January 23, 2017

Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/23/17)-General Edition

—Misanthropic Humanitarian

Quotes of The Day

Quote I

"The world is changing. America is changing. Europe is changing. It started last year with Brexit, yesterday there was Trump and today the freedom-loving parties gathered in Koblenz are making a stand. The genie will not go back into the bottle again, whether you like it or not. The people of the West are awakening. They are throwing off the yoke of political correctness."
Geert Wilders, leader of the Dutch Party for Freedom (PVV)


Quote II

Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement.- Golda Meir

Quote III

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.- Audrey Hepburn


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Tomorrow, January 24th, marks a Moron type of anniversary. The first cans of beer were delivered. Roadside ditches were never the same.

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Neil Gorsuch Emerges as Trump's Front-Runner for Supreme Court Nominee

—Ace

Here's a brief on him.

He's on the 10th Circuit of Appeals right now, appointed by Bush, and thought to be among the most "Scalia-esque" of all possible Scalia replacements.

Age: 50. And as I like to say, 50 is the new twenty-nine-and-three-quarters.

Judge Napolitano said on McCallum's show that if Gorsuch is in fact Trump's nominee, Trump would have done exactly what he said he would do: Nominate a younger version of Scalia.

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Unfunny SNL "Writer" Katie Rich Suspended "Indefinitely" After Tweeting Baron Trump Would Be History's "First Homeschooled Shooter"

—Ace

But remember, "indefinite" only means for an unspecified period of time, not "permanently."

NBC won't comment on it, despite being one of the media companies that was so determined to hound minor congressional staffer nobody Elizabeth Lauten out of a job after she said the Obama children lacked "class."

Meanwhile, Pop Hag Madonna had tweeted "F*** Trump and f*** the Secret Service" after people called for a Secret Service inquiry into her public declaration that she had "dreamed" about "blowing up the White House."

However, after the Secret Service actually took an interest in the case, the Elderly Hooker changed her pitchy tune. She now says her statement about blowing up the White House was a "metaphor" about something or other. The Warbling Lich will likely remain free to continue doing sexual dances for aging gay men who fondly remember their youths when they had to pretend to find Madonna provocative.

I fully support using the regime of political intimidation and social bullying these monsters created against them. To do otherwise would be to affirm their status as our social superiors -- that they make the rules, and the rest of us suffer those rules.

A caste with pretenses of being superior does not actually become superior until the lower castes affirm the superiority of that caste by conceding to them the immunities and privileges they assert.

This must not be permitted to happen.

It is a bad thing that we live in a society of bizarre speech codes and scalp-hunting sociopaths.

But it is a worse thing that we live in a society of bizarre speech codes and scalp-hunting sociopaths in which the Media-Political Caste claims immunity from the rules and punishments they themselves invent and enforce.

To suffer under an unjust law is to suffer an affront to one's liberty.

But to suffer under an unjust law to which other superior castes are exempt is to suffer an affront to one's very humanity and equality.


I will sign a peace treaty in the #WarOnFreeSpeech the moment the Indecent Left is sufficiently battered to come begging for peace.

But until then: The War on Speech goes both ways, fascists.

You will be made to share the misery you have made for us all.

Posted by Ace at 06:47 PM Comments

Army Picks a Replacement for the Standard Sidearm Beretta M9: The Sig Sauer P320

—Ace

No word on whether they're sticking with 9mm or .45 ACP. Apparently the P320 can be had in either, as well as in .357 SIG and .40 S&W.

Actually, the pistol is modular, and this article suggests that the gun might just be available in different calibers.

This wikipedia entry says the P320 can be "adapted" to fire the four different calibers, but the word "adapted" seems vague to me.

The article also says that my previous belief that the .45 was superior may be in error, as police departments which had previously up-calibered from 9mm to .40 are now switching back.

Although the objective is for a round with better terminal ballistics, the argument for adopting a larger bullet has disadvantages. The FBI and certain police forces have reversed earlier decisions to replace their 9 mm pistols with ones chambered for .40 S&W because the heavier bullet and greater recoil caused excessive wear and frame damage. Law enforcement personnel have found that even marginally larger pistol rounds are still too underpowered to kill a person with one shot, and that smaller rounds allow for better shot placement when firing rapidly.

Meanwhile, a sniper killed three jihadis with a single bullet in Iraq, and no, it wasn't by hitting a propane tank like in Uncharted or Doom. The bullet went through one and then another and then dinged a third off a ricochet.

Thanks to Anonosaurus Wrecks for that last one.

Posted by Ace at 05:50 PM Comments

Schumer Delaying Pompeo's Confirmation as Head of CIA After Having Promised to Confirm All NatSec Heads By Last Friday

—Ace

Senator Burr has a pointed summation: "He lied."

So what's this about?

Here's what I think it's about: The Democrats are banking on a lunatic scenario whereby Michael Flynn or others on Trump's staff are found to have conspired with Russia. They figure, I think, that the acting head of the CIA -- note that with Brennan's (none-too-soon) departure there is no official head of the CIA, just some holdover acting as head -- will be able to ferret out the Traitors whereas I guess they think Pompeo wouldn't be as serious about Finding All the Traitors.

So they're going to expose the US to greater security risks and higher chances of a successful terrorist attack to appease the crazies on the left pushing for Chimpeachment 2: Chimps Gone Bananas, and risk American lives on a 0.0000001% chance that there's anything to this newest pipe-dream conspiracy theory or that Brennan's Boyz can find evidence of it.

Posted by Ace at 04:49 PM Comments

Oh, My: Incandescently Dumb Obama Foreign Policy Spokesdummy Marie Harf Hired by... FoxNews??!!

—Ace

This makes no sense, until you realize it makes all the sense.

Liberals would of course rather work for the liberal news network CNN. But CNN knows that, and can choose from among the best applicants.

Where does that leave a Marie Harf? Well, it leaves her Fox.

Now, what would Fox gain from this?

Oh God -- It would gain so, so much.

Tucker Carlson can do Theater of the Stupid segments with her two or three nights a week.

It would be uhhhmazing.

Posted by Ace at 03:59 PM Comments

Trump Signs Executive Orders: Withdraws from TPP, Ends Funding for Overseas Health Services That Provide Abortions, Freezes Some Federal Hiring

—Ace

Pen and a phone, but mostly the pen.

Making good on a campaign promise, President Trump on Monday signed an executive order withdrawing the United States from the controversial Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal.


He also signed two other orders -- one placing a hiring freeze on some federal workers and the other reinstating a ban on funding for international groups that perform abortions.

Re: the hiring freeze, he said this about it:

The new commander-in-chief also signed an executive order on Monday that froze hiring for some federal government employees.

"Except for the military," he said when signing it.

Government unions immediately began screaming, and that's a real danger, because federal government unions are so popular with the American public.

Per that report, the freeze might be retroactive for Obama's recent hires who were hired but who have not actually begun working yet.

Posted by Ace at 03:19 PM Comments

Sean Spicer's First Full Press Briefing

—Ace

Right now sparring over Spicer's and Trump's "lies," with the media completely unwilling to admit their own #FakeNews.


Updates: Here are some snippets of the questions asked and answers thereto.

"Norms-Breaking."



Posted by Ace at 02:09 PM Comments

Chanting Mobs Aren't Brave.
Single Individuals Standing Up to the Mob Are Brave.

—Ace


Posted by Ace at 12:33 PM Comments

Federal Officials People: Intelligence Community Probing Michael Flynn

—Ace

This story is notable for two things.

First, as with the PeePeeGate psyops the IC conducted against the country, it's vapornews -- there's no actual news here, as the "news" is just that there is an investigation. And no conclusions at all.

We already know there was an investigation -- this was leaked two weeks ago. So the leakers are just re-leaking this to get it re-reported.

But there's nothing new -- there's no conclusion, the article notes. So rather than advancing the story by saying "There's an investigation, and it has found X," this story specifically says the investigation has not found anything either way. Nothing excuplatory, nothing incriminating.

Pure re-report of a re-leak.

But this is the most precious part of the Wall Street Journal's report.

It has been common (though I'm certain not uniform) previous media practice to attribute leaks from the IC to "federal officials" or "intelligence community officials." In other words, people working for the federal government or the intelligence community.

On Friday at 12 noon, John Brennan and I'm guessing several other Obama political appointees in the IC lost their jobs, as Trump pointedly did not ask them to remain aboard until their replacements could be confirmed.

So these folks aren't Federal Officials or IC Officials any longer.

They're just people, as of noon Friday.

So note the WSJ's attribution of its non-story:

U.S. counterintelligence agents have investigated communications that President Donald Trump's national security adviser had with Russian officials, according to people familiar with the matter.

WAS: Federal officials

NOW: "People"!

Interesting.


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Monday Mid-Morning Open Thread

—Misanthropic Humanitarian

Mr. CBD is still under the weather. He asked me if I knew anything about art. I said sure, once upon a time my favorite show on PBS was The Joy of Painting with some guy named Bob Ross.

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Shades of Gray-Bob Ross

Not artsy enough for you......................

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The Morning Report 1/23/17

—J.J. Sefton

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Good morning, kids. We're loaded for bear as the first full week of the Trump era kicks off. I'm sure none of you are surprised in any way, shape or form that George Soros is backing the protests both here and abroad. And that if she had her way, the lovely and charming organizer of the Women's March, Linda Sarsour, would force half a million lemmings to change their pussy hats to burqas. I'm so pleased she serves on a NYC immigration commission and is close friends with DeBolshevik. Other than that, one item of note is a dark horse candidate for Trump's first SCOTUS pick, Neil Gorsuch. Frankly, I thought Trump would go for the jugular by nominating someone like Mike Lee, but I think the strategery is you go to the mattresses with the first pick and it forces the Dems to expend all their political capital to oppose him, ensuring smooth sailing for your next picks. But Dems are Dems and will oppose every pick vehemently. We shall see. Anyway, have a better one and remain blessed.

Posted by J.J. Sefton at 06:50 AM Comments

Sunday Overnight Open Thread (1/22/17)

—Misanthropic Humanitarian

Let The ONT begin............

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Quotes of The Day

Quote I

Many of the qualities that come so effortlessly to dogs - loyalty, devotion, selflessness, unflagging optimism, unqualified love - can be elusive to humans. -John Grogan

Quote II

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough. -Richard M. DeVos

Quote III

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. -Milton Friedman

Quote IV

If we love our country, we should also love our countrymen.- Ronald Reagan


A message to the unhinged temper tantrum throwing "adults" from a man your age.

I’m “The Man” to you racial activists. I’m the idiot who joined the military because I “wasn’t smart enough” to go get a liberal arts degree like you know-it-all 20-year-old college dipshits; and for some reason you hate me for that. I’m that guy with the rifle who signed on the dotted line for $24K a year so that you budding Marxist fucksticks could have the freedom to complain about me and the manner in which I provide it. I have a little message for you.........


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Rule Britannia!

—WeirdDave

"The sun never sets on the British Empire". 100 years ago this was the literal truth, as our older sibling proudly administered a commonwealth that literally spanned the entire globe. Sorely tested by WWII, she stood strong against the National Socialist threat. Winston Churchill stood tall in the rubble of London, bravely flipping off the German planes with his trademark "V", becoming a eternal symbol of triumph over adversity.

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CBD-Less Food Thread

—Misanthropic Humanitarian

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—Misanthropic Humanitarian

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So what are you Morons up to today?

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Sunday Morning Book Thread 01-22-2017

—OregonMuse

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(Note: please take all political discussions to the open thread below this one. Thank you)

Good morning to all you 'rons, 'ettes, lurkers, and lurkettes. Welcome once again to the stately, prestigious, internationally acclaimed and high-class Sunday Morning Book Thread, where men are men, all the 'ettes are hotties, safe spaces are underneath your house and are used as protection against actual dangers, like natural disasters, triggering Trump tweets, Russians hacking, and special snowflakes do not get respect, but instead, belly laughs. And unlike other AoSHQ comment threads, the Sunday Morning Book Thread is so hoity-toity, pants are required. Even if it's these pants, which give the noble sport of golf a bad name.


“You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.”
--C. S. Lewis


Pic Note

Last weekend, I discovered a beautiful library in the Hotel Emma in San Antonio. The hotel is built in the old Pearl Brewery and the two-story library and reading room is part of that structure. The library's almost 4000 books were donated by Sherry Kafka Wagner, a San Antonio author and book enthusiast/collector.

Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2017 11:22 AM (CLKfs)


Impulse Buy

I generally don't buy books right away. When I see a book I think I might like, I tend to over-think the purchase. I mull it over in my mind for awhile, weighing the pros and cons, reading the reviews (esp. the 1-star reviews), and then maybe, just maybe, I'll buy it. Even if it's a $1.99 Kindle deal. Yes, I am that cheap. I just hate spending money. Compared to me, Vic throws money away like a drunken sailor or a Democratic congressmen.

But then occasionally I will find a book that I'll look at, read a bit of the blurb, and then bam, buy it. One such book is A Stranger In My Own Hometown: A Brendan O'Brian Legal Thriller by J.W. Kerwin. This is how the Amazon blurb starts out:

The Council for Islamic Religious Respect (CIRR) has filed suit against a crusading newspaper reporter for defaming Islam and linking the group to terrorists.

CIRR has seemingly unlimited funds and a wily attorney who thinks nothing of lying to the judge. But the reporter has Brendan O’Brian, America’s most politically incorrect defense attorney.

The blurb goes on, but at that point, my head had filled up with "I WANT!" like an inflated tire. So I stopped reading and plunked down my $2.99. I mean, who knows, it may turn out to be a crappy book, but for $3, it's a good risk.

Also, I had to laugh at the novel's bad guys, the "Council for Islamic Religious Respect (CIRR)". Gee, I wonder who that's supposed to be?

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Open Thread for Politics

—OregonMuse

To keep the book thread on topic. Here is something below the fold for your morning schadenboners:

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EMT 01/22/17

—krakatoa

So if I've got this figured right, this coming week is when the collective left will finally start getting something to cry about, good and hard.

I'm guessing President Trump is going to need a good supply of refills for his ink-pen. Maybe he'll get Chuck Schumer to pick some up for him while he's on a juice box run.

Posted by krakatoa at 06:00 AM Comments

Overnight Open Thread (21 Jan 2017)

—CDR M

Must've been a rare Pokemon on the loose today as Hillary's army of dead enders invade Washington DC as CNN provides blanket coverage.

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Sean Spicer Blasts the Press

—Ace

Vid below. Sorry to step on the Chess Thread but this is news.

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Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread 01-21-2017

—OregonMuse

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Playing Chess
Jean-Paul Kayser, 1925

Alt. title: "My chess is so bad, it makes me feel blue."

Good afternoon morons and moronettes, and welcome to the Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread, the only AoSHQ thread with content specifically for all of us chess nerds who pay homage in the temple of Caïssa, goddess of the chessboard. And, for those of you who aren't nerdly enough for chess, you can use this thread to talk about checkers, or other games, or politics, or whatever you wish, only please try to keep it civil. Nobody wants to get caught up into a bear tree, especially if they're hungry.


Problem 1 - Black To Play (384)

Hint: Black mates in 3


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Ace of Spades Pet Thread

—Misanthropic Humanitarian

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.........coffee.


Grab a beverage, a snack and your best behavior. It's time for the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread.

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Thread below the Pet Thread: 21 Jan 2017 [KT]

—Open Blogger

I like this visual:

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But I think this is a more pertinent topic for the day after the inauguration:

I think people are expecting too much from a new administration, too much good and/or too much bad. My hope is for a return to simple common sense. I am all nuanced-out.

These topics are from Maggie's Farm, in a roundup of Inauguration Day items.

The most over-wrought comment I saw on Facebook this week, from a guy questioning his conservatism, warned that Trump was about to treat all protesters like those anarchists who trashed D.C. on the day of the inauguration. "Arm yourselves", he said.

Oh, and then there was the guy who though the unpopularity of lefty protesters blocking roads was an indication that they were like MLK and George Washington. The women who are enraged about Trump seem to be going more with social media slogans of the day. Sad.

Unfortunately, a couple of guys also seem to have some rather over-blown positive expectations for Trump which seem to be based on their own political hobby horses. One of them is quite annoying. I'm in the "it's hard to predict everything that is going to happen in Washington" category, myself.

What's the craziest reaction to the inauguration you've seen on social media? Other than the one CBD highlighted earlier today?

Note: Garden Thread is still open for garden, wildlife or corn-related topics. Pet Thread is coming up. Enjoy your weekend.

Posted by Open Blogger at 02:10 PM Comments

Saturday Gardening Thread: Corn in Winter [KT]

—Open Blogger

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Happy Saturday to the Horde! Feeling better than you did on Thursday? The last day of Obama's presidency was National Popcorn Day. Don't know how I missed it.

If you made a trail of popcorn from Los Angeles to New York (though why would you do that?), you would need more than 352,028,160 popped kernels.

Popcorn came up in the comments here at the Saturday Gardening Thread several times last year. Particularly Glass Gem Popcorn, the kind in the photo above. Anybody popped some home-grown popcorn? How did you get it off the cob?

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Posted by Open Blogger at 12:30 PM Comments

In Case You Weren't Sure About SNL....

—CBD

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She "writes" for SNL, and I use those quotation marks because based on the small sample I have seen in the last 20 years, the show sucks, and hasn't had a good group of writers in a generation. And that's okay, because not everyone is talented, and we certainly don't have to watch it if we don't feel like it.

But attacking the child of the new president seems to be so far beyond the bounds of good taste that it cries out for social media opprobrium. It's probably too much to hope that she gets fired or suspended, but a little public abuse might focus her attentions on the vicious and uncaring soul inside her.

Posted by CBD at 11:13 AM Comments

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

—Misanthropic Humanitarian

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Happy Saturday indeed. Do you notice a difference in the air? I do, Obama is gone.

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Posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:10 AM Comments

EMT 01/21/17 "" edition.

—krakatoa

Look, I'm happy the inauguration took place, and all the right people are mad and/or sad, but I'm a little disappointed that Trump hasn't sent me my brownshirt and jack-boots yet. I suppose the delivery was intercepted by those with a more traditional need, judging from yesterday's "mostly peaceful" "protests" by "activists" and "good citizens" "concerned" for "their" safety.

Fascism, to borrow a phrase, is always descending on the right, but landing in the progressive left.

The root issue, if I may be so bold as to offer my opinion, is that the left, generally bereft of the ability to enjoy life as it is, finds its greatest sense of spiritual fulfillment in the pursuit of life as they deem it should be; of their idealized conception of a higher humanity.

Pursuit of a world of "hyperhumans", as it were.


Posted by krakatoa at 06:19 AM Comments

Overnight Open Thread (The Trump Era Begins Edition)

—CDR M

What a day. So happy the Obama era is over and we didn't start the Clinton era.

I gotta say, all these violent and disgusting anti-Trump riots/protests are just hurting Democrats chances in the future. Keep it up dumbasses.

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Posted by CDR M at 09:58 PM Comments

Happy Weekend

—Ace

Last time you'll ever have to listen to this jackass drone on in an official address.


Late, as usual:


Posted by Ace at 07:51 PM Comments

Mattis, Kelly Confirmed By Senate For Defense, Homeland Security

—Ace

National Security GAINZZZ.

Posted by Ace at 06:20 PM Comments

#MakeYourselfGreatAgain: The GAINZZZ Thread

—Ace

I'm back on course. I had gone up 2 1/2, um, okay, being honest, 3 pounds. I had no idea why. But I've lost those three pounds again and am back where I was when I was crowing about my GAINZZZ.

The only thing I did different was get back on Intermittent Fasting, including two long fasts, one thirty hours or so, another 19 or 20 hours. So right now I'm thinking that's a big component of the LCHF/IF regime.

I've also been more regular about drinking apple cider vinegar at night, and recently I've been having some during the daytime too (especially after I have a meal that has a few too many carbs in it). Supposedly it might, might help blunt insulin overproduction.

I started weightlifting more again -- for the real GAINZZZ -- and immediately did an exercise wrong and injured myself. The problem is this: When I was a kid, the only lifts I did, pretty much, were benching, curling, some tricep extension, and some military pressing.

Exercises I never did were squats, deadlifts, and any kind of bent-over rows. (I did rarely do some lat pulls on a machine.)

Now I'm trying to really focus on the "Forgotten Man" muscle groups of the body, as Lord Emperor Trump, The Golden Colossus, has commanded me. But I don't know how to do them. The latest one I thought I knew how to do, but in fact did not, were bent-over dumbbell rows. I had my elbows way out, instead of tucked closer to my body, which resulted in a lot of strain on my elbows and some smaller muscles that rotate the forearms outwards which really couldn't hack the weight.

Anyway, always watch several videos for any lifts you don't know cold, and read a text description too, rather than going by eye.

So far I have injured myself on every new lift I've tried to do.

Maybe it's time to just follow Professor Broscience and do nothing but bicep curls again.

So, Obama's out of office, and that cloud isn't over our heads anymore. It's time to be happy and fulfilled.

If you're gonna make some GAINZZZ in your life, now's the time to get on them GAINZZZ. It would be nice to live as long as possible in a country no longer under the maladministration of Barack Obama, with that half-a-mish telling you "You didn't build that" when you've got a sweet bicep pump on.

Posted by Ace at 04:48 PM Comments

Inauguration Thread Seven: The Parade

—Ace

I hope Trump's playing Death Race 2000 and gets points for running over rioters.

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Inauguration Thread Six: Boring Speeches and Some Mostly Peaceful Riots

—Ace

Update: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse points out this local channel has lots of coverage of the Love Riots.

Hey remember how off-base Trump was when he spoke "darkly" of an American carnage?

Meet the carnage:

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Posted by Ace at 02:56 PM Comments

Immortal Victory

—Ace


More: Longer clip below.

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Posted by Ace at 01:53 PM Comments

Inauguration Thread Five

—Ace

Check this out -- this guy claims this video clip shows Bill Clinton checking out Ivanka Trump as she walks by (out of frame), and then Hillary catching him.

Posted by Ace at 01:32 PM Comments

As MSNBC Was Gloating That Trump Had Fewer Attendees Than Obama, They Overlooked The Fact That Their Leftist Brethren Were Blocking Checkpoints and Shutting the City Down

—Ace

Sexton rounds up the broken glass, chained off streets, and mostly peaceful assaults.


Posted by Ace at 12:46 PM Comments

Inauguration Thread Four

—Ace

I guess now is the parade to the White House, dragging the bodies of his victims behind his chariots.

Then comes the signing of the executive orders.

Trump just graciously let him use his Marine One chopper to get the hell out of the city.

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Posted by Ace at 12:22 PM Comments

Inauguration Thread Three: The Actual Inauguration

—Ace

Two minutes until our long national nightmare is on a permanent golfcation.

I feel like as he's swearing in Trump, in a way, he's also swearing in My Dick.

DONALD J. TRUMP SWORN IN AS 45th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Livestream from FoxNews of Trump's speech.


Posted by Ace at 11:52 AM Comments

Inauguration Thread Two

—Ace

Warden points out this verse was a dig at the media.

Posted by Ace at 11:29 AM Comments



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