The Morning Report — 10/15 /26
—J.J. Sefton
Good morning kids. Way back when during the shampeachment hearings, I forget which one since there were several sequels, our President Donald Trump famously quipped
“They’re not after me, they’re after you, and I just happen to be standing in the way.”
And now, as we all know that was not mere hyperbole, was it?!
We already knew that Jack Smith, the ‘special prosecutor’ appointed to target Trump, had been spying on multiple members of Congress, but the latest reports show a wide net that had gathered in every donor even if he or she had only put in a buck or got a hat.We already knew that Jack Smith, the ‘special prosecutor’ appointed to target Trump, had been spying on multiple members of Congress, but the latest reports show a wide net that had gathered in every donor even if he or she had only put in a buck or got a hat.
Ex-special counsel Jack Smith obtained personal information on 639,000 Republican donors, voters and supporters — including some who contributed as little as $1 or bought “red MAGA hats” — according to subpoena returns obtained by a Senate Republican committee.
Dates of birth, home addresses, email addresses, Republican party registration, information about credit cards or employment history were also hoovered up.
That included names of Republican campaign aides and volunteers, as well as party donors who contributed anywhere between $1 and $1,000.
Information on red Make America Great Again hats was also shared, including the buyers’ names and home addresses.
And that puts this story in a very disturbing light
Nine of the country's biggest banks spent five years running an outrageous campaign to cut conservatives, Christians, pro-lifers, and Trump supporters out of the financial system, and the federal government now has the receipts. . . The banks leaned on the SPLC’s bogus hate-group designations again and again. That's the same SPLC federal prosecutors indicted in April on fraud and money-laundering charges for allegedly bilking donors out of millions, and the same group FBI Director Kash Patel has called a "partisan smear machine." WePay closed a religious organization's account after the SPLC branded it an "extremist hate group," and employees described it internally as a "[r]ight wing religious conservative non profit with strong anti LGBTQ rhetoric." WePay also killed an account raising money for a "devout Christian's" legal challenge to anti-discrimination laws. . . "Under the Biden administration, banks could face greater supervisory pressure to move away from lending to the firearms industry," a Wells Fargo reputation-risk review of a prospective firearms client warned. . . "It is appalling that these banks targeted American consumers for their political, social, or religious beliefs that did not align with the Biden Administration or its leftist allies… Many of those targeted were supporters of President Trump," CFPB Acting Director Mark Paoletta said. "These thuggish tactics… have no place in America."
Not that the banks or other elements of the private sector feared governmental pressure, many of hem are whole or in part fellow travelers of the Anti-American Democrat/Left so they were eager and willing to be the cutting edge of the razor that decapitated their enemies — the AMERICAN people. Whatever business they might lose would no doubt be made up by commie politicians with fat bailouts and handouts. Of course those of us that could not be silenced this way faced the utterly corrupted and bastardized criminal justice system, weaponized to destroy anyone and everyone who was deemed an enemy of the DC junta, as we thoroughly witnessed in the wake of the Malig-Nancy Pelosi engineered January 6th phony Insurrection. I'm not sure but there might still be innocent people rotting in the DC gulag and for sure there are two martyred women, Roseanne Boyland and Ashli Babbitt, murdered at the hands of Pelosi's Stormtroopers with badges.
The Florida Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate says history is “messy,” explaining why she honors cop killers, including Assata Shakur.Democratic Socialists of America member Angie Nixon is running against Senator Ashley Moody this year in the special election to finish out Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s term. Nixon has faced fire for her bookstore, “Cafe Resistance,” which pays homage to Shakur.
“Who I had on my walls were civil rights leaders that wind up like getting convicted or like tried for like, you know, robbery or killing police officers – just all types of things,” Nixon said during an interview. She accused Sen. Moody’s campaign of sending a tracker to heckle her. She said some of the criminals were “set up” before adding, “Not all, right? Maybe. I don’t know. Possibly. A lot of them maintain their innocence.”
Nixon continued: But it was Assata Shakur. It was Angela Davis. Like it was all these different people in the wall. And then the guy came in and he tried to like just trash and say I’m celebrating cop-killers and I’m like, it’s history.
Without irony, she added: “We don’t know our history.”
You know what else is messy? torture chambers and mass graves which as I have asserted many times is exactly what this dick-less Nixon and her ilk have in mind for all of us if they ever have half the chance. It's why I kind of wince at essays like this.
As I was scrolling through Twitter/X/Whatever looking for videos of Antifa getting bopped (because they are hilarious), it occurred to me that today's filthy communists are a far cry from the trained, maniacal Marxists our fathers and grandfathers squared off with decades ago.
Our forefathers stood nose-to-nose against dangerous Marxists who were trained to kill them. If my grandad knew that today's commies have traded in their AK-47s for breast implants, he'd smack me upside my head for not punching the lipstick off "Amanda" (a man, duh!) for twerking in a classroom full of kids.Let's face it: we have it easy. And as of now, all we have to do to combat communism is vote. But if things do get hot, these are the new wave of Marxists we will have to deal with, and frankly, we have it way easier than our antecedents.
First, it's worth noting that at first everyone laughed at Hitler, the little corporal and his funny mustache. And then look what happened to most of Europe's Jews and most of Europe. Sure, blue-haired trannies and men with boobs are funny-looking. But then when the Molotov cocktails, bricks, hate-shakes, fists and bullets start flying it's not so funny anymore. And now they can count on 1.5 billion Muslims across the globe to have their back, and for sure however many million right here in the US of A.
How is it our nation's voters are allowing it to be turned over to its socialist enemies? Western Europe will not stop the mass infiltration of Muslims into their nations, and indeed now of their governments.Today’s Democrat party is doing nothing to stop itself from being infiltrated and captured by far-left (admitted) socialists and Marxists. Furthermore, it does not appear that American voters will do much to prevent the Democrat-socialists from taking over their government.
What would it take for someone — anyone -- to effectively fight back, resist, or even do much of anything to prevent these existentially threatening developments?
Backing up to the article before the aforementioned wherein the author implores us to get out and vote, yes for sure, but at some point voting even more harderer ain't gonna cut the mustard. And considering Michigan and its elections are still run by the twisted coven of Wretched Whitmer, Jocelyn Benson and Dana Nessel, the thievery that stole the state for Biden 6 years ago will ensure that El-Sayed is its next Senator.
Meanwhile, as we await Nidal Hasan's execution, I'd like to see Hasan sandwiched between Jack Smith and Anthony Fauci, and all three dispatched simultaneously to the Infernal Reaches.
Speaking of which, I give you this cheery item to underscore who and what we're dealing with...
Iowa, smackdab in the middle of America. Home of the Field of Dreams. Iowa, a land of farms and small towns and pastoral beauty… of county fairs and farm shows… and churches and generations of upright, God-fearing citizens. Yet, in one small town, something remarkably grotesque happened last week. At a city council meeting at Ottumwa, a man rose to offer a prayer to Satan. He was permitted to do this according to a January 2026 council resolution about free speech. Consenting to this exhibition amounted to moral dereliction.
Yeah, just politics as usual, why am I overreacting?!
have a good day.
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY
- How is it our nation's voters are allowing it to be turned over to its socialist enemies?
How did it come to this?
- Victor Davis Hanson: Europe resents its dependence on American military power while criticizing Washington’s foreign policy, exposing the hypocrisy, insecurity, and economic decline undermining its global influence.
The Same Old, Same Old European Runaround
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Daily Tech News 15 October 2026
—Pixy Misa
Top Story- AI agents aren't "going rogue". Frontier labs are skipping security basics. (CSO Online)
You don't say.According to the cybersecurity professionals CSO spoke with, one of the biggest cybersecurity failures by the frontier AI labs is the lack of implementation of tried-and-true containment practices that stretch back to the 1990s, such as setting up secure sandboxes that would effectively bar agents from escaping their test environments.
Oh, you do say."These are things that we've been dealing with for years," Rob T. Lee, chief AI officer and chief of research at SANS Institute, tells CSO. "There's no reason why every single time this happens, it's, 'Oops, we don't know how they got out.'"
Don't be unreasonable; it's not like these are billion-dollar companies we're talking about.
Oh.
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Wednesday Night ONT - October 14, 2026 [TRex]
—Open Blogger
Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and fully stocked. Step up and place your order.
Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors.
If you're a troll, go away.
This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.
[Top photo: Consuaga, Tennessee]
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Great Pumpkin Cafe
—Disinformation Expert Ace
Sadie, the UK's "loneliest shelter dog," passed over by potential adopters for years, finally finds a home after a viral push.
Refusing to give up on her, the staff at the RSPCA Brighton and Heart of Sussex Branch decided to try a radical strategy. They launched a dedicated TikTok campaign, committing to post a video of Sadie every single day until someone adopted her.The internet rallied behind Sadie, and on the 83rd consecutive day of posting, the algorithm worked its magic.
The video flashed onto the screen of Mabel Edge and her partner Al, living in Westward Ho!, Devon. They weren't even actively looking for a dog, but seeing Sadie's eyes, they knew they had to act.
Little kids trudging off to school in brightly colored raincoats.
E-panda gets clicks for a hot tub video.
Rainbow seen in full arc.
Very cute: Little girl plays basketball with her cat. The cat can't shoot or pass, but it can pounce on the ball.
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Quick Hits
—Disinformation Expert Ace
The proposal would raise verification requirements for the Premium Tax Credit (PTC), with the aim of ensuring that the credit only goes to Americans."Today's proposed rules implement the common-sense reforms enacted by the Working Families Tax Cuts to close eligibility loopholes and ensure taxpayer-funded Premium Tax Credits are reserved for eligible Americans," Bessent said in a statement. "Under President Trump, this Administration is cracking down on fraud and corruption; holding bad actors accountable; lowering health care costs for Americans; and restoring integrity to our tax code and health care system."
The move marks the latest effort by the administration to limit access to public funds for non-Americans and turn off the welfare spigot to ineligible foreigners.
I saw Ineligible Foreigners open for the Violent Femmes at the Cow Palace in 1987.
RFKJr. purged 189,000 dead or duplicate names from Obamacare subsidy rolls.
Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Wednesday announced the purge of 189,000 subsidized Medicare, Medicaid, or CHIP enrollments for deceased persons or duplicate enrollees, saying the move would stop more than $1 billion in erroneous payments to insurance companies annually."In 2026, CMS [Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services] identified 189,000 subsidized enrollments involving duplicate Medicare, Medicaid, or CHIP coverage on record showing the enrollee has died," he said in a press conference. "CMS acted to remove improper subsidies in all these cases."
Kennedy stated that the purge would save taxpayers $738 million in 2026 alone and that future savings would reach an annualized rate of $1.5 billion.
Jack Smith obtained personally-identifying doxx of 639,000 American citizens in his lawless drive to discover a crime he could charge Trump with.
Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley on Wednesday revealed the Biden Justice Department and Special Counsel Jack Smith obtained detailed donor data and voter information on over 639,000 individuals during the Arctic Frost investigation.The types of information contained in the spreadsheet include: names, dates of birth, addresses, email addresses, party affiliation, places of employment, donation amounts, credit card information, and donor habits.
Additionally, the donor and potential voter data ranged from 2005 to 2021, which Grassley described as "well outside Smith's scope of purported review." At the time, Smith was probing President Donald Trump's alleged efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 election.
This is further evidence, the Iowa senator said, "that the Special Counsel operation was designed to map out the Republican Party."
A black man was arrested for shooting and killing a cop -- and admitting he chose his target based on his white skin.
A black man named Eric Lewis allegedly shot and killed a Philadelphia police officer and injured another because they were white on Saturday, a report shows.The now-deceased officer, Shane Seiber, and his partner had arrived at a West Philadelphia home in response to a neighbor's 12:50 a.m. 911 call regarding a man spotted with a gun when Lewis walked up behind the officers, according to The Philadelphia Inquirer.
The officers asked Lewis if he lived in the house, but were met with hostility as Lewis began yelling and acting aggressively. Then, as the officers moved to check if Lewis was carrying a firearm, the man allegedly shot the officers, a law enforcement source told the Inquirer.
The source said that Lewis had continued to shoot the officers even after they had already been wounded, as the man continued to yell at them, saying that he had told them to get off his porch.
Minutes later, another pair of officers arrived to find Seiber and the other officer, an unnamed 33-year-old, lying unconscious on the ground as they bled from their wounds.
Seiber, who had 10 years of service as an officer, died at the age of 40 hours later after having been shot three times. He left behind his wife, a seven-year-old son and a three-year-old daughter, the Inquirer reported.
Lewis then allegedly began a nearly hour-long standoff as he continued to shoot at officers from a position in a dark alley behind the home. After his eventual arrest, Lewis blamed the officers for having gone to his porch, The Inquirer reported, citing an arrest report based on interviews with nine officers.
Lewis said that he had been across the street when he saw the officers arrive and that he had shot them after they had put their hands on him. He said that he had only done so because they were white, the report said.
While speaking to a black female police officer at the hospital, Lewis said that "if it was you that responded we would have just had a conversation," noting that the officers had guns and that he had "every right to defend [himself]."
A conservative commentator, Greg Price, shared a portion of the report, saying, "[Lewis] stated if the cops were black he would not have shot him... He was making racist remarks to the white police officers, saying he makes more money than them."
At the hospital, Lewis also said that "Because they were white, they automatically grabbed me," according to the report posted to social media by Price.
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The city's police commissioner, Kevin Bethel, said that Seiber had "fought valiantly" and asked the community to keep him and his family in their prayers.
The media spends all its time talking about fake race lynchings. It has no time left to talk about the real ones.
Plus, the real race lynchings won't help boost Democrat vote turnout.
Harper's Magazine gave the pro-censorship harridan who runs NPR a a prize for being so good at the first amendment.
NPR CEO Katherine Maher will receive Harper's Magazine's "First Amendment Award" later this month despite her past criticism of the amendment....
Harper's Magazine also claimed that Maher led NPR "through a period of heightened scrutiny and challenge" along with "successfully battling" President Donald Trump's efforts to defund NPR, though Congress still rescinded $1.1 billion in federal funding to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting in 2025.
Although the magazine hailed Maher as an advocate for journalism, Maher has not always been supportive of the First Amendment as a whole.
In 2021, when Maher was the CEO of Wikimedia, which oversees Wikipedia, she discussed efforts to combat disinformation and considered the First Amendment a "challenge" in that goal.
"The number one challenge here that we see is, of course, the First Amendment in the United States. [It] is a fairly robust protection of rights and that is a protection of rights both for platforms, which I actually think is very important that platforms have those rights to be able to regulate what kind of content they want on their sites," Maher said.
"Woman."
With a penis.
Those women with penises sure commit a lot of crimes.
A transgender illegal immigrant has been arrested on child sexual assault charges in Florida. Uriel Santiago Perez, 38, of Mexico, allegedly exposed his fake breasts to a minor boy in a bathroom and then sexually abused the victim by force, according to police.The incident occurred on October 6 while Santiago Perez was touring a home for sale in North Fort Myers. The victim is the homeowner's son, who Santiago Perez allegedly isolated in a bathroom and proceeded to abuse him, the Lee County Sheriff's Office said.
The father told authorities that Santiago Perez had contacted him earlier in the week to arrange a showing of the home. Shortly after Santiago Perez arrived, the victim and the father began a tour of the house. The alleged sexual assault occurred when the father briefly stepped outside for a smoke break.
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Santiago Perez has been charged with one count of sexual battery on a victim between the ages of 12 and 18, records show. Federal law enforcement sources told Fox News that Santiago Perez has a previous criminal record dating back to at least 2013, when he was convicted of prostitution in Georgia.
He's studying to be a Doctor of Engineering.
A transgender woman accused of fatally stabbing a Chicago man 13 times after he allegedly mocked the suspect's gender left part of the knife embedded in his skull, according to reports.
Kelly Day, 32, was charged with first-degree murder in the Oct. 7 stabbing of Larry Young, 50, near a gas station on Chicago's South Side, the Chicago Police Department confirmed in a news release obtained by Fox News Digital.
The Chicago Tribune reported that the attack unfolded in front of Day's 7-year-old stepson following an argument over comments the victim allegedly made about Day's gender.
During a detention hearing Saturday, prosecutors said surveillance video from the gas station showed Day stabbing the man 13 times in the head, neck and shoulders.An autopsy later revealed that a portion of the knife blade had broken off inside the victim's skull, the Tribune reported.
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Prosecutors said Day, who was assigned male at birth and identifies as a woman, had been mocked earlier that day for using the women's restroom at a McDonald's, the Chicago Tribune reported.
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Sub-Mediocre Male Cross-Country Runner Decides He Wants to Win So He Declares Himself a "Girl" Mid-Season and Begins Dominating
—Disinformation Expert Ace
A Camas High School runner who finished 76th in a boys' junior varsity race began competing in the girls' division weeks later, placing second in a field of 195 before winning a girls' varsity race. This comes as Washington voters prepare to decide on an initiative protecting girls' sports.Logan Mihailoff began the season on Camas's boys' JV team at the September 5 Ultimook Race, finishing 76th, according to HeCheated, the advocacy group that highlighted the change. Camas's published season results confirm Mihailoff competed in the boys' division at that meet.
By September 26, Mihailoff was competing against girls at the Nike Portland XC Invitational, finishing second out of 195 runners in the girls' junior/senior JV race. Three days later, Mihailoff won the girls' varsity race at the Union/Camas meet, finishing ahead of all 45 other competitors.
In a statement provided to unDivided host Brandi Kruse, Camas School District defended its participation policy by citing Washington Interscholastic Activities Association rules and state law. "Under current WIAA eligibility standards, students are permitted to participate in athletics consistent with their gender identity. The district will continue to follow state law and WIAA requirements unless those laws or rules change. We also have an obligation to protect student privacy and will not discuss the circumstances or eligibility of an individual student."
Voters have a chance to stop this madness:
Voters will have an opportunity to change those requirements on November 3, when they decide Initiative IL26-638. The initiative would prohibit biological males from competing in designated girls' individual and team sports and require verification of biological sex from participants' personal health care providers as part of the routine sports physical.
Washington is the state where a male cheater gave an "oil check" to a female opponent in wrestling --meaning, he stuck his fingers inside her vagina to leverage her.
Washington wrestler Kallie Keeler and her mother have now asked the US Supreme Court to intervene after Keeler alleged a male opponent sexually assaulted her during a December 2025 girls' tournament. They seek advance notice of matches against males and the ability to decline those matches without penalty. Prosecutors declined to charge the opponent, concluding they could not prove a crime beyond a reasonable doubt.
The girls being forced to race against this male interloper showed some courage and simply walked for fifty yards at the start of their latest race, then simply walked off the course entirely.
Or at least, nearly half of them did.
The adults running Washington's schools keep telling girls to accept boys in their sports. On Tuesday, girls at Camas High School delivered their answer: They walked away from a race rather than compete against a boy.Nearly half of the girls' cross-country team refused to compete against a male teammate, according to unDivided host Brandi Kruse, who shared footage recorded by Amy Sousa. The footage shows the starting gun going off and then a large group of girls stepping off the starting line and leaving the field.
The walk-off came after two runners from rival Skyview High School staged a similar protest last month. Skyview runners Charlie Garrett and Sierra Retzlaff lined up with messages supporting women's sports painted on their arms and legs, then left the course after the starting gun. "We did it because we didn't want to act like we were OK with what was happening," Retzlaff explained.
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Dispatches from the Gender Wars
—Disinformation Expert Ace
Actually it's not the gender wars, it's the war of sexually-shriveled femcels on the world because they're angry they're not pretty.
Plus their incel and gayboy allies.
The Spectator 🇺🇸 @TheSpectatorI was mid-hip thrust when I found out @Shanemgillis had called me a whore. Technically I found out four hours later, when I reviewed the footage of Saturday Night Live. My tripod was on the bench, my ring light was clamped to the squat rack and my boyfriend Tanner was holding the back-up phone for the side angle. Tanner films all my content. He is not allowed to look at me.
The "joke" was about how women dress at the gym. I know it was about me, because everything is. So I did what any survivor would do. I went to my car and filmed myself crying. It took 11 takes, because the lighting in a Range Rover is unforgiving, and grief is no excuse for a bad shot. In the final cut, you can see a single tear land on my sports bra right over the logo, which clicks through to an affiliate link. My caption: "I'm literally shaking."
Then I put on the shortest shorts I own, went back inside, and filmed my ass from three angles with the caption, "Does this outfit work for you, Shane Gillis?" I wanted to send him a message that my body is not for men. To make sure Shane got the message, I tagged him. Then I tagged every man I follow. Some people say my response proved his point. These people are rapists.
Article bu Brigit Phetasy here.
Some cuckboy at Philadelphia Magazine insists that Shane Gillis broke six "rules" of comedy, which are all various ways of saying women are always right, never "punch down," and never attack any group associated with the political left.
What would comedy be without some strict rules imposed by political commissars?
Rule #1: Don't call women whores. Or say they dress like whores. Or use the word "whores" at all....
Maybe some comics can say "whore," under the right conditions.
I assume "the right conditions" are "when you're attacking a Fox News presenter or Republican congresswoman."
But for Shane Gillis it's a nonstarter. His resting stage persona is somewhere between frat boy, Bugs Bunny, and a bouncer trying to memorize the address on your ID. Like he's always on a boozy power trip. Like he says "whores" a lot. Opinions vary over how the "whore" line went over in the room, but the social media reaction has been a rousing thumbs-down.
No it hasn't been. It's been a thumbs-down from humorless twats and gayboys like yourself. You are not the world, thank heavens.
Rule #2: Don't namedrop. And: Don't namedrop Joe Rogan and Theo Von.Namedropping is an amateur-hour flex to begin with, but those particular names thudded extra heavy.* Rogan and Von repeatedly platform the worst humans in the world (fascists, billionaire creeps, Tony Hinchcliffe, etc.) If Shane thought a general audience was gonna say "woo" to those bros, he's been in the Mothership humidor too long.
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Rule #6: It bears repeating.
Same as Rule #1. The "whores" thing. Don't be like "that woman is in gym shorts, just like a whore." That's it.
A lot of unfuckable low-T effeminate men are riding this horse to let their ugly feminist friend-zone wardens let them know they're Good Guys Who Don't Rape (Usually).
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A White Leftwing Couple Bought a $1.5 Million Home in a Black Neighborhood in Austin. Nothing Bad Happened at All and Everyone Is Living in Racial Harmony.
—Disinformation Expert Ace
Oh wait, that's not what happened at all.
What happened is racial redlining, enforced by blacks who say this is "OUR NEIGHBORHOOD!"
According to numerous clips, the woman left notes on cars near her $1.5 million home, telling drivers not to park there. The home is reportedly near a Historically Black College and University. The woman, who was white, got confronted, got huffy, dropped the school's reported 25 percent graduation rate, and now they're besieged.
The white couple have a Talafreako yard sign.
As a wise insane man said, You get what you deserve.
Amiri King @AmiriKingNIGHTMARE
A white couple in Austin is currently going through hell.
The couple had a minor disagreement with a neighbor about people parking in front of their home and not leaving them anywhere else to park.
Minor disagreement.
No big deal right? (The black woman tried to escalate it, as they always do)
The video was posted to Instagram and a bunch of blacks have come together to harass the couple.
The man even says in the video, 'Everybody go stand in front of her house and scare her to make her move.'
This is a crime.
- Stalking - Texas Penal Code sec. 42.072
- Harassment - Texas Penal Code sec. 42.07
- Terroristic threat - Texas Penal Code sec. 22.07
Gee I've heard that is a racial crime whose foul stain will never be erased when white people did it 70 years ago.
But now? It's just some good ol' fashioned anti-gentrification terrorism.
Terroristic KKK-style threats are just "the voice of the unheard."
That said -- to hell with this couple. I hope they're forced out and take a million dollar loss on the house.
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Cornell's Jane Doe Nominated for Best Rape Hoax at This Year's Spirit Awards
—Disinformation Expert Ace
She's a shoe-in.
During her seven hour rape by seven rapists, she apparently had full possession and use of her phone, which she, get this, did not use to summon the authorities but instead chat with her roomie.
See, all lies told by rape hoaxers are actually "classic signs of trauma." It's just Science, Bigots.
"Cornell 7" accuser Jane Doe sent her roommate a three-letter text during the time she alleges she was gang raped -- which a lawyer for one of the accused frat brothers cites as proof she wasn't too wasted to consent.Jane Doe's roommate texted her at 3:05 a.m. on Oct. 20, 2024, to ask her, "You coming home tn [tonight]?" according to a screenshot shared by TMZ show.
"idk," the accuser replied, using the three-letter abbreviation for "I don't know."
The text appears to have been sent from Jane Doe's phone in the middle of what she later alleged was a drunken, ketamine-fuelled gang-rape in the Chi Phi fraternity house on Cornell University's Ithaca, New York, campus.
The exchange took place between half an hour and an hour after Doe says multiple men were snorting ketamine off her body, and she was so intoxicated she couldn't process what was going on.
At least one of the seven accused fraternity brothers' lawyers says that the messages -- which featured in Cornell's internal disciplinary hearing -- show the woman was not incapacitated and could read, process, and respond to messages, TMZ reported.
Jane Doe's roommate, who sent the first message, later shared a picture of their sorority dorm room on social media at around 11:15 a.m. on the morning after the alleged gang rape, along with the caption, "It was a good night when only one out [of] three of us made it back."
She also wrote "i love u" to one of her gang-rapists and reminisced about snorting ketamine ("ket") off one rapist's dong.
Another classic "tell" of rape trauma.
Good heavens, about two days after she claims to have been gang raped, she told one of her so-called rapists, "I really do love u."Last week, yet more texts from Jane Doe to a member of the group of frat brothers known as the "Cornell 7" were released. According to TMZ, these texts are between her and Jonathan Newell.
"ps. I'm not sure if u remember but I did ket off your dick at some point ... and I honestly think that was one of the most insane/jaw dropping moments of the night," wrote Jane Doe to Newell, per TMZ.
He responded with, "I'm just glad ur ok, I was kinda upset w all the stories going around earlier but at the end of the day that's all they r."
Then Newell appears to respond to her news about doing ketamine off of him with, "And I have no memory of that last part." This text closes with a laughing emoji.
I think he was raped, too.
She then writes, "oh jesus not the stories i don't even think i wanna know. I know im socially a massive slut rn and i like can't bare to hear it cause im really not."Per TMZ, this exchange occurred on the evening of October 21, 2024, which is the day after the alleged gang rape.
Then, ten days later, after Newell's fraternity disinvited her to a Halloween party she was eager to attend, Jane Doe changed her tune...
Something else that happened over those ten days was Jane Doe finding herself slut-shamed on campus.
The night after the event, it sounds like she's bragging about snorting the drugs off of his penis. Then, ten days later, she's basically claiming she was forced to do this.
Classic post-rape behavior. "Trauma" always causes women to behave as if they're just straight-up makin' shit up.
Be better, Bigots.
#BeBetter.
Report: Major Banks (Those Most Dependant on Government Goodwill) Shut Down MAGA, Pro-Life, Christian, and Other Conservative Accounts to Appeal to Biden's Authoritarian Enforcers
—Disinformation Expert Ace
Major banks closed accounts and refused credit to MAGA merchants, pro-life causes, religious groups, conservative organizations and sectors disfavored by the Biden administration, such as firearms, oil and gas, and private prisons, a bombshell report from the federal banking regulator has found.The Debanking Review by the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) investigated 100,000 complaints and scrutinized 50,000 internal bank records to reveal how customers were "debanked" based purely on their political, social, or religious beliefs.
JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, Citibank, Wells Fargo, U.S. Bank, Capital One, PNC, TD Bank, and BMO Bank were found to have discriminated against American consumers, citing "reputation risk" as a reason to deny service between 2020 and 2025.
Negative press, protests, criticism from advocacy groups such as the Southern Poverty Law Center, and reprisals from regulators or politicians were cited as the reputation risks most feared by the banks.
The 47-page OCC report, "Guaranteeing Fair Banking for All Americans," released Wednesday, found that the nation's largest banks targeted Christian organizations over abortion, LGBTQ issues, and traditional family values.
The banks also restricted financing for "disfavored" industries such as firearms makers and retailers, Arctic oil and gas, coal, detention facilities, tobacco and e-cigarettes.
Among the examples in the report is JPMorgan Chase's payment operation, WePay, closing the account of a merchant that sold merchandise promoting President Trump and the Make America Great Again (MAGA) brand, claiming it "promote[d] hate, violence, or racial intolerance."The bank's internal screening system regularly flagged terms such as "MAGA," "Make America Great," and "America First" that appeared in merchants' customer profiles, websites, and transaction information. Several of the terms used to find "violations" were added after the January 6, 2021, Capitol riot.
So Trump is allowed to force banks to close the accounts of all liberals who make excuses for antifa and Hamas terrorists, right?
Because that's what I see right here.
Ilhan "Omar" Falsified Her Birth Date In Her Immigration Paperwork
—Disinformation Expert Ace
She lied about being 17 when she applied for citizenship, because the law stated that a minor could piggyback off a naturalized parent's citizenship but an adult couldn't.
So she changed her actual age, 18 or 19, to 17.
Then her staffers changed her Wikipedia entry, which had shown her real birthdate, to her fraudulent birthdate, so that it would agree with her fraudulent immigration paperwork.
That last part isn't illegal. It just shows she knows she was lying all along.
Minnesota Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar's staff reportedly got her birthdate changed in public records shortly after she was elected to the House in 2018, which would make her a year younger than previously documented, according to records.The revelation comes amid concerns that the congresswoman misrepresented her age to secure American citizenship. Omar has claimed that she was 17-years-old when she became a citizen in 2000, but previous records noted that she was born in 1981, meaning she was either 18 or 19 when she became a U.S. citizen.
The records have since been updated to show the congresswoman was born in 1982, despite it saying 1981 for the entire time she served in the state legislature, and for months into her first Congressional term, the New York Post reported.
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Omar, who was born in Somalia, has claimed that she became a citizen through her father, who became a naturalized citizen, but that's only an option if she was a minor when it happened.
Actually he wasn't her father. Her real father was Nur Said Elmi, but he couldn't get a visa, because he was a Somali war-criminal trained in revolutionary warfare by the literal communists. So she pretended to be a part of the "Omar" family.
That's why she could marry her brother -- last name "Elmi" -- without everyone immediately realizing that it was her brother.
David Steinberg reports this is a "an open and shut case" with no questions about the facts of Ilhan "Omar's" crime spree. The only questions are about the statute of limitations.
But there is no statute of limitations for deporting someone who obtained citizenship or a visa fraudulently.
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Wednesday Morning Rant
—Joe Mannix
The Post-War Era has been defined in large part by the rise - and eventual entrenchment - of international organizations. Since the first and biggest - the UN and its various subordinate groups - they all seek to insert themselves into international affairs and, wherever possible, into members' national affairs. Have a diplomatic objection? Bring it to the UN. Want to go to war? Bring it to the UN Security Council. Want to have firearms generally available in your country? Better ask the UN. Have a trade dispute? Bring it to the WTO. Going to war? Bring it to NATO. Whatever you do, do not act independently. Sovereignty belongs to the supernational organization, not to the country. Countries are passe.
It doesn't matter if a country isn't even in the club, the "international organization" still claims jurisdiction and does what it pleases. There is perhaps no greater example of this than International Criminal Court. The ICC was established in the early aughts under the treaty known as the Rome Statute, which was hammered out in late 90s. As soon as it went into effect, the United States and Israel both promptly informed the UN that they were not going to play. Other countries followed in subsequent years, and more never signed up (or pretended to) in the first place. Does this stop the ICC from targeting non-member government officials with spurious war crimes investigations and interference? Of course not. In keeping with the unwritten rule of all supernational organizations, the ICC's primary mission is to interfere with the United States.
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The Morning Report — 10/14 /26
—J.J. Sefton
Good morning kids. It's not necessarily a very big, earth-shaking story but it does touch upon something that I've pondered for quite some time. At any rate, as CBD and I briefly noted in the latest episode of the podcast, linked here as well as in the sidebar and on the popular platforms listed at the bottom of this post.
A Wall Street Journal report said Guilfoyle apparently asked a donor to President Donald Trump for $100,000. . . . I also want to address the recent allegations against me. These allegations are false, and I intend to vigorously defend my name, my reputation, and my integrity. I have dedicated my professional life to fighting for justice, standing up for what is right, and defending the values that make America exceptional. I will not allow false accusations to define my decades of public service.
Sugar-tits doth protest too much, as if she were truly innocent then she wouldn't have resigned, or am I missing something? Meh she's about as Greek as Caroline Kennedy was Japanese. Still, considering the media's penchant to destroy President Trump and the MAGA movement especially with the midterms really just around the corner, and with the heat being turned up on the freakshow candidates of the Democrats that, please God, might actually result in their absolute drubbing at the polls, instead of a much ballyhooed Blue wave.
In any case, if Guilfoyle were part of a Democrat administration, everyone would've lined up to defend her shouting Right Wing hit job from the rooftops, which with extremely rare exception is something that we never do, the shampeachments against Trump notwithstanding, and even then the GOP usually bends over and grabs its ankles. But the Left, unless they have no alternative or it's political expediency, will defend their own to the hilt.
But that said, as CBD stated and I agreed if as it certainly seems Guilfoyle is a crooked grifter, then good riddance to bad rubbish. Regardless of party, the crooks must be expunged with extreme prejudice.
And speaking of political expediency and Gavin Newsom (Guilfoyle was his receptacle for a while, before she ultimately wound up on the receiving end of the attentions of one of Trump's non-Barron sons), well of all the things to happen in California this is the last thing I expected.
The state of California is building its first new steel mill in more than 50 years, on a 174-acre site in Kern County, roughly 70 miles southeast of Bakersfield. . . Democrat Gov. Gavin Newsom’s office released a statement saying, “This project will bring steel manufacturing back to the Golden State and localize the supply chain – supporting a transition to clean, in-state manufacturing of materials essential for public infrastructure like roads, bridges and hospitals.”The construction of the new mill is surprising to many, considering the state’s Democrat lawmakers and residents lean more toward green energy over that produced by fossil fuel.
While this is certainly a good thing for California and the American economy in general, you can bet your sweet ass Newsom is only allowing this to go forward as a means to burnish his extemely tarnished image as the governor of a failed state whose policies over his tenure smothered its economy. I can only imagine that there are a shit-ton of caveats and red tape in the agreement, and some time down the road the California's EPA will shut the mill down of its own volition or due to the pressure from the Enviro-Communists.
But, regardless of the how and why of this miracle, let a thousand steel mills blossom all across the fruited plain. And speaking of the communists and their temporary, enemy-of-my-enemy is my friend, allies of convenience Muslims...
As writer John Daniel Davidson recently argued, the current riots in France illustrate yet again the alliance of Islamists and communists, or the Red-Green Alliance: “This is the Red-Green alliance of the socialist/Antifa left and Muslim immigrants, operationalized to bring the country to its knees through widespread rioting ahead of national elections next year.” Despite their many differences, the two groups have united “to tear down western institutions and the Christian faith on which they were built.” If history and theology are any guide, there is even more uniting these two factions. Davidson correctly points that “on issues like women’s rights, transgenderism, gay marriage and the sexual revolution in general, [Islamists and radical leftists] are not aligned.” But these differences are mere window dressing to their core similarities: spreading their ideology through aggression and confiscating the wealth of others. These two principles are fairly well known as features of communism, but most Westerners have been conditioned not to associate them with Islam. Nearly all Western schools, underfunded or otherwise, have done their utmost to obscure the fact that Islam was spread by the sword as well as by theft. As historian Raymond Ibrahim details in his classic history Sword and Scimitar: Fourteen Centuries of War Between Islam and the West, starting with the Prophet Muhammad and continuing with his many successors, Muslim armies would invade, pillage, terrorize, and enslave neighboring kingdoms, forcing their populations to submit to Allah, face martyrdom, or live as second-class citizens (dhimmis).
If we are conquered, my only consolation is hoping to survive long enough to see the Muslims behead the Democrat-Leftists en masse before I draw my last breath.
Until then, we still have to deal with this shit:
For months now, almost every time a Democrat has been asked by someone in the media about the far-out views of a candidate who is part of the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA), we have heard about how their party is a ‘big tent.’This simply doesn’t cut it because what they are saying is that their tent is big enough for someone who wants to defund the police or promote the gender transition of minors, but not big enough for anyone who wants to enforce our immigration laws or protect the gun rights of law-abiding citizens.
DNC Chairman Ken Martin is still using this talking point, less than a month before the midterms. Democrat Party Chair Ken Martin embraces far-Left radicals who want to abolish the police, prisons, and borders:
“I’ve always taken a big tent approach…we have to keep growing and we have to keep expanding this tent.” pic.twitter.com/VEWXZhPJTZ
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 12, 2026So the tent is big enough for people like Hasan Piker, but not people who object to the many offensive things he has said about America.
Do you see the problem here?
I sure as hell do. And there is only one way to deal with this problem, IYKWIMAITYD
As for that lead item, I have it there not only for the shock and revulsion value, but it reminded me of something that my sainted grandmother of blessed memory said regarding the lineage of the perpetrator, that I best not write here for obvious reasons.
On that and all the other chazarei and madness of the links, I bid you all to nevertheless
have a good day.
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY
- He was indoctrinated by a culture that no longer even pretends to conform to the norms that made America so successful.
A 6-Year-Old Black Boy Shot His Teacher—The Bodycam Video Is Worse
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Daily Tech News 14 October 2026
—Pixy Misa
Top Story- Ledger "hardware wallets" are basically physical versions of the common blockchain software wallets. The security is offered because the device can be locked in a vault. There's no password to be forgotten or stolen, so they're often used by larger investors.
So a reseller in Malaysia started embedding LTE chips - smartphone modems - inside them. (Tom's Hardware)
And stole $93 million worth of Bitcoin.
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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - October 13, 2026
—Doof
Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany
Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT has arrived. On time, as always. Open thread, as always. Ready to be whelmed?
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Dogs Making Friends Cafe
—Disinformation Expert Ace
A Moonlit Lane
by John Atkinson Grimshaw, 1874
James Lucas @JamesLucasITThat moonlight isn't real.
Every drop of it is oil paint...
It's called A Moonlit Lane, and it was painted by John Atkinson Grimshaw in 1874. A full moon hangs behind bare, tangled branches, the road below still wet from the rain, and every puddle and wall and dark hedge holds a little of that cold silver light. You can almost feel the chill in the air and hear the silence of the street...
The man who painted it was born in a cramped terraced house in Leeds, worked as a clerk for the railway, and taught himself almost everything he knew. At twenty-four, to his parents' horror, he quit his job to paint.
He even borrowed from photography, projecting scenes onto his canvas with lenses, and some of his contemporaries sneered that the results showed no marks of handling or brushwork, as if that were a flaw rather than an artistic miracle...
But the painter who mattered most saw it differently: James McNeill Whistler, the man famous for his own night paintings, came to visit him and admitted: "I considered myself the inventor of nocturnes until I saw Grimmy's moonlit pictures."
You don't meet a lot of people who would rescue an orphaned wild rat.
Animal control took her puppies away when she was out foraging for food. But people notice the mama dog seemed distressed, and reunited her with the puppies at a foster home.
Old time TV shows collide with each other as Mannix holds Jack Tripper at gunpoint on the Brady Bunch living room set.
A young camel was ostracized by other animals because he's just too weird-looking. Can he make a friend?
Tolkein's pitch for Fellowship of the Ring.
Lion and dachshunds are best friends.
Neighbor's dog decides he'd rather live with the family next door.
Instead of chasing off a burglar, this dog brought him his toy and asked for pets. He's no criminal, though -- he also brought his toy to the cops as they broke into the house to arrest the thief.
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Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed's Mother Was an Active Member of the Muslim Brotherhood In College
—Disinformation Expert Ace
Abdul El-Sayed's mother--whom the left-wing Michigan Senate candidate has described as "smart, warm, charismatic" and whom he called on camera in a May campaign video--was active in the Muslim Brotherhood while in college in Egypt, a revelation that further contradicts El-Sayed's recent claims that neither he nor his family have ties to the radical Islamist group.Eman Abdelhadi, a University of Chicago professor and El-Sayed's half-sister, wrote about her mother and other family members' ties to the Muslim Brotherhood in social media posts in June 2012, just after Muslim Brotherhood leader Mohamed Morsi was elected president of Egypt.
"Had an amazing talk with my mom about her activism in the Muslim Brotherhood during the early 70s while she was in college," wrote Abdelhadi, who is five years younger than El-Sayed and has a different father.
Their mother, Fatten Elkomy, is a nurse in Missouri who attended Alexandria University, one of the largest universities in Egypt. The school was known as a hub of Muslim Brotherhood activity in the 1970s, according to a 2012 report from the Brookings Institution, which noted that "the Muslim Brothers dominated the Islamic Group at Alexandria University" at the time.
El-Sayed himself recounted his mother's campus activism in his book, Healing Politics, writing that she was a "leader on campus" but omitting any mention of the Muslim Brotherhood. A 2012 Columbia Medicine Magazine alumni profile of El-Sayed notes that El-Sayed's mother "studied medicine" in "Alexandria, Egypt" and was an outspoken opponent of military rule in the country, which was briefly interrupted by the election of Morsi. El-Sayed signed a 2012 statement identifying himself as part of a group of "Morsi Supporters in America," the Washington Free Beacon reported.
...The revelation of Elkomy's role as a Muslim Brotherhood campus activist comes as El-Sayed denies any ties to the Islamist group, which spawned Hamas in Gaza in the 1980s. In a Sunday Meet the Press appearance, El-Sayed said neither he nor his family have connections to the Brotherhood. "You don't have any ties, and your family doesn't?" NBC's Kristen Welker asked. "No," El-Sayed said twice.
She did not ask any follow-ups. She did not read his sister's words to him, in which his sister identified his mother as a member of the Muslim Brotherhood.
But Abdelhadi, who was arrested for assaulting a police officer during an anti-ICE rally in Chicago last year, has repeatedly discussed her family's ties to the Brotherhood, the Free Beacon reported."My family has long been MB," she wrote on June 24, 2012. "I have had family jailed for being a part of it," she wrote on July 3, 2013. "Praying for all my family that supports the #MB in Egypt. Lie low, stay safe" she said.
El-Sayed has faced intense scrutiny over his ties to the Muslim Brotherhood from his Republican opponent, former congressman Mike Rogers.
His father seems to be Muslim Brotherhood, too, although no one is on record saying so:
It is unclear whether El-Sayed's father, Mohamed, has any ties to the Muslim Brotherhood. According to El-Sayed, his father studied and taught at Alexandria University until leaving the school in 1978. El-Sayed wrote that his dad "had to leave" Egypt over his "political agitation" against Egyptian military rule. El-Sayed has also said his father left Egypt because he believed "he could express his religion in America better than he could in Egypt at the time."
Kristin Welker did not question Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed's deep family connections to the Muslim Brotherhood. She did instead what all left-wing "journalistic" activists do, give him an easy opportunity to deny the facts without any push-back that might cause him discomfort.
NBC White House correspondent Kristen Welker asked El-Sayed about allegations his family has connections to the Islamic group. El-Sayed denied any such connections twice in the interview with one-word responses. Welker asked no follow-up questions on the issue and moved on to other issues.
She was allowed to "moderate" presidential debates.
Meanwhile, Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed's terrorist and communist wingman Hasan Piker has a long history of attacking the very idea of democracy, instead favoring sharia law and communist tyranny, left-wing liberal Jonathan Chait reports.
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TikTok Feminists Try to Cancel Shane Gillis Again, This Time for Stating the True Fact that Slutty Women are Dressing Like Whores at the Gym
—Disinformation Expert Ace
This is another non-controversy turned into a tumult by bored, neurotic attention- seeking clickwhore e-feminists.
Shane Gillis gave a kinda lame monologue on SNL about women dressing like "whores" at the gym.
This is not a controversial take, nor is it new -- people have been noticing and commenting on the trends in women's (or, let's be serious, women who want to be influencers and e-girls) wearing nothing on their upper body except a spandex strap across their breasts and wearing shorts designed expressly to show their butt-cracks and camel toes.
These aren't your Grandpa's tight shorts. These shorts have a tight, elastic seam in the crotch that hugs the deep contours of the buttocks and sucks the material in.
This is not some new observation. Nor can it be denied.
The old shorts let you see the outside contours of the camel toe. The new shorts let you see the inner contours of the camel toe.
That's a sexual escalation.
Shane Gillis said, basically, that women were dressing like "whores" to entrap men into looking at their asses and breasts so they could then monetize their "sexual victimization" on TikTok.
I don't know if that's still funny three years later -- but it remains 100% factually accurate.
There is an entire genre of TikTok "content" of e-girls showing their nether regions to every man in the gym and then claiming that any man who so much as looks in their direction is "harassing" them.
The YouTuber Joey Swoll basically built his channel scolding e-girls for these cheap attention-getting/sexual-harassment-faking antics.
Again, this is not controversial. My objection to this bit is that it's like three year old observation. We've been seeing women dressing extremely provocatively and then filming men merely glancing at them and accusing the men of ocular rape for years.
But The Libs of TikTok are stupid, vicious animals and so they're pretending that Gillis is talking about more normal sportswear -- which is itself very tight and revealing, but that's not even the type of outfit he's talking about.
And they're trying to cancel him.
As you know, feminists tried to cancel Sydney Sweeney over showing off her body. But on the other hand, they celebrate singing whore Sabrina Carpenter and Body Positivity Moose Lizzo for doing the same.
The difference, they claim, is that Sydney Sweeney is appealing to the "Male Gaze" while Sabrina Carpenter, when she wears lingerie on stage and has a male dancer mime taking her from behind as she mimes going down on another male dancer, is not appealing to the Male Gaze but merely "sexualizing herself for herself" and "empowering herself."
(Evidence: Content warning for Sabrina Carpenter getting into various sexual positions and asking, "Want to try it this way?" And here's where she posed being doubled-teamed by two men, again asking, "Want to try it this way?")
Basically, this is entirely a political settlement reached among feuding branches of feminism, the "Slutwalk Feminists" ("sex-positive" feminists) versus the Prude Feminists ("sex-negative" feminists).
This battle divided the movement so they settled on the completely fake, utterly political bullshit-compromise position that you could be as big a slut as you wanted so long as you claimed that you were doing so to empower yourself as a feminist and definitely not to appeal to men's interest in seeing sexy women.
Meanwhile, the Prude Feminists could continue to attack women like Sydney Sweeney by asserting, without asking Sweeney herself about it, that she was appealing to the Male Gaze and not to her own Empowerment and therefore is degrading all women.
The Prudes get what they want -- shaming the sluts -- and the sluts get what they want -- getting to be sluts without being judged by their fellow left-wing cows -- because all feminists and their cuck beta orbiters agree to this utterly incoherent and arbitrary division of the world between "Good Sluts" (empowered feminists) and "Bad Sluts" (women who want to appeal to men).
This is of course complete bullshit. When women dress provocatively, they're doing it to appeal to the Male Gaze. Period. If they feel "empowered" in doing so, it's because everyone, naturally, feels an ego lift at being thought of as attractive by the other sex.
One time I mentioned the claim made by women that when women dress sexy they're doing it to impress other women. The woman I mentioned this to scoffed at the claim and said -- vulgarity warning -- "Oh? Do they shave their pussies for other women, too?"
No, of course not. But it's a shibboleth among stupid feminists that it's Good if you sexualize yourself "for yourself" or for other women but it's very Bad if you sexualize yourself for men, and of course they get to decide which is which.
If you're a member of the Cult of Feminism with all dues paid up, you can mime getting double-teamed on stage while wearing lingerie and be hailed as an empowered hero. If you refuse to join the Cult of Feminism, you get attacked for "degrading women in sports" for appearing semi-nude in an ad for a betting parlor.
It's just the same easy rules for those in the leftwing tribe and the same viciously-exacting rules for those outside the tribe. Just vicious tribal leftism applied to another area of the human experience.
Anyway, this is what the Bubblegum Brigade is shrieking about this week.
Update: Apparently the shorts are called "butt scrunch shorts" or "scrunch butt shorts." This female trainer says OF COURSE the shorts are designed to show off every contour of your ass so how can you say you're offended by men doing exactly what you intended them to do?
From bonhomme: Here's an ad for them. You can see why they're called "butt scrunch shorts."
The claim that these shorts aren't being worn for sexual provocation, but are merely worn because it's "comfy" to work out with an elastic band tight up against your butt-hole, is preposterous.
These Scientific Geniuses argue that the shorts don't show the folds of your actual asshole, the just make it look like they show the folds of your actual asshole, which is Completely Different, Racists.
Limechomp @cointelboIt has nothing to do with "how they work" just because the shorts look like a *fake* butthole. The scrunching looks like a butthole at first glance, the same way that a pointy bra can look like nipples despite nipples not looking like a pointy bra in reality.
Oh well then. Consider me "served."
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