democrat, called Bianco’s move unprecedented and says it is designed to sow distrust in elections. Bianco held a news conference Friday saying his office had launched the investigation after receiving a complaint from a local citizens group about the ballot count from a November 2025 special election on redistricting. In the special election, voters approved a measure to redraw congressional district lines to favor Democrats in the upcoming midterm election. The measure passed in the county by a margin of more than 80,000 votes. California sheriff running for governor seizes more than a half million ballots from 2025 election
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
The governor, who is known to have a strained relationship with President Donald Trump, reportedly selected oil and gas executive Alan Armstrong to succeed Mullin, the junior Republican senator of the Sooner State the president nominated to replace Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem, pending Senate confirmation. NOTUS first reported the news late Saturday, citing three anonymous sources. Oklahoma state law stipulates Stitt’s pick can only serve until the end of Mullin’s term in January 2027, after which the winner of the state’s November Senate election — in which Trump-endorsed Republican Rep. Kevin Hern is the heavy favorite — will take office. Oklahoma Governor’s Reported Replacement For Sen Mullen Is A Virtual Unknown Who Gave Money To Trump Foe
The revelation, the result of an exclusive look at federal campaign records by the New York Post, shows the Bronx lawmaker hired Boston-based Dr. Bryan Boyle, chief psychiatric officer at a chain of clinics called Stella that focus on “innovative” or alternate treatment protocols that have emerged in recent years. Titty-Caca AOC’s Campaign Spent Nearly $19K on Psychiatrist Known for Hallucinogenic Therapy
The state-run Cuban Electric Union attributed the failure to an unexpected breakdown at the Nuevitas thermoelectric plant in Camagüey province, the Associated Press reported. The malfunction triggered a chain reaction that knocked offline every generator connected to the grid. Officials activated isolated backup circuits to keep hospitals, water systems and other critical facilities running. Cuba’s Power Grid Flickers Out For Third Time This Month
“These approaches have stanched the bleeding for some liberal parties...The world has not yet known a liberal Europe that has no Uncle Sam to lean on...The connection between migration and Russia...has become surprisingly clear...Today, the stronger future project belongs to the populist right.” The Age of Fortress Liberalism
The orbital tug startup Exlabs has signed up a second payload customer to fly on its private ApophisExL mission to rendezvous with the potentially dangerous asteroid Apophis when it makes its April 13, 2029 close fly-by of the Earth. The missions to potentially dangerous asteroid Apophis
Right now, however, our map [of the solar system] is comparable to that of the New World in the half century after Columbus, filled with blank spots and guesses. We simply don’t know very much. Worse, it appears to me we often think we know more than we do. Uranus: one glimpse and that was forty years ago
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
Paul Ehrlich didn’t inherit Malthus—he distorted him, trading flawed theory for a far darker creed that justified coercion, control, and contempt for human ingenuity. In Defense of Thomas Malthus
ALSO: The Morning Report cross-posts at CutJibNewsletter.com usually within an hour or so of posting here, if you want to continue the conversation all day.
Primarily it will be producing local AI chips for robots - vision processing and similar systems, and large scale general purpose AI chips for orbital datacenters.
This is the 21st century I asked for. Certainly more so than anything OpenAI has delivered.
Howdy Hordelings! Thanks for stopping by the Sunday ONT. Spring has sprung! I was out enjoying the amazing weather today - playing some mediocre golf. What were you up to today? Hopefully something enjoyable. Join us in the comments. What's on YOUR mind tonight?
Some U.S. towns and cities have roads that have been given names that are clearly technology-related. Redditor MorgothTheBauglir is the latest to surface this fact, recalling their recent surprise of exploring their new neighborhood and happening upon two intersecting roads: Tape Drive and Disk Drive. These are in the Louisville/Broomfield area, north of Denver, Colorado. But, as you will read below, they aren’t the only computer tech-related street names, even in Colorado.
The reason for the existence of these two particular roads is now lost in time. According to the Redditor’s tale, the roads are “in the middle of a dirt field like forgotten monuments to the golden age of physical backups.” A bit of Google Maps exploring shows they do indeed look rather neglected. However, they were created when Storage Technology Corporation (better known as StorageTek or STK) used to maintain a 400-acre campus there, with thousands of employees, and it was so expansive that it had its own road network.
Formed in 1969 by a quartet of ex-IBM engineers, STK thrived off the back of its enterprise storage business. It was bought by Sun Microsystems in 2005 for a considerable outlay ($4.1bn), but its operations and employees were integrated into another Sun Micro location. A company called ConocoPhillips would eventually buy up and demolish the STK facilities for redevelopment into a renewable energy facility. That didn’t materialize, though, and the space has been left unused.
Check out the full story. Kinda cool throwback idea.
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The price of diesel fuel has risen - These guys had an idea!
Several arrests have now been made in connection to an organized diesel fuel theft scheme spanning multiple counties in Northwest Florida.
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Agricultural investigators say four of the individuals in a Santa Rosa County case used strong magnets to manipulate fuel pump components. The magnets are a common method used for stealing fuel.
Investigators say the defendants placed the magnet on the fuel pump, overriding a component -- in turn, allowing the fuel to flow freely and bypass the payment system.
The individuals were reportedly caught on surveillance footage filling up multiple semi trucks with diesel fuel.
What did they plan to do with it?
Captain Brad Brady with the Office of Agricultural Law Enforcement says sometimes it's just for personal gain.
"Based off our experience with this, people that are engaging this type of fuel theft, they're either selling the fuel on the black market or it could be associated with some other somewhat legitimate business," he said. "So a trucking business, if you have an owner operator, one of his most expensive line item overheads is fuel."
Nice try, Florida Men!
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Math on the blog? Sorta kinda
He rolled dice 10,000 times over 17+ hours and documented the results, an almost perfect normal distribution. pic.twitter.com/rfriMq9CA9
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) March 18, 2026
It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.
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Timeless Icons: Legendary Hollywood Gowns
In the golden age of Hollywood, the right gown didn’t just dress a star—it created legends. Costume designers turned fabric into fantasy, amplifying glamour, drama, and unforgettable moments on screen. These iconic looks from classic films still inspire runways, auctions, and pop culture today. Here’s a spotlight on a few famous gowns, with the brilliant designers behind them, plus a little fun trivia that makes them even more magical.
Marilyn Monroe’s Pink Satin Showstopper in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
William “Billy” Travilla designed this shocking-pink strapless satin gown with its dramatic oversized bow for Monroe’s iconic “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend” number. He backed the peau d’ange silk with green billiard felt for perfect structure using just two side seams. Travilla’s first sketch was far more revealing and burlesque-inspired, but studio execs demanded it be toned down, resulting in this version that still oozed sex appeal.
Audrey Hepburn’s Little Black Dress in Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)
Hubert de Givenchy created this elegant full-length black satin sheath (with hem adjustments by Edith Head) for Hepburn’s opening scene as Holly Golightly. The bateau neckline, back cutouts, and pearl necklace made it the ultimate LBD. Givenchy produced three versions; one sold at Christie’s in 2006 for £467,200 (then the highest price ever for a film costume). Hepburn called Givenchy her “best friend,” and their decades-long collaboration helped popularize the little black dress for everyday elegance.
Vivien Leigh’s Bold Burgundy Velvet Gown in Gone with the Wind (1939)
Walter Plunkett designed this striking red silk velvet gown, adorned with glass beads and ostrich feathers, for Scarlett O’Hara’s defiant party look. The low-cut, feathered drama was far more 1930s-glam than historically accurate Civil War fashion. The vibrant red (sometimes called her “dress of shame”) was a deliberate film choice to contrast the famous green curtain dress and symbolize Scarlett’s fiery rebellion. Plunkett created over 5,000 costumes for the epic film.
Jean Harlow’s White Satin Bias-Cut Gown in Dinner at Eight (1933)
MGM’s legendary Adrian crafted this slinky, backless white satin masterpiece that perfectly embodied 1930s Art Deco glamour. The bias cut hugged Harlow’s figure so tightly she literally couldn’t sit down between takes. MGM built her a custom “reclining board” to rest on! It remains one of the most influential screen gowns of the decade.
Ava Gardner’s Slinky Black Satin Gown in The Killers (1946)
Vera West (Universal’s head costume designer) created this seductive one-shoulder black satin evening gown, paired with long gloves, for Gardner’s femme-fatale turn as Kitty Collins. She wears it while leaning against a piano in a hypnotic scene. The look has influenced modern designers like Dior and Donna Karan. It was a breakout for Gardner and perfectly captured film-noir danger, complete with custom Salvatore Ferragamo sandals.
Marilyn Monroe’s White Halter Dress in The Seven Year Itch (1955)
Travilla (again!) designed this pleated white rayon-acetate crepe halter cocktail dress that billowed dramatically over the subway grate. The fabric was specially chosen to swing perfectly yet drape naturally. Filming on a New York street drew huge crowds (and reportedly upset husband Joe DiMaggio); Monroe wore two pairs of underwear for modesty under the lights. Travilla called it “that silly little dress,” yet the original later sold for millions and remains one of cinema’s most parodied images.
Marlene Dietrich’s Mysterious Feathered Ensemble in Shanghai Express (1932)
Travis Banton designed the lavish black crepe bias-cut gown exploding with coq (fighting cock) feathers, complete with veil, pearls, and skull cap. Banton and director Josef von Sternberg chose the specific black feathers for how they photographed under dramatic lighting. Dietrich famously demanded, “Feathers, Travis!”creating an aura of exotic mystery that defined her screen persona forever. In other trivia, my brother’s name is Travis.
These gowns prove that in Hollywood, the dress can be the real star. From auction-house records to endless homages, their glamour endures. Which one steals your heart?
Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!
Holy Shitballs! How in the ever-loving hell did it get to be the Fourth Edition O' March? Hmmm?
With that, step into the dojo and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we?
A proper setup is key to good fundamentals, and in rifle shooting with an optic, a critical element is having proper eye relief.
Q: Weasel, what the heck is eye relief?
A: Hold your eyeball too close to the ocular end of a rifle scope, pull the trigger, and you will find out in a hurry.
Once the bleeding stops and the swelling goes down, you will be able to accurately describe eye relief as the distance between your eye and the ocular end of the scope. You will also then be highly qualified to describe proper eye relief as a distance sufficient to protect your face from the recoiling scope, while allowing a clear and unobstructed view through the optic.
Anyhoo, proper eye relief varies by person and is something that must be fixed when mounting a scope to a rifle. In order to properly set eye relief, we must first understand the natural point of aim.
Natural point of aim is not a difficult concept, but many overlook or disregard it altogether. You should be relaxed and comfortable, not scrunching yourself up or straining your neck to get the proper eye relief behind the scope. Adjust your gear to YOU, not the other way around, finding the point where you are naturally aligned with the target. Without looking down range, close your eyes and settle into your natural shooting position, then open your eyes. Repeat the process until you are naturally and comfortably aligned with the target. Do not strain to adapt to an awkward position or use large muscles. With practice and repetition, you will condition your brain and body to assume something pretty close to natural point of aim as you assume your shooting position.
The key here is to find a repeatable cheek position on the stock which allows a full and clear view through the scope, and provides sufficient space (typically a few inches) so you don't get whacked in the face when the gun recoils.
When I am setting up a scope, I place the rings in an approximate position so they're evenly spaced along the scope tube with enough room to allow for small adjustments. Tighten them so they're just snug at this point in case repositioning is later necessary. Place the scope loosely into the rings, get behind the gun and find your natural point of aim. Look through the scope and adjust it forward and back without moving your head until you have a clear image that fills the field of view without vignetting, the dark/black donut that sometimes appears at the edges. You can make a light pencil mark on the scope against the ring(s) to save the position. Try it a few times to make certain you're satisfied, then torque everything down.
For our visual learners, I'm including the video below.
Show of hands - how many of you have learned this the hard way?
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The K-22
About as much fun as we should be allowed to have (while shooting)!
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Woodworking
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Why You Shouldn't Drop Your Firearm
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Our Pal Fluid Coupling
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Highway Patrol!
This week's episode: Nitro!
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The Crawling Eye a.k.a. The Trollenberg Terror!
Holy Crap!! Recognize any names or faces?
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Cigar Stuff
Here are some different online cigar vendors. You will find they not only carry different brands and different lines from those brands, but also varying selections of vitolas (sizes/shapes) of given lines. It's good to have options, especially if you're looking for a specific cigar.
A note about sources. The brick & mortar/online divide exists with cigars, as with guns, and most consumer products, with respect to price. As with guns - since both are "persecuted industries", basically - I make a conscious effort to source at least some of my cigars from my local store(s). It's a small thing, but the brick & mortar segment for both guns and tobacco are precious, and worth supporting where you can. And if you're lucky enough to have a good cigar store/lounge available, they're often a good social event with many dangerous people of the sort who own scary gunz, or read smart military blogs like this one. -rhomboid
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That's it for this week - have you been to the range?
Food and drink pomposity is a real thing, especially among the nomenklatura and their hangers-on in Park Slope and Hyde Park and Tribeca and Austin. Sure, we all have our little foibles about food (shaken Manhattans are a creation of the Devil), but most people just try to make and eat what they like, and don't trouble themselves too much about appearances when it comes to what is on the plate in front of them.
And that is as it should be!
If you want to eat microwave frozen burritos while standing over the sink, or fast food while hunched over the steering wheel? Have at it! I have done both, and have enjoyed those meals. If you want to eat at a fancy restaurant with 19 forks, knives, spoons, and three unidentified utensils, while being served nine courses over four hours? Go for it! I have done that and it's a hoot!
One of my most memorable meals was a chunk of Safeway Cheddar, half a Galileo salami, several chunks of sourdough bread, and three bottles of Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve beer. Granted, it was a glorious Northern California day, on the beach at Fort Ross after a particularly successful abalone dive, and that might beat the kitchen sink scenario, but still...
What were some of your memorable meals? Extra credit for interesting locations.
Am I crossing the streams? Grammar pedantry meets Food Thread!
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There is a certain coblogger whose name rhymes with Hisanthropic Mumanitarian. On the surface he seems like an amiable and pleasant fellow, but beneath that friendly Midwestern exterior lurks the heart of a cruel and dark man. He seems to get some perverse amusement out of sending me recipes for classic dishes that have been butchered by maniacs who are hell-bent on putting their own stamp on the classics, and taste be damned!
French Onion Casserole? Really? What the hell is wrong with French Onion Soup? It's a perfect dish, so stop trying to improve it!
Mis Hum is cackling with glee as I twitch and convulse with revulsion.
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I saw that bottle at my local liquor store and was intrigued. It is distilled in Missouri, which makes it interesting, has some bottle age, and is bottled in bond, which puts it at a very nice alcohol level.
It was also $50, so it wasn't an impulse buy, but I tasted it last night and am quite pleased. I like the wheated bourbon taste profile, and this bottle didn't disappoint. It had a hint of sweetness, balanced the alcohol very nicely, and wasn't out of balance at all. Not too much oak or vanilla, which is a big problem with many bourbons.
Oh, that glass is called a glencairn, after the company that popularized it. I think it adds to the enjoyment of some bourbons, although it is absolutely not essential. I drink most of my bourbon in a low-ball glass or old square scotch glasses I got in a gift pack about 35 years ago.
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Chicken thighs are where it's at, and no amount of tenderness and quick cooking will convince me that chicken breasts are superior in any dish.
So I decided to try Chicken Piccata with chicken thighs, realizing that I would have to modify the recipe a bit to cook the thighs to the appropriate temperature. And boy oh boy...that was simple! All I did was follow the recipe with one change...after I sautéed the thighs, I popped them into a 300 degree oven for about 30 minutes. They came out perfectly, and I then continued with the recipe.
Delicious!
Oh...I linked to a good recipe for no particular reason, but there are thousands of them all over the internet.
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Well, the garlic is out in the sunshine, probably soon to be eaten by those vile rodents with bushy tails and a penchant for damaging my home. But if they survive the squirrel apocalypse, and actually grow into something edible, I will be in garlic heaven! In case it doesn't, send all of your excellent home-grown garlic to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.
Rumor has it that the Bourbon Bubble is bursting. I have seen no evidence of decreasing prices, but maybe the bursting started somewhere else! I think the sweet spot is $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle.
The problem...or the solution...is to buy lots of bourbon, take tasting notes, and eventually arrive at your favorites! It should take forty or fifty years, but it is worth it!
Steam heating systems are robust...they last forever, in part because they are so simple. But they also need some maintenance, and bleeding the air out of the system is one of those things that needs to be done.
Unless your bleed valve looks like mine! One side of the system (it's split into two parts) gurgles like a drunken hobo guzzling Mad Dog 20-20. And it's not the noise that's the worst part; obviously it isn't heating as efficiently, and since I am a cheap bastard, every gurgle is a reminder that my obscenely expensive heating costs (thanks to the leftists in NJ state government) will be just a bit more.
And to top it off, the radiator is behind a decorative panel with an access opening designed for someone with petite hands who can see in the dark.
My best option is probably to rip out the steam system, rip up the floors, install radiant heat, and install new hardwood floors. Or maybe do it the other way...rip out the ceilings and install radiant from underneath.
Or...of course...just burn it down and start over!
"Regime Change" In Iran Is Nothing New...Trump Is The First Western Leader To Act Rather Than Obfuscate
—CBD
The world would be a very different place had Western leaders taken seriously the existential threat of Iran's fanatical Mullahs and their particular brand of Shia Islam.
Western governments have been aware of Iran and its support for terror groups at least since the early 1980s. The 1983 embassy bombing in Beirut, and then the Marine barracks bombing the same year should have been a clarion call for the destruction of the Mullahcracy, but as is the post-modern West's wont, there was lots of tough talk about sanctions and isolation and containment, but no understanding of the bedrock of the Mullahs...the destruction of Israel, America, and the West.
The 1990s, with the fall of the Soviet Union could have been a tremendous opportunity for a united effort to destroy what was becoming the nexus of Islamic terror, as Iran busily expanded its footprint across the world, and gathered the various Islamic groups. Pivoting to Iran would have been easy. But the West, led by the feckless Bush senior and then the execrable Bill Clinton was more interested in the cash they could extract out of their defense budgets, rather than using them in the defense of America and Europe from the depredations of Iran.
And the terror continued! The Khobar Towers bombing, bombings in Argentina (the Israeli embassy and a Jewish center), and uncountable suicide bombings...all at the hands of iran's proxies.
And continued... Iran enthusiastically supported attacks on Coalition troops in Iraq...even exporting its IED technology to maximize death and destruction. The assassination of Lebanon's Prime Minister in 2005, which led to the downfall of Lebanon as a (barely) functioning state, Hamas and Islamic Jihad bombings, and even limited support for the Afghan insurgency... all of it followed the same tired script that the West carefully ignored.
And why? Oil. Europe and the rest of the world was addicted to Iranian oil, and they would rather have a steady supply of petroleum than defend themselves from an apocalyptic philosophy whose only goal was their destruction! Add in rabid Jew-hate among the left, who relished the thought of an ascendant Iran as a counter to Israel and its rapidly growing technological and military base, and the stage was set for Iran to become the power in the Middle East.
Oceans of oil money, a complacent West that was comfortable with some level of death and destruction that Iran paid for, and only Israel saying publicly what most people didn't want to hear...Iran wants the destruction of...everything!
So Iran got busy expanding the manufacturing capacity...theater ballistic missiles, drones, antiaircraft systems, and most terrifying; a massive nuclear research program with the goal of nuclear weapons.
And it was all paid for with Western and Chinese money! Even billions of dollars of American taxpayer funds, courtesy of the Obama administration, supposedly in exchange for...who knows!
But President Donald Trump shattered the paradigm of Western Weakness vs. Iranian intransigence. It should have been done 40 years ago after the 1983 Beirut barracks bombing that killed 241 American Marines and 58 French soldiers. It should have been done after the Paris bombings in 1985-1986. It should have been done after the Argentina bombings in the early 1990s. It should have been done after the Hariri assassination. And it most certainly should have been done after Iran was proven to be the source for the IEDs and other weapons that were used to kill so many American servicemen in Iraq and Afghanistan.
The price we are paying for what should have been done a long time ago is a painful reminder that, as Winston Churchill famously said:
Each one hopes that if he feeds the crocodile enough, the crocodile will eat him last. All of them hope that the storm will pass before their turn comes to be devoured. But I fear greatly that the storm will not pass. It will rage and it will roar ever more loudly, ever more widely.
President Donald Trump is not an appeaser, and future generations will laud him as the American president who finally stopped the apocalyptic Iranian dictatorship, and prevented a nuclear war in the Middle East.
His interlocutors are curiously silent about the 47 year history of Iranian-exported death and destruction. They are more interested in exercising their hatred of Donald Trump, and far less interested in defending America from Iran's unshakable focus on the death of America and the West. They are the appeasers about whom Churchill spoke, and it should be a permanent stain on anyone who does not have the moral clarity to see that the destruction of the Mullahcracy is a fundamental good.
Sunday Morning Book Thread - 3-22-2026 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]
—Open Blogger
Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading. Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...
So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?
This is the interior of the Vennesla Library and Culture House, located in Vennesla, Norway, along the southern coast. It's a small community, according to Google Maps, though it does have a sister community across the river from it (Moseidmon). The Vennesla Library and Culture House is meant to evoke being inside a giant whale, when looked at from a certain angle.
THE STRANGE ECONOMICS OF BOOKS
How does one define the value of a book? What makes some books worth more than others? How does the economy of books even function?
I can go to a used bookstore right now, find a cheap copy of a book on investing, and apply the strategies contained within to make a fortune. If I were so inclined. Mostly I'm lazy. But the point still stands. A minimal investment in a book can lead to tremendous financial rewards down the line, far, far in excess of what I paid for the book. I could even go to a free public library and find that same book.
I can also find books on home repair for a reasonable cost that will end up saving me thousands of dollars when I don't have to pay a plumber or an electrician to perform routine home maintenance. I find that incredible. Furthermore, if I ever wanted to sell those books, I would not get anything close to what I paid for them new, even though they contain knowledge and information that many, many people would benefit from. Now, of course, much of that home repair information is found for free online via YouTube and other websites.
For entertainment, it's really, really hard to beat the price of a book. Say I have $15 to spend. Now, I could spend that money on a movie ticket for a movie-watching experience that might last a couple of hours. I probably couldn't afford much in the way of snacks, though. Or, I could spend that $15 on a book that will take me several hours to read. Alternatively, I could possibly go to a used bookstore and buy SEVERAL used books for the cost of ONE new book, thereby extending my entertainment by an order of magnitude.
Some books have collectible value, because of who owned them, or their provenance, or some other quality that makes them desirable to display in a library collection. Mis Hum shared a story in Monday's ONT about a Canadian politician who stepped down when it was revealed he bought a signed copy of Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf. I don't have anything quite so fancy in my library, though I did ask Grok how much I might be able to get for a complete set of first editions of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series. Apparently there's a range of about $500-$2000 depending on condition of the books. None of them are signed, which would no doubt increase the potential selling price. I'm not in the market to sell them, though, as I enjoy reading them from time to time.
I dunno where I'm going with all this, but when I think about how much books cost, and how much they give me in terms of quality of life, it just amazes me. So much of my life is driven by my love of reading and books in general. Though I suppose there are hidden costs in other areas of my life.
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FEATURED MORONETTE REVIEWS (pookysgirl)
Moronette pookysgirl sent me a list of books she's recently reviewed. Possibly too harshly...but that's in the eye of the reader, I suppose.
Ahab and Jezebel by Joseph Bringman
Pros: Biblically accurate, although I'm not sure about the historicity of the murdered baby. It's completely in line with what we know about the character, so I'm willing to give it a pass. The author did manage to mostly focus on Jezebel without making her a sympathetic character, which I was worried about.
Cons: Good grief, the "As you know, Bob" trope was in full effect throughout the entire book. Characters didn't talk, they exchanged exposition.
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Sleepy Hollow Hunter Book 1 - Bounty Huntress by Sheri Queen
Pros: Likeable were-cat/wolf (yes, really) protagonist, intriguing fantasy world.
Cons: This belongs in the "Fantasy Romance" section, especially in the second half of the book. The protagonist feels quite Mary Sue-ish. A lot of space is filled by the protagonist lusting after her target.
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The Fractured Universe Book 1 - Dreams of Winter by Christian Warren Freed
Pros: I felt like I was reading a Warhammer 40K novel.
Cons: I felt like I was reading a Warhammer 40K novel. There is literally no hope in this universe until maybe the last few pages. It was so grimdark that I described it to Pooky and he said, "Yeah, that sounds like something I'd read." Also, the two female characters are a "can kick every guy's rear" soldier and an aphrodisiac oil addict. (I'm not a feminist, but would it kill authors to portray women normally?!) I noticed a lot of typos and syntax errors, but that might be because I was born to be an editor.
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Lyssa's Gambit by Trever Bierschbach
Pros: The author made the idea of the king publicly having an assassin on his payroll somewhat believable, emphasis on somewhat. The writing itself was pretty good.
Cons: The protagonist had jarring shifts from street rat to an elite academy with high school drama to literally running for her life. And it felt like the book was just stage-setting for the rest of the series. Plus the sexual ambiguity felt forced.
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Legacy of Blood (Sons of the Flame) by Jessica Barberi
Pros: There are likeable and relatable characters, they're just not the protagonist. The deuteragonist wound up being my favorite character. The author is also quite good at describing the depths of grief.
Cons: There are massive syntax errors *on the cover*. The book itself reads like a YA novel, but I sincerely hope it isn't being marketed as such, given the well-described lust in the fourth chapter. There's a complete change in character for the protagonist that seems formulaic.
BOOKS BY MORONS
Lurker and Moron Chris Cassone has a new coffee table book that he'd like to share with the Horde:
Art of the StompBox reveals the visual explosion on guitar effects pedals, treating their faceplates as a new, museum-worthy art form. Chris Cassone travels the world to interview and photograph over fifty boutique and legacy pedal makers--from Electro-Harmonix and BOSS to garage builders on Etsy and Reverb--capturing high-resolution, full-color images alongside histories, artist/designer profiles, and thematic backstories. The book pairs striking visuals with context: how names, graphics, and sonic intent intertwine to catch buyers' eyes, featuring curated comparable case studies, customized "museum label" spreads, and insider stories including collaborations with players like Joe Walsh and Jack White as well as endorsements from industry tastemakers. Cassone's background in music, production, and art appreciation fuels a compelling narrative and outreach strategy. Coffee-table-sized and accessible to players and fans alike, Art of the StompBox is both a celebration of pedal culture and a showcase of how design elevates sound, making it essential for musicians, collectors, gift buyers, and all their grandparents and kids.
Chris kindly sent me a link to a digital version of the book so that I could take a look at it. I gotta admit, it's pretty danged neat! Lots of amazing designs, including at least one that's T-Rex themed. Cool history and technical details as well. I know NOTHING about music, but I will probably read through this because it's such a neat book.
MORON RECOMMENDATIONS
I recently finished The MANIAC by Benjamin Labatut. Overall a fictionalized biography of von Neumann, the early parts of the book also cover Paul Ehrenfest and the tremendous physics and mathematics environment of early 20th century Europe. von Neumann is largely unknown in popular imagination in favor of Einstein, IMO because Albert was the anti-war pacifist and von Neumann liked himself some commie-killing. The book portrays him as a bit more eccentric than he really was, I believe, but overall still a good read. 4/5 eyepatches
Posted by: Candidus at March 15, 2026 09:16 AM (XTezJ)
Comment: Whenever I think of von Neumann, I'm reminded of the concept of the "von Neumann machine," where self-replicating robots colonize the galaxy on behalf of humanity. Or maybe an alien developed them first and they are now working their way towards Earth from a distant part of the galaxy. The Replicators in the television show Stargate: SG1 were basically a form of this idea and one of the most terrifying enemies faced by the SG1 team simply because there was no effective way of stopping them. The Replicators disassembled matter and reformed it into more copies of themselves. Relentless. Unstoppable. Implacable.
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Archeologist Nora Kelly is called in when a skeleton is found in the New Mexico desert by a film crew in a remote area. Nobody knows how old it is, but this is an ancient indian region, and two prasiolite lightning stones were found with the remains. This is the opening of book 5 of the Nora Kelly series by Preston and Child entitled Bad Lands.
FBI agent Carrie Swanson is assigned to investigate, and finds that the remains are female and only a few years old. As they delve into the case, the pair find that the dead woman was a former archeology student, and that her professor had been taking his students into this area on several occasions, and more than one of them is missing. While they investigate, another former student is found alive in the desert, holding lightning stones and trying to reach a remote outcrop.
What they reveal is that an ancient tribe known as the Gallina lived in the region and were believed to be sorcerers by the other tribes. The Gallina used lightning stones in their rituals to summon their spiritual warriors. The indians of the Chaco valley exterminated the Gallina tribe hundreds of years ago. Has the old magic resurrected this tribe?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 15, 2026 09:25 AM (0U5gm)
Comment: I've enjoyed the Nora Kelly novels as well. Interesting archaeological mysteries with a typical Preston & Child twist to them. They're not quite as good as the Agent Pendergast novels, in my opinion, but still enjoyable page-turners that will keep you occupied for however long it takes for you to read them.
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I'm still reading The Strength of the Few by Islington, the follow up to The Will of the Many. It has finally grabbed my attention but for some reason I am not reading my usual number of pages at night. Consumed by X I think.
It is a really interesting concept. The main character walks through a labyrinth, goes through a gate, and ends up in three different places. He has become Synchronus, split into 3, in order to prevent a cataclysm which has happened before over the centuries. He has to find the Evil one who causes this and do away with him.
He has different strengths and weaknesses in each of the three places. Each society has some of the original but also different dangers. He has a guide in each place to help but needs to figure out his task.
Like the first book, completely unique in concept. Highly recommended even though I'm not done.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 15, 2026 11:46 AM (t/2Uw)
Comment: I have yet to read this series, though I do have both books on my TBR pile. He seems like an author that likes to explore different ideas in his storytelling. The Licanius Trilogy started out as a derivative high fantasy series, but quickly turned into a complex time-travel puzzle adventure instead.
This was the last entry in F. Paul Wilson's The Secret History of the World that I needed to complete my collection. Canonically, it takes place before The Tomb. It's a standalone novel within the series.
Sibs by F. Paul Wilson -- Hardcover.
WHAT I'VE BEEN READING RECENTLY
I'm continuing with my re-read and new read of F. Paul Wilson's Secret History of the World, in chronological order (more-or-less) of when the events occur. Note that this is considerably different from their publication order.
Young Repairman Jack 1: Secret Histories by F. Paul Wilson
In the Young Repairman Jack series, Jack is a fourteen-year-old boy living in a small town near the Pine Barrens of New Jersey. The Pine Barrens is known for being odd, both the location and the people who live in there are a bit different than normal. In this first entry in the series, Jack and his friends uncover a body and before you know it they are wrapped up in a conspiracy that's killing local members of the community. Oh, and Jack has to help one of his friends who has become a teenage alcoholic. Each of the books in this young-adult-oriented series has a side plot that's related to issues that teenagers may face in the real world, even as Jack's main plot touches upon the Secret History of the World that will consume his life as an adult.
Young Repairman Jack 2: Secret Circles by F. Paul Wilson
Jack and his friends find a strange artifact in the Pine Barrens. It's linked to a much smaller artifact they discovered in the first novel. Also, a young boy has gone missing and now Jack has to find out how the Ancient Septimus Fraternal Order is linked to the missing boy and the cage-like artifact hidden in the Pine Barrens. In this book, Jack's major side quest is to reveal that his dead friend's father is an abusive man, despite being an upstanding citizen of the community (domestic violence situation).
The Septimus Order turns out to be a major player (on the side of evil, naturally) in later Repairman Jack novels.
Repairman Jack: The Early Years 1 - Cold City by F. Paul Wilson
Skipping ahead a few years, Jack has arrived in New York City, eager to make his way in the world, but also determined to be invisible on any official record. No birth certificate, no social security number, nothing that can identify him to the authorities. He discovers he has a talent for solving problems for people when they can't go to the authorities. Meanwhile, terrorists are plotting a major activity to cause maximum chaos, unknowingly working for the Big Bad of the entire series.
There's very little supernatural going on in this subseries of the The Secret History of the World, but if you've read the later books, you can see the subtle signs of the Ally and the Adversary all over the place.
Repairman Jack: The Early Years 2 - Dark City by F. Paul Wilson
There's another time skip between the last book and this book. It's been a couple of years and Jack is now officially known as "Repairman Jack" thanks to his friend Abe's advertising campaign. This book resolves a major subplot introduced in the first book. Jack also becomes involved with a couple of colorful characters whose mission in life is to make kiddie diddlers disappear--permanently. The terrorists from the first book are still pissed about the money they lost when Jack foiled their human trafficking scheme, so they are looking to find him.
Repairman Jack: The Early Years 3 - Fear City by F. Paul Wilson
This concludes Repairman Jack: The Early Years. The terrorists from the first couple of books have now settled on their main target in New York City--the World Trade Center. It's 1993 and their plan is to blow up a truck of explosives under one of the building, hoping to make it unstable enough to topple over into the other building. This is what *really* happened (in the fictional universe of The Secret History of the World), as opposed to what was released in the newspapers.
In an afterword, F. Paul Wilson notes that the real details of the events of the first World Trade Center bombing were unbelievable enough that many people probably wouldn't accept them as fact. "Fiction has to make sense." -- Mark Twain.
Sibs by F. Paul Wilson
This is a standalone novel within The Secret History of the World, though it takes place in Jack's New York City, as there are a few references to places that are located in those stories. It's only tangentially related to the main metaplot. At first I thought this was going to be something of a psychological thriller, but there are paranormal events that can be linked to the Otherness that is the main antagonist when you read between the lines. Kara is investigating her twin sister Kelly's unusual death and discovers the truth is far, far darker than anyone suspects.
Repairman Jack Book 1 / Adversary Cycle Book 3 - The Tomb by F. Paul Wilson
This is the first published Repairman Jack novel. As such, it exhibits some early installment weirdness, as F. Paul Wilson didn't know at the time that Jack would become a franchise character. He was originally meant to be a one-shot character, but the end of the book is ambiguous enough to allow for Jack's return. It's also jarring to read it after reading the rest of the books in the series, because Wilson did quite a bit of retconning with details of Jack's life. Canonically, Jack was born in 1969 (it's well-established in later books), but in The Tomb, which takes place in the mid-1980s, Jack is 34 years old. His siblings also have different career paths than the ones established in later books. It's not a bad book, but it feels "off" because of the discontinuity between the facts of Jack's life laid out here versus those that are more conistently portrayed in later books.
Wilson didn't even want to call this book The Tomb because there's really not a tomb anywhere to be found in the story. However, the publisher insisted on the title because it was similar to The Keep, which *was* about an actual keep that played a major role in the story. If anything The Curse would have been a much better title because THAT'S the main focus of the plot--a curse placed upon the Westphalen family when their British ancestors defiled an Indian temple in the mid-nineteenth century.
Or, as the article notes, 9 nuclear reactors, though that option is off the table due to the excruciatingly long lead times thanks to a thousand layers of bureaucratic nonsense.
But AMD is still keeping a pillow firmly over the face of FSR 4 for older RDNA2 and RDNA3 graphics cards, even though following an accidental leak of the source code it is known to work perfectly well. Not as efficiently as on RDNA4, but still fine.
And it's not as if you can just buy a top-of-the-line Radeon 9070 XT below MSRP right now. I mean, you can, and I did, but I'm an idiot when it comes to money.
Reviews are mixed, with some calling it the greatest thing since cut cheese and others calling it a buggy mess, and Intel graphics card owners crying in their soup - because the game simply won't start.
One of the strongest criticisms apart from that comes from leaked internal conversations that allege the company didn't decide on the plot of the game until shortly before release. Which rings true because the developer, Pearl Abyss, is best known for it's MMO title Black Desert. In fact, I'm not sure they've released anything else.
Albeit at 180p, upscaled to 540p - in testing the reviewer had to cut the desktop resolution to salvage something - and with frame generation to create fake frames with AI.
The game fully supports Mac systems, but recommends at least an M3 CPU. And even the just-released and seriously M5 Max is hardly a gaming powerhouse, requiring both upscaling and frame generation to perform acceptably.
The best headline I've seen so far, because it explains what Trivy (it scans for vulnerabilities in your software) and what the attack does (it steals your login sessions).
That's horrifying. The very people most interested in making sure systems were secure were the target here. If they built Trivy into their code testing process, it would have automatically pulled in the compromised version and stolen their GitHub credentials (this targeted GitHub) and used that to spread the chaos further.
That's what led to the CanisterWorm attack on those NPM packages - and that is probably a very incomplete list.
The maintainers of Trivy posted a thread on GitHub to communicate the details to their users - which the attackers promptly deleted since they had effective control over the Trivy GitHub account at that point.
Music is the Zoltraak theme from the anime Frieren: Beyond Journey's End. Anime by some strange coincidence is Frieren: Beyond Journey's End.
Contains spoilers. Contains very spoilers for four of the most dramatic fight scenes in the first season. Since the first season only really contains four dramatic fight scenes - this is a character-driven series, not monster of the week - you might want to avoid this one if you want to watch the show.
Disclaimer: And I do recommend this series, even to those who do not usually watch anime. I did find the episodes near the end of the first season a bit of a slog - into each great anime a tournament arc must fall - but it resolves itself with the same wit and grace that makes the rest of the story shine.
Saturday Night Club ONT - March 21, 2026 [D squared]
—Open Blogger
Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Make a new friend. Hang out with an old friend. Talk about your hoops bracket. It's a laid back kind of night. Let's keep it light and fun!
Benjamin Franklin once wrote that the existence of wine is “constant proof that God loves us, and that he loves to see us happy.” As the U.S. nears her 250th birthday, what better way to celebrate than by visiting our historic sites … and grabbing a drink at their accompanying local taverns, saloons, and inns?
The Heritage Foundation recently released the Heritage Guide to Historic Sites, which pinpoints and evaluates museums, battlefields, presidential homes, and the like, scattered across the country. Now, you can journey through the U.S.’ past with this accompanying historic bar crawl guide.
Have you been to any of these watering holes? Any noteworthy ones that you know of that didn't make it to the list?
Is it OK to feel bad for the little girl and also laugh hysterically?
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The Club ONT Jukebox
Random and eclectic seems to work well at the Club!
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Honorary Comment of the Week: terrible post, excellent response:
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Saturday Evening Movie Post [moviegique]: The Magnificent Ambersons
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Orson Welles' follow-up to Citizen Kane is the touching, tragic tale of an American family that rose to riches and prominence in the 19th century—only to lose it all in the wake of the burgeoning automobile industry.
Well, sort of. A funny thing happened on the way to the bijou (and there is an actual theater called "The Bijou" in this movie): War broke out. And not just any war, but World War II. More about that in a moment. (Stay tuned! for breaking World War II news!)
The second book of Booth Tarkington's trilogy, which was awarded the Pulitzer Prize, had been filmed previously, as a 70 minute 1925 silent picture which was chopped down to 33 minutes.
Orson Welles recorded a version of this story as an hourlong radio special featuring his Mercury Players. But he wanted to give it proper cinematic treatment. The Tarkingtons were family friends, and the character of Eugene (Joseph Cotton) Welles claimed was based on his own father, also an inventor, who died when Welles was 15.
This little turd is going to get his come-uppance, and it's not going to be fun at all.
The movie goes like this: We get an opening narration with a fashion montage. This shows Joseph Cotton going through the fashions of the years in comical form, with stovepipe hats giving way to big derbies giving way to little derbies, and culminating with the tradition of serenading, as the the young Eugene Morgan (Cotton) goes to woo Isabel Amber (Dolores Costello) and, perhaps because he's had a bit of liquid courage, trips in her front yard, smashing his bass and fleeing in failure.
Because of this, Isabel marries Wilbur Minafer and (according to town gossip) can now be expected to spoil her children, because she doesn't really love Wilbur like she loved Eugene.
Enter George Minafer, Isabel's only son, who is a complete terror. After a childhood vignette, he goes off to college, and comes back more or less as awful as when he went, though at least somewhat more dignified.
When he returns, he meets Lucy Morgan, the only daughter of Eugene, a recent widower. And what is very clear is that Isabel and Eugene love each other just as they did twenty years ago. There's no impropriety. They simply dance together as George finds himself captivated by Lucy.
"Hey, you're not supposed to look at not-dad like that! You're only supposed to look at ME like that!"
The first act ends with the death of Wilbur, revealing that the family wealth is gone, and Eugene and Isabel are in love—something which is somehow scandalous in 1905 Indianapolis, and which provides the contentious bone for the tragedy which unfolds.
It's a great movie, often considered one of the best ever made, and that's with an hour of critical dramatic moments cut, and certain scenes re-shot to make them less dramatic and brightly lit—all done while Welles was filming a wartime propaganda documentary in Brazil which never got finished because the main subject, one "Mr. Alligator", apparently a great fisherman and legendary swimmer, drowned as Welles was filming him. (Well, that's one story. The other one is that Welles offered him a year's salary to go out against his better judgment and he was swept overboard and later found in the belly of a shark.)
Wells' passion for Tarkington's story extended back to his radio days and, unfortunately, came to fruition right as war broke out. RKO decided to do an advance screening in Pomona ("But will it play in Pomona?") for a bunch of teenagers who were there to see The Fleet's In, a 90-minute frothy, forgettable screwball musical comedy featuring Dorothy Lamour, Betty Hutton, William Holden and teen heartthrob (?) Tommy Dorsey. The idea of putting a broody, 150 minute, noir-drama in front of them after this was dumb, and dumb things resulted.
People laughed and hooted and walked out and derided RKO for showing it. "People don't want to see things like this!" Well, look, RKO's got a bottom line and a lot of trouble, so they need to hack things up and brighten them and make them all cheery and definitely not noir and also burn all the other footage so Welles can never recreate it. (This reminds me a bit of Playtime. I get why you'd have to repossess "Tatitown" but not why you wouldn't preserve it and rent it out to make money back as opposed to bulldozing it.)
Aunt Fanny about to start some.
But, here's the thing: Even being butchered, the elements of this film are so outstanding it towers over the average release (and not just today, which is almost too low a bar to measure, but going back decades). Like my recent re-viewing of Doctor Zhivago, the blending of technology and aesthetics makes a cineaste weep for art that will never be.
Unlike today, where the camera is compulsively swooshed around like Michael Bay's hands during a pitch meeting, the thoughtfulness of each sequence, each shot, communicates something about the story, the characters, the characters' inter-relationships, and so on.
Roger Corman had a rule: find legitimate, motivated excuses for moving the camera but always look for ways to move it. He said this was because you had to engage the eyeball to get the viewer engaged. Other low-budget film directors didn't move the camera because they weren't able to do so quickly, they didn't have the money, or they were lazy or untalented. Setting the camera down for lengthy periods signals "no budget" or possibly "Kevin Smith". Now, however, camera motion is like a bunch of presets that are used, rather carelessly but for much the same reason: The filmmakers want to look like they have a bigger aesthetic budget than they actually do. If you start noticing how clichéd modern movie tropes are—just in terms of the visual language—you might never enjoy another new film again.
Ambersons is Citizen Kane without the showiness and gimmickry, and in the service of a much more relatable story with great characters.
George is superficially awful, and his obsession with propriety drives much of the misery in the story, but the same attitude that causes him to expect to be treated deferentially and to prefer "being" over "doing" also makes it impossible for him to abandon his Aunt Fanny in her hour of need—literally at his own physical peril. Tim Holt plays the role that would've been Orson's (but Welles was mistakenly trying to get America to recognize him as a director, not an actor—his biggest mistake, he would later claim). Perhaps Welles would've been better, but Holt pulls off this difficult role quite easily.
Aunt Fanny. What a character. Neurotic, sure. At times, evil, I think, though we could certainly debate the point, as she seems genuinely regretful that she inflames George to drive a wedge between Isabel and Eugene, depriving them of a happiness they longed for over decades. (She even claims she didn't know she was doing it. That is left as an exercise for the viewer.) Fanny is played by Agnes Moorehead, who became an icon as the mother-in-law-from-Hell on "Bewitched," and in this role—leading to her first of four Oscar nominations—she is an utter powerhouse.
George (Tim Holt) and Uncle Jack (Ray Collins) about to take their teasing too far.
Seriously, when she's on-screen, it's hard to watch anything else, as she seethes with jealousy, anger, grief—all because her prettier sister-in-law has captured Eugene's eye, and he preferred to leave town rather than live without her. (Fanny hoped and hopes, he will choose her by default.) The archetypal spinster aunt, Orson had Moorehead go through Fanny's breakdown scene for a solid day before shooting the scene that was so intense Moorehead herself nearly had a breakdown. But when people asked her later if she felt Welles was cruel, she said she found it exhilarating, and was unable to sleep for a week after. This was the scene that was ultimately chopped up because it was too intense, per RKO chief George Schafer.
Speaking of sacrificing yourself for art, this role was one of Dolores Costello's last, as the beautiful and charismatic Isabel, whose love for George is nearly oedipal. Costello was a silent movie actress, Lou Costello (of "Abbot and") named himself after her, and she was the grandmother of Drew Barrymore. But the makeup used in the silent era was very caustic, and by 1942, her skin was falling apart. At 39, she manages to pull of virginal teen, besotted MILF, and sickly, broken-hearted elder woman.
Cotton, as Eugene, has what I would consider one of the easiest roles, but he does an excellent job. In particular, as one of the inventors of the automobile, he handles George's extremely rude rant about the evil of automobiles and how they shouldn't have been invented, by agreeing with him. He sees the potential for trouble and he may live to regret his choice to contribute. This whole section of the film is astoundingly topical.
Anne Baxter is radiant. Cotton had seen her in the stage version of "Philadelphia Story" before Hepburn kicked her out, and liked her so much he hired her to be beautiful here. But she's also really good, because almost never quite know exactly what's going on beneath the surface. She has to be in love with George while recognizing what a jerk she is, and she has a tremendous scene where she has to pretend to not care about him.
At 90 minutes, I genuinely thought it could be an hour longer without wearing out its welcome, but I'm not a teenager in 1942 watching as part of a double-feature with "The Fleet's In".
Welles' original screenplay is still available, and Alfonse Arau attempted to shoot in 2001 with Madeline Stowe, Bruce Greenwood, John Rhys Meyers, Jennifer Tilly and Gretchen Mol. It went about as well as you'd imagine.
Not a huge hit, obviously, but RKO got a LOT of mileage out of the sets for YEARS, and the Amberson Mansion classed up a lot of cheapies like "Cat People", and is probably most famous for being the old Granville House in "It's A Wonderful Life".
Welles, of course, never really recovered and spent the rest of his life chasing funds and failing to complete projects, and still managed to leave behind some of the greatest movies ever made, and some of the greatest Hollywood stories.
Welcome hobbyists! Pull up a chair and sit a spell with the Horde in this little corner of the interweb. This is the mighty, mighty officially sanctioned Ace of Spades Hobby Thread. When you follow the long and windy road, you end up with maps as a theme for this Hobby Thread.
As per usual Hobby Thread etiquette, keep this thread limited to hobbying. All (legal) hobbying is welcome. I understand that some people pay attention to military hardware, tactics and strategy as a hobby. Discussion of current events permitted but must be made in the form of hobby commentary. Pants are optional. As always, puns are welcome and encouraged.
Play nice and do not be rude. Do not be a troll and do not feed the trolls.
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Handmade map making:
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Old maps are time machines. 1847 Manhattan.
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This is the most accurate depiction of the South that I've seen. I'm in the orange area.
Flight maps are cool. Istanbul apparently has the most direct connections of any airport in the world (310).
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Berlin U-Bahn map from 1967
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Visualizing Pickett's charge at Gettysburg on July 3, 1863:
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Look closely at this street map from Silver Springs Shores in Florida. What do you notice? So many streets with "spring" in the name! Drive, road, place, lane, run, radical, circle, loop, loop circle, pass, trace, terrace, track and more. What a postal nightmare.
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British documentary from 1961 when they actually made things and did stuff.
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Race track map? The Nurburgring in Germany is so big that three villages exist inside. It was built in 1927 and is about 15.7 miles long. If you have any sympathy for cars or motorsport, it should be on your bucket list. Even better if you go for the annual 24 Hour race.
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Map of all 54 Buc-ee's locations:
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Mapping tips for places that don't exist:
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Population around a point
This website estimates the total human population within a distance, from any point in the world. Select a radius and click on the map.
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Musical interlude:
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Helps to have a map to find your way around Yosemite National Park:
Did you miss the Hobby Thread last week? We did a calligraphy theme. The comments may be closed, but you can re-live the content.
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Words of wisdom:
"Because despite all our troubles, when things are grim out in that wide round world of ours, that's when it's really important to have a good hobby." Posted by: tankascribe at June 22, 2024 07:41 PM (HWxAD).
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If you have trouble finding something in the content or comments that resonates with you, contribute your own. Send thoughts, suggestions and photos of your hobbying to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Do mighty things but don't run with scissors.
Mikan works as a stationmaster at the Ciaotou Sugar Factory Station on the Kaohsiung Metro in Taiwan.
He was originally a local cat who lived near the station, but the staff and passengers cared for him and he became the "face of the station".pic.twitter.com/cW2V4H343P
4 years ago she was found eating grasshoppers in a parking lot, when she was still a tiny kitten.
A lurker
Marcy has had some great care since she was a kitten, obviously. But she looks a little camera-shy!
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Mom’s wolfie Liath has crossed the rainbow bridge. She always waited so patiently for her to come home. She now waits on the other side of the bridge.
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So sorry you and your Mom have lost wonderful Laith. Thanks for the photo and profile.
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PetMoron Adjacent Animals
Encountered by Members of The Horde
The weather and the wildlife seem like it’s May. Not March. The wild turkeys abound with the mating stupidity. So many things going on in nature around here. Happy first day of spring. I love the gardening thread. Thank you!
NorCal Sierra Foothills lurker.
Great photo! Happy First Week of Spring! Hoping that you like the Pet Thread, too!
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Spring is in full swing in Central Iowa, with all sorts of birds coming out. Sadly, nothing much to report on the garden front, although there seem to be tiny buds on all the fruit trees, so hopefully no losses over the winter.
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A raptor and more turkeys waiting for some garden action! Thanks for sending them in. It must have taken some patience and/or luck to get those remarkable photos!
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Moose out front…
This is a younger bull that hangs around our place. When he’s not here an older mama and her yearling bed down there. My dogs object but not too strenuously. If the moose wanted to, they could jump the fence but the don’t. Detant.
tcn in AK
Wow! Big for almost-pets!
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Things in the garden started acting like springtime a few weeks ago.
Alstroemeria: After the die-off of all above ground stems towards the end of the summer, the plantings came back strong during the winter, and all but one are already well into flowering.
Love the markings on those flowers.
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From Neal in Israel:
Lime: The tree is strong, and is the first of my little collection of fruit trees to begin significant blossoming in the spring. Fruit has begun to set. I'll be hoping that the strong storm predicted for the coming week won't strip the tree of the beginning of this year's yield.
Best regards, Neal
The blossoms look promising. Hope they stick!
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Thought about growing spaghetti squash this year? I like them under-ripe, and I'm good with simmering the squash instead of roasting if the weather is warm.
I can’t believe I’ve never made spaghetti squash.
Step-by-Step Guide
1. Prep the Squash: - Cut squash crosswise into rings. - Remove seeds and pulp. - Drizzle with olive oil, salt, and pepper.
“robert mueller just died,” trump wrote in a truth social post on march 21. “good, i’m glad he’s dead. he can no longer hurt innocent people! president donald j. trump.”
[A]n asshole is somebody who looks at a painting of two toddlers doing something totally normal for toddlers and decides that it represents homosexuality and then thinks that publicly saying that is somehow edgy and clever. Instead it is doing what we accuse the Left of, that is sexualizing young children. If that describes you, own it.
Reports: The A-10 Thunderbolt, better known as The Warthog, has been unleashed on Iran It's a heavily armored (the pilot sits in a titanim bathtub) slow-and-low loitering plane with a massive minigun firing depleted uranium rounds. The capability it brings is the ability to just fly big circles over the country waiting for a target to present itself. This is a weapons platform for eliminating vehicles and personnel. Its first task might be strafing the seas, clearing out any remaining attack boats and minelayers.
Update: My ballpark estimate for a reasonable cost for a wildlife overpass (suitably padded to sate the thirst of Democrat grifters) was $15 million. Turns out, that was a good estimate. That's how much it cost Denver to build one.
Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the obvious incompatibility of Islam with free societies, John Bolton is a disloyal sleaze, The SAVE Act is in the muck of Senate RINOs, the crappy quality of anti-American propaganda, and more!
Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade.
Ami Kozak: Every single Tucker Carlson episode consists of him claiming he didn't say the things he said in the last episode Also: this is the manipulation Tucker does that i hate the most. It's so cowardly. All he does is smear people (and Jews, generally), and then claim "I have nothing against [the person or group I just smeared.]" He'll even claim "I love [x], actually." Just again and again and again. It's all a lie, of course. A year ago he smeared Jews but added how beautiful he thought Israel was, and then two weeks ago, he said Israel is ugly as dog-shit and nothing beautiful has been built there "since 1948." Just got this email from Dracula: "I love Van Helsing, actually, he's one of my personal heroes, if I'm being honest. I will claw the heart out of his belly and bathe in his blood before the children of Babylon, but I have nothing but respect for Van Helsing, actually. Love is the answer. Except for the followers of the Christ whom I am commanded to turn into my dark army of Satan. And I totally don't worship Satan, I just think we should listen to both sides. Hugs and kisses, may Van Helsing burn in the blood-red fires of hell throughout eternity, even though I consider him a close and dear friend, Vlad called Dracul."