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    "In your lips I sense a danger/You've got the [song title]"
    Here's the metal song with the same title from 1989
    Weapon of Mass Destruction, Chinese style Slays Gen. Colin Powell. [Mis. Hum.]
    [Mollie Hemingway] and Bret Bair were on Gutfelds show a day or two ago. Gutfelds opener was all about the laptop and obvious other corruption with the Bidens. He turns and asks Bret what he thought about it. Interestingly, Bret claims they reported on it "but the story just didn't go anywhere" I LOL'd.
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    "Reporters would rather tweet about the weather than investigate repression and torture by the regime." [CBD]
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    Oh...GO MAGA!
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    Media Headline: 14 Year Old Dies of Covid!
    Digest of story: the Death was "covid-related."
    Additional detail not included in the clickbait, Panic-making headline: 14 year old had "complex, pre-existing medical conditions" that contributed to death.
    FaceBook post from relative of child: He had stage IV brain cancer.

    There was an honest way to report this that would have served their ends: They could have admitted the underlying conditions, and said covid may have quickened the child's death, and said that this is an instance where a child with severe underlying conditions may be much more susceptible than healthy children. Which everyone knows, but this would be a tangible example of that.
    Instead, they lied. They lied for clicks, they lied for propaganda, they lied because lying makes them feel important. They get to make their lies "go viral."
    Remember when it was activists and unprofessional bloggers that were concerned about making their stories "go viral"? Well, it still is: the media is nothing but activists and unprofessional bloggers who have pretensions of being more than that.
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