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The other Arquette whore: Trans people are forced to flee the US because we're making them use the correct bathrooms, despite them "clearly presenting as... (thinks of a way to say this other than "the opposite sex") ... what they are."

TJM thinks Bogus Journey is better than Excellent Adventure.

Iran's Blockade of the Strait of Hormuz Is Destined to Fail [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the obvious incompatibility of Islam with free societies, John Bolton is a disloyal sleaze, The SAVE Act is in the muck of Senate RINOs, the crappy quality of anti-American propaganda, and more!

Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade.

The Oscars: A celebration of thanking. Dave Barry nails it! [CBD]

TJM has some final thoughts on The Oscars before Sunday's telecast.

Ami Kozak: Every single Tucker Carlson episode consists of him claiming he didn't say the things he said in the last episode
Also: this is the manipulation Tucker does that i hate the most. It's so cowardly. All he does is smear people (and Jews, generally), and then claim "I have nothing against [the person or group I just smeared.]" He'll even claim "I love [x], actually." Just again and again and again. It's all a lie, of course. A year ago he smeared Jews but added how beautiful he thought Israel was, and then two weeks ago, he said Israel is ugly as dog-shit and nothing beautiful has been built there "since 1948."
Just got this email from Dracula: "I love Van Helsing, actually, he's one of my personal heroes, if I'm being honest. I will claw the heart out of his belly and bathe in his blood before the children of Babylon, but I have nothing but respect for Van Helsing, actually. Love is the answer. Except for the followers of the Christ whom I am commanded to turn into my dark army of Satan. And I totally don't worship Satan, I just think we should listen to both sides. Hugs and kisses, may Van Helsing burn in the blood-red fires of hell throughout eternity, even though I consider him a close and dear friend, Vlad called Dracul."

A beautiful tribute to Cardboard Ayatollah
Another tribute

New CPAC Treasured Guest Speaker drops

Putting that Ayatollah Standee to actual useful work

Trump: Look at me, I'm the Ayatollah, ennnnnnnyah"

No Allen wrench needed for once

Cardboard Ayatollah recognizes that meme!

Whooah, CPAC got him?!?!

He was hard to book, given all of his current commitments, but CPAC landed the man of the hour!

New CPAC speaker drops

Trump unveils a new White House portrait

Tucker, MTG, and Tom Massie have fun with their new cardboard bestie

Iran welcomes its most cogent, best version of the Ayatollah ever

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No Link Between Saddam and Terrorism: Iraqi Intelligence Service Sleeper Agent Arrested in Chicago

That's Chicago, Illinois, and not, say, Chicago, Jordan or Chicago, Syria.

But there's no link between Saddam and terrorism. None. As Michael Moore's powerful, courageous film instructs us, the IIS spent all of its days flying beautiful kites for the delight of Iraqi children.

Coming Democratic Spin: Sleeping is not a threat. In fact, it's very healthful.

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